Edits ABC would make if they had these cartoons.

[Brandon Pierce]

If ABC had access to any cartoons they didn't get what edits do you think they would make? Here's some of my theories:

THE OLD GREY HARE- Old Bugs choking Old Elmer probably would have been cut. And, probably Baby Bugs smashing his carrot bottle on Baby Elmer. Let's not forget the exploding end title card.
A FUED THERE WAS- The scene where a mother chicken's "three days work" gets shot to pieces. Several other scenes would get the axe, but there's too many to list. This is one of the rare extremely violent cartoons.
INVASION OF THE BUNNY SNATCHERS- Daffy insisting that the hunters should shoot him would get edited. It's sort of a suicide gag.
HARE RIBBIN- We all know what's @ the end. Let's move on.
HORTON HATCHES THE EGG/ AN ITCH IN TIME/ THE SOUR PUSS/ THE STUPID CUPID- All suicide gags would be cut for sure.
WHAT MAKES DAFFY DUCK- Daffy's line, "Typical of the little black duck."
Can you guys think of any others?

[PorkyandDaffy]

What's wrong with the "little black duck" line? It wasn't racist in any way.

Anyway, THE GRUESOME TWOSOME would probably be severely butchered if ABC ever had it, since it has a lot of violent scenes.

And I already mentioned what an extreme hackjob ABC would do to all the gags in QUACK SHOT.

THE WISE QUACKING DUCK - Daffy pretending his head was chopped off. Also, the "one lump or two" gag. They'd also probably cut the part where Mr. Meek shoots Daffy at the end, leaving him featherless.

A CORNY CONCERTO - The buzzard being blown with dynamite at the end.

THE UNRULY HARE - The "Only a big fat rat would shoot a guy in the back" scene.

I'll think of some others later.