Profiles for a TZ fighting game

[HellCat]

The idea is simple- write up a comedic profile for the TZ member that posted before you for if they appeared in a TZ themed fighting game. The profile should sum up their posting style and attitude as a fighting style backstory.

If someone has already had one profile for them, having fun creating one for a secret/alternate/bonus form they'd have.

[KuwabaraTheMan]

J'onn J'onzz:

Cutting the heavens with his piercing wit, he stands to oppose all those who would wave an American Flag.

Flogged from a young age for not knowing how to spell 'Jesus', he uses his anger to smash all those who don't love Death Note. His faux Brit accent gives him super strength.

[Don_East]

Kuwa, you were suppose to do one for HellCat, since he posted before you.

Sorta like:

KuwabaraTheMan

"I'm The Man!"

Known Aliases: Tony, KuwabaraTheManTM

Raised in the mean streets of somewhere, KuwabaraTheMan fights in a crusade against "The Venture Bros", shows made by Mainframe, and the idea of Shonen Jump Animes on Adult Swim regardless out of place they might be on Toonami.

KuwabaraTheMan is loyal to his cause and fights in a style akin to "Dragonball Z" and the knowledge of Toonami & Adult Swim to match Wikipedia.

[Lord Dalek]

Don East:

Carries a unlicensed nuclear proton accelerator on his back and isn't affraid to use it.

Long time sparring rival of his friendly nemesis The Landstander, Don spends most of his time chatting up ladies and sleeping. In other words, he's Ken Masters except unwashed and unattractive.

[Lazerboy5000]

Lord Dalek:

One of the most well known fighters in TZ.

He is very adaptable and will use a weapon that best suits the battle (ex: Sword, Sniper, Hammer gun…)

[FightingDreamer]

Lazerboy5000-A relative newcomer to the field, Lazerboy's unique weapon is his patented IG-1 mech. He smashes his enemies to pieces in order to defend the honor of Williams Street and the Green Bay Packers.

[Charles Chimag]

Fighting Dreamer's more obvious trait is his ability to turn into a flying skeleton with a sickle and some sort of glass device, but his underlying abilities are his other shapeshifting abilities: becoming any Batman villain or becoming a Naruto character at will, as long as you know the complicated button sequence!

[Desensitized]

Charles Chimag's legendary kitten gun can be used to take down the toughest opponents, as well as used to summon the kitten God 'Cattana Claws' which if combo'd correctly can amass a 36 hit combo and make the opponent litter-box fresh. Unfortunately, muffins can cause distractions. Be sure to taunt aggressively!

[Jacob T. Paschal]

Desensitized:


By day, a mild mannered clerk, by night he is The Drum, a insensitive rocker making the chicks fall for him while also dragging their dignity through the mud. Through careful crime fighting The Drum has made a name for himself in his small Canadian hometown but he is not to be confused with The Plummer, his animation disliking rival from Calgary. Fighting crimes of the poorly crafted condom, Desensitized is here protecting you while you're there.

[Soul]

Jacob T. Paschal-
A man on a mission to convert the teaming masses into Pirates.
A the while striking the Toonzone world harder then a Egyptian God Card and Mobile Suit.

[Darklordavaitor]

Soul inthe Dark:

Another fighter in the tournament.

[Master Toon]

Darklordavaitor:

During the day he goes by Avaitor but by night he becomes Darklordavaitor. The only thing sharper than his blade is his love for American Dragon: Jake Long.

[Lazerboy5000]

Master Toon:
He can lure you into a false sense of security, and once he has done that… GOTTA.

[Darklordavaitor]

Darklordavaitor:

During the day he goes by Avaitor but by night he becomes Darklordavaitor. The only thing sharper than his blade is his love for American Dragon: Jake Long.
Been meaning to ask this, but... Megagents?

[Master Toon]

Been meaning to ask this, but... Megagents?

Nope, sorry.

[Darklordavaitor]

Nope, sorry.
And... I've failed.

[Aizen]

The only thing sharper than darklordaviator's knife is my batarang which beats him any day.

[.bg]

Batman
"You got lights... you got cameras... *****IN' TECHNOLOGY!"

By day, he's Nicolas Cage, boring actor with an annoying surfer-dude voice. By night, he turns into Batman, beating off criminals, robots, and DC's team of lawyers ready to slap him with copyright infringement charges. Watch out for BATMAN ADJOURNS, starring Cage and the lovely Judge Judy, going straight to TV this spring!

[Aizen]

The legendary British Geezer lives up to his name.
If you listen to his speeches, you will become mind controlled.

[JAG]

The Batman:

Likes to ambush his enemies from behind and slice their throat with the piece of glass from his signature.