20 Costumes That Will Earn You a Halloween Beating (Warning: Adult Language)

[Old Guy]

http://www.cracked.com/article_16727_20-costumes-that-will-earn-you-halloween-beating.html

[Leviathan]

No wonder that Spongebob costume is on the list. Since when does Spongebob have white arms and legs?

[chdr]

Oh god, these are actual costumes people wear?

[Chykin]

*Head in hands*

[J'onn J'onzz]

Ugh. Those are terrible. I really hate the "**** hits the fan" one. And why are there so many creepy costumes which exist just to make a penis joke?

[Michael24]

Aside from some of the coloring being wrong, how is the Slave Leia costume so bad as to warrant being #1? Having seen several at ComicCon the last few times I went, it can look downright amazing, on the right person of course. They don't give even their idea of a reason for what makes it so lame. Unless it's all a joke and they're really just saying the model would look better without it on, in which case I agree. :p :D And if so, should it really take the #1 spot away from "**** Hits The Fan" or "ATM Man?"

Incidentally, my brother and I were just laughing at the "Lock and Key" and "Baby and Momma" ones at the costume store over the weekend.

[BonyT]

Lol -- I thought "bacon" in #6 was the Union Jack at first glance. (No offense to our valued English TZers. ;) )


Aside from some of the coloring being wrong, how is the Slave Leia costume so bad as to warrant being #1? Having seen several at ComicCon the last few times I went, it can look downright amazing, on the right person of course. They don't give even their idea of a reason for what makes it so lame.Um, no, I think you're missing the point in putting that slave Leia pic in there, dude.
Unless it's all a joke and they're really just saying the model would look better without it on, in which case I agree. :p :D And there's the point. And you know, frankly, I have no problem at all with them just shamelessly abandoning their theme to throw that particular gratuitous pic in there.

[Lazerboy5000]

Yeah I agree with most of that.

Personally, since going as the ultimate Green Bay Packers fan... and I'm in Chicago Bears tetrratory... yeah, I better watch my back on halloween.

[Old Guy]

Oh god, these are actual costumes people wear?

Unforunately...yes. :sad:


Unless it's all a joke and they're really just saying the model would look better without it on

Yes, that is the joke.

[Light Lucario]

All of these costumes were so bad that I have a hard time believing that people actually wear them, even though I know it's true. I think I've actually seen people wearing the Mommy and Baby one and it is still weird to see them walk.

[Scythemantis]

Some of these have already appeared on other bad costume lists, but others were new to me...and the worst I've EVER seen. I think I find Hung Like a Horse to be the crappiest.


Aside from some of the coloring being wrong, how is the Slave Leia costume so bad as to warrant being #1? .

It's not, they made it #1 for the sarcastic "take it off" joke :p

[Neo Ultra Mike]

Interesiting fact: From what I heard on BLI yesterday afternoon, Gwen Stefain and her husband went to some early costume as eggs and bacon actually. So apparently celebrities aren't up on the latest internet standards on what bad costumes are (then again who'd expect them to be). Still defintley a pretty bad list of costumes. Though I'm sure that there are even worse costumes out there though I doubt you could show osme of them on a non MA website if you know what I mean:D No wait, that's more of a :eek: then anything else.

[Harvey Two Face]

Clearly the Leia one is the best:p

[SirLemming]

Since there's already a language warning on this thread and it seems to be in the clear, I'm going to go ahead and post this. The language gets a tad rougher (especially near the end), but overall I think the writing is brilliant. If you liked the Cracked one, you should love this one.

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/fashion-swat/fashion-swat-halloween.php

[Spideyzilla]

Yeah I agree with most of that.

Personally, since going as the ultimate Green Bay Packers fan... and I'm in Chicago Bears tetrratory... yeah, I better watch my back on halloween.

We'll miss you.

[Dr.Pepper]

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/fashion-swat/fashion-swat-halloween.php
The giant boob and condom machine ones were stupid. Its like can't we find something else to be for Halloween:ack: