Pietro
02-20-2002, 07:14 AM
(Opens to commentator's booth at Acme Headquarters)
Bugs: Eh, what's up doc? Bugs Bunny here hosting,
THE CLASH OF THE CARTOON STARS! Today's third and
final Mickey replacement is.....well he's not a cartoon,
but, today my last Mickey replacement co-host is Tom Servo
of Mystery Sciene Theater 3000!
Servo: Hi everyone it's me Tom Servo! Even though, I'm not a cartoon I was chosen to be the co-host of this fanfic anyway! Today's contestants or shall I say contestant of CLASH OF THE CARTOON STARS is Scooby-Doo!
Bugs: And here's our ref Mr. T!
Mr. T: I thought that we should make Scooby fight everybody in the stadium tonight! I pitty da fool named Scooby-Doo!
Bugs: Good idea, this'll teach him not ta get allot of airtime on Cartoon Network!
(We go to Scooby-Doo at the corner of the ring with Shaggy.)
Shaggy: Scooby, don't worry, I'm giving you a club to fight with.
(Shaggy pulls out a club sandwich.)
Shaggy: Get it? Club!
(canned laughter)
Scooby: Oh 'rother!
(cut to Servo and Bugs)
Servo: Ha ha! Look at that dog! He can't even talk straight!
(starts laughing)
Bugs: Yeah, what a maroon!
(cut back to the ring. The everybody comes in on Scooby.)
Scooby: Raggy! Relp!
(cut to Servo and Bugs)
Servo: Hey everybody look! I'm Scooby-Doo! Raggy Relp! (starts laughing)
(cut back to the ring)
Scooby: Raggy!
Shaggy: Sorry Scoob. I'm having my lunch break!
(Shaggy pulls out an extra large sandwich and eats it. Everybody starts beating up Scooby, forming a dust cloud. We cut back to Servo and Bugs.)
Servo: Oooo. That was so close! Owww! I can't look! Wait! Yes! Ow! Ooo!
Bugs: Oooo, dat's painful.
Servo: Oh, my gosh , is that ALF in the audience.
Bugs: Eh, it's probably just a.....(takes a look at the audience and sees Alf) Hey! It IS Alf!
Servo: And now here's a commerical!
(cut to commercial)
(Daffy Duck appears with the words "Sticky Glue" behind him.)
Daffy: "Sticky Glue!" So strong it can suspend this cow from and iron beam.
(Camera cuts to cow sticking on an iron beam. Then, cuts back to Daffy with Elmer Fudd by his side.)
Daffy: But don't take my word for it here's Mr. Good's review of it!
Mr. Good (Elmer Fudd): Well, fwankwy.....
(Cow falls on Elmer. Elmer emerges from under the cow.)
Mr. Good (Elmer Fudd): ...I don't wike it!
Daffy: Well, there you have it folks! So buy "Sticky Glue" today!
(Cow falls on Daffy. Daffy emerges from under the cow.)
Daffy: OK, where'd that cow come from?
Off-screen voice: Uh...oops, sorry, it's just that we had an extra one and.....
Daffy: YOU'RE FIRED! Sheesh it's hard to get good help these days.
(clash of the cartoons comes back on)
Servo:....And we're back to the greatest fight of the 21st century!
Bugs: This was our first very tough score! Mr. T, if you
will read the score for everybody reading this fanfic!
Mr. T: Everybody in the audience - 100000000000000000 points.
And Scooby-Doo - 0 points!
Audience: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!
Shaggy: Aww, cheer up, Scoob, at least you were close!
Scooby (beaten up): Right Raggy!
(canned laughter)
Servo: A very close score.
Bugs: Yup!
(Mickey walks in)
Servo: Hey look! It's Chuckie Cheese!
(Bugs starts laughing)
Mickey: Hey Bugs! Did I miss anything while I was gone?
Bugs (laughing): Miss anything he says!
Servo: Don't miss our next episode,
"Heathcliff vs. Garfield!" It looks like Mickey's gonna
stay at his post so I'll be leaving! And in the meantime,
I remain TOM SERVO!
