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Brandon Pierce
02-27-2002, 06:07 PM
I couldn't help but stir up a game from Whose Line Is It Anyway? For those who have watched the show, probably already know what to do. If not, here's how it works. I say a random sentece that starts with... oh, say uhh a "T." Suck as "The Gods are very angry tonight!" Then the next person would have to say a sentence that starts with the next letter. U comes after T, so he/she would say something like, "Under the weather, I guess?" And so on, and so on. If we reach "Z" we go to "A". I think for this tread let's start with "H".

"Hi. I'm new here. Can someone show me to the bathroom?"

Okay, I've said my line, now the next person has to say a sentence that starts with "I".

DR. BELCH
02-27-2002, 06:13 PM
In the rear of the store, behind the shoe shelves and to the left of haberdashery.

Jack
02-27-2002, 06:18 PM
Jiggle the handle, that toilet is always acting up.


Jack :D

Pietro
02-27-2002, 06:21 PM
Kangaroo's loose in the hoose again.

-Pietro:D

Brandon Pierce
02-27-2002, 06:45 PM
Like.... the bathroom door's locked. Anyone got the keys?

Red
02-27-2002, 06:57 PM
My, my, I think I woke up on the wrong side of my bed.

Pietro
02-27-2002, 07:01 PM
No, I don't want any chickens!

-Pietro:D

Alaskanbullworm
02-27-2002, 07:08 PM
OK, what did you say?

Jack
02-27-2002, 07:12 PM
P-U! Will soneone turn on the fan in the bathroom, it stinks to high heaven!

Alaskanbullworm
02-27-2002, 07:15 PM
Quick, flush that Baby Ruth bar.

Sumi_Masen
02-27-2002, 07:35 PM
Really? Why would you do that?

Pietro
02-27-2002, 07:43 PM
Seriously, why would you do that?

-Pietro:D

Sumi_Masen
02-27-2002, 07:45 PM
That my friend, I don't know.

Pilmedium
02-27-2002, 07:49 PM
Uh oh, you're doing the wrong thing.

Alaskanbullworm
02-27-2002, 07:58 PM
Very wrong indeed my friend.

Jack
02-27-2002, 08:01 PM
What on earth could I be doing wrong?


Jack :D

Red
02-27-2002, 08:06 PM
X-Ray Machine's are X-Ray Machines

Alaskanbullworm
02-27-2002, 08:08 PM
Yippie, look at that!

Do-Do
02-27-2002, 08:15 PM
Zebras can help fix toilets

Red
02-27-2002, 08:38 PM
Apples are for Humans I think

Lonestarr
02-27-2002, 09:06 PM
Bananas are pretty tasty, too.

Do-Do
02-27-2002, 09:17 PM
Cucumbers are good too.

Alaskanbullworm
02-27-2002, 09:18 PM
Does this have to do anything about the toilet.

Red
02-27-2002, 09:22 PM
Elephants
are
big!

Pietro
02-27-2002, 09:40 PM
Felix the Cat just made off with my fish dinner!

-Pietro:D

Singin' Stray Cat
02-27-2002, 10:33 PM
Great merciful heavens, he stole my teriyaki sauce as well!

Lucky Bob
02-27-2002, 11:40 PM
Have a heart, he's just a kid!

Colin
02-28-2002, 12:09 AM
I don't care how young he is, I just want my stuff back!

Do-Do
02-28-2002, 03:19 PM
Just be patient, he'll give it back.

Watagashi
02-28-2002, 04:32 PM
Kirby ordered him to bring the teriaki sauce and the fish dinner directly to him, though! :(

DR. BELCH
02-28-2002, 04:50 PM
Luckily I know a great little Mexican joint two blocks away that delivers....

Watagashi
02-28-2002, 04:53 PM
Man, they stole the money, too!

Do-Do
02-28-2002, 05:04 PM
Noooo!!!!!

The Dork Knight
02-28-2002, 05:21 PM
OH NO!!!!

- Foley Is Good

Pietro
02-28-2002, 05:38 PM
Pete the Pickle and Felix ate my fish with Sigin' Stray Cat's teriyaki sauce and decided to buy more with Watagashi's money!
AHHHHHH!:eek:

-Pietro:D

Red
02-28-2002, 05:55 PM
Queen's eat fish not cats or pickles

Sumi_Masen
02-28-2002, 06:07 PM
Rose Queen eats cats and pickles......she buys them with the rest of Watagashi's money.

Singin' Stray Cat
02-28-2002, 06:22 PM
She eats CATS??!? :eek: (hides)

Brandon Pierce
02-28-2002, 06:29 PM
The queen must have watched ALF a little too much.

Sumi_Masen
02-28-2002, 06:46 PM
Usually she is watching that show......but she is currently in ALF withdrawl; I guess that is why she ate the cats and pickles.

Watagashi
02-28-2002, 07:22 PM
Very interesting that she eats cats and pickles, but what are we gonna do now that we have no food or money?

Sumi_Masen
02-28-2002, 07:26 PM
What do you want to do about it?

Watagashi
02-28-2002, 07:34 PM
Xavier could probably help us out...

Sumi_Masen
02-28-2002, 07:40 PM
You know him?!

Watagashi
02-28-2002, 07:41 PM
Zeni-sama Sensei knows him. :wakko:

Pilmedium
02-28-2002, 07:50 PM
Ask him for help.

Sumi_Masen
02-28-2002, 07:54 PM
But I don't know if he will.......

Watagashi
02-28-2002, 07:59 PM
Couldn't hurt to find out, though.

Do-Do
02-28-2002, 08:33 PM
Don't make him mad!

Pietro
02-28-2002, 08:38 PM
Eh, Xavier don't know the first thing about crime fighting. Now, I, Duck Twacy will volunteer to help you.

-"Duck Twacy":D

Sumi_Masen
02-28-2002, 08:41 PM
For the last time...."Duck Twacy" is a sleuth....wait, they're the same thing, aren't they?

Watagashi
02-28-2002, 08:44 PM
Great evil cheesecake, let's just hurry up and call Zenny before it's too late.

Pietro
02-28-2002, 08:47 PM
HEY! If anybody's gonna solve this mystery it's me, THE DUCK! "DUCK TWACY!"

-"Duck Twacy":D

Sumi_Masen
02-28-2002, 08:53 PM
I think you can figure it out!

Watagashi
02-28-2002, 08:59 PM
Just hurry and figure it out before it's too late, please! :wakko:

Do-Do
02-28-2002, 09:06 PM
Kooky situation, ain't it?

Pietro
02-28-2002, 09:59 PM
Let me see, the footprints of Felix and that Pickle lead right to that ol' spooky house up the hill.

-"Duck Twacy":D

Lonestarr
02-28-2002, 10:31 PM
Maybe there's someone there who can help us!

Colin
02-28-2002, 11:47 PM
Norbert might be able to help us out...

Pietro
03-01-2002, 06:40 AM
Oh no, not Norbert! Well at least we can give it a shot.

-"Duck Twacy":D

Pilmedium
03-01-2002, 08:55 AM
Please give it a chance.

Naraht
03-01-2002, 08:57 AM
Quiet! I hear someone comming!

Brandon Pierce
03-01-2002, 10:23 AM
Right on! Let's get Norbert B. Beaver! That is who you're talkin' about, right?

Naraht
03-01-2002, 10:31 AM
SSShhh!!! What part of Quiet did you NOT understand?

Pietro
03-01-2002, 11:02 AM
There's he is! There's Norbert B. Beaver with his brother Dagget!

-"Duck Twacy":D

Colin
03-01-2002, 01:26 PM
Umm... why are they wearing ski caps?

Joe Tully
03-01-2002, 01:41 PM
Very good question, this definitely isn't skiing weather.

Colin
03-01-2002, 01:43 PM
What could they be up to?

Singin' Stray Cat
03-01-2002, 01:45 PM
Xylophones, I hear xylophones!

Colin
03-01-2002, 01:47 PM
You really hear Xylophones??

Lucky Bob
03-01-2002, 02:57 PM
Zort! Of course I hear xylophones!

Pilmedium
03-01-2002, 03:04 PM
About how many do you hear?

Naraht
03-01-2002, 03:05 PM
Bunches of them...my head is ringing!

Watagashi
03-01-2002, 03:05 PM
Alright, then, what should we do?

Sumi_Masen
03-01-2002, 03:24 PM
Bob knows the answer!

Watagashi
03-01-2002, 03:29 PM
'Course Bob just went to another dimesion a couple years ago and hasn't returned, yet :rolleyes: ; come on, we need to do something quick before they figure out we're here!

Naraht
03-01-2002, 03:30 PM
Don't panic.....it's just my 2000th post...and I think there's someone behind us!

Watagashi
03-01-2002, 03:33 PM
Eek, it's Bob Saget! :eek:

DR. BELCH
03-01-2002, 03:36 PM
For the love of Emil Sitka--!

Watagashi
03-01-2002, 03:37 PM
Great, I think he spotted us! RUN! :eek:

Sumi_Masen
03-01-2002, 03:46 PM
HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pietro
03-01-2002, 03:48 PM
Hey, check it out, the beavers are hitting Bob with a huge hammer. And now they're playing xylophones.

-"Duck Twacy":D

Watagashi
03-01-2002, 03:49 PM
Jumping sumi-wrestling hamsters, Batman- uh, we gotta get outta here; he's coming right for us with a vacuum cleaner! :eek:

Joe Tully
03-01-2002, 04:07 PM
I think someone forgot which letter came after H.

