Attention Toon Zone members! Murdering Madman on the loose! [Archive]

Brandon Pierce

03-08-2002, 06:30 PM

Toon Zone cops are still trying to find a serial killer who is running loose through Toonzone. No one has been able to catch him. Here's the facts that Duck Twacy has on the homicidal incident.

"On the night of March 2, 2002, Thad Komorowski was out painting a picture when he heard someone scream. He turned around just in time to see a cartoon shadow figure getting blown away by an odd looking man with an egg-shaped head. Thad grabbed his camera and took a picture of the unidentified figure getting blown away by the homicidal maniac. The photo was given to Duck Twacy so he could inspect it more clearly.
http://www.toonzone.net/looney/ltcuts/ddandegghead.jpg
Duck Twacy believes that the killer is Egghead's evil twin (to explain the difference, Egghead is bald, his evil twin has hair).
Egghead's Evil Twin (EET) fleed Toon Zone and now may be hiding somewhere else on the internet. Bugs Bunny Private Eyeball says he may be hiding out at Disney.com auditioning for the next crappy sequel to Aladdin, judging by this video camera photo taken yesterday.
http://imagep.webphotos.iwon.com//1000013845/1000013845_1072001112724AM8.501834E-02.jpg
TZ cops are still searching, and they need your help. If you have any info at all regarding EET give us a call at 1-800-CRIME-TZ
You can remain anonomous (if WE feel you should), and there is a difference."

Billy

03-08-2002, 09:15 PM

Here's some snippets of a press report we have by a policeman who when asked if he was related to Duck Twacy,he spoke of no resemblance.

http://www.dirthurts.com/images/billyh/report.jpg
"We enquire to hunt thith madman down and jail him,as we have teamed up with Twacy to find him."
"If anyone finds any more information or evidence,send it to us and we will very much apprechiate it. Meanwhile we've found a small part of cloth,possibly part of the villian's jacket. Twacy is currently searching it for any DNA"

Lucky Bob

03-10-2002, 02:52 PM

In breaking developments, Warner Bros. censors are denying that the killing ever happened. Lydia Karaoke, a former WB censor now working in the upper muckamuck group of the company, says "This unfortunate incident never happened, thanks to us censors. This has been the greatest triumph for us since the elimination of Christopher Colombus's 'Poop deck'."

Stay tooned for more breaking developments....

Pietro

03-10-2002, 03:42 PM

NEVER FEAR CITIZENS OF TOONZONE! FOR, I, "DUCK TWACY" HAVE RETURNED!

Currently (as my 2nd cousin said) I am searching for DNA.
I will inform you when the story progresses!

-"Duck Twacy":D

BTW, Ya know, it's amazing how many follow-up threads we had to this that one "This Awful News" thread. Oh well, It's gonna be fun bein' "Duck Twacy" again!:p

Jon Cooke

03-10-2002, 05:39 PM

I see Duck Twacy has rounded up a few suspects... :eek:

http://looney.toonzone.net/picts/eggheads.jpg

-Jon

MeatWad

03-10-2002, 06:18 PM

There's a killer on the loose? I DONT FEEL SAFE AT TOONZONE.NET ANYMORE!

Singin' Stray Cat

03-10-2002, 06:20 PM

Ah, don't worry. Remember, Duck Twacy is on the job! He always gets his man!

... and even if he doesn't, I still have my frying pan. :D

Alaskanbullworm

03-10-2002, 07:08 PM

Originally posted by Singin' Stray Cat
Ah, don't worry. Remember, Duck Twacy is on the job!

Now I'm scared.

Pietro

03-10-2002, 07:27 PM

Well, like Jon said, I rounded up a few suspects. Now, just which one is the REAL Evil Twin of Egghead. So far, I only see good twins. This looks like a real hard case too, maybe, just maybe we can start "The Legion of Toons" again to capture him.

-"Duck Twacy":D

Brandon Pierce

03-11-2002, 10:07 AM

Well, Egghead's Evil Twin coulda shaved his head bald to make him look like the real Egghead. This will be harder than I thought. And, why was he wearing Elmer Fudd's clothes? GASP! Egg's Evil Twin musta done something to Elmer! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Something happend to Elmer and it's not Bugs's fault! I know.... I'm scared too.

Lucky Bob

03-12-2002, 04:03 AM

In other breaking developments, this poster has caught up with Egghead's grandfather

http://www.what-a-character.com/photos/982796908.jpg
Photo courtesy of What-a-character.com

"Erm, we have absolutely no idea where Egghead or his evil twin are. We don't even know how they got that nickname. In fact, we don't recall much of anything. You might try their other relatives, Bill and Hillary."

Stay tooned for further developments....

Pietro

03-12-2002, 08:09 AM

Egghead's granfather looks awfully life-like.:eek:

He's probably just working for the evil Egghead and told us to ask the "Clintons" for help.

