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DR. BELCH
03-09-2002, 02:44 PM
ST SHK#20: "Pop's Girlfriend"
I went into this with some trepidation, expeting this "girlfriend" to be either (a) a Bang Baby or (b) have a psycho Bang-Baby ex. I was pleasantly surprised to see neither. It was an issue-driven episode, which dealt with a child's feelings on a widowed parent dating again and touched briefly upon the problem of racial profiling.
Virgil is mistaken for a thief when seen coming out of an alley because he fits the profile of one of a couple of thugs who just robbed a passenger on a subway train. Officer Trina Jessup, a pretty but tough lady cop, demands to see the contests of his backpack. His Static costume is in it, and, fearful of being exposed, he creates a aistraction by magnetizing some junk, then running--knowing it's stupid but seeing no alternative.
I realized the moment Pop said his date was due to arrive who it was--Virgil's old friend: Trina. Pop grounds Virgil (a subtle electric pun, ha-ha) when he learns about his brush with the law.
The thugs who committed the crime are fellow students at Virgil's school, and according to Trina they swiped some vials of concentrated chemicals being delivered to a lab that, in in about 24 hours, will vaporize and create a Bang Baby epidemic of massive proportions. Royce, the leader of the two goons and the one "voted...most likely to go upstate", as Richie puts it, has been exposed to the stuff, recalling what "this stuff did for F-Stop", and when we next see him is definitely looking more buff.
There's a scene with a giant spider and a cockroach that are accidentally exposed to the gook--reminiscent of the mutie amoeba in a first-season ep--and a bit with Virgil trapped in a giant spider web. Before Marvel lawyers can scream "trademark infringement", Static manages to contain the behemoths, then--after talking to Royce's weaselly buddy and realizing the chemicals are stashed in his locker and he's been using them--employs his powers to magnetize and wrap several lockers (I never realized those things were in sections or could be seperated like that) around the rapidly-unstabilizing purple goo, before sending it hurtling into space.
Royce has, meantime, mutated into a purple froglike monstrosity, and Static and Trina are forced to work together to put him under wraps. I thought Trina might recognize him in the end, but it seems she didn't--or, if she did, she didn't let on. And, even though his fast thinking in tripping the alarm and getting his fellow classmates out during the invasion of the giant bugs earns him a citaton from the mayor...Virg is still grounded.
It's hinted that Trina may become a regular on the show...so we may see how Virgil and Sharon adapt to having a new mother figure, if she can turn off the "cop" when she's with Mr. Hawkins and the kids, and possibly someone else who will put two and two together on Virg's double life.
Um...isn't Destiny's Child an all-girl's group? Richie somehow doesn't seem too disappointed about possibly going drag in the talent show after Virgil's forced to bow out during his grounding....

JCA #227: "Pleasure Cruise"
A group of thieves try for a priceless dragon statue being shipped to the museum, and Jackie risks his butt trying to stop the robbery ("That's why they call them skyscrapers!") The museum decides to ship it aboard a luxury cruise ship, where the robbers will least expect it. Jackie talks Uncle into going along, though he's reluctant and has never taken a vacation which didn't involve a demon vanquishing...and jade convinces Tohru, who gets sick when he travels by sea. It seems his dislike of fish extends towards anything aquatic--even shrimp.
Tohru brings his mother along, and she and Uncle feud nonstop all through the trip. Recalling his similar verbal jousting with the Inuit elder in a previous ep, I'd say Uncle has a real way with people.
Jade promises a cure for Tohru's seasickness--the horse talisman. I should've known it wasn't Dramamine she had in mind.
The crooks get aboard ship, cleverly trap the passengers inside a laser cage in the dining hall (but Jade, who is hiding in the air ducts, and try to electronically figure out the combination to the safe. The leader, impatient after intercepting Jade's S.O.S. from the radio room, orders them to blast, despite being warned that a blast could rupture the hull. Naturally the explosion does breach the hull, and the passengers, who had been freed earlier, are forced to disembark. Jackie uses the horse talisman--which Jade had earlier used to bluff a goon into letting her escape by luck of fortunate timing; her threat to use magic coincided with the hull blowing out--to mend the ship (which I find odd, as I thought it could only heal living things. Unless there are carbon compounds in the steel, which technically would make it organic. But then why couldn't it permanently get rid of seasickness?)
The statue is saved, Uncle and Tohru's mom get in a game of shuffleboard (never realized those pucks could be used as weapons), and Tohru spends the rest of the trip, holding the talisman, in the safe. Beats riding the rail, I guess.
Couldn't help but note that the golden statue looked like a mini-Chandu. Though the dragon is a common fixture/object of worship in Oriental art, so that shouldn't be much of a surprise that's the form a Fire Demon would choose.

