The Legion of Doom (chainlink story)

[Brandon Pierce]

Duck Twacy: There's gotta be someway to plan an attack again Ted Turner and his purplely stupid crew!

Thad K; They are NOT purple!

Foley Is Good: No, but they ARE stupid.

Duck Twacy: Any idears?

(dear comes in and licks duck twacy)

Okay, not funny! This is serious! Any ideas?

TVGM: We could.... no... it's a stupid idea.

Jon Cooke: Compared to what? (glares at a poster of Britney Spears)

TVGM: Well... there are seagulls but we'll need string....

Kiddiesunshine: Oh, please! This is no time to make comments about poorly made English movies!

Matthew Hunter: I don't know, i thought it was funny.

Duck Twacy: Look! None of us really have a weapon. Exept for Singin' Grey Cat who has a Frying Pan of Doom.

Dagski: I know karate.

Duck Twacy: What belt do you have?

Dagski: White.
(everyone rolls their eyes)

Sveven: I got an idea!

Duck Twacy: What Hec Ramsey are you doin' here?!

Sveven: No, seriously! I got a plan!
(commando Cody takes out a gun a shoots sveven)

Duck Twacy: You didn't give us a chance to hear his plan!

Commando Cody: Ohhhh... whoops.

Duck Twacy: Okay! Mighty Mouse! Drill a hole in the walls. Bite the wires and shut down their electricity. I got an idea.
(mighty mouse leaves)

Alright, TVGM, do you still have those dark-proof goggles that Joel Robinson made for us?

TVGM: Yeah.

Duck Twacy: Give one to each of us. TVGM, you knock on the door pretending to be a turkey salesman.

TVGM: Okay....
(tvgm heads on up to the doorway)

Duck Twacy: The rest of us... put on these go-through-stuff- jumpsuits. While Turkey Boy, here is ditracting whoever answers the door, we walk into the building. Since it will be dark from Mighty Mouse snapping the cable, put on your dark-proof glasses. Remeber, the bad guys can't see you in the darkness. Don't be afraid to trash them.

Brandon Pierce: That's the plan?

Duck Twacy: You gotta better one?

Brandon Pierce: No, not really.

Duck Twacy: Alright..... let's head on in!

TO BE CONINUED.....

[Pietro]

Very good so far, Brandon, but wait a second.....wasn't Thad "Private Eye Fox" and wasn't Foley Is Good "Hurricane Helms?"
Anyway, I'll continue.....

"Duck Twacy": Anyone care to hear my plan?

Private Eye Fox: Sure!

"Duck Twacy: Well, OK, you, you, and you and you create a diversion, you call the cops while I eat lunch, then Mighty Mouse flies over and eats all the old "Full House" episode tapes. Then we hit Ted Turner constantly with a mallet, again and again! And then we circle around like indians and Eat at Joe's, with Leon Schlesinger and Henry Binder. Then we take the Gyro-Scope and place it to the inner core of the apple......

Jon: Hey, while "Duck" explains his plan does anyone want any ice cream!

(Everybody goes to the ice cream place while "Duck" keeps talkin')

"Duck Twacy": Then my cousin, who's your cousin, who's my 99th cousin from 85! OF COURSE, IT'S SO SIMPLE! Uh..........guys!

(suddenly a bunch of dark figures appear)

"Duck Twacy": Snake Eyes! Ah! 88 Teeth! Hammerhead! Oh no! Pussycat! Pussycat Puss! Batman! Double-Header! P-p-p-pickle Puss! P-p-p-pumpkin Head! Neon Noodle! Oooh! Jukebox Jaw! Wolf Man!

Woilf Man: Woof, hoooooooooooowl! Woof!

"Duck Twacy": You're all under arrest!

Snake Eyes, 88 Teeth, Hammerhead, Pussycat Puss, Batman, Double-Header, Pickle Puss, Pumpkin Head, Neon Noodle, Jukebox Jaw, and Wolf Man: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

("Duck" starts running away but then is caught by "Rubber Head")

"Duck Twacy": Rubber Head!

Rubber Head: I'm gonna rub ya out, see? Rub ya out!

(Rubber Head starts erasing "Duck")

"Duck Twacy": Fantastic! And furter more it's unbelievea.....

(Rubber Head erases "Duck," but then "Duck" opens a door and peaks out)

"Duck Twacy": .......ble!

TO BE CONTINUED................

[Brandon Pierce]

Duck Twacy: Hey you guys! There's 2 Billion dollas dropped down in those old well! Come and get it!

(Snake Eyes, 88 Teeth, Hammerhead, Pussycat Puss, Batman, Double-Header, Pickle Puss, Pumpkin Head, Neon Noodle, Jukebox Jaw, and Wolf Man jump into the well, ducktwacy nails some wooded boards to the opening so they can get out.)

There! That should hold them.
(the bad guys come bursting out of the well)
DARN IT!

Pickle Puss: Hey, Duck! There WAS some 2 billion dollas down theya! But, you missed out!

(everyone leaves)

Duck Twacy: Drat! Foiled again!

(mailman on a scooter comes by)

Mailman: Telegram for Duck Twacy!
(zooms off)
Ducktwacy: "Dear, Twacy, this is me Super Rabbit. Don't worry, I have escaped from Ted Turner and his goons. Don't ask me how. Take my word for it. Even though I'm safe now, the Doom members are still at large. Now they are planning to ban every single Looney Tunes ever made. I'm a little tied up at the momen. Enjoying a relaxing vacation at the New Youk Plaza Hotel.

- Super Rabbit"

Super Rabbit may be safe, but I'm not! I must refresh my steps and start where I left off!
(zooms back over to The Legion of Doom hideout)
Jon: Duck Twacy! Where have you been?

Duck Twacy: Where were all of you?!

Private Eye Fox: Dairy Queen getting some ice cream.

Duck Twacy: Go no further! You saw Ted Turner and his crew celebrating Ted birthday?!

TVGM: Yeah! How did you know?!

Duck Twacy: it is my business to know that! Plus, I know today id Turner's birthday, and Dairy Queen happens to sell his favorite ice cream flavor, lion's blood! What better way to spend you're birthday.

Hurricane Helms: He's good.

Duck Twacy: Well, let's continue the plan!

Jon: Which one? You gave us two?

Duck Twacy: I did?

Jon: Yeah, the first one was... oh, I don't remember, but the second one was, "you, you, and you and you create a diversion, you call the cops while I eat lunch, then Mighty Mouse flies over and eats all the old "Full House" episode tapes. Then we hit Ted Turner constantly with a mallet, again and again! And then we circle around like indians and Eat at Joe's, with Leon Schlesinger and Henry Binder. Then we take the Gyro-Scope and place it to the inner core of the apple......"
Then I got bored and took everyone else out for ice cream. When we came back you were gone.

Duck Twacy: Well, if my second plan is what you remember, then let's go with it first! Now for those who don't remember the plan, you, you, and you and you create a diversion, you call the cops while I eat lunch, then Mighty Mouse flies over and eats all the old "Full House" episode tapes. Then we hit Ted Turner constantly with a mallet, again and again! And then we circle around like indians and Eat at Joe's, with Leon Schlesinger and Henry Binder. Then we take the Gyro-Scope and place it to the inner core of the apple......

TO BE CONTINED...

[Pietro]

Duck Twacy: Then we all read a passage from Dr. Seuss' "Fox in Socks" while standing on our head watching a giant cardboard box! Ya see it's so simple!

General Tully: Some plan.

Private Eye Fox: Yes, very, uh, interesting. But it's just a little confusing, which reminds me of that crooked, cheap-skate, crazy, corn-cravin', smelly Crow!

(Then Crawford Crow appears)

Crawford Crow: Eh, look Foxie, I've been called allot of tings! But NOBODY CALLS ME A SMELLY CROW!:p

(Crawford Crow then flies off)

Private Eye Fox: I'm sorry......I got carried away!

Jon: No problem! By the way, I wonder how "Super Rabbit" escaped.

Duck Twacy: Yeah, I'd like ta know he's secret!

TVGM: Well, at least now, we know that we don't have to go through the trouble of saving "Super Rabbit" anymore.

TO BE CONTINUED........