In the words of the good Egghead, "I don't believe it!"

So far, no of my suspects have answered to the name "Egghead." I kept on getting "Eggbert." Anyway, I noticed that one of my suspects had hair on his head. Once I noticed him, however, he flew the coop!:eek:

-"Duck Twacy":D

Jack

03-12-2002, 06:40 PM

I got this horrifying message today:

Dear Twacy,

Brandon is right, I have kidnapped Elmer Fudd! We are holed up in Dan backslides' mother's house for now. She's renting it out to me. She moved to prison to be with her son. She says Danny gets homesick a lot and wants to go home.

To prove I have Elmer, here is message he himself typed:

Hewp Duck Twacy, pwease. That Swewy fiend bonked me on the head and stowe awl my cwothes. It's vewy cowd in this basement.

See, I told you I had Fudd here, and in case you don't remember, I'm at the farmhouse with "go away" signs all along the front. See attached picture: http://imagehost.auctionwatch.com/preview/su/superrabbit/hideoutdos.jpg

Sincerely,
Egghead's Evil Twin
P.S. Come rescue him, this isn't a trap of any kind. Just remember where the house is, and when you ring the doorbell, be sure to stand in the center of the welcome mat.

This is awful!

Jack :eek:

MeatWad

03-12-2002, 07:19 PM

You guys,I'm really scared that Duck Twacy isn't gonna get EET! Please,someone,hold me! *sits down and shivers* I'm scared that EET is gonna murder me! Please,save me! Yea..yeah..d-d-ont stand in the c-c-c-center of the w-w-welcome m-m-m-mat!

Pietro

03-12-2002, 09:08 PM

Maybe we should start that whole "Legion of Toons" thing again....

-"Duck Twacy":D

Lucky Bob

03-13-2002, 05:36 AM

Hello again, everyone, this is your Toon Zone reporter again with some breaking news. The hunt for Egghead's evil twin seems to have turned up some leads, as this picture taken earlier today demonstrates...

http://www.looneytuneclub.com/daffyduck005.jpg

(picture courtesy of looneytoonclub.com)

the famed detective "Duck Twacy" has apparently resorted to undercover techniques to find the murderer.

Stay tooned for further developments....

Pietro

03-14-2002, 06:44 AM

Yup. I've decided to go undercover so that evil Egghead don't see me, because now I heard he's got a silencer!:eek:

-"Duck Twacy":D

Jon Cooke

03-14-2002, 06:02 PM

Originally posted by Pietro
Yup. I've decided to go undercover so that evil Egghead don't see me, because now I heard he's got a silencer!:eek:

Has Duck Twacy saved Elmer yet?? I would hate to think he's still locked up in that cold basement in his underwear...

-Jon

Pietro

03-14-2002, 06:12 PM

Nope. But, I'm getting awfully close. Like I said I need as much help as I can get! So, therefore I'm asking the "Legion of Toons" to help.

-"Duck Twacy":D

Billy

03-14-2002, 06:19 PM

The Legion Of Toons,something I wasn't a part of when it was founded. Is it too late to join now? (How does it work again BTW)

Pietro

03-14-2002, 06:30 PM

You can join, just pick a superhero name (it has to be a cartoon superhero - not an action cartoon superhero, but a cartoon superhero such as "Super Rabbit") and you're all set!

-Pietro:D

Billy

03-14-2002, 07:01 PM

Then I volunteer to join as...

http://www.users.qwest.net/~rolex/Hkpdrive.gif Hong Kong Phooey-Number One Superguy! With my trusty cat companion Spot,of course!

(Image from Popopedia)

Matthew Hunter

03-22-2002, 10:59 PM

Well then I am Speedy Gonzales, the fastest mouse in all Mexico. I am watching things from my computer.
http://flashpages.prodigy.net/hunter21/nutsandvolts2.jpg
-Speedy

Matthew Hunter

03-22-2002, 11:22 PM

http://www.toonzone.net/incoming/speedy.jpg 0
Look amigos! I've found something...looking for this guy?
-Speedy

Billy

03-23-2002, 01:24 AM

Could be, could be. But he's got no hair,so that could be the good twin. BUT, SOMETHING OLD HAS BEEN ADDED-

Well, Egghead's Evil Twin coulda shaved his head bald to make him look like the real Egghead. This will be harder than I thought. (By the way,I'm Brandon Pierce)

BUT, SOMETHING NEW HAS BEEN ADDED- He's wearing the good twins clothes. Unless he's captured him too! Oh, I'm confused. Twacy?

Pietro

03-23-2002, 05:32 PM

Good work, Speedy! I think we got him!

-"Duck Twacy":D

Matthew Hunter

03-23-2002, 05:47 PM

http://www.toonzone.net/incoming/nutsandvolts3.jpg
You are right....I think this is...bingo! This guy fits your description...and he appears to be in disguise and prefers alcoholic beverages...stirred, it looks like, not shaken.
-Speedy

Pietro

03-23-2002, 05:59 PM

I agree. I saw him walk down the street drunk one night.

-"Duck Twacy":D

Brandon Pierce

03-24-2002, 08:24 PM

Well, we oughtta hide out at a night club or something and wait for Egghead's Evil twin. Perhaps not capture him. Secretly follow him to the hide out. Elmer probably has pnemonia. Like what I got last week.

Brandon Pierce

03-24-2002, 08:48 PM

This just in! Someone just broke into the Toon Zone cafe! He ransacked the place, luckily no one was there. The video camera picked up this image of the robber:
http://www2.amw.com/site/thisweek/K/KriewaldKiller/img3.gifBelieve it or else, all his stole was a bag of Chee-tos. But, this robber may be linked to Elmer Fudds's kidnappers.

Red

03-27-2002, 04:17 PM

I'm Red Giant like Apachi Chief except I'm not an Indian and I wear a red suit like Flash

Red

03-30-2002, 09:52 PM

we need to capture this madman!

The Dork Knight

07-04-2002, 04:45 PM

Hello Citizens of the Toonzone Forums! It is I! Hurricane Helms! I have decided to help all of you! By the time I'm done with Egghead's evil twin, he'll see "The Eye of the Hurricane!"

Your's Truly,
Hurricane Helms

Pietro

07-04-2002, 05:00 PM

Yes, I'm still on the case. I just located Egghead's secret hiding place! It is believed that somebody has seen him scarf down Cheetos and drinking cock-tails.:p

But, I'm still on the case! We're gettin' closer!

(I hope I can save Elmer soon)

-"Duck Twacy":D

The Dork Knight

07-05-2002, 01:50 AM

Hello Toonzone Citizens!
I've just found a trail of empty Cheetos bags! Maybe if we follow the trail, we'll find the evil twin! I just wonder, is the Legion of Toons somehow involved with all this? Hmmmm.....

- Hurricane Helms

Pietro

07-05-2002, 11:32 AM

Originally posted by Foley Is Good
I've just found a trail of empty Cheetos bags!

Oops...........sorry............that was my lunch.

-"Duck Twacy":D

Pietro

07-05-2002, 11:54 AM

Message by Egghead E. Twin:
I still got Elmer tied up! And there's nothin' you can do! (chomp, chomp) Hey, good Cheetos! But, anyway, you said you'd come and save the day? WHATEVER! Talk to the mouth cause the hand ain't listenin'! Mwa ha ha ha!

Signed,
Egghead Evilvillian Twin

Looks like we gotta show some fight to this screwy character! He don't even know how ta say any insults correctly! We gotta get goin'! (I wish somebody knewwhere the hideoutis, though).

-Pietro:D

Brandon Pierce

07-06-2002, 02:27 AM

I just got a tip from a person on the phone who wants to be remained anonomous. His name is Frank N. Stein. Egghead's Evil Twin is working for Dr. Jerkyl at the ACME labs performing experiments on Pinky & the Brain.

Brandon Pierce

08-17-2002, 06:58 PM

SUCESS EET is behind bars! If it weren't for you guys we would never have caught him. Elmer Fudd, Pinky, and The Brain are also safe and sound.

Dark Vicious

08-19-2002, 02:14 AM

I don't think your trouble are over.....just read

You guys may have caught me (My good twin) but you didn't catch ME I have just kidnapped Popeye and held him at gunpoint and spinich ain't gonna save him now because all of the spinich trucks have been sent to China if you find me I'll just go somewhere else because I have cameras EVERYWHERE if I see you guys I'll run somewhere FAR FAR away.P.S. I LOOOOOOOVE Nachos~Egghead Evilvillian Twin

Silver Skateboarder: MAN this guy is tricky how are we gonna stop him?

Allen's Nickname.

08-20-2002, 04:36 PM

*A little leary of the results of the case of the murdered Elmer,
Spaz returns to the scene of the crime.**Upon further inspection Spaz sees somthing carved into the brick.*

JACK Wuz here.

GASP!

Samoht

08-20-2002, 04:52 PM

ill be taz and i think spaz is on a trail of the kidnappers

Billy

08-24-2002, 02:45 AM

Hey folks, Hong Kong Phooey here. Sorry for the absense, some Swedish TV company needed me for a cheesy variety show, but I'm back now.

Jack, eh? Now, I might be able to shed some light on the situation here. (Opens the curtains)

You know Spot, right? Well, he has a Brother. And Spot's Brother has his owner. And Spot's brother's owner has a Great Auntie. And that Great Auntie's sister's daughter's son's brother is a 12th cousin to Popeye the sailor, who has been captured. And HIS NAME is JACK!

Do you think we had better investigate?