Watagashi
03-01-2002, 04:17 PM
Just smack me in the head with I xylophone; I'm stupid.

Naraht
03-01-2002, 04:20 PM
Kay...*kick!*

Watagashi
03-01-2002, 04:23 PM
Lickin' lollipops, that hurt! *smacks naraht in the head with an anime-looking cat* Hey, I found Felix....

Sumi_Masen
03-01-2002, 04:26 PM
Most people thought that Felix was dead......you dicovered the truth!!!!! :eek:

Naraht
03-01-2002, 04:27 PM
Now...why'd you hit me? You asked for it when I kicked you!

Alaskanbullworm
03-01-2002, 04:28 PM
Oy this is confusing

Watagashi
03-01-2002, 04:29 PM
Oh, for the love of cake, I asked to be hit on the head with a xylophone, not kicked! :mad: :p

Do-Do
03-01-2002, 04:30 PM
Patrick Star, you're right!

Sumi_Masen
03-01-2002, 04:31 PM
Questionable, isn't it?

Naraht
03-01-2002, 04:32 PM
Really, we ought to get back to the task @ hand!

Watagashi
03-01-2002, 04:33 PM
Right, we need to get back to finding Felix and Kirby to get our food and money back.

Red
03-01-2002, 04:34 PM
Seriously this is Confusing

Sumi_Masen
03-01-2002, 04:36 PM
That is SO true!

Brandon Pierce
03-01-2002, 06:03 PM
Usually stuff like this IS confusing.

Colin
03-01-2002, 07:24 PM
Very confusing if you ask me...

Do-Do
03-01-2002, 07:34 PM
Why would Felix and Kirby want our food and money anyway?

Naraht
03-01-2002, 07:54 PM
X-men are controling their brains..obviously!

Singin' Stray Cat
03-01-2002, 07:55 PM
You're not serious, are you?

Do-Do
03-01-2002, 08:14 PM
Zounds! X-Men controlling their brains?

Naraht
03-01-2002, 08:16 PM
Ah! You begin to understand the trouble we;re in!

Faye_Valentine
03-01-2002, 09:04 PM
But wait...I don't understand a thing

Naraht
03-01-2002, 09:05 PM
Concentrate! The X-Men are the enemies!

Watagashi
03-01-2002, 09:31 PM
Don't be accusing the X-Men for our own problems! Obviously, it was the Pokemon people who wanted to get the food and they used.... uh...... some psychic Pokemon guy to do it!

Mattashell
03-01-2002, 09:36 PM
Exactly what I was thinking.

Naraht
03-01-2002, 09:38 PM
Fine, ignore my warnings, see if I care!

Meow
03-01-2002, 09:40 PM
Geeez. X-men, pokemon, what next?

Naraht
03-01-2002, 09:43 PM
He-Man

Watagashi
03-01-2002, 09:46 PM
Isn't He-man the guy that stole our pizza last month? :confused:

Mattashell
03-01-2002, 09:46 PM
Just wait and see. If He-Man is behind this, I'll give him a pinch in the mouth.

Meow
03-01-2002, 09:50 PM
Kicking his butt would be a better punishment. :p

Watagashi
03-01-2002, 09:51 PM
Let's not get too hasty; we don't even know who the real culprit is, yet.

Mattashell
03-01-2002, 09:53 PM
Maybe so, but when I find out, he's getting pinched.

Watagashi
03-01-2002, 09:54 PM
Now, where do we start trying to figure out who this person (if it is a person) is?

Meow
03-01-2002, 09:58 PM
Over there!!! Look!! There's the culprit. :D

Pietro
03-01-2002, 10:00 PM
Perfect! Here's a letter from Felix:


I decided not to be with Kirby anymore, So I decided to go back to work solo. Oh yeah, and I returned all your fish dinners, they're on your doorstep. It was all Kirby's idea to steal the money.

-Felix

Sounds like we got all our fish dinners back.

-"Duck Twacy":D

Mattashell
03-01-2002, 10:00 PM
Pinch time!

Watagashi
03-01-2002, 10:06 PM
Question: Where'd the teriyaki sauce go? :confused: And where's my- our money?! :wakko: :p

Meow
03-01-2002, 10:07 PM
Right over there. :cool:

Colin
03-01-2002, 11:22 PM
Since when were we using Monopoly Money as currency?

Joe Tully
03-01-2002, 11:48 PM
Thursday. Weren't you paying attention?

Mattashell
03-01-2002, 11:55 PM
Uh-oh! I lost all my monopoly money!

Watagashi
03-02-2002, 07:03 AM
Very fortunate that I brought my monry tracer.... uh... thing with me.

Naraht
03-02-2002, 07:08 AM
Why must I be burdened with carrying the horses?

Watagashi
03-02-2002, 07:54 AM
Xavier's mad at you for accusing the X-men of manipulating Felix and Kirby, so that's your punishment for doing so. :p

Naraht
03-02-2002, 08:02 AM
You've GOT to be kidding me!

