Justice League Funny Quote #9

[James Harvey]

Welcome to this week's Funny Quote installment! Remember to keep the quotes clean and in the PG bracket or they will be deleted! Here's this week's pic:

http://www.toonzone.net/shows/justiceleague/images/episode12c/08.jpg

ENJOY!

[Naraht]

Superman: Geez Lois, what's with you and this Domination kick you're on?

(d'oh, that's almost PG...)

[Manhunter]

Superman: This is the last time I let Batman design the exercise equipment!

[TheScarecrow]

Superman: It seems to me that ever since I formed the Justice League, I've been both getting beat up and captured by everyone under the sun in nearly every mission we go on. You would think that being the worlds most powerful superhero would be a little easier, but no!!!!! I have to be the teams whipping boy in every episode!!!! Man, this has got to be worse then Dean Cain playing me on prime time for four years. As soon as I get out of this, I am going to find Bruce Timm and fry his privates with my heat vision!

[Karkull]

http://www.toonzone.net/shows/justiceleague/images/episode12c/08.jpg

Darkseid (offscreen): "You sure got a purty mouth, boy."

[Joe G.]

WILLLLL-MAAAA! Let me outta 'dis thing!

[Jedigreedo]

http://www.toonzone.net/shows/justiceleague/images/episode12c/08.jpg

Supes: C'mon Batman, I'm sorry for throwing that batarang into the computer... I swear I don't know my own strength!

[Clark J. Kent]

"I swear to you, Oprah, when I get out of this thing, I'm putting an end to you and your evil book club FOREVER!"

[Ravenger]

"If you wanted to see my pecs.... all you had to do was ask! Geez!"

[warmachine04]

SUPERMAN: "No! Lex. Anything but that. Not the theme of "Dawson's Creek" again. Oh, the humanity."

[John Delaney]

Superman - Okay, a jokes a joke but who took my pants?!

[Mattashell]

Originally posted by Jim Harvey

http://www.toonzone.net/shows/justiceleague/images/episode12c/08.jpg

(Superman inchains after being weakened by Kryptonite)
Villain: I could just kill you now, but instead I'm going to reveal to you all my plans and leave you hear to die and assume you won't gain your strength back and get free.

[Zoddman]

http://www.toonzone.net/shows/justiceleague/images/episode12c/08.jpg
Unkown to some, there is not only green kryptonite, but also purple kryptonite, which will increase Superman's muscles to the point of enveloping all of his villains at the same time and suffocating them.

[freakboy86]

"Hulk smash!"

[Kal-el]

"Ok! Just one more set and I'll be off this machine Bruce. Whew!!! Then it's on to the cardio workout!!!"

[Brainiac]

http://www.toonzone.net/shows/justiceleague/images/episode12c/08.jpg

(drawing red curtains)
Ringmaster: Ladies and gentlemen, I give you KING KONG, the 8th Wonder of the World...er....wait a second....who are you?
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Superman: Sometimes, when I get bored, I like to chain myself up and make loud noises!
Batman: Shouldn't you be doing something better with your time? Like battling some insanely-powered supervillain or saving a planet? How about rescuing people trapped in a burning building? I mean, I could think of about a thousand things you could do that're better than this.
Superman: How about bashing my head into a wall repeatedly?
Batman: Ummm...no...that wouldn't be very productive...
Superman: Well, what if yelled really loud?
Batman: I don't think so...
Flash (to Batman): Don't worry about him....he gets like this every once in a while...one too many whiskeys if 'ya ask me...poor guy...

[Mr. Obsession]

http://www.toonzone.net/shows/justiceleague/images/episode12c/08.jpg

"All right Bruce, I admit it. You could beat me 1,001 different ways in a real fight. Now please, for the love of God untie me!"

[Ed Liu]

Howdy all,

Quote 1: Several seconds later, there was a new hole in the Watchtower, and Batman went back to the drawing board to develop a new "Anti-Superman-Sneeze device"

Quote 2: This one only works if you've seen Big Trouble in Little China: "I don't think he's gonna stop!!!!" >BOOM<.

-- Ed/Ace

[Stardust]

I am Superman, hear me roar!! :cool:

[TheHuntressDiana]

http://www.toonzone.net/shows/justiceleague/images/episode12c/08.jpg

"I am Superman! Watch me bust out of these restraints."

...a minute goes by and nothing...

"Having problems?"

"I...I don't understand...I am Superman..."

"Yeah, sure you are big guy."

"I am! I tell you, I am! Lois, come on!"

"Yeah, yeah whatever Smallville. Just admit it. You got caught in your Superman jammies."

[Alpha Flight]

This photo doesn't seem too funny to me but hear goes.
Flash: What????? Supes is all tied up? I guess that makes me Wonder Woman's next opinion on the market :)

[Theking]

Superman: "Now if I do this and put on some fur, can I go as a werewolf for Halloween?"

TheKing

[Lab_Rat]

Originally posted by Jim Harvey


http://www.toonzone.net/shows/justiceleague/images/episode12c/08.jpg



All....bound....up.(gasp!)

Can't...move.(gasp!)

Too....much....cheeese.(Scream!)