Pietro
03-10-2002, 02:12 PM
(Opens to commentator's booth at Acme Headquarters)
Bugs: Eh, what's up doc? I'm Bugs Bunny hosting another episode
of THE CLASH OF THE CARTOON STARS! And here's my co-host
Chuck E. Chee...er I mean...Mickey Mouse.
Mickey: Hi everybody! Today's contestants of THE CLASH OF THE CARTOON STARS
are two famous super spies. The first is Hanna-Barbera's, "Secret Squirrel"
the second came all the way from Great Britian, Brian Cosgrove's "Danger Mouse!"
Oh boy, oh, boy, oh boy, oh boy! This is going to be real exciting, Bu.....
(Bugs sticks a plunger over Mickey's mouth)
Bugs: Eh, Mickey please try to keep to the phrase "Quiet as a mouse."
Tank you. And here's our ref Mr. T!
Mr. T: I thought that we should race these two through a maze, so puzzling
that only a secret spy can get through it!
(We go to Danger Mouse at the corner of the ring with his assistant, Penfold.)
Penhold: Oh cheif! Do you think you can handle this?
Danger Mouse: Of course I can, Penfold! Now stop going to pieces!
Penfold: Oh, sorry sir. I made up a map to get through the maze.
Danger Mouse: Penfold!
Penfold: Yes sir?
Danger Mouse: This map is just chicken scratch!
Penfold: Oops! Sorry, DM! I guess my handwriting isn't that neat.
Danger Mouse: It's alright, Penfold! You forget I'm a super spy!
Penfold: Right sir!
(We go to Secret Squirrel at the corner of the ring with his assistant, Morocco Mole.)
Morocco: Secret, do you think you can do this?
Secret Squirrel: Of course I can, Morocco!
Morocco: Do you think that "Danger Mouse" could be any trouble?
Secret Squirrel: Of course not, I can beat him easy!
Mr. T: Let da games begin! Super spies line up at da startin' line!
(Danger Mouse and Secret Squirrel line up)
Mr. T: GO!
Mickey: Wow! Look at 'em go, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!
Wow! Yes siree! Look at the go! Super Spies-A-Go-Go!
Look at how fast they're going! Look at them! LOOK AT TH....
(Bugs sticks a plunger over Mickey's mouth)
Bugs: Don't say another woid. And speakin' of woids, here's
a woid from our sponser, "Da Eagle Hand Laundry."
(cut to commercial)
(Daffy Duck appears with the words "Eagle Hand Laundry" behind him.)
Daffy: Hello everyone, Daffy "Dumas" Duck here, telling
you to buy "Eagle Hand Laundry." Friends, Romans, country men,
if your eagle's hands are dirty, we'll wash 'em clean.
(Camera backs away revealing Elmer Fudd by Daffy's side.)
Daffy: But don't take my word for it, we decided to test out
the all brand new "Eagle Hand Laundry Soap" with "Killer" the 500 Pound Bald Eagle. My assoicate, Mr. Good shall now deminstrate. This way to "Killer," Mr. Good!
(Daffy leads Mr. Good (Elmer Fudd) into a closet where we hear the eagle fighting Elmer. Later, Elmer returns from the closet, all beaten up.)
Daffy: So, how was it?
Mr. Good (Elmer Fudd): Well, fwankwy, I don't wike it!
Daffy: Well, there you have it folks! So buy "Eagle Hand Laundry Soap" today!
(cut to commercial)
(Count Duckula appears)
Count Duckula: Hi, folks! Count D-D-D-D-Duckula here, askin' you
ta help me get my own television show! Th-th-th-th-thank you.
My t-t-t-t-t-table at the A-a-a-acadmey Awards!
(clash of the cartoons comes back on)
Bugs: Well, we're back, during da break, Secret Squirrel kinda came to a dead end in da maze. Danger Mouse, on the other hand, however, knew da pathway and go through most of it.
Mickey: Yes, let's continue watching them, shall we?
(Bugs sticks a plunger over Mickey's mouth)
Bugs: QUIET! Now, where was I? Oh yeah, let's
watch dese two in action.
(Cut to the Maze)
Danger Mouse: This is has to be the easiest maze I ever ran!
Bugs: Well, it looks like "Secret Squirrel" ain't goin' no place,
but Danger Mouse is almost there!
(Cut to the Maze, Danger Mouse crosses the finish line)
Danger Mouse: I made it! I made it!
Penfold: Congratulations DM!
Bugs: Danger Mouse is da winner!
Penfold: Hey, DM we won by the hare!
Danger Mouse: Penfold, shush!
Mickey: See you later, folks! And don't miss next week's....
(Bugs sticks a plunger over Mickey's mouth)
Bugs: ....episode of "CLASH OF THE CARTOON STARS!"
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Well, what do ya guys think?
-Pietro:D
Bugs: Eh, what's up doc? I'm Bugs Bunny hosting another episode
of THE CLASH OF THE CARTOON STARS! And here's my co-host
Chuck E. Chee...er I mean...Mickey Mouse.
Mickey: Hi everybody! Today's contestants of THE CLASH OF THE CARTOON STARS
are two famous super spies. The first is Hanna-Barbera's, "Secret Squirrel"
the second came all the way from Great Britian, Brian Cosgrove's "Danger Mouse!"
Oh boy, oh, boy, oh boy, oh boy! This is going to be real exciting, Bu.....
(Bugs sticks a plunger over Mickey's mouth)
Bugs: Eh, Mickey please try to keep to the phrase "Quiet as a mouse."
Tank you. And here's our ref Mr. T!
Mr. T: I thought that we should race these two through a maze, so puzzling
that only a secret spy can get through it!
(We go to Danger Mouse at the corner of the ring with his assistant, Penfold.)
Penhold: Oh cheif! Do you think you can handle this?
Danger Mouse: Of course I can, Penfold! Now stop going to pieces!
Penfold: Oh, sorry sir. I made up a map to get through the maze.
Danger Mouse: Penfold!
Penfold: Yes sir?
Danger Mouse: This map is just chicken scratch!
Penfold: Oops! Sorry, DM! I guess my handwriting isn't that neat.
Danger Mouse: It's alright, Penfold! You forget I'm a super spy!
Penfold: Right sir!
(We go to Secret Squirrel at the corner of the ring with his assistant, Morocco Mole.)
Morocco: Secret, do you think you can do this?
Secret Squirrel: Of course I can, Morocco!
Morocco: Do you think that "Danger Mouse" could be any trouble?
Secret Squirrel: Of course not, I can beat him easy!
Mr. T: Let da games begin! Super spies line up at da startin' line!
(Danger Mouse and Secret Squirrel line up)
Mr. T: GO!
Mickey: Wow! Look at 'em go, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!
Wow! Yes siree! Look at the go! Super Spies-A-Go-Go!
Look at how fast they're going! Look at them! LOOK AT TH....
(Bugs sticks a plunger over Mickey's mouth)
Bugs: Don't say another woid. And speakin' of woids, here's
a woid from our sponser, "Da Eagle Hand Laundry."
(cut to commercial)
(Daffy Duck appears with the words "Eagle Hand Laundry" behind him.)
Daffy: Hello everyone, Daffy "Dumas" Duck here, telling
you to buy "Eagle Hand Laundry." Friends, Romans, country men,
if your eagle's hands are dirty, we'll wash 'em clean.
(Camera backs away revealing Elmer Fudd by Daffy's side.)
Daffy: But don't take my word for it, we decided to test out
the all brand new "Eagle Hand Laundry Soap" with "Killer" the 500 Pound Bald Eagle. My assoicate, Mr. Good shall now deminstrate. This way to "Killer," Mr. Good!
(Daffy leads Mr. Good (Elmer Fudd) into a closet where we hear the eagle fighting Elmer. Later, Elmer returns from the closet, all beaten up.)
Daffy: So, how was it?
Mr. Good (Elmer Fudd): Well, fwankwy, I don't wike it!
Daffy: Well, there you have it folks! So buy "Eagle Hand Laundry Soap" today!
(cut to commercial)
(Count Duckula appears)
Count Duckula: Hi, folks! Count D-D-D-D-Duckula here, askin' you
ta help me get my own television show! Th-th-th-th-thank you.
My t-t-t-t-t-table at the A-a-a-acadmey Awards!
(clash of the cartoons comes back on)
Bugs: Well, we're back, during da break, Secret Squirrel kinda came to a dead end in da maze. Danger Mouse, on the other hand, however, knew da pathway and go through most of it.
Mickey: Yes, let's continue watching them, shall we?
(Bugs sticks a plunger over Mickey's mouth)
Bugs: QUIET! Now, where was I? Oh yeah, let's
watch dese two in action.
(Cut to the Maze)
Danger Mouse: This is has to be the easiest maze I ever ran!
Bugs: Well, it looks like "Secret Squirrel" ain't goin' no place,
but Danger Mouse is almost there!
(Cut to the Maze, Danger Mouse crosses the finish line)
Danger Mouse: I made it! I made it!
Penfold: Congratulations DM!
Bugs: Danger Mouse is da winner!
Penfold: Hey, DM we won by the hare!
Danger Mouse: Penfold, shush!
Mickey: See you later, folks! And don't miss next week's....
(Bugs sticks a plunger over Mickey's mouth)
Bugs: ....episode of "CLASH OF THE CARTOON STARS!"
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Well, what do ya guys think?
-Pietro:D