Watagashi
03-02-2002, 08:29 AM
Zebras would fall out of the sky if I was kidding... so I'm not.

Brandon Pierce
03-02-2002, 10:11 AM
ARLENE KLASKY IS COMING AT US WITH AN AXE!!!! WHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! RUN FOR YOU LIFE!!!

Naraht
03-02-2002, 10:11 AM
Brandon, calm down

Tintin
03-02-2002, 10:13 AM
"Ca fait 25 fois que tu me racontes la même sornette!" :D

Naraht
03-02-2002, 10:18 AM
Do you think you could speak in english?

Meow
03-02-2002, 10:43 AM
Everyone else is speaking in English, except for you Cartoon man.
:rolleyes:

Naraht
03-02-2002, 10:54 AM
Forgot wht we were talking about...

Watagashi
03-02-2002, 11:15 AM
Great, now what do we do?

Tintin
03-02-2002, 11:38 AM
Hare is not a rabbit and rabbit is not a hare. :D

Meow
03-02-2002, 11:43 AM
Is that so?

Colin
03-02-2002, 12:10 PM
Just when I thought it was safe to go outside again...

Naraht
03-02-2002, 12:14 PM
Killer Kangaroo Klowns are Keeping Kites Kaptive!

Colin
03-02-2002, 12:19 PM
Least Charlie Brown will be happy about that...

Pilmedium
03-02-2002, 12:48 PM
Maybe, you shouldn't ask Charlie Brown anything, in case he's not happy?

Meow
03-02-2002, 01:01 PM
nevermind Charlie Brown...What about the killer kangaroos!!? :eek:

Brandon Pierce
03-02-2002, 01:04 PM
Oh, so you don't care about Charlie Brown? I didn't know Lucy posted here!

Do-Do
03-02-2002, 01:12 PM
People's kites being held captive! What else could go wrong?!

Meow
03-02-2002, 01:16 PM
Quiet!! I'm not Lucy. I am the great prince Vegeta, Hahahaha!!! ;)

Pietro
03-02-2002, 01:28 PM
Rats, so therfore I'm Snoopy, now? Oh well, he's my favorite "Peanuts" character anyway, so I'll fill the role.

BTW, Watch out for Arlene Klasky and her axe!

-"Snoopy":D

Jack
03-02-2002, 01:28 PM
So can I be Woodstock?

Pietro
03-02-2002, 01:30 PM
True, you can be Woodstock! So, now we have a Charlie Brown, a Lucy, a Snoopy, and a Woodstock. Did I forget any other "Peanuts" characters?

-"Snoopy":D

Jack
03-02-2002, 01:32 PM
Ummmm, what about Linus, Peppermint Patty, Sally, Marcie, Rerun, and Franklin?

Watagashi
03-02-2002, 01:42 PM
Very interesting conversation going on here...

Jack
03-02-2002, 01:44 PM
Watagashi thinks this is interesting, that is good to hear.

Colin
03-02-2002, 02:34 PM
Xerox machine is broken again... =/

Naraht
03-02-2002, 02:35 PM
You know, that's the third time this week...Zeeltor really should buy a new one

Colin
03-02-2002, 02:36 PM
Zero Tolerance for Xerox Machines, I say!

Singin' Stray Cat
03-02-2002, 02:37 PM
Ah, nutbunnies, I can't post fast enough. :(

Naraht
03-02-2002, 02:39 PM
Boy, you give people an easy opening,
but do they take it? Don't
Bet on it...

Singin' Stray Cat
03-02-2002, 02:40 PM
Come, come, let's get back to the topic at hand, whatever it is.

Meow
03-02-2002, 02:52 PM
Darn it. What is the topic anyway?

Watagashi
03-02-2002, 02:53 PM
Does anybody remember what we were talking about in the first place? :confused:

Billy
03-02-2002, 02:59 PM
Er,let's see now,I can't seem to remember-ah yes!

Fruity things,like Charlie Brown and Xerox machines. (Sorry but 2 people started with D,so I did E and F!)

Do-Do
03-02-2002, 05:19 PM
Good, at least somebody remembers.

Pietro
03-02-2002, 06:10 PM
Hey, I kinda got a blury picture, but I think it started out being just an every-day conversation, then a big mystery with Felix, Kirby, and "Duck Twacy," then we talked about "Peanuts," then Xerox machines, and finally we discussed "what was the topic again."

-Pietro:D

Gyro
03-02-2002, 07:39 PM
I'm confused ;) .



300th post!!!! :p

Pilmedium
03-02-2002, 08:32 PM
Just use your memory and you won't be confused.

Do-Do
03-02-2002, 10:31 PM
Kangaroos had something to do with it, I know that.

