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Spike Mcdougal
03-08-2002, 07:40 PM
In honor of tonight's new episode i thought i'd share some of my favorite sayings from Rolf and for fun try and guess which episode they're from.

Never use hot wax to soothe enraged lobsters

Do not burn the candle at both ends for that leads to the life of a hairdresser

Careful! As the dogs have had their way with that water pump

Do not frazzle Rolf. Please do not contaminate the food trough as pigs eat from it

Be careful Eddy, do not taunt the doodle

It is stubborn like an ingrown backhair

Your garden is overgrown and your cucumbers are soft!!
Jimmy Kustes
03-08-2002, 07:52 PM
Have you been drinking milk from a rusty bucket?
Artemis
03-09-2002, 01:34 PM
This reminds me of that EEnE commercial displaying a few of Rolf's "Words of Wisdom". :)
Spike Mcdougal
03-09-2002, 02:02 PM
Originally posted by Artemis
This reminds me of that EEnE commercial displaying a few of Rolf's "Words of Wisdom". :)

Oh gee Artemis you figured it out!!!

That was were THIS came from!!
Artemis
03-09-2002, 08:49 PM
Originally posted by Spike Mcdougal


Oh gee Artemis you figured it out!!!

That was were THIS came from!!




:p
Galaxia
03-10-2002, 06:46 PM
Originally posted by Spike Mcdougal
In honor of tonight's new episode i thought i'd share some of my favorite sayings from Rolf and for fun try and guess which episode they're from.

Never use hot wax to soothe enraged lobsters

Do not burn the candle at both ends for that leads to the life of a hairdresser

Careful! As the dogs have had their way with that water pump

Do not frazzle Rolf. Please do not contaminate the food trough as pigs eat from it

Be careful Eddy, do not taunt the doodle

It is stubborn like an ingrown backhair

Your garden is overgrown and your cucumbers are soft!!

Simple!
1) "Scrambled Ed"
2) Waaaaaah I forgot this one!!! :(
3) "Key To My Ed"
4) "Button Yer Ed"
5) "Floss Yer Ed"
6) "Tag Yer Ed"
strikerowen
03-17-2002, 06:41 AM
:p

Just as funny as anything Kenny from South Park says, though much more suited for family fare.

Someone should post all his quotes on a webpage.

The best one (and not from the show): Calling Cartoon Network "propaganda!"