Cast The Worst Batman Movie

[James Harvey]

This thread is purely for entertainment. Okay, imagine yourself as a brainless exec who's just taken a bunch of headache pills and mixed it with his vodka. In his stupor he decides to cast the next Batman movie. BUT, he casts the worse possible choices. What do you think are the worst choices for a Batman movie (and sorry - the cast of Batman & Robin or any of the Batflick don't count). Here's mine:

Batman - RuPaul
Robin - Carson Daly
Batgirl - Roseanne Barr
Alfred - Tea Lioni
Joker - Haley Joel Osmet
Gordon - Gary Coleman

[Inque]

here's mine:

batman - michael jackson
robin - regis philbin
batgirl - lorraine from mad tv
catwoman - ms cleo
alfred - ben stein
joker - gary coleman
gordon - sean hayes

[NewMaxFranklin]

I'm gonna tweak my picks, so that that an exec might actually think these were good choices.

Batman - Selvester Stallone
Robin - Heath Ledger
Batgirl - Heather Grahm
Catwoman - Jennifer Lopez
Alfred - John Clease
Joker - Kevin Spacey
Gordon - Tom Selleck

~shudder~

[Bird Boy]

They already did...anybody remember Batman & Robin? :D

Seriously though..hmm..lets see:

Batman-William Shatner
Robin- Sully Erna (Lead Godsmack Singer)
Batgirl- Lil' Kim
Alfred-Howard Stern
Joker- Billy Bob Thorton
Gordon- Bob Parker

hehe.. that was fun... :)

-BB

[freakboy86]

Yeah, they came pretty close with Batman and Robin, but it could have been worse:

Batman -Bruce Campbell (wait, that might work!)
So...how about David Duchovney
Robin - Kelso from 'That 70's Show' (Bat-dude! Where's the car?)
- or - Cory from 'Life Goes On'
Batgirl - Jessica Alba (shoot, that's too good! )
Definately RuPaul. Yeah, that works.
Alfred -Eddie Izzard
Joker - Marilyn Manson
Gordon- Ed Asner

I tell ya, it's kinda tough to beat Schwarzenegger as Mr. Freeze though. Boy, that was some GREAT casting.
*sniff* Is that sarcasm I smell?

[watsonlives]

Batman: Arnold swarte.. schwatzen.. akk, you know who I mean.
Robin: Jackie Chan
Alfred: Chris Rock
Batgirl: Rosie O'donnel
Gordon: Rodney dangerfield
joker: Tom Green
Two Face: any Wayans Brother
Catwoman: Martha Stewart
Penguin: Martin short
Riddler: Ben Stien... Anyone?...Anyone?
Mr. Freeze: The Rock... Can you smell what Mr. Freeze is..., Um,freezing?
Poison Ivy: Paula poundstone
Bane: Tom Hanks

Funny Funny

[RAMPAGE]

How about BOTH WAYANS BROTHERS for Two Face. One wayan bro for one face and the other for the other face! CGi will be involved, though to do it. Ha-ha-ha!

Batman - David Spade
Robin - Wade from Evolution
Alfred - Steve Martin
Penguin - Jon Lovitz
Joker - Tom Green (Now that's scary)
Riddler - Ben Stiller
Two face - ALL THE WAYANS BROTHERS
Batgirl - One of Destiny's Child
Manbat - Jerry Sienfeld
Clock King - Brendon Frasier

[NewMaxFranklin]

Originally posted by RAMPAGE
How about BOTH WAYANS BROTHERS for Two Face. One wayan bro for one face and the other for the other face! CGi will be involved, though to do it. Ha-ha-ha!