Colin
03-03-2002, 12:32 AM
Like Kangaroos have anything to do with the price of tomatos!

Pilmedium
03-03-2002, 10:22 AM
Maybe, kangaroos control the price of tomatoes. :D

Naraht
03-03-2002, 10:31 AM
Nononono! You're making things up now!

Brandon Pierce
03-03-2002, 10:47 AM
Oh. I thought Kangaroos controled the price of Crow T. Robot replicas. Thank goodness they don't!

Naraht
03-03-2002, 10:47 AM
Perhaps if you stoped making odd posts to the phantom board, you'd get better!

Meow
03-03-2002, 12:20 PM
Quit making stupid posts people!!!! What do Kangaroos have to do with tomatoes anyway? :confused:

Jack
03-03-2002, 12:27 PM
Ripsnortin' kangaroos hop on tomatoes and crush them into katsup, that's what kangaroos and tomotoes have to do with eachother, ya silly.

Naraht
03-03-2002, 01:15 PM
So we're all on the same page now, right?

Colin
03-03-2002, 02:56 PM
That would be page 9, right?

SSJ_Gogeta
03-04-2002, 08:27 AM
United we stand on page 9!

Naraht
03-04-2002, 08:44 AM
Victory! We're all on the same page, and with Page 10 we'll....Page 9?!?! Wait a minute!!

Naraht
03-04-2002, 09:16 AM
this is off topic, but here's the story so far...

