The 2008 TZ Elections! - NOMINATIONS BEGIN NOW!

[Lord Dalek]

Yes after four years of unopposed iron fisted tyranny its time for the masses to vote for who will be the president of Toon Zone in 2009! What we need is 15 "parties" (whatever your political affiliation is important and must be both listed and silly) of two members each to take part in a series of elimination contests. The final winner will do battle with reigning incumbent Pantomime Horse (comprised of Juu-Kuchi and myself) for the title of TZ President for the next four years.

BRIBERY and MUD-SLINGING is ENCOURAGED! JOIN NOW!

[Charles Chimag]

I, Charles Chimag, represent the Fett Party, which will give complete amnesty and free rein to all bounty hunters that are exceptionally cool. Coolness will be determined by the Supreme Court, which will be comprised of Star Wars geeks. Anyone who cares can be my running mate.

[Don_East]

I shall be the canidate of the Famican party and I choose Sketch as my VP.

[XOMiss_Samantha]

Phw and myself are running as candidates for the national 'Fangirl Party'. We stand for every bishi who has ever touched your heart and every male who has ever made you squee! The fangirl queen [phw] and the commander of the Bishi S-Army [myself], represent the most amazing duo ever to grace the site of TZ!
Don't fail us TZ members! We appeal not only to fangirls, but fanboys too!
[we also give free cookies!]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v331/Sammithegreat/fangirls4.jpg

[Rocketboy]

I will be the candidate for "The average man party." Anyone who wants to join can....join.

[.bg]

http://img29.picoodle.com/img/img29/4/2/22/f_votebgm_bb741e0.png

[Lazerboy5000]

I will run as the head candidate for the Cheesehead Party. Anyone who wishes to run for VP along side me can (and the only condition is that you have as much passion for the Green Bay Packers as much as I do :D ).

[Darklordavaitor]

I will run for the Get Live Action off Cartoon Network Party, or the GLAoCNP. It is our goal to make the formerly great channel back to what it used to be: A display of the best in classic, contemporary, motion feature and Japanese animation by any means neccessary.

Any running mate suggestions?

[Jave]

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y194/Javeman/javecares.jpg

[Aclaim]

I will run as the head candidate for the Cheesehead Party. Anyone who wishes to run for VP along side me can (and the only condition is that you have as much passion for the Green Bay Packers as much as I do :D ).

I'll vote for you. I was born in Wisconsin, love the Green Bay Packers and I am a Cheesehead. Go Packers! Go Cheesehead Party:D I wish the Green Bay Packers would have won the Superbowl this year:(

[Ykwia]

I represent the fun-loving corporal type, I'm male and I'd be the first to take over Cartoon Network and turn it around to make it profitable.

Who's with me!

[Aclaim]

I represent the fun-loving corporal type, I'm male and I'd be the first to take over Cartoon Network and turn it around to make it profitable.

Who's with me!

Well I'm already on Lazerboy5000's side. Sorry. BTW what did you mean when you said making Cartoon Network turn around and making it profitable? I didn't exactly understand what you meant by that.

[.bg]

http://img03.picoodle.com/img/img03/4/2/22/f_geezernorrim_b1e0413.png

"The economy needs a roundhouse kick to the rear."

"Debates, schmebates. My running-mate has a fist behind his beard."

"Who needs elections? How about a manly karate fight?"

[Aclaim]

http://img03.picoodle.com/img/img03/4/2/22/f_geezernorrim_b1e0413.png


"The economy needs a roundhouse kick to the rear."


"Debates, schmebates. My running-mate has a fist behind his beard."


"Who needs elections? How about a manly karate fight?"

Sorting out elections with violence? No thanks dude. I liked them good 'ole elections better when people chose. What ever happened to those days? You killed 'em British Geezer!;)

[Lord Dalek]

I'm sorry British Geezer but Chuck Norris is too awesome to run office. You will have to look for someone else HERE.

Which brings us to the list of parties fighting for endorsements/tax dollars

1. Fett Party: Charles Chimag/TBD
2. Famicon Party: Don_East/Sketch
3. National Fangirl Millitary Junta: Purple Haired Wonder/XOMissSamantha
4. Average Man Party: RocketBoy/TBD
5. Cheeseheads: Lazerboy5000/Advancsantric
6. Europarty: British Geezer/TheIrishman
7. Humble Man: Javeman/TBD
8. slot open
9. Anime and Manga: Mr. Anime/Ishtar
10. Constitutional Robocracy: J'onn J'onnz/VeemonJosh
11. All Things Cute/Pupmon 4.0/Gatomon41
12.
13.
14.
15.

Seriously people you have to actually provide running mates if you want this game to start.

EDIT: Forgot to include Darklordavaitor.

[Darklordavaitor]

So, my party's a no-go?

[.bg]

I'm sorry British Geezer but Chuck Norris is too awesome to run office.
Well DUH. He's so awesome, he automatically wins.

Does anybody want to be my running-mate? Free Jaffa Cakes go to whoever steps forward.*

*NOTE: I won't actually send you Jaffa Cakes. I hope you don't read this.

[Mr. Anime]

I nominate myself as the candidate of the Anime and Manga party.

[Ishtar]

I nominate myself as the candidate of the Anime and Manga party.
Think maybe I could be your running mate?

[Mr. Anime]

Think maybe I could be your running mate? Sure, why not?

[Lord Dalek]

And added!

[Charles Chimag]

Can I make Boba Fett my running mate? Or Jango?

[Andrew T. Hingson]

Who shot who in the what now?

Having known about this earlier I might have tried for president but eh... I guess I can settle for Vice. So you guys better be ready because two guys who adore her Himeness are going for the gusto... and we don't agree on where Bleach should be airing. So this election is gonna blow up.

[Don_East]

Fortunately, Sketch's post can be used as a perfect segue into my platform post.
First, your usual bumper sticker campaign ad, not as flashy as Geezer's but it'll do for me:
http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/4295/eastforprez1wi5.jpg

Now on to my agenda...

How I would solve the live action on CN crisis will be my first order of business if elected. By signing in a law that prohibits any live action show on the network unless it has more than ten minutes of animation in it. Any live action movie, regardless of how much CGI, will be straight out banned.
The broadcast masters of Out Of Jimmy's Head will be buried at the center of the Earth.
Toonami starting at 7 PM and ending at 6 AM Eastern time will be mandatory.
Also mandatory will be Adult Swim promoting Anime as much as Comedy on TV, internet, and any other method. And they will specifically promote Bleach during Family Guy, in the bumpers and in the commercial break.
The Statue Of Liberty is too old and french. I will redesign her to look like Orihime.
A statue of Luigi, an unsong hero if there ever was one, will be built in his hometown of Brooklyn.
Get the Village Hidden In The Leafs as an ally in the War On Terror.
And much more...I'll close with another campaign poster, this one a bit different:
http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/661/eastforprezsubis6.jpg


[Don_East]
[Vote For Me]

[Mr. Anime]

I'm sorry to tell you this, Don East but Orihime and all the other Bleach characters are working for us at the Anime and Manga party and not for you.

[Andrew T. Hingson]

I'll close with another campaign poster, this one a bit different:
http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/661/eastforprezsubis6.jpg


[Don_East]
[Vote For Me]

HAWT!

Actually Mr. Anime we have exclusive contracts with all orange haired big breasted anime girls. If you ask why... well we paid Nami more than you guys offered her and she convinced the others because she's THAT good.

Now East, hurry up and make a poster with Hime and Nami.

[Lord Dalek]

Can I make Boba Fett my running mate? Or Jango?No.

[.bg]

The People's Party needs a running mate! These could be all yours!

http://bp3.blogger.com/_6OFXc1-zUak/RduBZ1avPGI/AAAAAAAAAAM/b6gULm4hgsQ/s320/jaffa.jpg (http://bp3.blogger.com/_6OFXc1-zUak/RduBZ1avPGI/AAAAAAAAAAM/b6gULm4hgsQ/s1600-h/jaffa.jpg)

[Darklordavaitor]

Now on to my agenda...

How I would solve the live action on CN crisis will be my first order of business if elected. By signing in a law that prohibits any live action show on the network unless it has more than ten minutes of animation in it. Any live action movie, regardless of how much CGI, will be straight out banned.
The broadcast masters of Out Of Jimmy's Head will be buried at the center of the Earth.
Toonami starting at 7 PM and ending at 6 AM Eastern time will be mandatory.
Also mandatory will be Adult Swim promoting Anime as much as Comedy on TV, internet, and any other method. And they will specifically promote Bleach during Family Guy, in the bumpers and in the commercial break.Hey, don't do my Clan's job for me! Hmm, maybe if I win, I'll elect the two fo you as my running mates.

Oh, I also stand for free nachos and tacos for anyone who votes for me.

[XOMiss_Samantha]

HAWT!

Actually Mr. Anime we have exclusive contracts with all orange haired big breasted anime girls. If you ask why... well we paid Nami more than you guys offered her and she convinced the others because she's THAT good.

Now East, hurry up and make a poster with Hime and Nami.

You think breasts will ensure a victory? HAH-HAH-HAH. You're running against females who have their own! And they're real! Nobody can compete with that, not even that orange haired idiot from Bleach who stands for all the annoying women in the world!


Oh, I also stand for free nachos and tacos for anyone who votes for me. Fangirls give x5 nachos and tacos and you can ever give.

[Darklordavaitor]

Fangirls give x5 nachos and tacos and you can ever give.
Hmm, tough competition, plus you all have boobs. But, I like I challenge.

[Don_East]

You think breasts will ensure a victory? HAH-HAH-HAH. Your running against females who have their own! And they're real! Nobody can compete with that, not even that orange haired idiot from Bleach who stands for all the annoying women in the world!
That's nice, but I'm going for the majority voters. And I not have just the support of Orihime, but the support of the entire Busty Anime Babe Union, or BABU for short. That covers way over 9000 pair of boobies.

And here's the proof:
http://img174.imageshack.us/img174/5324/eastforprezbabuge7.jpg


Also, a vote for me means all the pizza you want. Because everybody loves pizza.

[XOMiss_Samantha]

That's nice, but I'm going for the majority voters. And I not have just the support of Orihime, but the support of the entire Busty Anime Babe Union, or BABU for short. That covers way over 9000 pair of boobies.

