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Galaxy 9000
08-02-2008, 07:38 PM
Which of these two beasts would win in a fight?

Loch Ness Monster.

Movie06
08-02-2008, 07:42 PM
First off, not to be rude but does Nessie even exist? I mean, there are a dozen hoaxes of that thing, it's clear that it doesn't exist.

Galaxy 9000
08-02-2008, 07:44 PM
Godzilla doesn't exist either..

DarthGonzo
08-02-2008, 07:48 PM
Godzilla doesn't exist either..

THANK YOU. :shrug:

Assuming Nessie is just a big plesiasaur Godzilla would defeat it easily. But come on guys, lets give these Godzilla threads a rest or else we'll see a bunch of padlocked threads by the end of the weekend.

Movie06
08-02-2008, 08:11 PM
Godzilla doesn't exist either..

I know that. But, why would you think that something that doesn't exist beat a fictional monster?

Harvey Two Face
08-02-2008, 08:56 PM
Go Nessie! Cause apparently he's some age old dinosaur?

Galaxy 9000
08-02-2008, 09:19 PM
I know that. But, why would you think that something that doesn't exist beat a fictional monster?

Loch Ness Monster is a fictional monster too..

The Cartoon
08-02-2008, 09:29 PM
Well The Loch Ness Monster is real, so it would win :D

Movie06
08-02-2008, 09:31 PM
Loch Ness Monster is a fictional monster too..

Yes but Nessie isn't a mainstream or niche fictional character.

Temple Fugate
08-02-2008, 10:59 PM
Yes but Nessie isn't a mainstream or niche fictional character.Isn't mainstream, you say? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loch_Ness_Monster_and_popular_culture)

The Loch Ness Monster, while not in as many movies, is most certainly mainstream. Almost everyone over the age of ten has heard of her.

As for who would win...if Nessie somehow dragged Godzilla to the bottom of the Loch and kept him there, it's possible Godzilla would drown. However, he'd do a lot of damage to her first, and she doesn't have claws or fangs.

It doesn't help that Nessie is more than likely a passive creature, who wouldn't want to start a conflict with a thirty-story lizard anyway. Godzilla wins by merciless beat-down.

DarthGonzo
08-02-2008, 11:23 PM
As for who would win...if Nessie somehow dragged Godzilla to the bottom of the Loch and kept him there, it's possible Godzilla would drown.

Godzilla can't drown. There have been quite a few films where Godzilla has spent very long amounts of time underwater. One film explains that Godzilla has been resting underwater for almost 3 years.

Godzilla has also spent long periods of time buried underground. He's also traveled through molten earth and survived in outer space.

Godzilla has also been buried inside an iceberg, covered in toxic sludge, trapped inside a volcano, been brough back to life through another monster's life force, was hit by an articifial black hole and survived a blast from an absolute zero cannon.

Godzilla can't drown.

Movie06
08-02-2008, 11:38 PM
Godzilla can't drown. There have been quite a few films where Godzilla has spent very long amounts of time underwater. One film explains that Godzilla has been resting underwater for almost 3 years.

Godzilla has also spent long periods of time buried underground. He's also traveled through molten earth and survived in outer space.

Godzilla has also been buried inside an iceberg, covered in toxic sludge, trapped inside a volcano, been brough back to life through another monster's life force, was hit by an articifial black hole and survived a blast from an absolute zero cannon.

Godzilla can't drown.

Well said, DG. I mean Godzilla survived everything that could've killed him but didn't. Drowning won't work.

Master Toon
08-02-2008, 11:42 PM
The Loch Ness monster doesn't have a known body weight, height or type. It's true that The Loch Ness monster is a mysterious creature and may not be like any other creature on Earth but that doesn't mean it has combat abilities. I say neither.

DarthGonzo
08-02-2008, 11:47 PM
Well said, DG. I mean Godzilla survived everything that could've killed him but didn't. Drowning won't work.

Godzilla is also one of those monsters that's practically immortal. While the original 1954 was indeed conclusively wiped out, another one showed up a year later to take it's place. Godzilla died via an internal nuclear meltdown in Godzilla vs Destroyah, but the radioactivity he was giving off was enough to revive and strengthen Godzilla Junior. Godzilla was blown to pieces in Giant Monsters All Out Attack but his heart continued to beat.

People from the future actually tried to erase Godzilla from history in Godzilla vs King Ghidora. Despite their efforts, the plan failed and Godzilla was created anyway.

As Crow T Robot once said, "Even if Godzilla loses he's still number one in my book."

Movie06
08-02-2008, 11:58 PM
Godzilla is also one of those monsters that's practically immortal. While the original 1954 was indeed conclusively wiped out, another one showed up a year later to take it's place. Godzilla died via an internal nuclear meltdown in Godzilla vs Destroyah, but the radioactivity he was giving off was enough to revive and strengthen Godzilla Junior. Godzilla was blown to pieces in Giant Monsters All Out Attack but his heart continued to beat.

People form the future actually tried to erase Godzilla from history in Godzilla vs King Ghidora. Despite their efforts, the plan failed and Godzilla as created anyway.

In other words, you can't stop The Big G. He'll never die regardless of what anyone does.


As Crow T Robot once again, "Even if Godzilla loses he's still number one in my book."

Same here.

Temple Fugate
08-02-2008, 11:59 PM
Well, in that case, doesn't this negate the entire purpose of these "Godzilla vs ___" threads? Godzilla wins. End of story.

Master Toon
08-03-2008, 12:01 AM
Well, in that case, doesn't this negate the entire purpose of these "Godzilla vs ___" threads? Godzilla wins. End of story.

There's some monsters who could crush Godzilla but they've yet to be named.

DarthGonzo
08-03-2008, 12:09 AM
Well, in that case, doesn't this negate the entire purpose of these "Godzilla vs ___" threads? Godzilla wins. End of story.

Well there were a few movies where Godzilla (playing the bad guy) was beaten or incapacitated by an opponent but not killed: King Kong vs Godzilla, Mothra vs Godzilla, Godzilla vs Mothra, Tokyo SOS. Films portraying Godzilla as good, neutral or the lesser of two evils usually end with Godzilla as the winner.

The first movie is really the only one is which Godzilla was wiped out without a chance of returning. But again, another Godzilla showed up either way.

Spideyzilla
08-03-2008, 01:31 PM
Ever since I was young, I've always researched Nessie. The most possible candidates are an eel or mammal. Etheir, way Godzilla would cream Nessie.

Light Lucario
08-03-2008, 05:04 PM
Seriously, what is with all of these Godzilla vs. name that monster/robot threads? Most all of them say Godzilla anyway. As for this, I do believe that there is a Loch Ness Monster, or at least in the possibility of such a creature. But if we were to have a match between what we think Nessie looks like and Godzilla, Godzilla would win, even though I think Nessie would put in a better fight than Jaws would.

mgr91686
08-03-2008, 05:15 PM
Seriously? Nessie doesn't even stand a chance against Godzilla.

Onward2Vengeance
08-03-2008, 07:49 PM
Yeah, what is up with all of these Godzilla vs... threads lately? Maybe it'll be easier if there was just one thread entitled "Who Could Beat Godzilla?" As stated earlier the monster has been defeated before and he has technically died twice (or was it three times?).

The Weed Of Cri
08-03-2008, 08:26 PM
Ha! And I say again, Ha! Don't you people know that Godzilla IS the Loch Ness Monster. He has a summer place in Scotland that he time-shares the Beast From 20,000 Fathoms, and they like to freak out the locals just for laughs.

I mean, seriously, have you ever seen a picture of Godzilla and the Loch Ness Monster together? No you haven't.