Newspaper

[The Guard]

My newspaper sucks. Ok...so in a time when we're at war, and there's a serial killer loose in town, what's on the front page?

WOMAN FINDS AID CLOSER TO HOME

Nope, it's not a feel-good story. It's about a woman who had sooo much trouble with her glass eye, driving an hour once a year and having it cleaned, that she got fed up. So she bravely looked online, and found someone closer to home to clean her damned eye for her. Wow. What an American hero. It sure inspired me. And of course the story couldn't be just ONE page. No, they took up TWO DAMN PAGES WITH STUPID QUOTES and PICTURES OF THE WOMAN'S DAMNED GLASS EYE AND EMPTY SOCKET!!!

Now...

I have an idea. It's for a teen drama. A teenager must struggle to live a normal life, with her glass eye. Each week the eye causes a new problem, like falling out when she's with a guy, or getting smudged during a test.

I think Ashley or Mary Kate Olsen could pull this off. I've even got the perfect theme. ICP's EVIL EYE.

Well, are there any WB execs that want to make my dream come true?

[Failure]

LOL!! That was hilarious! :D

[Terminatah]

I'd watch that show. Let's put together a pitch. We got Mary Kate as the glass eye girl and we'll bring in Ashley for the clone/killer cyborg eppies. We'll get a young 20-something with 5 o'clock shadow to play the serial killer and Lori Loughlin and Tony Danza as the girl's parents. She'll have a pet labrador with no hind legs who rolls around on one of those wheel things, occasionally saving the day. The girl's name will be Iris, the dog's name Wheels. The show will be called Optic Heights.

-Terminatah

[Barb Gordon]

Wow, it's surprising that with all that has been happening lately, that they would put a story like that up! Maybe they were really bored or something? I mean, sure, it's great for that lady and all, but that seems like such a random story. It's like running a story on someone finding a vet closer to home for the pet. Info that no one really cares about.

Barb^-^

[The Guard]

I'm not sure she liked it. She looked pretty pissed in all the pictures where people were gawking at her socket while the guy washed her eye.

[Squall]

There's a serial killer loose in your town?!?

[The Guard]

Sort of. He's killed two people from my town, and three from a town about twenty or thirty minutes away. They found a woman's body with a note two weeks ago:

"This will stop when I am stopped".

[Terminatah]

Originally posted by The Guard
Sort of. He's killed two people from my town, and three from a town about twenty or thirty minutes away. They found a woman's body with a note two weeks ago:

"This will stop when I am stopped". The time has come to live up to your screen name. Stop this slime with vigilante justice. Then come tell us about it.

-Terminatah

[The Guard]

Would you believe I'm working on it? I've got my own network of agents, kind of like The Shadow.

"The sun is shining..."

[The Guard]

Come on...someone say it.

[langden alger]

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i think mary kaye or ashley olsen could pull this off. i've even got the perfect theme. ICP'S evil eye. Well, are there any WB execs that want to make my dream come true?


don't say that too loudly. they might hear you.

[DR. BELCH]

The Guard :
I have an idea. It's for a teen drama. A teenager must struggle to live a normal life, with her glass eye. Each week the eye causes a new problem, like falling out when she's with a guy, or getting smudged during a test.
[Phil Silvers]It's Braceface...but with a glass eye! Doberman! Bring the storyboards! Hay-ho-hayyup![/Phil Silvers]
In about episode six, she falls in love with a guy with a hook for a hand....who angsts about how to wipe his bum without causing himself severe damage. This might lead to a storyline about her glass eye falling in the toilet....

[The Guard]

In about episode six, she falls in love with a guy with a hook for a hand....who angsts about how to wipe his bum without causing himself severe damage. This might lead to a storyline about her glass eye falling in the toilet....

NO! JUST STORIES ABOUT THE EYE.