Zorakfan
03-08-2002, 07:17 PM
To quote K from Men in Black: "A person is smart. People
are stupid.
Wow, people are stupid.
I've been in a ranting mood lately, so bear with me. I've just been in a bad mood lately, and the collective IQ of the world has dropped by 5 in the past 2 weeks. I'll shut up after I'm in a better mood, or the collective IQ of the world pops up above 70 again.
I'm not safe no matter where I go. I go to school. Idiots there. Out in the city, jerks there. Go home. Siblings there. Go on the internet, sick freaks who turn one of my favorite shows into bad american Yaoi.
(pause for effect. You have 5 seconds to slap your head and say something foreshadowing)
Innocently enough, I was just looking for more information on the new episodes, when I stumble upon one of those things that would make me cry, if my soul hadn't been collectivly torn from my body by another little horror I had the pleasure of introducing Evil Dr. Reef to. Apperently, either an obsessed female fan or a very effeminate male say some underlying sexual overtones between Zim and Dib. According to this site (http://zimdib.clickhere2.net/Skool_Notes/skool_notes.html) , they're homosexuality is justified by EVERY TIME A CHARACTER SMILES. He/she even goes so far as to inform you as to freeze frames during episodes in which you can catch Zim and Dib in compromising positions. Wow! Watch what i can do with a freezeframe from Digimon:
http://fatima.sexsexworld.com/ea/img/crop.jpg
Hell, I'm not even in this pool of interplanetary incest yet. The site is completely dedicated to the incomprehensible evil that is super-obsessive fans. You know you have an obsession when you start drawing stuff like this:
http://zimdib.clickhere2.net/Skool_Notes/kiss_1_.jpg
Yeah, another chunk of my sanity died with that picture.
Now, believe it or not, I'm actually an incredibly tolerant person. I hardly ever question someone else's beliefs. Still, I have one thing to say here:
NO.
I know there's a lot of yaoi out there. I don't really want to go into any more than that. The fact that somewhere, someone's bastardizing an anime I like such as Trigun or DB or CB doesn't bother me too much. It bothers me, but and I'm definatly not into it, but to quote Jerry seinfeld: "Not that there's anything wrong with that." but when crazy, super obsessives start making american yaoi about characters who blatently hate each other, and want each other to die, (I.E. Bad, bad, rubber piggy) it makes me wish we lived in Liberty city (GTA3) so I could exact a little molotov-laden sense into society. Maybe Metal Gear Solid is right. Maybe we should build a giant internet filtering device. Maybe we really are all just pawns in some huge sheme to create an american yaoi base large enough to take over small galaxies. (That's about as much as I could decipher from the ending)
Some of you may be thinking I'm over reacting. Let me just say 5 words.
What...if it....were Rugrats.
...yeah, I'm over reacting.
(Don't worry. Website should be coming up soon. Then you can selectivly avoid my rants...by not going to my site)
I feel better now.
are stupid.
Wow, people are stupid.
I've been in a ranting mood lately, so bear with me. I've just been in a bad mood lately, and the collective IQ of the world has dropped by 5 in the past 2 weeks. I'll shut up after I'm in a better mood, or the collective IQ of the world pops up above 70 again.
I'm not safe no matter where I go. I go to school. Idiots there. Out in the city, jerks there. Go home. Siblings there. Go on the internet, sick freaks who turn one of my favorite shows into bad american Yaoi.
(pause for effect. You have 5 seconds to slap your head and say something foreshadowing)
Innocently enough, I was just looking for more information on the new episodes, when I stumble upon one of those things that would make me cry, if my soul hadn't been collectivly torn from my body by another little horror I had the pleasure of introducing Evil Dr. Reef to. Apperently, either an obsessed female fan or a very effeminate male say some underlying sexual overtones between Zim and Dib. According to this site (http://zimdib.clickhere2.net/Skool_Notes/skool_notes.html) , they're homosexuality is justified by EVERY TIME A CHARACTER SMILES. He/she even goes so far as to inform you as to freeze frames during episodes in which you can catch Zim and Dib in compromising positions. Wow! Watch what i can do with a freezeframe from Digimon:
http://fatima.sexsexworld.com/ea/img/crop.jpg
Hell, I'm not even in this pool of interplanetary incest yet. The site is completely dedicated to the incomprehensible evil that is super-obsessive fans. You know you have an obsession when you start drawing stuff like this:
http://zimdib.clickhere2.net/Skool_Notes/kiss_1_.jpg
Yeah, another chunk of my sanity died with that picture.
Now, believe it or not, I'm actually an incredibly tolerant person. I hardly ever question someone else's beliefs. Still, I have one thing to say here:
NO.
I know there's a lot of yaoi out there. I don't really want to go into any more than that. The fact that somewhere, someone's bastardizing an anime I like such as Trigun or DB or CB doesn't bother me too much. It bothers me, but and I'm definatly not into it, but to quote Jerry seinfeld: "Not that there's anything wrong with that." but when crazy, super obsessives start making american yaoi about characters who blatently hate each other, and want each other to die, (I.E. Bad, bad, rubber piggy) it makes me wish we lived in Liberty city (GTA3) so I could exact a little molotov-laden sense into society. Maybe Metal Gear Solid is right. Maybe we should build a giant internet filtering device. Maybe we really are all just pawns in some huge sheme to create an american yaoi base large enough to take over small galaxies. (That's about as much as I could decipher from the ending)
Some of you may be thinking I'm over reacting. Let me just say 5 words.
What...if it....were Rugrats.
...yeah, I'm over reacting.
(Don't worry. Website should be coming up soon. Then you can selectivly avoid my rants...by not going to my site)
I feel better now.