And here's the proof:
http://img174.imageshack.us/img174/5324/eastforprezbabuge7.jpg


Also, a vote for me means all the pizza you want. Because everybody loves pizza.

I feel the need to vomit profusely.

Fangirls can give you x5 more pizza than you can ever give. Thats Nachos Tacos Pizza and Cookies by the bulk, and don't forget beautiful men ~ which automatically negates any boobs that Don East can produce
http://tn3-1.deviantart.com/fs29/300W/i/2008/053/8/3/Dangerously_Innocence_by_reinarain.jpg<--he supports us, why don't you.

[Lord Dalek]

Still looking for six more campaigns people. SIX MORE!

[Don_East]

Okay, vote for me and you can have free...


Pizza
Tacos
Nachos
Cookies
Ice Cream
Soda
Juice
Hamburgers
Hot Dogs
French Fries
Onion Rings
Ramen Noodles
Sushi
Pretzels
Sandwiches
Potato Chips
Snack Cakes
Steak
Ham
Assorted Pastries(Cakes, Pies, ETC)
FishAnd all that is by the truck load. BABU gave me a huge donation for my campaign.

[XOMiss_Samantha]

Okay, vote for me and you can have free...

Pizza
Tacos
Nachos
Cookies
Ice Cream
Soda
Juice
Hamburgers
Hot Dogs
French Fries
Onion Rings
Ramen Noodles
Sushi
Pretzels
Sandwiches
Potato Chips
Snack Cakes
Steak
Ham
Assorted Pastries(Cakes, Pies, ETC)
FishAnd all that is by the truck load. BABU gave me a huge donation for my campaign.

We have enough of all those items that to fill the area of China.

[Don_East]

We have enough of all those items that to fill the area of China.
Oh yeah, we have enough to fill area where the Soviet Union was.

[XOMiss_Samantha]

Oh yeah, we have enough to fill area where the Soviet Union was.

Orly? And pray tell where do you keep it all? That sure is allot of food. So because of that I'm callin you a liar! You can bluff all you want but you won't fool us!

[Darklordavaitor]

To prove how much of a positive guy I am, here's some tacos for bth of you, just remain quiet.

[purplehairedwonder]

That's nice, but I'm going for the majority voters. And I not have just the support of Orihime, but the support of the entire Busty Anime Babe Union, or BABU for short. That covers way over 9000 pair of boobies.Four real boobies > infinite 2D boobies, tbqh

As for the food question, I'm the fangirl queen so thus have the resources of my planet. So basically, anything anyone wants, we've got.

And remember, the Fangirl Party doesn't only cater to fangirl interests. I propose cooperation with the fanboys. Indeed, we share many interests so together we can get things done.

~ phw, TZ's resident fangirl since 2002!

[Darklordavaitor]

Four real boobies > infinite 2D boobies, tbqh

Sorry, Donnie, but she's got you there.

[Ishtar]

Free food? Who needs free food when we have....FREE DVDS AND MANGA! Yes, if you vote for me and Mr.Anime, you'll get some!

[XOMiss_Samantha]

Free food? Who needs free food when we have....FREE DVDS AND MANGA!

You need food to survive. It's impossible to eat manga and anime. Free food saves you thousands of dollars each year.
You can't make love to a DVD, but you can to a bishi/ anime girl found in said DVD

[Ishtar]

You need food to survive. It's impossible to eat manga and anime. Free food saves you thousands of dollars each year.
You can't make love to a DVD, but you can to a bishi/ anime girl found in said DVD!
We'll, we're also offering free punch and pie for each voter. More people will vote if we have punch and pie. :p

[Jave]

I have free t-shirts.

I win.

[Ishtar]

I have free t-shirts.

I win.
And what kind of t-shirts?

[Jave]

And what kind of t-shirts?The BEST kind.

[Darklordavaitor]

The BEST kind.
Comfy?

[Rocketboy]

Vote for me and I'll give the men free girlfriends.

[XOMiss_Samantha]

Vote for me and I'll give the men free girlfriends.


The fangirls are already doing that.
You lose.

[Rocketboy]

Very well, but are you giving away FREE MONEY?

[purplehairedwonder]

Vote for me and I'll give the men free girlfriends.Better than the paid kind *rimshot*

But really, we're actual girls. *gasp* We really do exist ;)

And our t-shirts are cotton <3

Very well, but are you giving away FREE MONEY?No such thing. We don't make false promises.

[Ishtar]

And our t-shirts are cotton <3
We have free leather jackets.

[XOMiss_Samantha]

We have free leather jackets.

Leather Jackets?
Mada Mada Dane, Ish. PoT for everyone when we're elected!

[Ishtar]

Leather Jackets?
Mada Mada Dane, Ish. PoT for everyone when we're elected!

Who says you'll be elected? We have a prize you can't possibly beat. A free trip.....TO DISNEYLAND! HAH!:p

[purplehairedwonder]

Who says you'll be elected? We have a prize you can't possibly beat. A free trip.....TO DISNEYLAND! HAH!:pOnly one? Who you going to give it to? A lobbyist perhaps? Or a special interest group?

[Ishtar]

Only one? Who you going to give it to? A lobbyist perhaps? Or a special interest group?
All who vote for us. Never said only one person.

[Rocketboy]

Disney-LAND? Not Disney-WORLD? Pssh.

[Ishtar]

Disney-LAND? Not Disney-WORLD? Pssh.
We're quite flexible if someone would rather go to Disney World. Hell, they could even go to Euro Disney, Hong Kong Disney or Tokyo Disney. :p

[purplehairedwonder]

Remember people:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v484/purplehairedwonder/inamerica-1.jpg

[Darklordavaitor]

New addition to my campaign:

For fans of KP and AD:JL, I also fully support the FFF and FFT, and will do anything in my power to make us win the war.

[The Irishman]

The People's Party needs a running mate! These could be all yours!

http://bp3.blogger.com/_6OFXc1-zUak/RduBZ1avPGI/AAAAAAAAAAM/b6gULm4hgsQ/s320/jaffa.jpg (http://bp3.blogger.com/_6OFXc1-zUak/RduBZ1avPGI/AAAAAAAAAAM/b6gULm4hgsQ/s1600-h/jaffa.jpg)

Your hypothetical offer of Jaffa cakes along with a picture of said biscuits is good enough for me to accept your offer of running mate (if you'll accept me that is) :)

[Charles Chimag]

I shall give away free bounty hunters (gender of choosing and guaranteed not to kill you) to all who vote for me. My running mate gets two of them and a cookie. VOTE FETT!

[Don_East]

And remember, the Fangirl Party doesn't only cater to fangirl interests. I propose cooperation with the fanboys. Indeed, we share many interests so together we can get things done.
I can pander to fangirls. If I win, Itachi=Cleared of all charges.

While I can't make the promise of giving girlfriends that Miss Wonder & Samantha are promising. However I can guarantee that if I'm elected, the prices of video games will be cut by $15. Plus amnesty for all video game companies incase of watchdog groups looking to pin the blame on them when something bad happens. Plus free video games for those who vote for me. Those last longer than girlfriends.


Also I have Mr. T's support.
http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/3450/eastforprezmrtendorsemexi9.jpg

[XOMiss_Samantha]

I shall give away free bounty hunters (gender of choosing and guaranteed not to kill you) to all who vote for me. My running mate gets two of them and a cookie. VOTE FETT!

Who needs bounty hunters when we have nuclear warheads and other various ammunitions?
http://www.perl.com/2005/09/22/graphics/6boom.jpg
Fangirls put the boom in Kaboom


I can pander to fangirls. If I win, Itachi=Cleared of all charges.
While that is tempting, Itachi is much better as a hardcore nasty villain.


Plus free video games for those who vote for me. Those last longer than girlfriends. Ah, but videos games don't show affection, now do they? Can a video game kiss you on the cheek? Can a video game prepare supper while you're on your way home from work?
I think not.

I pity the fool who tries to win against the fangirl party.

[Rocketboy]

Free beer for whoever votes for me.

[Don_East]

Free beer for whoever votes for me.
Okay, now that's against the law.

[Darklordavaitor]

Free supermodels for those who vote for me. I have connections to Tyra, who could give me the leftovers of America's Next Top Model to hand out.

Oh, and I'll legalize weed.

[XOMiss_Samantha]

Okay, now that's against the law.

and it sounds desperate


Free supermodels for those who vote for me. I have connections to Tyra, who could give me the leftovers of America's Next Top Model to hand out. Nobody wants sloppy seconds.
Next please

[Don_East]

Ah, but videos games don't show affection, now do they? Can a video game kiss you on the cheek? Can a video game prepare supper while you're on your way home from work?
I think not.
Can a video game cheat on you? Can a video game control what you want to do? Can video game leave you and make you an emotional wreck?

[Ishtar]

How do we know the fangirl party will really make it's promises? Honestly, they are up to no good and just want the power. Who would you rather vote for, the ones that will just make the fanboys their slaves, or the ones that will do what's best?

[XOMiss_Samantha]

Can a video game cheat on you? Can a video game control what you want to do? Can video game leave you and make you an emotional wreck?

Can a video game [insert sexual comment here]. No. No it can't. I know the weakness of all men. Video games can only please to an extent. And they break easily.
Don't tempt me!


How do we know the fangirl party will really make it's promises? Honestly, they are up to no good and just want the power. Who would you rather vote for, the ones that will just make the fanboys their slaves, or the ones that will do what's best? Because fangirls don't make empty promises. We don't make fanboys our slaves, too. Dunno who gave you that idea. Phw and I are honest and loyal. We're open to not only new ideas but most importantly we stand for the people of TZ. There is no opinion that will go unheard.

[Rocketboy]

and it sounds desperate

Is not. Every average person loves beer. I'm just supplying people with what they love.

Being desperate would be saying, "I'll kill you if you don't vote for me."

[purplehairedwonder]

How do we know the fangirl party will really make it's promises? Honestly, they are up to no good and just want the power. Who would you rather vote for, the ones that will just make the fanboys their slaves, or the ones that will do what's best?That sounds like slander to me. Have we given any reason to believe we wouldn't keep our promises? As I said, I propose working with the fanboys. We share many interests. Doing what you suggest we would makes no sense.

Besides, we have a platform of experience. I've been a member since 2002, was the best female member of 2006, and am a Cafe mod. Really now.

