Simpsons Song Parody: "Sorry"

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This is Homer doing a parody of the Buckcherry Song "Sorry".

Oh, I had a lot to eat,
Little vegitables, and mostly grease.
Jenny Craig made my dinner very lame
And so I had to try and improvise,
With a Whopper Meal, super-sized

I'm sorry I'm fat, I'm sorry I'm huge
I'm sorry about all the weight I didn't loose
And I know I'll just gain it back
I love how you wish, I weighed 200 pounds
And after three push ups, I just fall to the ground
And I just wanted to say, I'm sorry...

This time, socitiey's to blame
In just two weeks I gained 10 pounds
Playing the new G.T.A. 360 Game
'Cause I should've picked up Wii Sports that's right
And when I hear the scale go 'sigh' it makes me wanna cry

I'm sorry I'm fat, I'm sorry I'm huge
I'm sorry about all the weight I didn't loose
And I know I'll just gain it back
I love how you wish, I weighed 200 pounds
And after three push ups, I just fall to the ground
And I just wanted to say, I'm sorry...

Every single day i think about how I gained this weight
Cases of Duff and the salty pork rines
And Some "3 Musketeers", very deep fried
Marge, I have to go to the store!

(MARGE: Homer!) http://nohomers.net/images/smilies/mad.gif

Oh yeah, sorry...

(HOMER: Okay, Marge...) http://nohomers.net/images/smilies/unsure.gif

I'm sorry i'm fat, I'm sorry I'm huge
I'm sorry for not staying in shape for you
And I know I should take up track
I love how you kiss, despite all my pounds
And I promise I'll be in shape other than round
And I just wanted to say, I'm sorry
I'm sorry Margie,
I'm sorry baby...
I'm sorry.

(HOMER: Marge, can we have extra-large shakes for dinner?) http://nohomers.net/images/smilies/wink.gif
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