Very Fun Wacky Newspaper Game

[MeatWad]

Hey,yall,I'm back from brainstorming ideas for a new game. I brainstormed this one,and I thought it would be cool! It's called Wacky Newspapers. What you do,is write a very wacky,zany,and funny article newspaper style of something totally impossiable. I'll pick the best articles,and put them on my new website called 'Wacky World' For the Wacky Newspaper I'm planning. It's gonna be sooooo cool! Alright,so write your impossiable newspaper stories! Like I am,right now!

[MeatWad]

Urgent News:The Brain Finally Took Over The World!

Hello,I'm reporter-detective Meatwad covering the case of Brain and his world domination! Brain is a lab-mouse who has the capibility to speak. Brain also has an ever-growing span of ideas for world domination,and one of them just worked! Brains ever-so-cool idea was called 'Pinky and the Brain' It's a television program of him and his assistant Pinky working on plans to dominate the world. This program didn't include lying,because this program explains him and his dream. This show was viewed by all the world,and by the billions and billions of people living everywhere in the world.This program hypnotized all viewers to fall for his scheme to take over the world,and he succeded! Only one person failed to watch the program,and his name was Carl,just this very second, being spanked by moon rocks,courtesy of the moonites. But,who cares? This is something thought to be impossiable,but,unfourtunatly,it wasn't!

-Reporter Detective Meatwad.

[Lucky Bob]

In other news, the hoax formerly known as Bigfoot has been seen standing in the driveway of the resturant known as "Colin's Closet" ordering Tokyo with a large order of fries. Citizens have been urged to panic, loot, and otherwise cause as much destruction as possible.

Ima Loser, cousin and official spokesperson of Bigfoot, told reporters the reason behind Bigfoot's coming out of retirement. In an official statement, he said "We tired, we hungry, and we need deoderant."

We'll have more on this story as it develops. For now, I'm luckybob1985, answering complaint letters live in a downtown Chicago studio (apartment.)