Is not. Every average person loves beer. I'm just supplying people with what they love.And how many people on this board are under 21? The majority, I'm guessing.

[Ishtar]

I've made an exclusive deal to give out these to anybody that votes Mr.Anime/Ishtar. No other party can offer these:

http://www.ilike.org.uk/stuff/sweets/japan/images/pocky.jpg

Take that!:p

[.bg]

Your hypothetical offer of Jaffa cakes along with a picture of said biscuits is good enough for me to accept your offer of running mate (if you'll accept me that is) :)
Done and done.


http://img30.picoodle.com/img/img30/4/2/23/f_geezeririshm_d23f835.png

[The Irishman]

Free beer for whoever votes for me.

Coming from where I'm from, mentioning the words 'free' and 'beer' in the same sentence could result in 'consequences' of the unanticipated kind.

But we'll top that once our manifesto's together.


http://img30.picoodle.com/img/img30/4/2/23/f_geezeririshm_d23f835.png

[Darklordavaitor]

Nobody wants sloppy seconds.
Next please
Hey, better sloppy seconds of models than nothing.

[Mr. Anime]

We of the Anime and Manga party have the support of all characters from all anime and manga (except Orihime and Nami who were wrongfuly stoleing from us by Don East and Sketch, Just you wait you two until I sic Ichigo and Sanji on the both of you.)

Our supporters include the casts of Dragonball Z, One Piece, (minus Nami) Naruto, (Take that fangirls! You're beloved Sasuke and Itachi are working for us!) Bleach, (minus Orihime) Yu Yu Hakusho, Rurouni Kenshin, Fullmetal Alchemist, Death Note, All the Gundam series from Mobile Suit Gundam to Gundam 00, Cowboy Bebop, Trigun, Ghost in the Shell, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Outlaw Star, Big O, Sailor Moon, the Hayao Miyazaki films, Tenchi Muyo, Fruits Basket, Tengen Toppa Gurren-Lagann, Code Geass, Berserk, Hellsing, Inuyasha, The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, Lucky Star, Vision of Escaflowne. Hunter X Hunter, Saint Seiya, Astro Boy and so many, many more.

Among our goals are

to bring over to the U.S.A. all the anime and manga that has never been released here.
To have Funimation have all One Piece up to Thiller Bark dubbed and on DVD this year.
To completely and utterly destroy 4Kids.
To save all of Geneon's titles.

So vote for Mr. Anime and Ishtar in 2008!

[.bg]

Free beer for whoever votes for me.
Imagine all the plastered punters roaming the pages of TZ if you get elected. Oh dear.


Oh, and I'll legalize weed.
Imagine the plastered AND STONED punters roaming the pages of TZ if YOU get elected. Oh dear.


http://img30.picoodle.com/img/img30/4/2/23/f_geezeririshm_d23f835.png

[purplehairedwonder]

We of the Anime and Manga party have the support of all characters from all anime and manga (except Orihime and Nami who were wrongfuly stoleing from us by Don East and Sketch, Just you wait you two until I sic Ichigo and Sanji on the both of you.)

Our supporters include the casts of Dragonball Z, One Piece, (minus Nami) Naruto, (Take that fangirls! You're beloved Sasuke and Itachi are working for us!) Bleach, (minus Orihime) Yu Yu Hakusho, Rurouni Kenshin, Fullmetal Alchemist, Death Note, All the Gundam series from Mobile Suit Gundam to Gundam 00, Cowboy Bebop, Trigun, Ghost in the Shell, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Outlaw Star, Big O, Sailor Moon, the Hayao Miyazaki films, Tenchi Muyo, Fruits Basket, Tengen Toppa Gurren-Lagann, Code Geass, Berserk, Hellsing, Inuyasha, The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, Lucky Star, Vision of Escaflowne. Hunter X Hunter, Saint Seiya, Astro Boy and so many, many more.Considering the S-Army consists of legions of our boys, that's false advertising. But good try. The bishies can't resist the call of the queen. I have a tiara, after all ;)

[XOMiss_Samantha]

Considering the S-Army consists of legions of our boys, that's false advertising. But good try. The bishies can't resist the call of the queen, after all ;)

Kukuku, right you are my dear! I train those boys to be tough and quick! They won't be fooled into supporting some other party. Hmph. You others may try all you want, I can assure you that the end result will always be failure.
*gets to wear a cape*

[Ishtar]

Considering the S-Army consists of legions of our boys, that's false advertising. But good try. The bishies can't resist the call of the queen. I have a tiara, after all ;)
They signed a contract. Even some magical fangirl power can't interfere with those. Too bad!:p

[XOMiss_Samantha]

They signed a contract. Even some magical fangirl power can't interfere with those. Too bad!:p

No they didn't. You just forged a bunch of fake signatures. Any 3 year old can tell you that.

[Ishtar]

No they didn't. You just forged a bunch of fake signatures. Any 3 year old can tell you that.
Sorry, but no. They really did sign, and you just don't want to let them go. Besides, I know many people who were there that can testify that they actually signed the contract.

[XOMiss_Samantha]

Sorry, but no. They really did sign, and you just don't want to let them go. Besides, I know many people who were there that can testify that they actually signed the contract.

Besides the fact that what you are telling me is impossible, since they all still live on fangirl planet (WHICH is located in a place you can never find) you continuously lack proof. I don't need to let them go because they aren't going anywhere.

Quit now and maybe you won't have to suffer an embarrassing defeat later on. If not, go ahead and keep spewing out your fifthly promises and proclamations. It's actually amusing to laugh at.

[Don_East]

We of the Anime and Manga party have the support of all characters from all anime and manga (except Orihime and Nami who were wrongfuly stoleing from us by Don East and Sketch, Just you wait you two until I sic Ichigo and Sanji on the both of you.)

I went for the B.A.B.U. endorsement right after I nominated my self. So basically, most of the animes you've listed have an incomplete cast.

Fangirls, you're "we'll beat because we're girls" argument is pointless. Me & Sketch are guys so infinite 2-D pretty boys < 2 real boys tbqh. :p

Also, the Famican party is sponsered by Nintendo. So try to get Ichigo & Sanji to attck me, I have Samus Aran(women, Sanji's weakness plus Ichigo's scared of boobies) ready for it, along with the entire Smash Bros line-up past & present.

I should point out that the Famicans' main purpose is to progress video games, the CN related things are because I agree with those ideas too.

And now more promises. If elected, I'll..

Have Nintendo to make a new version of Super Smash Bros Brawl with every highly requested character.
Make Sega actually work on a new Sonic game that's good with the Sonic Adventure voice cast.
Put Goldeneye 64, Perfect Dark, Battletoads, the original Diddy Kong Racing on Virtual Console. The profits would be a 50-50 split between Nintendo & Microsoft.
Have Capcom make a new classic Mega Man game for all main consoles.
Finally release bring the release of Duke Nukem Forever, for the X-Box 360.
Bring Jump Superstars to the US.
Have all the DiC Nintendo cartoons released onto DVD the way they were when they first aired.

[Ishtar]

Besides the fact that what you are telling me is impossible, since they all still live on fangirl planet (WHICH is located in a place you can never find) you lack proof. Quit now and maybe you won't have to suffer an embarrassing defeat later on. If not, go ahead and keep spewing out your fifthly promises and proclamations. It's actually amusing to laugh at.
No, they live in the respective universes of their shows, naturally. You're the one who's gonna be defeated, and I'll be the one laughing.

Anyway, I have another goal to list for my party: Anyone sick of VIZ and other companies only releasing edited version of manga graphic novels? We'll we want to get any of those re-released unedited, and any future titles will be too.

[XOMiss_Samantha]

No, they live in the respective universes of their shows, naturally. You're the one who's gonna be defeated, and I'll be the one laughing.

So this is what they call 'in denial'. Ah, ok, I see now.
You keep thinking that then, Ish.

[purplehairedwonder]

Fangirls, you're "we'll beat because we're girls" argument is pointless. Me & Sketch are guys so infinite 2-D pretty boys < 2 real boys tbqh. :pSee, that just doesn't work because guys are all over the place around here. We females are much harder to come by and thus hold greater power. True story.

[J'onn J'onzz]

J'onn J'onzz/Veemonjosh for The Robocratic Revolutionary candidates in 2008. We have years of experience of covert operations on sites such as The Great Srenfro's Public Board Invasion, where we eliminated Owner, a threat to internet security, and many Wikipedia takeovers, such as the infamous Timmy's World at Night coup d'etat, and the implementation British Serling and Colonel British Biggles into the List of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Characters without so much as a blink from the Wikipedia mods. Our years of stealth operations are only the beginning of our revolution against the internet powers that be. First, Toon Zone, next, NarutoFan, then, Something Awful, followed by 4chan, and the entire internet.

J'onn J'onzz/Veemonjosh '08!

If elected, we will
Ease Human/British Robot relations. Colonel British Biggles, a veteran of the police force, will be secretary of defense. We will be very strict on foreign policy. If you do not respond to his second "Ello, Ello, what's all this then?" we will ask for a United Forums license to declare war on your website.
Save BaltoFan from the police by sending him to a more animal/human friendly locale, like Washington.
Abolish the sale of pet turtles. British Serling hopes you do not have any pet turtles. If you do, really, get rid of them. The upcoming robot regime has a highly anti-reptilian position.
Provide a path to citizenship for all cute illegal aliens. Hubie, Rocco, and Marina, we do realize you have immigrated from the South Pole and abducted one Timothy Robert McKenzie. If you relent custody of the child, we will overlook your illegal immigration. And all Mudkips immigrating from the Hoenn region will be permitted to stay without filling out the necessary paperwork due to affirmative action. The crimes committed to the Mudkip in websites such as Wikipedia are so immense that we welcome them to a land where they are loved by all.
Eliminate the class warfare between the chatters, the noobs, and the mods.
Maintain our website's security without compromising the individual's liberties. No private message monitoring. However, if any hacker organizations attempts to invade, we will ban their IP range. Notorious hackers such as TheDarkness from foreign sites like 4chan should know that we have members planted in your sites, monitoring your invasion plans. Colonel British Biggles will not tolerate any hatred for Toon Zone. All anti-Toon Zone sites, such as Geek Central, will be invaded, if they press against the great Robotic Regime of Toon Zone.Expect more from us, the candidates for real change, soon.