Hi. I'm new here. Can someone show me to the bathroom?
In the rear of the store, behind the shoe shelves and to the left of haberdashery
Jiggle the handle, that toilet is always acting up
Kangaroo's loose in the hoose again.
Like.... the bathroom door's locked. Anyone got the keys?
My, my, I think I woke up on the wrong side of my bed.
No, I don't want any chickens!
OK, what did you say?
P-U! Will soneone turn on the fan in the bathroom, it stinks to high heaven!
Quick, flush that Baby Ruth bar.
Really? Why would you do that?
Seriously, why would you do that?
That my friend, I don't know.
Uh oh, you're doing the wrong thing.
Very wrong indeed my friend.
What on earth could I be doing wrong?
X-Ray Machine's are X-Ray Machines
Yippie, look at that!
Zebras can help fix toilets
Apples are for Humans I think
Bananas are pretty tasty, too.
Cucumbers are good too.
Does this have to do anything about the toilet.
Elephants are big!
Felix the Cat just made off with my fish dinner!
Great merciful heavens, he stole my teriyaki sauce as well!
Have a heart, he's just a kid!
I don't care how young he is, I just want my stuff back!
Just be patient, he'll give it back.
Kirby ordered him to bring the teriaki sauce and the fish dinner directly to him, though!
Luckily I know a great little Mexican joint two blocks away that delivers....
Man, they stole the money, too!
Noooo!!!!!
OH NO!!!!
Pete the Pickle and Felix ate my fish with Sigin' Stray Cat's teriyaki sauce and decided to buy more with Watagashi's money! AHHHHHH!
Queen's eat fish not cats or pickles
Rose Queen eats cats and pickles......she buys them with the rest of Watagashi's money.
She eats CATS??!?
The queen must have watched ALF a little too much
Usually she is watching that show......but she is currently in ALF withdrawl; I guess that is why she ate the cats and pickles.
Very interesting that she eats cats and pickles, but what are we gonna do now that we have no food or money?
What do you want to do about it?
Xavier could probably help us out...
You know him?!
Zeni-sama Sensei knows him.
Ask him for help.
But I don't know if he will.......
Couldn't hurt to find out, though.
Don't make him mad!
Eh, Xavier don't know the first thing about crime fighting. Now, I, Duck Twacy will volunteer to help you.
For the last time...."Duck Twacy" is a sleuth....wait, they're the same thing, aren't they?
Great evil cheesecake, let's just hurry up and call Zenny before it's too late.
HEY! If anybody's gonna solve this mystery it's me, THE DUCK! "DUCK TWACY!"
I think you can figure it out!
Just hurry and figure it out before it's too late, please!
Kooky situation, ain't it?
Let me see, the footprints of Felix and that Pickle lead right to that ol' spooky house up the hill.
Maybe there's someone there who can help us!
Norbert might be able to help us out...
Oh no, not Norbert! Well at least we can give it a shot.
Please give it a chance.
Quiet! I hear someone comming!
Right on! Let's get Norbert B. Beaver! That is who you're talkin' about, right?
SSShhh!!! What part of Quiet did you NOT understand?
There's he is! There's Norbert B. Beaver with his brother Dagget!
Umm... why are they wearing ski caps?
Very good question, this definitely isn't skiing weather.
What could they be up to?
Xylophones, I hear xylophones!
You really hear Xylophones??
Zort! Of course I hear xylophones!
About how many do you hear?
Bunches of them...my head is ringing!
Alright, then, what should we do?
Bob knows the answer!
'Course Bob just went to another dimesion a couple years ago and hasn't returned, yet ; come on, we need to do something quick before they figure out we're here!
Don't panic.....it's just my 2000th post...and I think there's someone behind us!
Eek, it's Bob Saget!
For the love of Emil Sitka--!
Great, I think he spotted us! RUN!
HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey, check it out, the beavers are hitting Bob with a huge hammer. And now they're playing xylophones.
Jumping sumi-wrestling hamsters, Batman- uh, we gotta get outta here; he's coming right for us with a vacuum cleaner!
I think someone forgot which letter came after H.
Just smack me in the head with I xylophone; I'm stupid.
Kay...*kick!*
Lickin' lollipops, that hurt! *smacks naraht in the head with an anime-looking cat* Hey, I found Felix....
Most people thought that Felix was dead......you dicovered the truth!!!!!
Now...why'd you hit me? You asked for it when I kicked you!
Oy this is confusing
Oh, for the love of cake, I asked to be hit on the head with a xylophone, not kicked!
Patrick Star, you're right!
Questionable, isn't it?
Really, we ought to get back to the task @ hand!
Right, we need to get back to finding Felix and Kirby to get our food and money back.
Seriously this is Confusing
That is SO true!
Usually stuff like this IS confusing.
Very confusing if you ask me...
Why would Felix and Kirby want our food and money anyway?
X-men are controling their brains..obviously!
You're not serious, are you?
Zounds! X-Men controlling their brains?
Ah! You begin to understand the trouble we;re in!
But wait...I don't understand a thing
Concentrate! The X-Men are the enemies!
Don't be accusing the X-Men for our own problems! Obviously, it was the Pokemon people who wanted to get the food and they used.... uh...... some psychic Pokemon guy to do it!
Exactly what I was thinking.
Fine, ignore my warnings, see if I care!
Geeez. X-men, pokemon, what next?
He-Man
Isn't He-man the guy that stole our pizza last month?
Just wait and see. If He-Man is behind this, I'll give him a pinch in the mouth.
Kicking his butt would be a better punishment.
Let's not get too hasty; we don't even know who the real culprit is, yet.
Maybe so, but when I find out, he's getting pinched.
Now, where do we start trying to figure out who this person (if it is a person) is?
Over there!!! Look!! There's the culprit.
Perfect! Here's a letter from Felix:
quote:
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I decided not to be with Kirby anymore, So I decided to go back to work solo. Oh yeah, and I returned all your fish dinners, they're on your doorstep. It was all Kirby's idea to steal the money.
-Felix
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Sounds like we got all our fish dinners back.
Pinch time!
Question: Where'd the teriyaki sauce go? And where's my- our money?!
Right over there.
Since when were we using Monopoly Money as currency?
Thursday. Weren't you paying attention?
Uh-oh! I lost all my monopoly money!
Very fortunate that I brought my monry tracer.... uh... thing with me.
Why must I be burdened with carrying the horses?
Xavier's mad at you for accusing the X-men of manipulating Felix and Kirby, so that's your punishment for doing so.
You've GOT to be kidding me!
Zebras would fall out of the sky if I was kidding... so I'm not.
ARLENE KLASKY IS COMING AT US WITH AN AXE!!!! WHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! RUN FOR YOU LIFE!!!
Brandon, calm down
Ca fait 25 fois que tu me racontes la même sornette
Do you think you could speak in english?
Everyone else is speaking in English, except for you Cartoon man.
Forgot wht we were talking about...
Great, now what do we do?
Hare is not a rabbit and rabbit is not a hare.
Is that so?
Just when I thought it was safe to go outside again...
Killer Kangaroo Klowns are Keeping Kites Kaptive!
Least Charlie Brown will be happy about that...
Maybe, you shouldn't ask Charlie Brown anything, in case he's not happy?
nevermind Charlie Brown...What about the killer kangaroos!!?
Oh, so you don't care about Charlie Brown? I didn't know Lucy posted here!
People's kites being held captive! What else could go wrong?!
Quiet!! I'm not Lucy. I am the great prince Vegeta, Hahahaha!!!
Rats, so therfore I'm Snoopy, now? Oh well, he's my favorite "Peanuts" character anyway, so I'll fill the role. BTW, Watch out for Arlene Klasky and her axe!
So can I be Woodstock?
True, you can be Woodstock! So, now we have a Charlie Brown, a Lucy, a Snoopy, and a Woodstock. Did I forget any other "Peanuts" characters?
Ummmm, what about Linus, Peppermint Patty, Sally, Marcie, Rerun, and Franklin?
Very interesting conversation going on here...
Watagashi thinks this is interesting, that is good to hear.
Xerox machine is broken again... =/
You know, that's the third time this week...Zeeltor really should buy a new one
Zero Tolerance for Xerox Machines, I say!
Ah, nutbunnies, I can't post fast enough.
Boy, you give people an easy opening, but do they take it? Don't Bet on it...
Come, come, let's get back to the topic at hand, whatever it is.
Darn it. What is the topic anyway?
Does anybody remember what we were talking about in the first place?
Er,let's see now,I can't seem to remember-ah yes!
Fruity things,like Charlie Brown and Xerox machines.
Good, at least somebody remembers.
Hey, I kinda got a blury picture, but I think it started out being just an every-day conversation, then a big mystery with Felix, Kirby, and "Duck Twacy," then we talked about "Peanuts," then Xerox machines, and finally we discussed "what was the topic again."
I'm confused
Just use your memory and you won't be confused.
Kangaroos had something to do with it, I know that.
Like Kangaroos have anything to do with the price of tomatos!
Maybe, kangaroos control the price of tomatoes.
Nononono! You're making things up now!
Oh. I thought Kangaroos controled the price of Crow T. Robot replicas. Thank goodness they don't!
Perhaps if you stoped making odd posts to the phantom board, you'd get better!
Quit making stupid posts people!!!! What do Kangaroos have to do with tomatoes anyway?
Ripsnortin' kangaroos hop on tomatoes and crush them into katsup, that's what kangaroos and tomotoes have to do with eachother, ya silly.
So we're all on the same page now, right?
That would be page 9, right?
United we stand on page 9!
Victory! We're all on the same page, and with Page 10 we'll....Page 9?!?! Wait a minute!!

