What kind of cartoon character are you?

[Lucky Bob]

Let's say that you are a cartoon bird, and your luck has run out. Your ever-present nemisis, The Cat, has finally eaten you. You know that you have to act, otherwise this is going to be a very short cartoon. The question is, how would you save yourself from this fate worse than an Adam Sandler movie marathon? Pick a choice from the poll above!

[Sumi_Masen]

I would SO light a match and give The Cat heartburn.....that'll teach him to mess with me!!! :yakko:

[Joe Tully]

I would go to the cat's tail inside the body and begin pulling on it until it started to turn his butt inside-out. Keep doing it until you turn Kitty all the way inside-out and escape.

[BourgeoisBuffoon]

Oh, I'd go to his mouth, and ala a woodpecker, peck at his front teeth until I get an escape route! :D

Dang, this was one of the better topics I've seen in here. Congrats on originality. ^^

[Meow]

Definately the ribcage/xylophone thing. I love that gag!! :D

[MeatWad]

I'd say other. I'd pluck off one of my feathers,and tickle his insides,when he laughs,I'll run to it's mouth real quick,and voila! I'm saved no thanks to you.

[Pilmedium]

I voted for the second choice. It sounded like the coolest idea.

[BLACKHEART]

Other: Evil

[Joe Tully]

Originally posted by SLIPKNOT
Other: Evil

:confused:

You would get out of the cat's stomach by being evil? Did you read the question in the first post?

[Kid Cloudkicker]

I'd go to the back of the cats mouth and use his epoglotus (hope i spelled it right) you know that big hangy thing in the back of the mouth , like a punching bag untill the cat opened it's mouth