[Charles Chimag]

All right, I've got one. Jetpacks. You can have a jetpack if you vote for me. Plus a year's supply of fuel, and:

A box of Klondike bars.

[Ishtar]

All right, I've got one. Jetpacks. You can have a jetpack if you vote for me. Plus a year's supply of fuel, and:

A box of Klondike bars.
A jetpack? Sounds nifty, but why would the voters want a jetpack when they can have....a teleporter? Saves money on gas, too.

[.bg]

We have years of experience of covert operations on sites such as The Great Srenfro's Public Board Invasion, where we eliminated Owner, a threat to internet security,
Woah, woah, woah. Hold up! Owner is still around spamming the hell out of every forum on the Internet.


and many Wikipedia takeovers, such as the infamous Timmy's World at Night coup d'etat, and the implementation British Serling and Colonel British Biggles into the List of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Characters without so much as a blink from the Wikipedia mods. Our years of stealth operations are only the beginning of our revolution against the internet powers that be. First, Toon Zone, next, NarutoFan, then, Something Awful, followed by 4chan, and the entire internet.
Vandalism? Not something I can drink to.


Ease Human/British Robot relations. Colonel British Biggles, a veteran of the police force, will be secretary of defense. We will be very strict on foreign policy. If you do not respond to his second "Ello, Ello, what's all this then?" we will ask for a United Forums license to declare war on your website.Nice fake British accent. Sadly, not all of us walk around going "Ello, guv'nah." Actually, the majority of England is annoyed by that kind of talk.


http://img30.picoodle.com/img/img30/4/2/23/f_geezeririshm_d23f835.png

Vote for us, Toon Zone!

http://img31.picoodle.com/img/img31/4/2/24/f_geezeririshm_676e958.png

[Andrew T. Hingson]

Well I must say that Mr. Anime's campaign is an impressive one but not everyone likes anime and manga even at Toon Zone so such a narrow campaign isn't going to reach the mass audience that the combined might of BABU and family friendly Nintendo offer among other things.

And as much as I want One Piece all dubbed to Thriller Bark by the end of the year that would require FUNimation to slave away at it day in and day out and that's really not fair to them. Why would you make them work so much harder when they're doing an excellent job already? You'll only proving to be the most shallow of otaku not caring for the rights of the people. I'd even go as far as to say destorying 4kids needlessly puts a lot of people out of a job and no one has the right to do that either.

The Famicom campaign's ideal involving 4kids is a simple "no foreign licenses" policy. They are more than welcome to continue their business with original concepts and they can use more resources towards future Ninja Turtles projects. This way no one loses their job (except for perhaps that terrible CEO of theirs who has certainly dragged the company down for years now) and anime fans can rest easier knowning nothing else will ever be butchered again by 4kids. No worries about anything being dubbed poorly infact because East and I will write another policy stating to all of the industry that there will be no more hackjob dubs from anyone. In long term plans we will ensure that every bad English dub will be disposed of and a good dub will be produced to make up for the previous bad choices of those companies. As not to over work them we will only require them to work on a few at time (perhaps just one). Because we aren't slave drivers, we just want what every animation fan does... a quality product.

And as the Famicom party is supported by Nintendo we will ensure that every Japanese only game for previous and current Nintendo systems will be rereleased in English for America and other English speaking regions on both the Wii's virtual console (for all vintage games) and in their original formats (for all games). That's right we're bringing them all back. A vote for us is a vote to get every Nintendo system ever built back in stores permanently. You'll never have to worry about not having a system to play your game collection on ever again. And why stop there? We'll give you every Nintendo system ever produced. Even varients.

[.bg]

Lord Dalek, can our party get a namechange to the EuroParty?

[Charles Chimag]

A jetpack? Sounds nifty, but why would the voters want a jetpack when they can have....a teleporter? Saves money on gas, too.

Yeah, right. And just where are you going to get teleporters?

J'onn J'onzz, haven't you ever seen I, Robot? We can't trust them.

[.bg]

I forgot one point - the robots and their regime will scare the elderly. (http://www.zippyvideos.com/4113285302999756/snlrobotcomercial/)

[Charles Chimag]

OK, funny commercial. But I happen to like having our elderly at peace. WITHOUT robot insurance.

Hey Sketch, you mentioned bringing back every Nintendo system. The major ones ARE back. Virtual Console ring a bell?

[J'onn J'onzz]

Woah, woah, woah. Hold up! Owner is still around spamming the hell out of every forum on the Internet.
Owner was eliminated. The current one is just a defective clone or something. Do you think any real human would claim "retarded" is a swear word? Okay, the real owner thought "hell" was a sex word, but that's regardless. He's a clone. Believe me.

edit:


Vandalism? Not something I can drink to. My whole campaign is based on a bunch of vandalism I did about the British Robots in TMNT: Fast Forward. (archive: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Teenage_Mutant_Ninja_Turtles#FAST_FORWARD warning: some bad language)
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[Lord Dalek]

Lord Dalek, can our party get a namechange to the EuroParty?That can be arranged.

[The Irishman]

http://img30.picoodle.com/img/img30/4/2/23/f_geezeririshm_d23f835.png

Vote for us, Toon Zone!

http://img31.picoodle.com/img/img31/4/2/24/f_geezeririshm_676e958.png


We should win on our campaign posters alone :p Plus I look great in a shirt and tie.


A jetpack? Sounds nifty, but why would the voters want a jetpack when they can have....a teleporter? Saves money on gas, too.

Sorry Ishtar, my brother has already claimed the credit for inventing the teleporter as it's his way of becoming a trillionaire. So you're gonna need a license from him to use them. Besides, he needs the money :D

[Lazerboy5000]

*jaw drops*

Wow, 6 pages… I better find so kind of picture or something.

http://www.heartoftexasgreyhounds.com/GGF%20Fair%202006/Cheesehead%20Dash.jpg

Now how can you say no the that face. :anime:

[XOMiss_Samantha]

Now how can you say no the that face. :anime:


no.

problem solved.
Fangirls are good at doing that too, by the way. Solving your problems for the good of man kind.

[Andrew T. Hingson]

OK, funny commercial. But I happen to like having our elderly at peace. WITHOUT robot insurance.

Hey Sketch, you mentioned bringing back every Nintendo system. The major ones ARE back. Virtual Console ring a bell?

I love the VC and I use it often and that's why I said those games would be on the VC. However, some people prefer playing the games on the original system and the VC great as it is doesn't do you a lick of good if you have 50+ NES games on cartridge and nothing to play them on (and that's just what I've got, I know plenty of folks around here have even more than that).

[Lord Dalek]

Just a friendly reminder:

We still have five slots remaining for parties and an additional five for running mates.

[Lazerboy5000]

Since he looks like such a nice guy; I choose Advancsantric as my running VP.

So, I hope he will help with the bribes and complaining to other on this thread since I find myself with limited time to make promises.

Vote for me OR ELSE. ^_^

And have a nice day.

[Aclaim]

Since he looks like such a nice guy; I choose Advancsantric as my running VP.

So, I hope he will help with the bribes and complaining to other on this thread since I find myself with limited time to make promises.

Vote for me OR ELSE. ^_^

And have a nice day.

Thanks for choosing me:) Do you want cheese? Do you want milk? Do you want the Packers? Well look no further then the Cheesehead Party. Vote for us and we'll give you free milk! If you don't vote for us, we will hunt you down and steal your milk. Milk, or no Milk.That's how it goes. The choice is yours. You want milk, then vote Cheesehead Party! And if you don't we will demilkify you, meaning that we are going to take away all your milk bottles,jugs,cartons,and containers full of milk and drink them!:evil: ;) :D And if you are lactose intolerant or not, we will give you free Cheesehead Party signs. So...

Vote Cheesehead Party 2008!

[Charles Chimag]

Ha! Joke's on you! I get my milk in jugs, not bottles!

If you don't vote for me as soon as I get someone to be my VP, I'll put a price on your heads so big every bounty hunter in the galaxy will be looking for you.

[The Irishman]

You want milk, then vote Cheesehead Party! And if you don't we will demilkify you

Had to read that twice to make sure it wasn't what I thought I meant (was thinking of Meet the Parents) :D


If you don't vote for me as soon as I get someone to be my VP, I'll put a price on your heads so big every bounty hunter in the galaxy will be looking for you.

They'll have to find me first. :p

[Charles Chimag]

Transmission to bounty hunters: Search the Baltimore area for one known as the Irishman.

[The Irishman]

And if you get home before me, there's some Guinness in the fridge, the heat needs to be turned on and you have to move the antenna about to get the best signal. The campaign funds are with Geezer so don't bother trying to tidy the place.

[Pupmon 4.0]

I would like to nominate myself as the canidate for the All Things Cute Party.

http://www.hartzer.com/spring-litter-2007/black-chocolate-female-lab-puppy-04-25-07a-opt.jpg

PUPPIES!!

P.S. I require a running mate.

[J'onn J'onzz]

I would like to nominate myself as the canidate for the All Things Cute Party.

http://www.hartzer.com/spring-litter-2007/black-chocolate-female-lab-puppy-04-25-07a-opt.jpg

PUPPIES!!

P.S. I require a running mate.

Get your buddy Ronald to sign back up to run with you.

[Gatomon41]

I would like to nominate myself as the canidate for the All Things Cute Party.

http://www.hartzer.com/spring-litter-2007/black-chocolate-female-lab-puppy-04-25-07a-opt.jpg

PUPPIES!!

P.S. I require a running mate.

I support the All Things Cute Party! On the condition we from a Bureau of Sabotage and Cookies.

[Desensitized]

I'd like to throw my hat into the ring.

My anti-zombie policy working strong, I'll make sure there will plenty of shotguns and chainsaws to go around. I'll run with anybody who is willing to support my wild theories and crazy speculation on the human condition as well.

Don't all throw yourselves at me at once. :p

[Jave]

By the way, I'm open to auditions for running mate of the Humble Party.

BECAUSE WE CARE.

[Ishtar]

Ok, if what is currently being speculated might happen to One Piece because of CN's stupid schedule making decisions, I think it's best that as the running mate of the Anime party, I state that a new goal of our's should be to save One Piece's fate in America.

