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HG Revolution
02-19-2008, 09:13 AM
http://www.4colorrebellion.com/archives/2008/02/18/the-genealogy-of-mario-as-explained-to-me-by-japanese-6-year-olds/#more-5641

Kentaro Doe
02-19-2008, 09:51 AM
Even 6 year olds should be smarter than that. Please tell me this is a special school.

Darklordavaitor
02-19-2008, 10:27 AM
That is gold, my friend, that is gold.

Mikintosh
02-19-2008, 12:24 PM
Haha, that's what happens when your franchise becomes ginormous: MASS CONFUSION.

Nel
02-19-2008, 01:17 PM
"No one knows who Waluigi is, but he hangs out with the family at most parties."

Awesome. I lol'ed

Ducard
02-19-2008, 01:28 PM
Thanks for sharing, that was pretty funny.

Jave
02-19-2008, 04:02 PM
It seems to me they were messing with the teacher. Some of those assertions were way too stupid.

I stand by my theory that Peach and Rosalina are long-lost twin sisters.

Dudley
02-19-2008, 06:05 PM
I wouldn't expect little kids to know the right answers to that.

Still that is pretty funny.

tucsoncoyote
02-19-2008, 06:26 PM
Even 6 year olds should be smarter than that. Please tell me this is a special school.

Well here's my nickel (Which has been inflated from the original $.02 thinks:

If these kids are 6 years old and they don't know Mario and what realtion he is to the other characters, it makes you wonder if the teachers who teach Geography to the older kids have the kids think Canada and Mexico are in reality... Iraq and Afghanistan...

(After all 30% of the kids in today's schools don't know where those two countries are...)

:coyote:

Draft
02-19-2008, 06:31 PM
LOL

2. How height of someone is directly proportional to how old they are.

7 is definatly FTW tho

I did need this laugh, ty

well, tusconcoyote, many people can't find the U.S. on a map, so we have to send maps to places such as the Iraq

Edit: I'm gonna post this on G4tv.com and see how peopel react

Antiyonder
02-19-2008, 09:18 PM
Silly kid. Everyone knows that Mario and Luigi are Father/Son and Brother. Heck, Mario's been mother to Luigi his whole life.

TKnHappyNess
02-19-2008, 09:54 PM
Funnier articles: Anytime Jack Thompson thinks he's on his high horse and blames everything on games and sues those who don't see his point of view. He's just running his mouth as much as he can because come spring, bye bye Jack.

tucsoncoyote
02-20-2008, 04:56 AM
Silly kid. Everyone knows that Mario and Luigi are Father/Son and Brother. Heck, Mario's been mother to Luigi his whole life.

No no, Silly Kid, Rabbit is for Trix....

or something like that...:p

:coyote:

HG Revolution
02-20-2008, 09:39 AM
Funnier articles: Anytime Jack Thompson thinks he's on his high horse and blames everything on games and sues those who don't see his point of view. He's just running his mouth as much as he can because come spring, bye bye Jack.

We get it. Jack Thompson's an idiot. He's been doing the same thing constantly and is clearly harmless to the industry as he is now. Giving him constant attention is gonna keep him going.

SycrosD4
02-20-2008, 10:47 AM
That was hilarious.