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James Harvey
03-10-2002, 04:30 PM
Welcome to this week's Funny Quote installment! Remember to keep the quotes clean and in the PG bracket or they will be deleted! Here's this week's pic:

http://www.toonzone.net/shows/justiceleague/images/episode14c/14.jpg

ENJOY!
Maxie Zeus
03-10-2002, 04:44 PM
Although he had a brain the size of a flea, Kellner knew he shouldn't be late to work. After all, he was president of Kid's WB.
TheScarecrow
03-10-2002, 06:02 PM
"Must get to grocery store! Bananas are on sale at 50% off!"
Clark J. Kent
03-10-2002, 06:43 PM
Maxie, there is no possible way I can top that!
Thundercleese
03-10-2002, 07:39 PM
Civilian: THE UNIBOMBERS ESCAPED!!!
TheHuntressDiana
03-10-2002, 07:47 PM
"It was Single's Night at the Central City Zoo..."
Karkull
03-10-2002, 09:36 PM
http://www.toonzone.net/shows/justiceleague/images/episode14c/14.jpg

Solovar: "If that human cuts me off I'll fling my poop at him!"
Naraht
03-10-2002, 09:37 PM
Grey Hairy Hulk gets road rage...
Brainiac
03-10-2002, 11:43 PM
http://www.toonzone.net/shows/justiceleague/images/episode14c/14.jpg

Ape: I knew I shouldn't have waited to get a haircut until now! I've got superheroes and cops after me up the wazoo!
Manhunter
03-11-2002, 12:27 AM
"Yeah, I'll prove I can do a better job than Jon Peters."
Lab_Rat
03-11-2002, 12:42 AM
Right turn, Clyde!
Right turn, Clyde!
I swear. If one more IDIOT yells Right turn, Clyde ...
The Penguin
03-11-2002, 01:28 AM
http://www.toonzone.net/shows/justiceleague/images/episode14c/14.jpg

*Professional ape on closed course, do not attempt*
Mattashell
03-11-2002, 03:22 AM
Originally posted by Jim Harvey
Here's this week's pic:

http://www.toonzone.net/shows/justiceleague/images/episode14c/14.jpg

ENJOY!

I've got to drive faster. Those black bars are closing in fast.

or

I've been working for DC for years and they give that Batman Beyond job to that HACK, Fingers. I'd like to see HIM drive a car!
warmachine04
03-11-2002, 07:36 AM
*Another proof that it is easy to get a driver's license in the US*
Justice League 2000
03-11-2002, 03:13 PM
oh man my car is going to hit the ocean :D
James Harvey
03-11-2002, 03:43 PM
Casting has begun for the sequel to the 1982 Clint Eastwood "classic" Any Which Way You Can.
Kal-el
03-11-2002, 05:35 PM
Commercial voice over guy:
"The new convertable from Central City Motors...it's so easy to handle even a gorilla can drive it..."
Solavar (talking to himself): "At least this is better than those ridiculous Samsonite commercials I used to do. You'd think there would be more marketability for a talking gorilla."
Buddy Lee
03-11-2002, 09:40 PM
"You know what they call a Big Mac in France...Le Big Mac...and you know what they call a quarter pounder over there?"
jm5150bc
03-12-2002, 07:15 PM
Originally posted by Lab_Rat
Right turn, Clyde!
Right turn, Clyde!
I swear. If one more IDIOT yells Right turn, Clyde ...

Absolutely Perfect !!!! :D
jimi5150
03-12-2002, 10:59 PM
"He was right! Chicks DO dig the car!"


(ps- I have found my long-lost brother I never knew I had!
How's it going, jm5150bc?)
SirLemming
03-12-2002, 11:01 PM
I hope any time's still a good time for breakfast at IHOP!
BeastBoyWonder
03-14-2002, 11:22 AM
"Having fun, Mojo?"


Oh wait, that's already been used.
JasonBlood
03-15-2002, 03:09 AM
Originally posted by Jim Harvey
Welcome to this week's Funny Quote installment! Remember to keep the quotes clean and in the PG bracket or they will be deleted! Here's this week's pic:

http://www.toonzone.net/shows/justiceleague/images/episode14c/14.jpg

ENJOY!

Maybe the Elephants were right when they told me a Gorilla should never drive without a rear-view mirror...
Bruce Wayne
03-16-2002, 08:50 PM
"I hope the director of The Fast and The Furious sees me..."
Freza Resurrected
03-17-2002, 10:14 PM
"You mean to tell me that I drove all this way with a stick shift up my ass and now Tim Burton says that he will not make a Planet of The Apes 2!"
Kesh
03-18-2002, 01:28 AM
http://www.toonzone.net/shows/justiceleague/images/episode14c/14.jpg

"Little did Speed Racer know that Racer X was really his brother Rex! Of course, it didn't help that Racer X was wearing a gorilla suit for some strange reason..."
John Delaney
03-18-2002, 04:15 PM
Okay I can drive a car, why can't I learn to dress myself?
Bruce Wayne
03-18-2002, 09:39 PM
Got another one:

"I can talk and drive, but the producers are only paying me a buck 25?"
jimi5150
03-19-2002, 06:53 PM
"Of course; I'm an excellent driver...definitely excellent."


(thanks to Shawn)
JusticeLeagueLegion
03-20-2002, 02:40 PM
http://www.toonzone.net/shows/justiceleague/images/episode14c/14.jpg

GREEN LANTERN: Flash!! Finally!! You Evolved!!

FLASH: Don't you mean De-evoloved!?

GREEN LANTERN: Nope!
Terminatah
03-20-2002, 03:36 PM
"Did you see how abrupt that stop was? That's gotta be the dumbest ape I've ever seen."

-Terminatah
Sandro
03-22-2002, 08:56 PM
"Crap, I forgot to signal."
Sapphic Amazon
04-10-2002, 05:35 AM
Damn! I hate these cheap, little foreign cars!