[Lazerboy5000]

If you vote of the Cheesehead’s, then you get…

5 Free Boxes of Girl Scout Cookies! (yes, that includes Thin Mints!!!!!)

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Lord Dalek]

Ok the current list...

1. Famicon Party: Don_East/Sketch
2. National Fangirl Millitary Junta: Purple Haired Wonder/XOMissSamantha
3. Average Man Party: RocketBoy/TBD
4. Cheeseheads: Lazerboy5000/Advancsantric
5. Europarty: British Geezer/TheIrishman
6. Humble Man: Javeman/TBD
7. GLAoCNP: DarkLordAvaitor/TBD *drop out pending*
8. Anime and Manga: Mr. Anime/Ishtar
9. Constitutional Robocracy: J'onn J'onnz/VeemonJosh
10. All Things Cute: Pupmon 4.0/Gatomon41
11. S.H.A.F.T.A: Mr. Pedrp/TBD
12.
13.
14.
15.

[Pupmon 4.0]

Get your buddy Ronald to sign back up to run with you.



...


Focus on the issues, J'onn, focus on the issues!!!


I support the All Things Cute Party! On the condition we from a Bureau of Sabotage and Cookies.

Thank you for your support! Condition granted!

Also, for those of you who decide to vote for the All Things Cute Party, you all will recieve a free hamster!
http://marenfaren.files.wordpress.com/2006/02/hamster%20von%20oben.jpg

[XOMiss_Samantha]

Also, for those of you who decide to vote for the All Things Cute Party, you all will recieve a free hamster!


So, now your giving out disease infected animals? How low! That hamster will most likely bite the neck of any owner, thus infecting it with something like ebola or rabies. How tyrant like.

[.bg]

Vote for us. You don't want to see our attack adverts.

[Lord Dalek]

Vote for us. You don't want to see our attack adverts.
He's serious, I haven't seen a worse attack ad since Ingmar Bergman's spot for Mike Gravel.

[Captain Zechs]

Jon. Run with me. If you already have a partner, they shall be written in my death note! MUAHAHA!

[Gatomon41]

So, now your giving out disease infected animals? How low! That hamster will most likely bite the neck of any owner, thus infecting it with something like ebola or rabies. How tyrant like.
Ironic, considering your party is the National Fangirl Millitary Junta.

[Don_East]

My fellow Bleach fans, it has come to my attention that VIZ has shortened the credits or ED. This is disgrace to this fine anime. If I am elected, I will promise not just the full ED for Bleach, but also the preview, the segment after the preview and the full credits to any other VIZ-owned anime that uses what I call, "Spoiler-riffic Slideshow".

[Mr. Pedro]

Well, I've thought long and hard, and I've finally decided.

That in the interest of the American people, I shall run for Toon Zone President.

I shall offer the TZ populace a REAL choice for change. Because let's face it. There's no real distinction between the other dozen or so parties already running around. I pledge to be the perfect spoiler candidate. Meaning that you'll waste a vote on my candidacy, therefore allowing a party that you absolutely despise, to walk away with the victory.

Speaking of, the name of my upstart party shall be the "Shallow Hipsters Already Feed True Aversion". Shortened, and you get S.H.A.F.T.A.

And my running mate (in lieu of a real one) shall be none other than,

http://youtube.com/watch?v=9fgRxSCQ6k0

MILLARD FILLMORE SOAP ON A ROPE

[Charles Chimag]

Yeah... there's absolutely no difference between fangirls, Boba Fett, and hamsters.

[The Irishman]

That in the interest of the American people, I shall run for Toon Zone President.

Now hold on just a minute. We in the europarty object strongly. We will act in the best interests of all TZ members, seeing as we're European and therefore cosmopolitan and sophisticated; which will bring great benefits to all.

[Lord Dalek]

Now hold on just a minute. We in the europarty object strongly. We will act in the best interests of all TZ members, seeing as we're European and therefore cosmopolitan and sophisticated; which will bring great benefits to all.I see you're also covertly funded by Serbian nationalists. NEXT!

Also it would be nice if the candidates who did not have them actually LOOKED for them. That includes you Chimag.

[The Irishman]

I see you're also covertly funded by Serbian nationalists. NEXT!

And thanks to the current exchange rates, we're not getting enough bang for our buck either, despite the profits of our major donors.

[Lazerboy5000]

If elected, then my first act shall be the throw the biggest On-Line party ever, with all the junk food that we all know and love. :anime:

[Andrew T. Hingson]

My fellow Bleach fans, it has come to my attention that VIZ has shortened the credits or ED. This is disgrace to this fine anime. If I am elected, I will promise not just the full ED for Bleach, but also the preview, the segment after the preview and the full credits to any other VIZ-owned anime that uses what I call, "Spoiler-riffic Slideshow".

Hmm... well that's nice but the anime and manga party's goal to save One Piece's from dying in the US is a lot more worth while. You're going to have to do better than that boss.

[Don_East]

Hmm... well that's nice but the anime and manga party's goal to save One Piece's from dying in the US is a lot more worth while. You're going to have to do better than that boss.
Do better, eh?

If that's the case, first off, allow me to show you what I do to call the Save Our Strawhats Act Of 08. I will sign a law that makes illegal for Toei to take One Piece or anyother property that they own or they will get the world's largest fine of OVER 9000 Million dollars. This means they will be forced to bring back any property they took before the law was signed. There will be an attachment that bans the showing of any show about a children's card game or meant to sell a children's card game past 5 PM Eastern Standard Time.

Next, my solution on the Bleach ED crisis. Make it mandatory that all shows will be shown without any ads for other shows while the show is on. No ads for other shows in the bottom left corner or covering the bottom half of the screen, the network bug will be small, and the credits will be show as they were made & without any stupid voiceovers. All shows on CN will return to two big acts instead of 4 small acts they've been doing since 2004.

How's that for better?

[Captain Zechs]

Terrible! I say you let One Piece die and support its death, for that will gain my support!

[Andrew T. Hingson]

Well done. Keeping Toei from it's hasting pulling habbits would do the industry a lot of good.

Hmm... no shows promoted during other shows? Kinda hurts the advertising a bit but I must say those pop-ups can be quite annoying. Let's make sure to do away with credits squishing as well.

[Darklordavaitor]

Party Famicon, the two of you seem to have a great strategy. Combined with me, the three of us will be unstoppable. Come join the Dark Side, and all you could ask for.. May just come true.

[Don_East]

Party Famicon, the two of you seem to have a great strategy. Combined with me, the three of us will be unstoppable. Come join the Dark Side, and all you could ask for.. May just come true.

You offer seems tempting, but how about this, if you join me, I will put you in my joint chiefs of staff. Head of the Department of Cartoon Network, since I know it would be in safe hands with you.

[Darklordavaitor]

Equally tempting... We'll discuss numbers later.

[Lord Dalek]

So am I to understand you're planning to drop out of the election Darklordavaitor?

[Charles Chimag]

I too, having no support or VP, shall surrender my forces to the Famicon party, on one condition; make a "campaign promise" to make sequels to that GameCube game Bounty Hunter.

[Don_East]

I too, having no support or VP, shall surrender my forces to the Famicon party, on one condition; make a "campaign promise" to make sequels to that GameCube game Bounty Hunter.
You got yourself a deal.

[Lazerboy5000]

Well I'm not going to drop out. I never give up.

*Promises to edit out all on Naruto's "Believe It" lines.*

[Mr. Anime]

My opponents of the Famicom party I must admit are running impressive campaign but everything they can do we can do OVER 9000 times better. We of the Anime and Manga party plan to give over the running of Cartoon Network to all people here at Toon Zone to do with it as they please. Also we of the A & M party will let anyone who votes for us will get their very own wish on the Dragonballs which we have bought from the cast of Dragonball Z.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/24/DragonBalls.jpg (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/24/DragonBalls.jpg)

Lets see any of our opponents try and top THAT.

[Ishtar]

My opponents of the Famicom party I must admit are running impressive campaign but everything they can do we can do OVER 9000 times better. We of the Anime and Manga party plan to give over the running of Cartoon Network to all people here at Toon Zone to do with it as they please. Also we of the A & M party will let anyone who votes for us get their very own wish on the Dragonballs which we have bought from the the cast of Dragonball Z.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/24/DragonBalls.jpg (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/24/DragonBalls.jpg)

Lets see any of our opponents try and top THAT.
Way to go, leader! This indeed will be tough for any of our competition to top.:p

[XOMiss_Samantha]

Also we of the A & M party will let anyone who votes for us get their very own wish on the Dragonballs which we have bought from the the cast of Dragonball Z.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/24/DragonBalls.jpg (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/24/DragonBalls.jpg)

Lets see any of our opponents try and top THAT.

They're fakes. I can tell. Know how I can tell? Because I said so.

Also, once you wish on them, don't you have to go find them all over again? Won't that take about...well... I don't know...a very long time?

[Charles Chimag]

It would take OVER 9000 YEARS!!!!

Please. The Famicon Party can turn your anime and manga into video games and sell OVER 9000 copies a day.

[Jave]

My opponents of the Famicom party I must admit are running impressive campaign but everything they can do we can do OVER 9000 times better. We of the Anime and Manga party plan to give over the running of Cartoon Network to all people here at Toon Zone to do with it as they please. Also we of the A & M party will let anyone who votes for us get their very own wish on the Dragonballs which we have bought from the the cast of Dragonball Z.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/24/DragonBalls.jpg (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/24/DragonBalls.jpg)

Lets see any of our opponents try and top THAT.I can.

http://eightpawsclipart.3lmt.com/images/aladdin/genie.gif

One wish versus three wishes, mmm...

[Ishtar]

I can.

http://eightpawsclipart.3lmt.com/images/aladdin/genie.gif

One wish versus three wishes, mmm...
We have access to the Namekian Dragon Balls, too. Also, the Earth Dragon Balls give 2 wishes each time and the Namekian Dragon Ball give 3 wishes each time, so it's 5 vs. 3.

[Pupmon 4.0]

We of the All Things Cute Party shall not be bested! Look at who we have supporting us!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/13/Chiyoportrait.jpg


Now, how could you say no to that face, hmm? Therefore, vote for the All Things Cute Party and put a smile on Chiyo-chan's face!

