Favorite Dexter's Lab Quotes!

[BourgeoisBuffoon]

YES! You read the topic! Put up your faves HERE! ^^:

FROM THE MUFFIN KING:

Dad: DEXTER, I AM YOUR FATHER!
DEXTER: NO! Wait, yes, you are my father.
DAD: *uses hypnotizing eyes* Yes, my son...join the MUFFIN side...
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FROM A EPPY ABOUT COFFEE:

Dad: You kids drank ALL the coffee?!
*Dexter and Dee-Dee nod yes ashamedly*
DAD: You kids don't know what coffee MEANS TO US GROWN-UPS! We need it to function! TO LIVE! You kids have YOUTH to keep you going! But us...we have nothing.
*Mom comes in, and Dad whispers into her ear what happened. She simply sobs*
DAD: *trying to comfort Mom* I've seen some pretty nasty things in my life...but this. This is just SICK.
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[atf487]

Dee Dee: Oh there you are dexter, I was really worried! I went looking all over the house for you and-
Computer: Dee Dee, thats not dexter, Thats a box.

[Gyro]

I like it when Dexter goes "QIUET WOMAN!" to DeeDee. That voice is so funny.

[Jimmy Kustes]

I'd like to thank you, BB for one of the more fun threads to come along in awhile...

Dexter: I am a Tricaratops balanced on a buttercup with spinning wheels, BABY! Let's do this!

[Jimmy Kustes]

Dex: Make me a sandwich!

{Dexter is turned into a sandwich}

[ccffan01]

Dee-Hello Dear Brother what do you have there.

Dexter-Nothing, Nothing you only see air.


Dee-Dont be silly I love you very much (Toy is broken) I guess i shouldnt touch

[ccffan01]

Mandak- Yes Dexter I am smarter than you, and I can read your thoughts.

[Gyro]

Dexter: Dad are we there yet?

Dad: No son, we won't be there for another...Oh wait! We're here!