If Punxsutawney Phil could talk, what would he say?

[Brandon Pierce]

"I'm not saying anything until I get a million dollars salary!"

[Charles Chimag]

"Heck, I don't really care whether I see my shadow, what I want to see is how cold it is outside!"

[mookie75]

"Every year you bastards drag me out of my hole! Winter ends when the sun gets directly over the Equator! It's called the Vernal Equinox! I swear, next year I'm going to turn around in the mayor's arms and gnaw the his eyes out of their sockets. We'll see what Good Morning America has to say about that!" :p

[The Nameless]

"Aw man, I hate this day. Once a year I'm forced from my comfy, warm hole by these IDIOTS who think the sight of my shadow means winter's going to go on longer! Geez. People and their stupid beliefs. At least they leave me alone for the other 364 days of the year."

[Shadow_Wolf75]

"Why are you morons pulling me out of my hole again, it's fricking freezing out here! Wasn't that ice storm yesterday enough proof of six more weeks of winter?"

[Lord Dalek]

"Where's my residuals Ramis???"

[Draft]

"Do you people seriosuly depend on me to tell you if we're having another 6 weeks of snow? I'm a freaken Groundhog for cripes sake! And people think Scientology is crazy.."