[Jave]

We have access to the Namekian Dragon Balls, too. Also, the Earth Dragon Balls give 2 wishes each time and the Namekian Dragon Ball give 3 wishes each time, so it's 5 vs. 3.But I also have the Amulet from the Ducktales movie that connects to the Magic Lamp, so it's Infinite Wishes vs. 5 wishes.

EDIT: Here's the Humble Party mascot.

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y194/Javeman/300.jpg

All she asked in return was a wool ball. And both the A&M and ATC parties forgot to claim her. You people fail.

[Don_East]

You want magic? Fine then, say hello to my little friend:


http://www.devir.com.br/pokemon-tcg/imagens/jirachi.gif
JIRACHI THE WISH MAKER

Before anyone asks, no this isn't the one-week only Jirachi like from that movie. It's the one of the Jirachis Nintendo gave away at special events. It's too confusing to get into. ;)

[Mr. Anime]

But I also have the Amulet from the Ducktales movie that connects to the Magic Lamp, so it's Infinite Wishes vs. 5 wishes. Oh Yeah, well we got more then that.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/54/RedstoneFMA.jpg (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/54/RedstoneFMA.jpg) The Philosopher's Stone from Fullmetal Alchemist.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d3/Ginzuishou.jpg (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d3/Ginzuishou.jpg) The Silver Crystal from Sailor Moon.

http://images-partners-tbn.google.com/images?q=tbn:aTegGGHLmkIzpM:http://www.399animeshop.com/anime/images/death-note-book.jpg (http://www.399animeshop.com/anime/death-note/death-note-notebook.php) The Death Note from Death Note.

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/f/fa/200px-Zeta_12.jpg Any Gundam from any of the Gundam series

[Don_East]

Okay then, I have Power.... Super Power.

The Triforce
The Master Sword
Every Major Mario Power-Ups
The Star Rod
Samus' Upgrades(Don't Ask How)
Star Fox's Vehicles & Equipment
Every Custom Robo

And So much more, I was gonna post pictures. But it's late and this is my third try posting this.(My internet messed up on me)

[Lazerboy5000]

http://www.aolcdn.com/ch_kids/fairly-odd-parents-timmy-300-032707.jpg

Take that

[Darklordavaitor]

So am I to understand you're planning to drop out of the election Darklordavaitor?
I'm merely debating it as of now. Nothing offical yet.

[Don_East]

http://www.aolcdn.com/ch_kids/fairly-odd-parents-timmy-300-032707.jpg

Take that


http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/2659/zeldabugcatchingnetjarcx7.jpg

[Darklordavaitor]

http://www.aolcdn.com/ch_kids/fairly-odd-parents-timmy-300-032707.jpg

Take that
http://archshrk.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/invader-zim-dvd.jpg
I did.

Oh wait, we're talking about wishes... Whatever. I wish this show was still on and that show was gone.

[The Irishman]

Thanks to me, the europarty can offer something nobody else can.

http://www.timothyotooles.com/leprechaun-gold-inverted.jpg

If you vote for us, not only do you get wishes, but you also get a full pot of GOLD! Which at today's market prices, will mean immediate millionaire status for all who vote for us.

[Lazerboy5000]

http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/2659/zeldabugcatchingnetjarcx7.jpg
Tu shey.

But the Cheeshead party took a big hit now that Breat Favre retired, so all cheeseheads around the world need to ban together to make it though this depressing time.

[XOMiss_Samantha]

*sits back drinking a coffee coolata*
Ah, you guys still bickering over wish makers and money? Thanks for providing such great entertainment.
When the fangirl party wins, we'll be sure to thank you.

[Charles Chimag]

And when the Famicon Party wins, I'll be sure to drop off a cookie for making that comment. Without more offers, how will the fangirl party deal with the effects of election inflation?

[XOMiss_Samantha]

And when the Famicon Party wins, I'll be sure to drop off a cookie for making that comment. Without more offers, how will the fangirl party deal with the effects of election inflation?

I'll be sure to hand you back that cookie and congratulate you for your loss, since it's obvious you'd be delusional thinking that you actually won.

The fangirls don't need to give out 500 B.S. offers, which are clearly just desperate attempts persuade the voter into buying into the fake advertising, anyways

You're all acting like a bunch of hyenas who're fighting to get the last piece of meat on a dead antelope. Meanwhile, the smartest of the pack [fangirls] simply sits back and watches till the rest of you kill each other off, before finally emerging the victorious soul survivor with the most in the end.
So keep trying to out do each other. Please. Go right ahead and continue.
=D

[Ishtar]

Ok, Famicon party. Your ideas to save certain anime from Toei is impressive, but you still stole the idea of what we, the anime party, are trying to accomplish. Your party's platform is simply for video games, iirc. Leave the anime and manga stuff to us, ok.

[Don_East]

Ok, Famicon party. Your ideas to save certain anime from Toei is impressive, but you still stole the idea of what we, the anime party, are trying to accomplish. Your party's platform is simply for video games, iirc. Leave the anime and manga stuff to us, ok.
Not my fault Anime & Video Games go together like milk & cookies.


I'll be sure to hand you back that cookie and congratulate you for your loss, since it's obvious you'd be delusional thinking that you actually won.

The fangirls don't need to give out 500 B.S. offers, which are clearly just desperate attempts persuade the voter into buying into the fake advertising, anyways

You're all acting like a bunch of hyenas who're fighting to get the last piece of meat on a dead antelope. Meanwhile, the smartest of the pack [fangirls] simply sits back and watches till the rest of you kill each other off, before finally emerging the victorious soul survivor with the most in the end.
So keep trying to out do each other. Please. Go right ahead and continue.
=D

Fine, but when the Famican/Famicon party wins in a landslide because they went to get voters from outside their main platform. You hav no one to blame but your YAOI loving self.

[XOMiss_Samantha]

Fine, but when the Famican/Famicon party wins in a landslide because they went to get voters from outside their main platform. You hav no one to blame but your YAOI loving self.

Hey, no shame in yaoi. No shame. At least I have enough integrity to steer clear of fanart and go straight for the published work. [my running mate greatly dislikes my interest here *tear*]
&
Who says we're not getting outside-the-platform votes? Just because the fangirls are not making it public doesn't mean a thing.
Just you watch. ku ku ku

[.bg]

I see you're also covertly funded by Serbian nationalists. NEXT!
Oi! We try not to get corrupt, but the call of crisp green currency is unavoidable!

[Charles Chimag]

XOMiss_Samantha, in the immortal words of Team Rocket, Surrender now or prepare to fight!

The smartest of the pack may be able to sit back and watch, but what happens when that certain person gets dragged into the fight?

[XOMiss_Samantha]

The smartest of the pack may be able to sit back and watch, but what happens when that certain person gets dragged into the fight?

That person [the fangirl] wins an astounding victory.

[Captain Zechs]

I will drop out of the race and shall endorse Sam.

[XOMiss_Samantha]

I will drop out of the race and shall endorse Sam.

=D
It's a pleasure. Welcome to the Fangirl Party of Phw and myself. Your support is much appreciated

[Lord Dalek]

I will drop out of the race and shall endorse Sam.You were never running to begin with.

[purplehairedwonder]

Hey, no shame in yaoi. No shame. At least I have enough integrity to steer clear of fanart and go straight for the published work. [my running mate greatly dislikes my interest here *tear*]Indeed. Not all fangirls are yaoi fans so don't make snap judgments. I am the Ultimate Fangirl!!1two you know :p

That person [the fangirl] wins an astounding victory.Indeed. Beware an athlete's competitive nature and all that *nods*

I will drop out of the race and shall endorse Sam.Welcome to the dark side. Have some cookies ;)

[Don_East]

That person [the fangirl] wins an astounding victory.
You know what they say, "Arrogance will bring your downfall".

[XOMiss_Samantha]

You know what they say, "Arrogance will bring your downfall".

Confidence is the key to success!

[Captain Zechs]

Welcome to the dark side. Have some cookies ;)

Don't worry PHW, I won't condemn you for liking Suzaku and not Lelouch!

[XOMiss_Samantha]

Don't worry PHW, I won't condemn you for liking Suzaku and not Lelouch!

She loves Suzaku, and I looooove Lulu.
You can get the best of both worlds over here. No worries.

[Don_East]

Confidence is the key to success!
But if you are humble, you will be respected and you & your partner have not been humble throughout the whole campaign.

[Captain Zechs]

If you are humble then you are far to weak and will clearly be overthrown one day! WEAKNESS FTL!

[XOMiss_Samantha]

But if you are humble, you will be respected and you & your partner have not been humble throughout the whole campaign.

[you're one to talk]
ahem.
I am quite humble when it comes down to it, but I can't help it that I am naturally assertive and head strong, too. When there is something I wish to achieve, I strive to do so.
However, that's also why PHW is in charge. She's more level headed than myself.

[Charles Chimag]

Your overconfidence is your weakness.

And no, my faith in my friends is not mine. I have no friends!

[purplehairedwonder]

You know what they say, "Arrogance will bring your downfall".There is a difference between arrogance and confidence. We are confident we have what it takes to represent the good people of TZ and have the background to back it up.

However, that's also why PHW is in charge. She's more level headed than myself.:p We balance out pretty well, I think.

Don't worry PHW, I won't condemn you for liking Suzaku and not Lelouch!Ah, but see, I do like Lelouch. I just really like Suzaku ;)

[Lazerboy5000]

XOMiss_Samantha, in the immortal words of Team Rocket, Surrender now or prepare to fight!
In the immortal words of the real Team Rocket “Surrender now or you will surly lose the fight!”

[Darklordavaitor]

In that case, I will, in fact, drop out, and support the Famicon Party, and help makes Cartoon Network the best palce for cartoon lovers, Otakus(sp?), GAC'er's, and cartoons in general, and help Nintendo hit all the right spots to please the hardcore fans.(Club Nintendo in the US, anyone?)

[Don_East]

In that case, I will, in fact, drop out, and support the Famicvon Party, and help makes Cartoon Network the best palce for cartoon lovers, Otakus(sp?), GAC'er's, and cartoons in general, and help Nintendo hit all the right spots to please the hardcore fans.(Club Nintendo in the US, anyone?)
Welcome aboard.

[J'onn J'onzz]

In the immortal words of the real Team Rocket “Surrender now or you will surly lose the fight!”