Batman - David Spade
Robin - Wade from Evolution
Alfred - Steve Martin
Penguin - Jon Lovitz
Joker - Tom Green (Now that's scary)
Riddler - Ben Stiller
Two face - ALL THE WAYANS BROTHERS
Batgirl - One of Destiny's Child
Manbat - Jerry Sienfeld
Clock King - Brendon Frasier

They could save a lot of time and money on makeup and effects if they got Seignfeld for Man Bat, LOL. The Wayans Bro's joke was really funny, since I just saw Sacry Movie 2.
P.S.
I love the way you spelt Brenden Fraser's name. :D

[joker]

batman:jon bon jovi
robin:michial jackson
bat girl: britney spears and christene agulara, they would switch out randomly.
alfread:vince mcman
gordon:the old smoker guy from the movie heart breakers
the joker: marky ramone
catwoman:the old lady from titanic
penguin:a real penguin
riddler:johny knoxville
two face:andam sandler
mr. freeze:glen danzig
posion ivy:the fat mother from whats eating gilbert grape.

[Nightwing]

LOL! Actually some of those sound like they could work. Jon Lovitz looks a lot like the Penguin, and Kevin Spacey could really play any part. Okay, I'll try.

It's going to be too difficult to louse up the casting in Batman & Robin, but I'll just type something anyway....

Batman: Denis Miller
Robin: Horacio Sanz (SNL)
Batgirl: Hale Berry
Alfred: Hale Joel Osmand
Mr. Freeze: Tim Burton
Poison Ivy: Marylin Manson
Bane: David Spade

Actually this could be BETTER than Schumacher's B&R, cuz this cast has the potential to be INTENTIONALLY funny! wakka wakka...

[optimal321]

Okay, here are mine:

Batman - Ray Romano
Robin - Donny Osmond
Batgirl - Julie Chen
Alfred - Maury Povich
Joker - Al Gore
Gordon - Billy Blanks

There ya go.

[DR. BELCH]

The Howard Stern Production Company offered to take over directorial duties on "Batman 5: Desperation of the Dark Knight"....
ANDREW DICE CLAY as BATMAN
BEETLEJUICE THE TINY-HEADED DWARF as ROBIN
TIM CURRY as ALFRED
JENNA JAMESON as BATGIRL
JACKIE "THE JOKE MAN" MARTLING as THE JOKER
DEBBIE THE QUEEF GIRL as CATWOMAN
HIGH-PITCH ERIC as THE PENGUIN
ELEGANT ELLIOT OFFEN as THE RIDDLER
BRIDGET THE MIDGET as POISON IVY
HOWARD STERN as MR. FREEZE (he'll play it as "Fartman" and flatulate cold air onto his victims)
GARY "BABA BOOEY" DELLABATE as TWO-FACE
KING KONG BUNDY or STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN as KILLER CROC
HANK THE ANGRY DRUNKEN DWARF as THE MAD HATTER
assorted LESBIANS as GOONS

[Joker85]

You guys are crazy!! OK here's mine:
Milton Berle as Batman
Chris Tucker as Robin
Camryn Manheim as Batgirl
Pierce Brosnan as Alfred
Estelle Getty as Poison Ivy
Anthony Edwards as Bullock
Bette Midler as Harley Quinn
Whoopi Goldberg as Catwoman
Leonardo DiCaprio as Joker
Chris Elliot as Commissioner Gordon
Michael Richards as Mr. Freeze
Miss Cleo as Oracle

[Bud 'n Lou]

Aw...Why not?

the "At-Risk-for-Breaking-a-Hip Cast"--

Batman: Bob Denver
Robin: Nick Nolte
Batgirl: Shirley Temple-Black
Gordon: Don Rickles
Joker: Jerry Lewis
Harley: Phyllis Diller
Penguin: Gregory Peck
Catwoman: Bea Arthur
Riddler: Harvey Keitel
Two-Face: Peter Falk
Poison Ivy: Florence Henderson
Mr. Freeze: Richard Dreyfus

The "Re-animated Dead Actors" Cast--

Batman: Walter Matthau
Robin: Jack Lemmon (they make a great team)
Batgirl: Joan Crawford
Gordon: Sonny Bono
Joker: John Wayne
Harley: Bette Davis (so she can fight with Joan Crawford)
Penguin: Humphrey Bogart
Catwoman: Agnes Moorehead
Riddler: Rock Hudson
Two-Face: Peter Lorre
Poison Ivy: Lucille Ball
Mr. Freeze: Cary Grant