Colin
03-04-2002, 10:13 AM
When will we move to page 10?

Do-Do
03-04-2002, 03:38 PM
Xavier must know.
(Hey, now we're on page 10! :D )

The Dork Knight
03-04-2002, 03:50 PM
Yeah right...

- Foley Is Good

Colin
03-04-2002, 03:56 PM
Zoinks! Not page 10!!

The Dork Knight
03-04-2002, 04:18 PM
Ahhhhhhhhhhh.....

- Foley Is Good

Jack
03-04-2002, 04:21 PM
Bah Humbug!

The Dork Knight
03-04-2002, 04:23 PM
Cookies!!!!!!!!!!

- Foley Is Good

Colin
03-04-2002, 04:28 PM
Don't we at least have to try to make it look like a complete thought?

DR. BELCH
03-04-2002, 05:08 PM
Even if it isn't a complete sentence, I presume it counts; that's just the way the mind works sometimes.

Do-Do
03-04-2002, 05:33 PM
Funny, isn't it?

Watagashi
03-06-2002, 02:52 PM
HAHAHAHAHA! :D Er, what's supposed to be funny? :confused:

Pilmedium
03-06-2002, 04:42 PM
I know what's supposed to be funny! The fact that "G" was skipped. :D

Jack
03-06-2002, 04:46 PM
Gosh, and now "G" is out of order. :D

Watagashi
03-06-2002, 04:56 PM
Holy Jitterbugs! (whichever letter this sentence is supposed to start with; I'm confused) How am I missing all of these letters?! *bangs head on keyboard*

Joe Tully
03-06-2002, 05:02 PM
Just so you know, we're on "J" now...it's kind of "interesting" how this thread makes less and less sense as it goes on...

Watagashi
03-06-2002, 05:05 PM
Kay! :D Yeah, I noticed that, too; we need some kind of plot in this conversation.

BLACKHEART
03-06-2002, 06:32 PM
Like what?

Pilmedium
03-06-2002, 08:24 PM
Maybe... um... I don't know, whatever I say would be a bad topic...

Do-Do
03-06-2002, 09:30 PM
Not that! Not a....STORY LINE!!! :eek:

Mattashell
03-06-2002, 11:16 PM
Okay how about, worst date ever as a topic?

Galaxia
03-06-2002, 11:36 PM
Perhaps

Colin
03-07-2002, 12:43 AM
Quiet! I'm trying to sleep!

Watagashi
03-07-2002, 07:17 AM
"Rain Drops are Falling on My Head..."

Naraht
03-07-2002, 10:04 AM
So anyway, how about we go to the malt shop and discuss...oh no it's Godzilla!

Watagashi
03-07-2002, 03:43 PM
Tokyo's being attacked by Godzilla again! Everyone, run for your lives! *runs into a light pole* ....Ow...... :wakko:

DR. BELCH
03-07-2002, 03:47 PM
Under normal circumstances I'd flee, but I'm fighting a cold and too weak and sick to care about a bloated Gila monster with an attitude....

Watagashi
03-07-2002, 03:56 PM
Very coincidental that I'm sick too, but after what happened last time when Godzilla started attacking the city, I don't want to take any chances. :yakko:

"Oh, no! There goes Tokyo! Go, go Godzilla!" :D

Pilmedium
03-07-2002, 04:06 PM
Why does Godzilla attack cities, anyway?