Well, what do ya think?
-Pietro:D
Bugs: Eh, what's up doc? Bugs Bunny here hosting,
THE CLASH OF THE CARTOON STARS! Today's third and
final Mickey replacement is.....well he's not a cartoon,
but, today my last Mickey replacement co-host is Tom Servo
of Mystery Sciene Theater 3000!
Servo: Hi everyone it's me Tom Servo! Even though, I'm not a cartoon I was chosen to be the co-host of this fanfic anyway! Today's contestants or shall I say contestant of CLASH OF THE CARTOON STARS is Scooby-Doo!
Bugs: And here's our ref Mr. T!
Mr. T: I thought that we should make Scooby fight everybody in the stadium tonight! I pitty da fool named Scooby-Doo!
Bugs: Good idea, this'll teach him not ta get allot of airtime on Cartoon Network!
(We go to Scooby-Doo at the corner of the ring with Shaggy.)
Shaggy: Scooby, don't worry, I'm giving you a club to fight with.
(Shaggy pulls out a club sandwich.)
Shaggy: Get it? Club!
(canned laughter)
Scooby: Oh 'rother!
(cut to Servo and Bugs)
Servo: Ha ha! Look at that dog! He can't even talk straight!
(starts laughing)
Bugs: Yeah, what a maroon!
(cut back to the ring. The everybody comes in on Scooby.)
Scooby: Raggy! Relp!
(cut to Servo and Bugs)
Servo: Hey everybody look! I'm Scooby-Doo! Raggy Relp! (starts laughing)
(cut back to the ring)
Scooby: Raggy!
Shaggy: Sorry Scoob. I'm having my lunch break!
(Shaggy pulls out an extra large sandwich and eats it. Everybody starts beating up Scooby, forming a dust cloud. We cut back to Servo and Bugs.)
Servo: Oooo. That was so close! Owww! I can't look! Wait! Yes! Ow! Ooo!
Bugs: Oooo, dat's painful.
Servo: Oh, my gosh , is that ALF in the audience.
Bugs: Eh, it's probably just a.....(takes a look at the audience and sees Alf) Hey! It IS Alf!
Servo: And now here's a commerical!
(cut to commercial)
(Daffy Duck appears with the words "Sticky Glue" behind him.)
Daffy: "Sticky Glue!" So strong it can suspend this cow from and iron beam.
(Camera cuts to cow sticking on an iron beam. Then, cuts back to Daffy with Elmer Fudd by his side.)
Daffy: But don't take my word for it here's Mr. Good's review of it!
Mr. Good (Elmer Fudd): Well, fwankwy.....
(Cow falls on Elmer. Elmer emerges from under the cow.)
Mr. Good (Elmer Fudd): ...I don't wike it!
Daffy: Well, there you have it folks! So buy "Sticky Glue" today!
(Cow falls on Daffy. Daffy emerges from under the cow.)
Daffy: OK, where'd that cow come from?
Off-screen voice: Uh...oops, sorry, it's just that we had an extra one and.....
Daffy: YOU'RE FIRED! Sheesh it's hard to get good help these days.
(clash of the cartoons comes back on)
Servo:....And we're back to the greatest fight of the 21st century!
Bugs: This was our first very tough score! Mr. T, if you
will read the score for everybody reading this fanfic!
Mr. T: Everybody in the audience - 100000000000000000 points.
And Scooby-Doo - 0 points!
Audience: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!
Shaggy: Aww, cheer up, Scoob, at least you were close!
Scooby (beaten up): Right Raggy!
(canned laughter)
Servo: A very close score.
Bugs: Yup!
(Mickey walks in)
Servo: Hey look! It's Chuckie Cheese!
(Bugs starts laughing)
Mickey: Hey Bugs! Did I miss anything while I was gone?
Bugs (laughing): Miss anything he says!
Servo: Don't miss our next episode,
"Heathcliff vs. Garfield!" It looks like Mickey's gonna
stay at his post so I'll be leaving! And in the meantime,
I remain TOM SERVO!
Well, what do ya think?
-Pietro:D