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03-03-2002, 11:31 PM
(Open at Commentators Booth at Acme Studios)
Bugs: Welcome to another fight filled addition of COTCS. Here with me is Mickey Mouse.
Mickey: Hiya Bugs, I just got realeased from rehab today.
Bugs: Yeah, how ya doin with that chesse addiction Doc?
Mickey: Just Fine you might...
Bugs: LAY OFF THE CARROTS! I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM!
Mickey: Uh... right, who are the contestants tonight?
Bugs: We have to Plumbers from Brooklyn up against a mutanted Hedgehog and Fox.
Tails: (under breath to Sonic) Sonic, I don't mean to be rude, but arn't they a bit out of shape to be fighting us?
Mario: Hey, Watcha yo mouth. Were the Mario Bros.
Sonic: Don't worry Tails, they may look fat and old, but... well actually they are old and fat.
Mr: T Ok now, I want a good Clean match no power rings or power ups, begin.
(Mario Lunges at Sonic, but Sonic is Already, behind him, audiance Boos)
Sonic: Come on Slow poke.
Mario: I sus teach you hedge hog.
(Elsewhere Tails takes to the Air, Luigi can't reach him)
Tails: Hit me if you can Pasta breath.
Luigi: Okkie Dokeie
(Leaps up Slaming Tails Sending him out of the ring, audiance cheers)
Bugs: Ooo... Thats one down for the Hedge Hog team. Opinons Mickey.
Mickey: This is quite depressing seeing a fellow rodent lose to a plumbers helper.
Bugs: Is that cheetoes I smell on you breath?
Mickey: (Rustling is heard under the desk) Uh no.
Bugs:Back to the Match
(Mario continues chasing Sonic, but sonic is too fast, finally Mario Stops a smile forms on his face)
Sonic: What are you smilling at?
Mario: Oh nothing, just seems you have run right out of the ring.
(Sonic looks down to see this was indeed true.)
Mr. T: I declare the Mario Bros the winners. (Audiance Cheers)
(Back in the Studio)
Bugs: Well that was quite an excitng match. What do you think Mick?
(Camera pans onto Mickey covered with cheese)
Mickey: What are you all looking at. I DON'T HAVE A PRBOBLEM (Continues spouting out undeciperable giberishsh in a angry high pitch voice)
Bugs: Well that been the show. This is Bugs saying good night and good fight.
Bugs: Welcome to another fight filled addition of COTCS. Here with me is Mickey Mouse.
Mickey: Hiya Bugs, I just got realeased from rehab today.
Bugs: Yeah, how ya doin with that chesse addiction Doc?
Mickey: Just Fine you might...
Bugs: LAY OFF THE CARROTS! I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM!
Mickey: Uh... right, who are the contestants tonight?
Bugs: We have to Plumbers from Brooklyn up against a mutanted Hedgehog and Fox.
Tails: (under breath to Sonic) Sonic, I don't mean to be rude, but arn't they a bit out of shape to be fighting us?
Mario: Hey, Watcha yo mouth. Were the Mario Bros.
Sonic: Don't worry Tails, they may look fat and old, but... well actually they are old and fat.
Mr: T Ok now, I want a good Clean match no power rings or power ups, begin.
(Mario Lunges at Sonic, but Sonic is Already, behind him, audiance Boos)
Sonic: Come on Slow poke.
Mario: I sus teach you hedge hog.
(Elsewhere Tails takes to the Air, Luigi can't reach him)
Tails: Hit me if you can Pasta breath.
Luigi: Okkie Dokeie
(Leaps up Slaming Tails Sending him out of the ring, audiance cheers)
Bugs: Ooo... Thats one down for the Hedge Hog team. Opinons Mickey.
Mickey: This is quite depressing seeing a fellow rodent lose to a plumbers helper.
Bugs: Is that cheetoes I smell on you breath?
Mickey: (Rustling is heard under the desk) Uh no.
Bugs:Back to the Match
(Mario continues chasing Sonic, but sonic is too fast, finally Mario Stops a smile forms on his face)
Sonic: What are you smilling at?
Mario: Oh nothing, just seems you have run right out of the ring.
(Sonic looks down to see this was indeed true.)
Mr. T: I declare the Mario Bros the winners. (Audiance Cheers)
(Back in the Studio)
Bugs: Well that was quite an excitng match. What do you think Mick?
(Camera pans onto Mickey covered with cheese)
Mickey: What are you all looking at. I DON'T HAVE A PRBOBLEM (Continues spouting out undeciperable giberishsh in a angry high pitch voice)
Bugs: Well that been the show. This is Bugs saying good night and good fight.