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hdofu
03-01-2002, 11:16 PM
*Setting Down a rabbit hole Bugs chews on a carrot reading a paper about Aliens coming. *

Bugs: Aliens coming to Earth, Rich, what will these Tabloids come up with next.

*Suddenly there was a violent shaking send Bugs to the floor*

Bugs: Now what on Earth do ya suppose that was?

*Come out of his hole and sees a strange pod.*

Bugs: Hmm... these new compact cars, not even having wheels, oh well.

*The pod door opens up, out walks a Short Man Wearing some sor of Armor armor oufit. He gets out and starts looking at the lens on his eye*

Bugs: Ahhh... Whats up Doc?
Vegitta: Insullent weaking, GO TO HELLL! *knocks Bug into a tree*
Bugs: *still in a stupper with stars flying around his head* Did anyone catch the Tag light on that truck?

*seen fades, moment later we see Vegita still standing in front of Bugs' hole*

Bugs: So he want to play rough. I'll show him. *walks up to Vegita takes as boxing stan holding up his fists throwing punches at the air* Put em up, Put em up * Vegita throws a punch sending Bugs flying into another tree snapping it in half.*

Bugs: So brute force might not be the answer in this case *Bugs cracks a smirk. The seen switches Back to Vegita*

Vegita: Soon I will destroy this Pittiful Planet.

*Bugs shows up in un UPS Truck dressed as an UPS Guy*

Bugs: Package for A Mr. Sayian
Vegita: What!?
Bugs: Sign here.
*Hands Vegita a pen and clipboard and he signs, Bugs then Gives him the package and drives off*

Vegita: What is this? *opens the package reaving an ACME C-14 kit already assembled* Oh Shi... *The bomb Explodes. Bugs Elsewhere walks along*

Bugs: *chuckles* Sure would like to have seen the look on his face, what a maroo... *Vegita appears in front of him, Still smoking from the explossion* oon.

Vegita: Insullent Creature, I will tear you to bits. *Powers up an energy blast.*

Bugs: Uh oh... gotta run.

*Bug runs being Pursued by Vegita, hide in a tre stump, an energy blast blows it to bits, he thenhides behind a hill it get blown into a statue shaped liked Bugs. Bugs goes down a hole.*

Bugs: Heh, he'll never find me down here.
Vegita: I have wasted to much time on this Planet. *Powers up the Gatlen Gun* GATLEN GUN FIRE!!!!! *Fires the blast at the planet, A huge Explosion fills the screen. When the Smoke Clears Bugs is Seen Holding a cell phone up to his ear.*

Bugs: Yeah is this Marvin... Yeah I was wondering, could I move in with you for a while?

*The "Zoom is adjusted revealing that Bugs is holding onto a small rock floating in orbit.*

That's All Folks