7 Classic Disney Movies That Taught Us Terrible Lessons (Adult Language)

[Old Guy]

http://www.cracked.com/article_16905_7-classic-disney-movies-that-taught-us-terrible-lessons.html

[DarthGonzo]

That was cute until the site caused my computer to crash.

[Anime Freak]

The cinderella part had me rolling, especially this:


Instead she kept scrubbing floors and believing that, if she continued to wish very hard and take absolutely no action, everything would fall into place. And what do you know, the b*tch gets a effing kingdom out of it.

[Dr.Pepper]

The Lion King one was funny for some reason

[Draft]

Best.Site.Ever.

[The Cartoon]

:lol: Has anyone seen the Top 10 animated movies to traumatize kids on the same site?

[Tobias]

:lol: Has anyone seen the Top 10 animated movies to traumatize kids on the same site?

I think that one's been posted at least twice, then locked both times due to it's inappropriateness.

Back on topic, I laughed hardest at the Beauty & The Beast one.

[Lavenderpaw]

Funny, but this person never got the charm of the movies.

That's the point. It's not to inspire a race of workaholics, it's to give kids hope and wonder and for adults to remember their roots in childhood. ;)

[Flame Alchemist]

When Ariel makes it to shore, she realizes the Sea-***** screwed her, as her legs work with the grace of a drunken paraplegic and she can't speak. So now she must somehow make Prince Eric fall in love with her while appearing to be either mute or retarded.

:lol:

[Radical Raven]

Funny, but this person never got the charm of the movies.

That's the point. It's not to inspire a race of workaholics, it's to give kids hope and wonder and for adults to remember their roots in childhood. ;)

I'm sure this author does actually respect the films, but is just distorting their messages for maximum funniness.

[Ren]

While I'm sure the author was mostly joking, I really did take that message away from the Little Mermaid. But not back when I watched it as a kid, thankfully. That's the great thing about children, they take things at face value and are so optimistic.

Very funny list.

[Antiyonder]

I'm sure this author does actually respect the films, but is just distorting their messages for maximum funniness.

Well, as they say on Scans Daily, "Context is for the weak".