BLACKHEART
03-07-2002, 04:15 PM
Xerophyte that grow in the area attract the monster.

Watagashi
03-07-2002, 04:21 PM
Yep! :D That and the fact that the people of Tokyo try to blast him away with either guns or other monsters, causing him to have to fight back and destroy the city in the process.

Mattashell
03-07-2002, 04:26 PM
Zoinks! My last date with Godzilla was a DISASTER!

BLACKHEART
03-07-2002, 04:30 PM
And where did he take you?

Mattashell
03-07-2002, 04:33 PM
Burger King. He's into the whole flame broiled idea.

BLACKHEART
03-07-2002, 04:55 PM
Can you tell us any thing else about your date?

Mattashell
03-07-2002, 05:02 PM
Do you really want to know?

BLACKHEART
03-07-2002, 05:08 PM
Every detail please. :)

Mattashell
03-07-2002, 05:14 PM
First he drove up to my house in a USED car. I was so embarassed!

BLACKHEART
03-07-2002, 05:20 PM
Going on a second date?

Mattashell
03-07-2002, 05:26 PM
Godzilla (you forgot G) wore a plaid leisure suit.

Watagashi
03-07-2002, 05:29 PM
How in the world did he find one big enough? :eek:

Mattashell
03-07-2002, 05:33 PM
I think he ripped the seat covers out of all the cars in tokyo.

BLACKHEART
03-07-2002, 05:59 PM
Jack and Jill went up the hill because they saw your date with Godzilla.

DR. BELCH
03-08-2002, 10:13 AM
Kissing Godzilla at the end of the night--how's that work, what with the vast difference in size?

Singin' Stray Cat
03-08-2002, 11:51 AM
Lots of ladders, maybe? :rolleyes:

Do-Do
03-08-2002, 01:42 PM
Maybe....

Watagashi
03-08-2002, 02:37 PM
....Nah, I don't think so. :)

Sumi_Masen
03-08-2002, 03:16 PM
Or stilts could work.......I think; very long stilts.

Jack
03-08-2002, 03:40 PM
Pooh Bear and Tigger don't like it when people skip letters of the alphabet...

Watagashi
03-08-2002, 03:47 PM
Quit making fun of me! :mad: :p

Pilmedium
03-08-2002, 04:12 PM
Really, are very long stilts that long?

Watagashi
03-08-2002, 04:14 PM
Some of them are. :p

Pilmedium
03-08-2002, 04:27 PM
Tell me you're joking.

Do-Do
03-08-2002, 05:02 PM
Uh, where could I get stilts that long?

Watagashi
03-08-2002, 05:14 PM
Very long ago... there was a legend of a pair of stilts that could reach into the clouds.... I think they were last seen at a Wal-Mart store or something.

Pilmedium
03-08-2002, 05:29 PM
Where did that legend start?

Watagashi
03-08-2002, 05:31 PM
Xavier's Happy Theme Park Land! :p

Pilmedium
03-08-2002, 05:44 PM
Yeah, Xavier does everything... :rolleyes:

Watagashi
03-08-2002, 07:07 PM
Zen Master Sama built it to make fun of Xavier, though; you get to throw pies at Xavier heads and stuff like that, but, when Xavier heard of it, he destroyed the whole place and sent the legendary stilts into a far-off place in which no one has made it out alilve.... :eek: :cool: :p

Pilmedium
03-08-2002, 07:27 PM
About how many people tried to get to that place?

Watagashi
03-08-2002, 07:31 PM
'Bout... five. :rolleyes:

Pilmedium
03-08-2002, 07:34 PM
Climb up the left wall using tools found there at night and you will be out of danger. ;)

Watagashi
03-08-2002, 07:37 PM
DOH! I thought it was the right wall; no wonder. :o :wakko:

Pilmedium
03-08-2002, 07:40 PM
Explains how everyone got stuck, obviously.

Watagashi
03-08-2002, 07:42 PM
Finally, the legendary stilts can be restored once again..... as long as Xavier doesn't find out, though... :eek:

Do-Do
03-08-2002, 08:20 PM
Great! Now everybody can finally see what it's like to walk using the sky-high stilts!

Naraht
03-08-2002, 08:21 PM
How did it come to this?

Watagashi
03-08-2002, 08:30 PM
It all started long ago when CoolBlue stepped on my foot on the way out of the cafeteria one day.... :p

Pilmedium
03-09-2002, 10:49 AM
Just a silly reason, I thought it had to do with being as high as Godzilla.

BLACKHEART
03-09-2002, 11:23 AM
Keep your stilts some of us get high on life.

Pilmedium
03-09-2002, 11:56 AM
Lie down and then you will be low on life. :rolleyes:

Naraht
03-09-2002, 12:05 PM
May I point out that Canada is being ravaged by Ostriches & Orangutangs?