Haha, "surly," if my partner (it's still Josh, though he hasn't posted in this thread any) and I are elected, we promise to not make typos like that. Oh, and "tu shey" from your last post (I think you meant "touch&#233;") was pretty hilarious. It sounds like some random Asian's name. The real Tu Shey is supporting J'onn J'onzz/Veemonjosh. We're popular among foreigners and we will welcome them to Toon Zone under our rule.

[Mr. Anime]

All of you quit fooling yourselves, the victors of this elections will be we of the Anime and Manga party. We have only just begun to fight and we have forces on our side that we have not reveled yet but when we do it will crush your spirit to fight. The only real threat to us is the Famicon Party but the rest of you are jokes. I mean rabid fangirls? People with cheese for heads? Some old British guy and angry Irishman? furries? Robot supremacists? I have only one thing to say to all of you, HA HA HA HA! And of course there is our lame duck or should I say lame horse president and vice president who have done nothing of note these past four years. So in the end, we shall stands the winners of this race!

[Charles Chimag]

Ha! You may have only begun to fight, but in the even more immortal words of John Paul Jones, I have NOT YET begun to fight! Yeah! More random quotes!

[Lazerboy5000]

Haha, "surly," if my partner (it's still Josh, though he hasn't posted in this thread any) and I are elected, we promise to not make typos like that. Oh, and "tu shey" from your last post (I think you meant "touché") was pretty hilarious. It sounds like some random Asian's name. The real Tu Shey is supporting J'onn J'onzz/Veemonjosh. We're popular among foreigners and we will welcome them to Toon Zone under our rule.
It wasn't a typo dope head. :eek: It was Casady & Butch, the real Team Rocket (or at least the better one).

... so much for two years of French. dut, da, daaa.

[.bg]

Some old British guy and angry Irishman?
Woah woah woah. I'm still in my twenties and The Irishman hasn't brought out the claws yet!

[XOMiss_Samantha]

The only real threat to us is the Famicon Party but the rest of you are jokes. I mean rabid fangirls? !


...RABID fangirls? RABID? First off, we aren't extremely violent nor are we infected with rabies. So, I don't think that's the right word you're looking for.

We aren't rabid. We're passionate.

[The Irishman]

Some old British guy and angry Irishman?

Woah woah woah. I'm still in my twenties and The Irishman hasn't brought out the claws yet!

YEAH! I'm only angry when I'm drunk. (Well not really, alcohol makes me sleepy) :yawn:

But just remember a couple of things:
- They're called the "Fightin' Irish"
- "Guinness is good for you" & "Guinness For Strength"

And, leprechauns are known for more than pots o' gold, they can also do your bidding

http://www.irishroundtable.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/leprechaun.JPG

[purplehairedwonder]

...RABID fangirls? RABID? First off, we aren't extremely violent nor are we infected with rabies. So, I don't think that's the right word you're looking for.

We aren't rabid. We're passionate.Passionate? Yes. Rabid? Hardly. Toon Zone deserves better candidates than ones who spend their time insulting everyone else. The Fangirl Party believes in listening to the people and working with the other parties to give the people what they want. We don't underestimate the intelligence of the good members of TZ by throwing around insults.

[Zach Logan]

Can I still announce my intentions to run for President?

[Captain Zechs]

Can I still announce my intentions to run for President?

NO!

[Jave]

Can I still announce my intentions to run for President?Sure, sweetie. :anime:

[XOMiss_Samantha]

Can I still announce my intentions to run for President?

Of course, cupcake. The fangirls welcome all of our fellow competitors.

*sticks tongue out at Jave*

[Lazerboy5000]

Hey, the more competition, the more it is. I’ve been ROFL throughout most of the competition elections.

Plus, these guys are great. *Love taps Jave, XOSam, and Don East*

^_^

[Darklordavaitor]

Pretty soon I'll work on my master plan for CN that should make all of you want to drop out, that's how sure I am of how good it will be.

[Charles Chimag]

If Cartoon Network can get better than Nintendo, I WILL drop out. But we all know that will never happen. Even in its glory days, Cartoon Network could only keep you interested for 30 minute stretches. Video games can have you playing for hours on end. And they don't have commercials.

[Lazerboy5000]

If elected, I promise a better CN!

[.bg]

You're all going about this the wrong way. If you elect us, we will actually do stuff to improve the forum and the site. Our manifesto is coming soon.

[Lazerboy5000]

^

Well... everyone was promising a bunch of stuff, I guess I just got caught up in the action.

XD

[Gatomon41]

If elected, we will provide Toonzone with cute monsters! Or if one is allergic to pokemon, Cute Supertanks!

[Lord Dalek]

Can I still announce my intentions to run for President?
Yes you may.

[Lord Dalek]

List revised again...

1. Famicon Party: Don_East/Sketch
2. National Fangirl Millitary Junta: Purple Haired Wonder/XOMissSamantha
3. Average Man Party: RocketBoy/TBD
4. Cheeseheads: Lazerboy5000/Advancsantric
5. Europarty: British Geezer/TheIrishman
6. Humble Man: Javeman/TBD
7. Anime and Manga: Mr. Anime/Ishtar
8. Constitutional Robocracy: J'onn J'onnz/VeemonJosh
9. All Things Cute: Pupmon 4.0/Gatomon41
10. Unity Party: Mr. Pedro/Zach Logan
11. The ESUN (whatever the hell that means): Atoragon, Vice_Empress
12. V.I.L.E: Missing Persons Division - Colin, Carmen Gwendiego
13. Carnetworkers(?): SU182/TBD
14.
15.

Not actually running and being a pest:
Captain Zechs

[Atoragon]

Hmm... alright. Vice_Empress and I of the ESUN will take your challenge and run.

[Captain Zechs]

List revised again...

1. Famicon Party: Don_East/Sketch
2. National Fangirl Millitary Junta: Purple Haired Wonder/XOMissSamantha
3. Average Man Party: RocketBoy/TBD
4. Cheeseheads: Lazerboy5000/Advancsantric
5. Europarty: British Geezer/TheIrishman
6. Humble Man: Javeman/TBD
7. Anime and Manga: Mr. Anime/Ishtar
8. Constitutional Robocracy: J'onn J'onnz/VeemonJosh
9. All Things Cute: Pupmon 4.0/Gatomon41
10. S.H.A.F.T.A: Mr. Pedro/TBD
11.
12.
13.
14.
15.

Currently running exploratory committees:
Zach Logan

Not actually running and being a pest:
Captain Zechs

That's what you think Mr. Dalek, but who will be laughing WHEN YOU ARE KISSING MY FEET!?!?! MUAHAHAHHAHAHA.

*Cough* I mean...uhm...when Fangirls take over the world, yes, my true ambition is to support them, not use them and take over. *cough*

[guinaevere]

I'm hijacking this electoral process and running for Sir Not Appearing in this Picture.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v76/guinaevere/misc/the_missing_piece_book.jpg

[Colin]

Because I hate to see a Grown Dalek cry... I'll join the race. I'll be joining Gwen and running under VILE:MPD ticket.

[guinaevere]

Our Missing Persons Division will take over the world. Either that, or we'll steal all the campaign finances from our opposition.

[XOMiss_Samantha]

Our Missing Persons Division will take over the world. Either that, or we'll steal all the campaign finances from our opposition.

I sense a strong opponent! Winning this election may actually prove difficult...hmm...
You and Colin shall regret this decision!
rawr. woof.


That's what you think Mr. Dalek, but who will be laughing WHEN YOU ARE KISSING MY FEET!?!?! MUAHAHAHHAHAHA.

*Cough* I mean...uhm...when Fangirls take over the world, yes, my true ambition is to support them, not use them and take over. *cough*

Don't make me beat you.

[Aclaim]

Our Missing Persons Division will take over the world. Either that, or we'll steal all the campaign finances from our opposition.

Keep on dishing out threats and blackmail. I am not intimidated by them at all. The Cheesehead Party has no desire to take over the world. Our only desire is to win and show our Cheesehead Pride! We will only fight if you force us to, we will not provoke you to fight with us. But if you really want to fight then...bring it on!

[Lord Dalek]

Because I hate to see a Grown Dalek cry... I'll join the race. I'll be joining Gwen and running under VILE:MPD ticket.I propose somebody start the ACME Detective Party to put an end to you stickey fingered filchers!

[guinaevere]

:high fives Advancsantric: PACKERS!!!! :leaves with $20 more than she started with:

[Colin]

To Help finance the VILE:MPD Campaign, I have stolen...

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1012/1246547264_2c2312e3a7.jpg

*ALL* of the Cheese from Wisconsin!!!

[Lord Dalek]

^Anybody want a free Chronoskimmer?

[Aclaim]

:p
To Help finance the VILE:MPD Campaign, I have stolen...

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1012/1246547264_2c2312e3a7.jpg

*ALL* of the Cheese from Wisconsin!!!
Trying to rile me up eh? Well if you want a fight you'll get it. I'll just smuggle all the strawberries out of Brick,New Jersey(That's right Colin I read your profile):p

:high fives Advancsantric: PACKERS!!!! :leaves with $20 more than she started with:
Good one. You got some of my money. But mark my words, I'll steal peaches from the Georgia farms and maybe all the Coca-Cola in Atlanta as well;)

Money isn't everything, food is.

[Colin]

:p
Trying to rile me up eh? Well if you want a fight you'll get it. I'll just smuggle all the strawberries out of Brick,New Jersey(That's right Colin I read your profile):p

Good one. You got some of my money. But mark my words, I'll steal peaches from the Georgia farms;)

Money isn't everything, food is.

That's quite alright, because we have enough cheese to keep us fed for a good loooooong time!!

btw... we don't produce strawberries here in Brick ;)

[Aclaim]

That's quite alright, because we have enough cheese to keep us fed for a good loooooong time!!

Did you mean the cheese you stole from Wisconsin or in New Jersey itself? Either way I don't really care. You may have stole our cheese but you didn't steal our cows!(Which btw make the milk which is turned into cheese) If you ever plan on stealing the cows in Wisconsin, don't count on them being light;)

[Lord Dalek]

/starts stockpiling Callifornia cheese.

[guinaevere]

Good one. You got some of my money. But mark my words, I'll steal peaches from the Georgia farms and maybe all the Coca-Cola in Atlanta as well;)

Money isn't everything, food is.Since when are cheeseheads known for stealing? Are you changing your platform, Junior?

