World's worst security guard

[Brandon Pierce]

"Huh? What was that noise?"

"Huh? It's just a box."

"Huh? Whose footprints are these?"

ZZZZZZZZZZZ...

[Racattack!Force]

...How do you play this? :confused:

[mookie75]

"I spent 40 years as a night watchman at a cranberry silo."

[Darklordavaitor]

"Yo, I was a bodyguard for Tupac, Biggie, and Dimebag. I'll go $20,000 a day. When can I start?"

[Gatomon41]

STARFLEET SECURITY:

Wearing Red, Already Dead

[Charles Chimag]

I used to be a stormtrooper under Darth Vader.

[mookie75]

My mission was a simple one: I just had to stand guard while the platform lowered and then the ill-tempered, mutated sea bass would do the rest. Who could have known that the limey bastard had a tube of toothpaste and some dental floss?! And now I'm dead!! :D

[JAG]

Shaggy.

"Like, zoinks, man! Go ahead ,like, the whole bank's yours! Take the money, like, it's not mine anyway! I just remembered that I have, like, a dentist appointment in Siberia! Like, 'bye!" *Runs away screaming.*

[G. Wen]

Peter Griffin
Ma-Ti
Aquaman

[DarthGonzo]

That guy who can't keep those three puppy children from escaping from a water tower on some movie lot.

;);););)

[JAG]

Whoever can't keep The Penguin in Arkham for more than a week.