POKJJ#436: "Sick Daze"
From RockItShipper's post of May 3, 2001:
The second ep deals with "Brock" getting sick--shown by what really looks like a blush and makes the part where "Ash" pushes his friend on the bed look wrong. "Brock's" fevered dreams include fruitless attempts to reach these 3 babes who wave at him. "Misty" tries to cook but is unaware that only "Jessie" likes her food.
The high points of this one were Brock's acid-trippy fever dreams, and Misty's ill-fated attempts at cooking. "And now, a teaspoonful of sugar--no, wait--that's salt...Oops, I put in half the bag..." Then she drops in an equal amount of salt to neutralize the too-sweet taste, then loses her mind totally and throws in everything she can think of. Honestly, what that girl does to food should be called a crime of passion.
Ash bows out by saying he filled up on apples (which they got from Team Rocket earlier, after blasting them off again when they caught the three of them raiding an apple orchard, scheming to go into the produce biz). So Misty has to eat her own cooking, making the most awful blue-lined faces while she does it, but she can't let on how bad it is because she's too proud. Ha, ha, ha.
I suspect Brock's delusions are trying to tell him something. Every time he goes after these sirens--two blue-haired ones and a redhead, I noted, which may be his subconscious lust for a certain little suspendered spitfire--something horrible happens to him (eg. a meter hits him, or he nearly drowns) and he winds up waking in a sweaty panic. Every time he tries to get up, either one of the kids or a Pokemon pushes him back into the sack.
The whole thing plays like a "Mommy-gets-sick-and-the kids-try-to-do-the-chores-but-just-make-matters-worse" scenario, right down to the "OAtmeal again?" whining in the open, just before Brock stiffens and collapses a la Weekend at Bernie's. Ash shows how utterly clueless he is when he and Misty polish Brock's rock Pokemon (which has a disturbing Freudian element to it even more than Ash pinning blushing Brock on the bed) and he tries to hose Onyx down with water, which rock Pokemon hate.
This being kid's fare, we don't get to see (a) Ash commanding Tototile to hose Misty's shirtfront down playfully or (b) Brock with his head in the toilet, retching. He gets well pretty fast--24-hour bug?--just in time to stop the Rockets from nabbing Pikachu and sending them blasting off again. The kids are grateful to have "mommy" back up and around again, even if all they're eating is Quakers' oats...and later he returns to his blissful dreams, hoping this time not to wake up. Note the suggestive moan he emits towards the end there....
Jessy reuses a couple of old devices--one of the facsimile robots from an Indigo ep (this time an Ash rather than a Richie) and a voice-distorting megaphone from the Growlithe training school ep. Some good thinking--but her appetite still leaves much to be desired. Jessy's Limburger-Curry Pancakes and Misty Special Surprise, anyone?

This weekend, a couple of treats on Cartoon Network. They're rerunning The Flintstones On the Rocks Saturday at six p.m...and p nSunday's Adult Swim, John K.'s take on the The Jetsons in the ten o'clock hour.

Finally, today's Digimon showed us the first instance of human-'Mon melding--Takato and his dinosaur become one. Even more interesting is seeing two Digimon killed and cannibalized, including Jerri's Leomon. She wasn't quite there to begin with, and this may set her over the edge totally--between the death of her "pet" and seing Takato's darkness revealed, she might go Ventriloquist on us and cease to exist independently. I can see her just going catatonic, talking only through the hand puppet, eyes blank, lips never moving. She may have a lion's heart, but not Rika's tiger mind....

oranthal
03-10-2002, 04:53 PM
do does anyone know if the JCA shows are leading up to anything?

RockItShipper
03-10-2002, 11:11 PM
Did they show footage of Takato's airbrushed, nude form in the dub? Gotta say I like "Rika's" the best so far, though. She's got this blissful look on her face and her hair's down and flowing... While her digimon-combo prances around like Sailor Moon and spreads cherry blossoms (hence the name Sakuymon) everywhere. It's cute, peaceful and absurd all-in-one.

don Jaime
03-11-2002, 12:24 AM
Yup, he sure was. The only apparent change is Dukemon is now Gallantmon. The slo-mo bullets, the guns, the death scene for Klutzmon, er, Leomon. Even Zhuqiaomon got to keep his name, and they spelled it right in the closed captioning, unlike Guardromon. They messed his name up bad.

DR. BELCH
03-11-2002, 12:33 AM
oranthal:
[D]oes anyone know if the JCA shows are leading up to anything?
I thought "The Book of Ages" would be the season finale, as it seemed to wrap up Chandu and his family...but they've shown two new eps on top of that. So I'm not sure...though it may be no accident the Fire Demon is now corporeal. He can't possess anyone while in his body, but I'll wager it won't blunt his dangerousness....

alan
03-11-2002, 10:31 AM
Dr. Belch you are quite intelligent so I'll send this query your way. I've often wondered what exactly is the problem with telling your family and close friends that you are a superhero. It would certianly keep you from thinking up dumb excuses to cover your activities. Sure I know there's always the possability that a villain could capture them and force them to extract the hero's identity, but outside of that what other problem(s) could it cause?

DR. BELCH
03-11-2002, 02:56 PM
...and to answer that question, I'd have to look at precedents.

*Batman really has no family, outside of Alfred, Dick, and later Tim and Barbara, who became an integral part of the Bat-operation...but Babs is scared to tell her father about her night life because if the media got hold of it the scandal could cost him his job as commissioner. Though he may know anyway; we're not sure.
*In the Spiderman series, Peter told Mary Jane about his double life. She jumped off a building...it was sort of a test of his love for her, and he responded by saving her, scolding her for her impetuousness, although he wasn't really angry: that's really why he loved her--her spirit. He later learned, shortly after the marriage, it was a fake M.J...a clone created from her hair snippets spliced with Hydroman's DNA leavings.
*Magneto demonstrated his powers for his wife Magda when she nearly drowned. She freaked and ran out on him (not knowing she was pregant with the twins; Eric never saw his kids until they were grown.) Which as I've noted several times is what probably drove him to reject Charles' pacifist therories and become so anti-humankind. So maybe there's a fear of losing a loved one involved.
*Barry Allen, as I've noted, talked in his sleep...but I don't know how his wife reacted to the news he was The Flash. I wouldn't think she'd leave her husband, but there still might be some difficulties....
*And speaking of which, I've heard that after Lois and Clark were married in the comics, some strain erupted there. He told her he was Superman when they were engaged, but after losing his powers a couple of times and her father's death, which she's all torn up over, things got rocky. I don't know if they're still together or how well they patched thing sup....
*Green Lantern, Hawkgirl, and Wonder Woman I can't speak for--have they ever told their lovers/spouses about their double lives?
*Sharon Hawkins isn't really the sharpest crayon in the box. In "Brother and Sister Act", after she learned Virgil's secret, she fawned over him inanely--at one point she blurted his name in public, forgetting herself. Virg has been on edge ever since that incident with Ferret at Shaq's party and doesn't need any more people stumbling over his secret (Puff and Omnifarious got too close as well). So he planted a red herring to throw his sister off the track.

RockItShipper
03-11-2002, 08:18 PM
The secret identity hiding from loved ones generally follows a school of thought that girlfriends (given that most superheroes are male) would bring it up in gossip circles. But you can go back to something like the Scarlet Pimpernel, who (if I remember it right) had to hide his identity because he thought his wife was a spy or something of that nature.

Green Lantern: The original one, Alan Scott, married 2 former villains- the second of which only committed crimes to get his attention.

Hal Jordan had an on/off relationship with the boss' daughter/eventual successor... complicated by her inability to decide between Hal and Green Lantern, and her occassional forays as the villainous Star Sapphire. There were others, but never as important.

John Stewart (no secret id) married a fellow GL cutie from the same planet as Sinestro, but she was killed by Hal's girlfriend. Last I saw, he was with a different alien femme that he met through a space team he led some time after leaving the GL Corps.

Kyle Rayner and his girlfriend were patching things up when she was murdered by some government agency's superthug. He started dating the original Wonder Girl.... That went on a while, on and off- pretty sure it's done now. Things with a green girl named Jade (no secret id) filled up the gaps there, but I'm not sure what's up with that now. Think they're together still... and Kyle's teen assistant had a crush on him, but the kid's moved on to boys his age... last I saw.

Hawkgirl was designed as love interest/partner against crime to Hawkman. Wonder Woman had an official love interest in Steve Trevor, but he's been reworked in modern comics and married someone else. Which is nice, because I'm not impressed with what I've seen of him.

alan
03-12-2002, 11:10 AM
I guess all those things could be true. Also who the heck is Omnifarious?

"The only thing I want to do is rule the world!"- Emperor Pilaf

"The truth? You can't handle the truth! No I deride your truth-handling abilites!" Sideshow Bob

DR. BELCH
03-12-2002, 11:40 AM
Omnifarious was the son of a industrial magnate whose company created the chemicals responsible for the Big Bang. Wanting to impress his father, who thought he was an inept loser, he created a special suit covered in blister packs of the compound that, when broken, gave him powers on command. At one point he had X-ray vision, and he could see through Static's mask...so he blackmailed the young hero by telling him he'd reveal his secret to the masses if he didn't keep out of the way. In the end Omnifarious confronted his father and broke all his capsules at once, then realized he couldn't control that much raw power. He turned into a statue. Ironically his own words came back to haunt him; he had told his dad he didn't want a son, but a monument. Omnifarious may be technically the only on-sceen death shown on Static Shock.

The "gossip-circle" theory may be a bit sexist, but I guess no more than my "freak-out-and-run" scenario. Some women (and men, I suppose) don't have enough emotional maturity to accept such full disclosure. Plus the Batman ep "Over the Edge" is a great illustration of how the fear of public backlash keeps the cape-and-spandex boys and girls in the closet, as it were....