Colin, may I reveal who who/what/where we just stole?


Either way I don't really care. You may have stole our cheese but you didn't steal our cows!(Which btw make the milk which is turned into cheese) If you ever plan on stealing the cows in Wisconsin, don't count on them being light;)Ah, but you aren't aware of the current farming situation. With farmers all getting in on Ethanol (which is the reason our milk/cheese/wheats/other farm products prices are starting to inch up), the cattle farmers are beggining to sell off their cattle. Milk/cheese ice cream prices are going up, availability will go down. And we sit here on a stockpile of delicious Wisconson Cheese.

Tell me what Cheesehead is good without their Cheese? They're just rabid football fans with nothing to wear, nothing to snack upon.

[Aclaim]

/starts stockpiling Callifornia cheese.
Good idea. But I don't have any intentions for stealing California cheese because
Wisconsin cheese is the best cheese there is;)

[Lord Dalek]

I think I've decided to vote for the 1986 Chicago Bears.

[guinaevere]

V.I.L.E. henchman Colin and I had a hard time deciding on how to politically kneecap the Europarty. But we've found the way, and I've just returned from across the pond after sending these little guys on a slow boat to china.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v76/guinaevere/greatuniter.jpg

YES! Weep at our underhanded doings.



Don't make me hurt you Dalek.

[Mr. Pedro]

I hearby declare my intention to form a unity ticket consisting of myself and Mr. Logan, if he does in fact decided to toss his hat into the ring.

And I have asked that for the sake of the campaign, that Mr. Soap on a Rope Millard Fillmore, to remove himself from the ticket, since it has now come to light that he has made some incredibly incendiary comments about the shower gel industry.

[Mr. Anime]

Oh good, more opponents for us to beat. I have one thing to say to you Gwen, Colin, Pedro and Logan. GET READY TO BE CRUSHED BY WE OF THE ANIME AND MANGA PRATY!

[Ykwia]

I also declare my intentions to run for president.

I seem to have hit some faults but now I'm back and slightly bigger then ever. So....

[Lord Dalek]

I also declare my intentions to run for president.

I seem to have hit some faults but now I'm back and slightly bigger then ever. So....Party and running mate (must be a member here, and aware of this game) please.

[Ykwia]

Oh. I'm a Carnetworker and my running mate is Sketch.

[Don_East]

Oh. I'm a Carnetworker and my running mate is Sketch.
He's been taken... By me.

Go East In O-Eight

[Lazerboy5000]

*punches Colin in face HARD!*

*steels cheese back*

AHHHHHHH!!!!!!! My cheese! Why don’t you pick on the son of a [explicit] California cheese… they think they’re so much better than us.


But, you’re lucky I’m in a good mood today (cause it’s my B-Day)…

I have free Shamrock Cookies for everyone… and if you vote for me, there’s more where that came from.

[XOMiss_Samantha]

Woah there cowboys. Resorting to violence so quickly? How impulsive. What kind of an example are you setting for the community with behavior like that?

[.bg]

V.I.L.E. henchman Colin and I had a hard time deciding on how to politically kneecap the Europarty. But we've found the way, and I've just returned from across the pond after sending these little guys on a slow boat to china.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v76/guinaevere/greatuniter.jpg
I never liked Danger Mouse. Mwahahahaha!

[Lazerboy5000]

Uhhh, uhhh…. Hmmm… I love cheese…

*heals Colin’s wounds* Sorry ‘bout that. I get very touchy about my Wisconsin Cheese.

Tell me what Cheesehead is good without their Cheese? They're just rabid football fans with nothing to wear, nothing to snack upon.
That doesn’t matter. Packer fan will even go shirtless, even at Ice Bowl Temperatures.

[Lord Dalek]

*punches Colin in face HARD!*

*steels cheese back*
I'm sorry you didn't have the correct warrent for this arrest *takes cheese back*.

[Lazerboy5000]

Fine, i'll get my own cheese.

http://www.lclark.edu/dept/chron/objects/big_cheese.jpg

[Colin]

Fine, i'll get my own cheese.

http://www.lclark.edu/dept/chron/objects/big_cheese.jpg

Ahh, but that doesn't have the same zest and tang, nor that same allure that Cheese that comes only from Wisconsin does...

*Noshes on a big chunk of Wisconsin cheddar*


And British Geezer, I have reported the un-honourable mention of not liking Danger Mouse to my good friend, Queen Elizabeth. She has informed me that she will be taking appropriate measure to ensure that DangerMouse is loved by all.

Aaaaand... for our latest heist Gwen & Myself have taken the liberty of stealing the following...

http://www.birdtricks.com/updates/uploaded_images/bauer-cute-puppy1-787807.JPGhttp://inventorspot.com/files/images/mini_dog_07.img_assist_custom.jpghttp://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u136/indyfilly06/ATT13.jpg

YES! That is correct!! We have stolen all of the Cute Puppies of the world! Thus striking a MAJOR blow to the campaign of the All Things Cute party. How can they represent All Things Cute now when the cutest puppies in the world have been taken??

[Atoragon]

11. The ESUN (whatever the hell that means): Atoragon, Vice_Empress


So I choose not to show up for a few days while I concentrate on other forums and our greatness is tarnished, eh?

Oh, I don't care. When we take command, I'll just make sure you're scrubbing toilets...

In the mean time... Seeing as all of our competitors have resorted to attempting to bribe and cheat their way into the office, we have decided to use a slightly... different... campaigning scheme. You see, we have recently acquired a certain "Chrono Break Cannon" from our constituents and we will be much obliged to use it on any forum that chooses not to vote for us. (That includes you, Anime Forum).

That is all.

[The Irishman]

V.I.L.E. henchman Colin and I had a hard time deciding on how to politically kneecap the Europarty.

Ha. What would you know about kneecapping? That it involves knees at some point? Besides, you'll have a hard time doing both of us (seeing as we're on different continents and all)


I never liked Danger Mouse. Mwahahahaha!

What Geezer said.



I have free Shamrock Cookies for everyone… and if you vote for me, there’s more where that came from.

I have authentic Irish foods (thanks to Geezer) and can offer digestive biscuits, Jacobs cream crackers & Lucozade. Although I probably won't as they're all I've got.

And now that I've got my Evagelion DVD's the Anime & Manga Party better watch out. With plenty of polital wheeler-dealing going on, I can learn some pointers. Also I got the soundtrack for Evangelion 1.0 (although that is unlikely to provide much help)

[.bg]

I can vouch for him really having those foods, because I pointed him in the direction of a very helpful website. (http://www.shop.britishgoodsonline.com/main.sc)


And British Geezer, I have reported the un-honourable mention of not liking Danger Mouse to my good friend, Queen Elizabeth. She has informed me that she will be taking appropriate measure to ensure that DangerMouse is loved by all.
I strongly doubt she knows what Danger Mouse is. Neither does every chav in England or anyone born after 1992. Or most people from other countries.

[Mr. Pedro]

This debate is in dire need of some policy specifics, so here it goes.

On Healthcare: This couldn't be simpler enough. All that needs to be done is to inject Bill Gates and Donald Trump with every virus, bacterium and parasite known to man. We'll have cures for everything within the span of a week. As for the obesity epidemic, boot camp for the lot of ya.

On Domestic Spending: The easiest way to cut back on spending is to simply reduce the number of States we have. I'm serious! Is there any sane reason why we need TWO Dakotas? And any and all Florida-born voting irregularities can be permanently fixed by simply handing the State over to the loving arms of Raul Castro and Cuba. Sorry Dade County. You've been given way too many chances to get this stuff right.

On The Environment: Mandatory caps on gaseous emissions, both carbon and otherwise (take that you damn 10-year olds). Also, I shall create a task-force, dealing with the restoration of the polar ice caps. This will likely involve restoring the area's "coldness" with such things as ice machines and the other half of Eliot Spitzer's bed.

On The Economy: What's the value of the dollar again? Scrap it. In it's place will be the Eruhyenpeso. Maybe it'll do better if people actually think it's different.

On The War On Drugs: This is a cinch. Meet your new drug czar folks. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nISjjwnQnK8

Stay tuned for more policy positions.

[Gatomon41]

On Domestic Spending: The easiest way to cut back on spending is to simply reduce the number of States we have. I'm serious! Is there any sane reason why we need TWO Dakotas?


WHAT? :mad:

I've seen the proud people survive winters that no normal human could survive! I've seen them struggle to gain attention to their frozen state without the help of any notable national monuments! To force a annexation to South Dakota would be an great insult to the Northerners!

They will not suffer this imperialism! North Dakota has the right to remain separate, and to continue living their cold, lonely existence!

[.bg]

Why does the U.S. need two Virginias, as well?

[Mr. Pedro]

Why does the U.S. need two Virginias, as well?

Oddly enough, there's a reasonable explanation for this. One Virginia is for lovers. The other one is for the inbred. We have to put those folks somewhere.

[Pupmon 4.0]

Fie on you V.I.L.E! What a dastardly blow!

But no matter, whilst the rest of you engage in underhanded tactics and mudslinging, we of the All Things Cute Party will continue to persevere using only the cleanest, most well-mannered, not to mention the cutest, political campaigns that we possibly can!



Besides who needs puppies when we have kittens!? http://www.dailypets.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/kittens-cups.jpg http://dsimple.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/4kittens.jpg

http://www.penvermillion.com/happy/kittens-sleep.jpg

[Lazerboy5000]

Ahh, but that doesn't have the same zest and tang, nor that same allure that Cheese that comes only from Wisconsin does...
What, are you blind, this is Wisconsin cheese. But only a true Wisconsinite would know that, so I can’t blame you, I can only pity you.

Why does the U.S. need two Virginias, as well?
Well, why are there two Dakotas? There is barely any people in either one, so if they would combine, the [former] North Dakota would get just as much attention because they would have Mt. Rushmore now.

[Lord Dalek]

Although there is no strict timetable on this I would like to see the empty slots fileed up fairly soon guys.

[Gatomon41]

Well, why are there two Dakotas? There is barely any people in either one, so if they would combine, the [former] North Dakota would get just as much attention because they would have Mt. Rushmore now.

This is no doubt a ploy by the other parties to gain a foothold in North Dakota to applease their interests! They want to gain control of ND vast technological resources! Merging North and South will allow them better control in an area where they have no control!