The most Bizarre and Weird eBay Auctions!

[goofydave]

Hey, I figured I'd start a "Dave the Goofy Professor's Fun Thread" on here. :robin: If you don't like it just don't reply, close the thread or even delete it if you'd like. But every once in a while I will come into this thread and post one of the most ridiculous, bizarre and/or funny items that someone has posted on eBay. It's really neat to see how stupid and silly the things are that are listed on eBay! Someone once sold the Belly Button Lint of Britney Spears for over $75 or a Grilled Cheese Sandwich that resembled the Virgin Mary for $28,000! I guess these auctions have grown to where Jay Leno has a segment every Tuesday discussing these goofy auctions listed on eBay and it's to the point where these auctions have a cult following. A couple weeks ago I discovered the Cheeto that looks like Snoopy from the Peanuts Cartoon (http://cgi.ebay.com/Snoopy-shaped-crunchy-cheeto_W0QQitemZ250253591864QQihZ015QQcategoryZ1467QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem) on eBay and the Skull Shaped Popcorn Kernel (http://cgi.ebay.com/Human-Humanoin-Alien-Skull-Shaped-Popcorn-Kernel-LOOK_W0QQitemZ150231387482QQihZ005QQcategoryZ1469QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem)! :wakko: If you look hard enough you will find dozens of these wacky but fun eBay auctions listed on eBay each and every day. I will do my best to entertain you with my findings from time to time in this thread or if you get bored you can venture to my site GoofyAuctions.com (http://www.goofyauctions.com) where I post 4 new bizarre eBay findings each day.:woody:

For my first find that I wanted to share with you it is:

A Peanut That Resembles The Egyptian Queen, Nefertiti:

http://www.goofyauctions.com/ebaypics/03490.jpg

http://cgi.ebay.com/Amazing-Peanut-That-Resembles-Egyptian-Queen-Nefertiti_W0QQitemZ320263307335QQihZ011QQcategoryZ1469QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem


ps please feel free to post any goofball, bizarre, stupid and funny auctions you hear or read about on here!

[G. Wen]

That's supposed to look like Nefertiti? It looks like a peanut twisted upon itself...

As for weird junk on Ebay, I, once long ago, saw an item for sale that generated fake Ivy League degrees that supposedly looked genuine. So if you're too lazy or stupid to go to college and you have a conman streak in you, well then there's a product for you after all.

Speaking of junk, I also saw coin purses made from male kangaroo junk being sold on Ebay. I'm not kidding!:eek:

[goofydave]

Cornflake-Looks Exactly Like Louisiana

http://www.goofyauctions.com/ebaypics/03513.jpg

http://cgi.ebay.com/Cornflake-Looks-Exactly-Like-Louisiana_W0QQitemZ320265533826QQihZ011QQcategoryZ3124QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

[tucsoncoyote]

http://msnbcmedia2.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photo_StoryLevel/080623/080623-usher-vlrg-10a.widec.jpg

And I think I got you guys beat...Here's a real good one: A guy auctioning off .. his life.. (http://forums.toonzone.net/Man auctioning life) Total cost for the entire thing so far? $233,000. And in fact some "Bored idiots" tried to jack the price up to $2.1 million... but this auction ends on the 29th at Noon Perth Austrailia time.


Also last year another Australian, who was a philosophy student Nicael Holt, 24, offered his life to the highest bidder last year in a protest about mass consumerism. And then there's the story of

But this who thing started when American John Freyer started All My Life For Sale (http://www.allmylifeforsale.com/) in 2001, and sold everything he owned on eBay, later visiting the people who bought his things.

But the final question is.. is it worth selling your life... (Hmmm maybe I should sell my life, I'd probably get maybe 2 grand for the whole shooting match.

:coyote:

[G. Wen]

That reminds me, once someone tried to auction off Jesus on Ebay. Not a picture or painting of Jesus. Not a sculpture of Jesus. Jesus Jesus. Christ Himself. After seeing that, my friend dared me to auction off Satan.

[ChibiGoku]

Someone tried to auction off there virginity. Another tried to do it to their family.

The possibilities are endless, really.

[goofydave]

ADVERTISE YOUR BUSINESS AT OUR WEDDING:

http://www.goofyauctions.com/ebaypics/03541.jpg

http://cgi.ebay.com/ADVERTISE-YOUR-BUSINESS-AT-OUR-WEDDING_W0QQitemZ320269457715QQihZ011QQcategoryZ1469QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

[Juu-kuchi]

One guy tried to sell off Belgium, either all of it, or one of the two regions there (Flanders and Wallonia).

[goofydave]

Win a 24 hour time period to spend time with this dude:

http://www.goofyauctions.com/ebaypics/03556.jpg

http://cgi.ebay.com/One-24-hour-period-for-me-to-spend-with-you_W0QQitemZ130234977231QQihZ003QQcategoryZ1467QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

:sad:

[goofydave]

STRAWBERRY MOUSE

http://www.goofyauctions.com/ebaypics/03575.jpg

http://cgi.ebay.com/STRAWBERRY-MOUSE-REAL-NEAT-Cant-be-faked-LOOK_W0QQitemZ200238242940QQihZ010QQcategoryZ1467QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem