Chain Story....

[Naraht]

We've all seen it..basically, I'm gonna start a little story, and everyone is welcome to continue it...with their own style...

I did this long ago in school, and it can be quite funny, especially when people have diffrent ideas on how things should go...

Basically, there are no rules as to where you can go with the story, but keep it clean, don't kill off characters the main characters (ie Mine) and keep it clean..and somewhat short...I'm not gonna limit you, but the longer you write, the more likely someone else will go and start a new portion making yours obsolete! =O And no ending it....unless you're me, or a mod...


Once upon a time, long long ago in a country far away, two young people ran away from home and got married. Alex & Beverly were very happy, but little did they know that....

Take it away!

[Watagashi]

I LOVE this game! :D

A dark sinister man named Evil Mister Bad Guy was plotting against them to get revenge on what they did the last time he started to try to destroy the creampuff factory. His plan was almost perfect; all he had to do was....

[Pietro]

Send a guy named Joel and two robots (one named Tom Servo and the other, named Crow T. Robot) into space to watch cheesy "B" movies. Then he changed his name to "Dr. Clayton Forrester" and hired an assistant named "TV's Frank." The first movie Dr. Forrester sent to them was..........

-Pietro:D

[Naraht]

..unimportant as Alex & Beverly accidentally broke the movie projector when they stumbled into the lair of Dr. Forrester, TV's Frank & then....

[Pietro]

Joel and the 'bots celebrated the fact that they didn't have to watch the movie. Mad at Alex & Beverly for breaking the projector, Dr. Forrester shot them out far someplace in space. Then Frank fixed the projector and.......

-Pietro:D

[Danielle]

...Dr. Forrester sent them another movie; this one The Land Before Time XII; the Search for a Real Plot. :eek:

[Jack]

...but on the other side of the world trouble was brewing. Foriegn animators, sick of having to draw the Land Before Time characters for years and years on end, were planning a mass upheaval in the world economy, as well as an attack on Hollywood. They were doing to use guns made out of...

[Pietro]

rubber. Then, the Foriegn animators destroyed all the "Land Before Time" tapes at K-Mart, ate a snack, and took a small nap. Meanwhile, in a whole other section of the world a fox named Fauntleroy kept on chasing this crow named Crawford. One day, Fauntleroy decided to set a trap and........

-Pietro:D

[Jack]

...it backfired, as the fox lay unconcious, the animators awoke, and began their assult on Hollywood. Hey attacked with all the mighty rubby bullets they had, and it really made Alex & Beverly angry. So they...

[Pietro]

ran away to Japan. Then the animators starting eating the bulidings in Hollywood. And the animators grew real big and stepped on Ash and Pikachu from "Pokemon." Meanwhile, Rocky and Bullwinkle walked around and saw the animators and.......

-Pietro:D

[Jack]

Rocky yelled "Hokey Smokes Bullwinkle!" and then they started to run as fast as they cound until the animators spotted them, and captured them in cages made from paintbrushes.

Join us next time for "See ya Later Animator" or....

[Billy]

something worse than death itself. (Evil grin) And now, the next episode.

[Pietro]

Continuing the story....

"Moose in the Hoose." Later when Alex & Beverly came back from Japan, they saw Rocky and Bullwinkle in their backyard with Super Chicken.......

-Pietro:D

[Sir Gatts]

.. roasting on the barbeque. The couple tried to run away but Rockey...

[Pietro]

warned them about the 50-foot tall crazed killer animators who were on the loose. He suggested that they go to Japan again. But they said that they didn't want to go there again because THEY HATED SUSHI! So, they decided to go to Africa instead. But, later, Super Chicken jumped off of the barbeque and found that his tail feathers were on fire and started running around, insanely, in circles. Bullwinkle tried to put out the fire with.......

-Pietro:D

[Naraht]

A Squirtle the stepped on Ash had dropped...but it turns out Ash wasn't Ash Ketchum...it was Evil Dead Ash...not that getting squished was gonna stop him, he pulled out his shotgun, kissed Beverly & said...

[Pietro]

"You know ya want me, baby!" Then Tom Servo came and said 'OK everybody! Puppy party's over! This is Tom Servo, your worst doggie nightmare!" Then Tom Servo knocked out the Evil Ash, kissed Beverly and said.........

-Pietro:D

[Naraht]

"I am SO better than Crow.." Beverly replied "Is that a hand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

Then John Cleese ran in, sat down and said - "And now for something completely diffrent."

On a sunny glade, we see a man prancing...the man? Batman.

[Pietro]

Daffy Duck came in and said "I like him he's silly!" Then the insane 50 ft. tall animators stepped on Pikachu again and again and again! Wakko Warner ate some cheesy puffs, kissed Beverly and said "Hellooooooooo Nurse!" Then Crow T. Robot came over and.....

-Pietro:D

[Danielle]

...kicked Beverly in the tuchus. :D Then Batman came and tried to organize everybody (using his wonderfully-delicious batty-snacks...now in stores!), but failed. Just then, Tom Servo....

[Pietro]

went to the movie theater with Wakko Warner and both drank extra large sodas. But just then, Wakko had to go to the bathroom. Yakko and Dot went with him in search of a bathroom and........

-Pietro:D

[Naraht]

Batman put them to sleep with his rendition of the Jigglypuff song.

Alex, tired of everyone hitting on Beverly grabbed......

[Danielle]

....Pikachu (who was still alive thanks to the Kids WB executives who manage to find plot holes everywhere...) and threw him across the room. Pikachu hit against the wall, sticking his tail in an electric socket and shocking himself.

Just then, the Warners got bored, so they....

[Pietro]

decided to kill Pikachu with a machine gun. Then Alex set up Pikachu's dead body as a target practice. Wakko belched the ABC song. Daffy Duck appeared and kissed Beverly. Then Super Chicken ate Pikachu and started doing a weird dance on the barbeque. Then, Rocko (from "Rocky's Modern Life") put a bunch of shrimp on the barbeque and called it "Shrimp on a Barbeque." Then, Invader Zim came to earth and tried contolling Beverly's mind with a giant chicken. Joel came in and ate a giant steak with Crow and Tom Servo. Then everybody ate at "Joe's" but, meanwhile, way down in Deep 13, Dr. Forrester and TV's Frank were hatching an evil scheme.......

-Pietro:D

[DR. BELCH]

..to dub subliminal messages into the TV ratings boxes that appear in the corner of the screen at the beginning of programs. Unfortunately they couldnt agree what the messages should say; Frank thought "Succum, scum" would be apprporiate, but Forrester wanted them to say "Death to all infidels who oppose the New World Order". Ted Turner, Al Gore, and Fritz Hollings, however, objected strongly, as they had been working on a similar plan since 1997 and hated to see their toes stepped on by upstarts. The former Vice-President, the South Carolina senator, and the TV mogul reacted by--

[Naraht]

...getting really drunk.

Elsewhere Superman was having an all out battle with Robin...who was winning. Cuase, frankly, Superman was outclassed....Robin was of course a Pokemon Master, while Clark barely knew what a Pikachu was.

As they fought, Freakazoid and Mr. Freeze....

[Pietro]

went to "The Kwik-E-Mart" to buy some cherry "squishies" from Apu. They also saw Pikachu there and beat him up. They ran out quickly, so Tom Servo came after them with five deadly weapons (not to be used on them, but Pikachu!) Anyway, Wakko did a bunch of strange faces, such as his ever-famous "Gookie." It was then that they all decided to kill Pikachu with a......

[Ricochet]

...rubber walrus protector. After finishing their squishies, Freak and Freeze were debating who would get to take the Black Canary, the new janitor at Kwik-E-Mart, to the prom. Mr. Freeze had forgotten all about Nora, and now had felings for Dinah. Freakazoid just though she looked really good in fishnets. Freakazoid told Mr. Freeze that he looked like a pretty French poodle, and while Victor was wallowing in the compliment, Freak ran Black Canary to the prom. When they got there, the DJ (who happened to be Earthworm Jim) was being held hostage by Cave Guy, who...

[Naraht]

was actually just there to talk to the thing...unfortuatly, while Cave guy expected the Thing from the Fantastic Four, it was actually Thing from the Addams Family who had shown up.

Alex was miffed because...

[Pietro]

he was screwy. Earthworm Jim beat up Pikachu.
The Warners came and hit Pikachu on the head with a giant mallet.
Then they finished off Pikachu with......

[Naraht]

the Joker's joy buzzer....

The TV Show's Pikachu spasmed once more, and passed away...

Then the Super Smash Brother's Pikachu showed up, and he was there to kick butt & chew gum...and he was all out of gum.

However everone said "Norm!" and...

[Pietro]

took out machine guns and killed the other Pikachu. However, he came back to life, so they took out the only thing that could kill him, Braney! Soon, he died and all was well again! Then Freakazoid came in and said...........

-Pietro:D

[Naraht]

"Hey! What'd you do to my pal Pikachu? He's the only decent SSB character!"

Everyone felt sorry for what they had done, when suddenly...

[Ricochet]

...a wrinkle in time occured where Abe Lincoln was married to Mrs. McGuiness from Batman Beyond. The prom ceased to exist and it turned into a German Sausagefest where everyone was wearing leiderhosen. Mrs. McGuinnes said "Why are the sausages green?" as Abe threw up on the very famous...

[Watagashi]

....Moolah, the alien cow from Jynx, Oklahoma. After Abe threw up on him, Moolah became extremely mad and sent Abe into a parellel dimension where Santa was really called Hippie Claus and you could go through portals by eating pizza. Abe got up and brushed himself off, but came into shock when he saw....

[Ricochet]

...Guy Gardener dressed as the Pope! You see, in this dimension, Guy had been Pope-ized, and now relocated the Vatican to New Jersey. Abe organized a group of rebels composed of Daffy Duck, Dexter, Jonny Bravo, and Brak's Mom to de-Pope Gardener. Mass chaos ensued, until the wrinkle in time and space ws fixed by...

[Watagashi]

Little Washu and the gang of happy green dwarfs. But, when Abe got back to his regular time, Washu charged him two million dollars. Noticing that he didn't have two million dollars, Abe asked if he could pay it at a cheaper price, but Washu said no and....

[SSJ_Gogeta]

Threw Abe into a another alternate dimension where The south won the Civil War & Mario & Peach were King & Queen. Abe suddenly...

[Watagashi]

accidentally stepped on a mafia guy's foot and, getting the mafia guy mad, was thrown off a cliff where a turtle came up to him, slapped him in the face and yelled out, "Watch where you're going!" After that, the turtle somehow turned into a Ninja Turtle and was about to turn him in to the King and Queen when..........

[SSJ_Gogeta]

Goku suddenly showed up, and killed the Ninja Turtle with a Kamehameha wave. Abe thanked Goku, but before he could finish his praises towards the saiyan, the evil sheriff Luigi, and his trusty steed Yoshi showed up to fight Goku. Goku became a SSJ 2, but that was countered when Luigi ate a super mushroom (yep it is equivilent to a SSJ 2). Yoshi suddenly swallowed Goku & pooped him out, trapping him in a egg. All looked lost for Goku & Abe, until...

[Watagashi]

...the magical Bowser fairy popped up and freed Goku from the egg and turned Luigi and Yoshi into a big giant pumpkin! Before Goku or Abe could thank the Bowser fairy, Bowser told them that the evil Paperclip of Bob is planning on taking over the world and that they were their only hope. They agreed to help and started on their journey to the Castle of Paperclip when.....

[Naraht]

The alternate, alternate Alex (or Triple A as he was known) showed up to help! Triple A, Goku & Abe were on their way, when they met up with Megabyte, who surprisingly...

[Pietro]

was stupid. Alex the third was later revealed as non-other than the cop, Axel. Then everything went crazy. Pikachus and chickens were flying everywhere. Super Chicken did another weird dance on the barbecue. Freakazoid sued Kis WB! for cancelling his show. Tom Servo and Crow walked around and met Troy and Rowsdower from "The Final Sacrifice." Troy said "Rowsdower?" And Rowsdower said to Troy......

-Pietro:D

[Ricochet]

..."Where's the beef?" Chaos was ensuing so rapidly that the Quintessence started time all over again. A caveman was rolling on his wheel, and another caveman was hitting his head on a big rock. All of a sudden, in a flash of light, Julia Roberts, Time Hunter appeared (from an alternate dimension where Julia took Rip's job). Julia hoisted one of the cavemen on her time-truck. Just then, the Ice Age started, and...

[Naraht]

Mr. Freeze & Bobby Drake met up, and ate snowcones...

Meanwhile on the planet Sevilia, Captain WooHoo met up with Anubis &....

[SSJ_Gogeta]

Colonel Sanders. The Colonel, Anubis & Capt. Woohoo all went to Dominos for some pizza. But suddenly...

[Naraht]

I.R. Baboon showed up with Mandark, and before anyone knew what had happened DeeDee had broken the already quite fragile space time continum, and the story shifted to KCBD-TV, where Nick Frame was browsing the Toonzone Forums...

[Watagashi]

Then suddenly got hit in the head by a radioactive creampuff! The radioactivity was so high, though, that it turned Nick into a....

[Naraht]

...god..but a wrinkle in space time occured, and Nick was back to normal, and Watgashi couldn't hit me..er..Nick..with anything else.

so, as I..er..Nick..was browsing Toonzone..


(be nice to me, I'm kind & sweet & lovable!)

[Watagashi]

Fine, I won't hit you with anything. *sigh*

..... Sumi came up and hit Nick with a flying cow! (Hey, you said that Watagashi couldn't hit you, but you didn't say anything about other people... (Hehe, I love loopholes! :D )) This somehow enabled Nick to have super cow powers and blow up things. But, when a wandering ninja head about the guy with the cow powers, he went berserk and....

[Ricochet]

...started doin' wild disco. All of a sudden, Selina Kyle showed up and started puttin everyone in kitty suits for her directorial film debut "Cats: The Next Generation". The cameras rolled, and Nick marched up demanding a better script that bring out his...

[Watagashi]

Talents in ballet dancing. :D (I couldn't think of anything else) But Selina was extrememly against ballet dancing and sent all of the cats and people dressed as cats after him. Nick used his super cow flying ability to fly away just in time, but, as he was just thinking he was safe, something came from the sky and....

[SSJ_Gogeta]

And pooped on him. It was JJ the Jet Plane. The weight of JJ's massive plane poop killed Nick instantly. Suddenly Nick found himself in otherworld. Nick was told by King Yama to follow the path of Snake Way. At the end of Snake Way would be a very poowerful god named King Kai who could make him a Super Cow 2. Much more powerful then his Super Cow 1 transformation. Nick did as he was told. On Snake Way Nick met...

[Naraht]

naraht, who it turns out was god, and wrote the both of them out of the story, cause naither one wanted to be a cow, or dead, or pooped on. Besides, Nick was cranky cause his VCR didn't record Adult Swim action last night. In Nick's place, naraht wrote in SuperCow James....who used to work for Team Rocket...

[Pietro]

and got five cents a week. It was then that everybody notice that Pokemon and other sorts of Anime' started invading this story. They also noticed that the 50 ft. tall animators had faded into obscurity. Beverly, Alex's girlfriend, said that she only made "cameo" appearances through out this story. The Warners also stated that they were getting bored of being ignored in this story as well. Everybody complained and went home. Freakazoid suggests that maybe this story should end right now and it did.

THE END

-Pietro:D

[Naraht]

or was it?

while everyone was heading home, from a long day of story telling, back on the set...They! came out...the.......

[Watagashi]

.... fake door prop and started imitating I Love Lucy by going, "Lucy, I'm home!" But, unfortunately, that was the secret voice activated password to a thermonuclear device that would blow up all of the shopping centers of the world. The countdown on the device started to commence when the..........

[SSJ_Gogeta]

one & only John Rocker came along, and called everyone gay, bad driving foreigners. Coincidently that was the password to shut down the timer, and all the shopping centers were saved. Everyone thanked John Rocker, and gave him beer, and guns as gifts. After the ordeal everyone went home, but suddenly...

[Watagashi]

A giant Gekigangar (Big robot thing) came from out of nowhere and started chasing cars while eating pizza, causing the electricity to go out and everyone's computers as well. This disturbance was so tremendous that the others just couldn't stand by and ignore it, so they went out to call the legendary superhero..........

[Naraht]

who was unavailable due to the fact that he was on vacation. Therefore, everyone got Dynomutt to try and save them, with help from Dexter...

[SSJ_Gogeta]

Smith, a unknown person with no special attributes whatsoever. He was killed instantly. Dynomutt fought the machine as best he could, but being a mutt he did nothing. So he called on the Mighy Morphin Power Rangers to help. They died instantly as well (cheers in background). So Dyno mutt called on his last, true hope...

[SuperBoy]

He called on Elmo. The only child loving touch my feet and I'll laugh superhero.But he could not do this alone for he also need help from his friend...

[Watagashi]

Luke Skywalker, who was fortunately just dropping by in the neighborhood. So Luke and Elmo teamed up against the big Gekiganger robot, but, before they could even land a punch on him....

[SuperBoy]

Elmo need for someone to touch his feet so he can get his power from the power of laughter. But who is worthy of touch the feet of Elmo? Only......

[Ricochet]

...Ron Howard, director and star of a really bad 60's movie about a kid who invents a growth serum. Teenagers find out and gobble in down, becoming 50 stories tall. They then hold the town's adults at their mercy. On the back of the DVD, Ronny is shown clinging to a giant teen girl's chest for dear life. The touch of Elmo's feet caused alternate realities to merge and all the giant, unrealistically good-looking teens showed up. As they conquered the world, Elmo, Ron, and Luke decided to...

[The Dork Knight]

....kill a monkey like Randall and Dante did on Clerks except....

[Lucky Bob]

Lydia Karaoke, network censor stopped the story right there and changed everyone into 12-year-old girls with Barbie dolls.

[SSJ_Gogeta]

Suddenly G.I Joe action figures popped in, and killed all the Ken dolls, and ran off the 12 year old girls. The Joe's thought that they had the Barbie dolls all to themselves, but...

[Ricochet]

...All of a sudden, an army of creepy loking Jim Carrey/Grinch dolls raided the happy Barbie/Joe get-together! With thier pinecone grenades, the dolls waged chaotic war on the Joes. All seemed lost when....

[Lucky Bob]

That fatefull moment when Froggo came up to Duke and asked "Excuse me, but do you have some nuclear warheads and some pop rocks I can borrow?"...

[SSJ_Gogeta]

He said, "No. We do not have nuclear warheads, and pop rocks". Those words somehow put this alternate reality's universe out of alignment. Now all was forgotten, and a new universe arose where the "WWF" was more known for the World Wildlife Fund, and the show "Jackass" was about a donkey... doing crazy, self-mutilating, acts of stupidity. All of a sudden...

[Singin' Stray Cat]

... a muscle-bound man with gravity-defying blonde hair strode onto the scene. Yep, you guessed it - it was SSJ1 Johnny Bravo. All the other posters then started throwing garbage at Singin' Stray Cat for making yet another DBZ reference. Well, everyone except for Wakko Warner and the crazy donkey, who decided throwing cream pies would be much more fun. SSC was finally buried under so many projectiles that she vanished from the story. Well, for now, anyway.

Meanwhile, Johnny was getting pretty hungry, and decided to go look for a fast-food place. But before he could...

[Ricochet]

...Mary Tyler Moore and the Crazy Female Sitcom Star Brigade fellout of the sky and landed on Johnny. Johnny started flirting with Marlo Thomas who promptly threw radioactive cheese on the casanova. Johnny...

[SSJ_Gogeta]

ate the radioactive cheese, and grew 200 feet tall. The National Guard was called in to destroy the evil Johnny Bravo monster, but they were too busy protecting airports to worry about a silly 200 foot tall monster. Instead they called upon...

[Lucky Bob]

...his Momma, and then....

[Ricochet]

...Momma ate the radioactive cheese, thus enabling her with shrink vision to shrink Johnny. However, the radioactive cheese had taken on a life of it's own and caused a mutation in just about everyone in the world but...

[SSJ_Gogeta]

Ace Venture: Pet Detective. Ace attacked the radioactive cheese monster with the only weapon capable of destroying it...

[Watagashi]

.... Duct tape! :D *looks around for Sumi to smack her in the head* The duct tape started to weaken the monster and it seemed that all was good until...

[Naraht]

men in strange red garb suddently apeared and yelled out "No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!" except...

[Ricochet]

.....Jackie Chan! Jackie Chan was rushed to the local video game arcade, so he could be monitered for predictions about the Inquisition. Suddenly, Pac-Man...

[Watagashi]

....jumped out of the video game and merged with Jackie Chan, turning him into Chan Man! Chan Man rushed over to the evil cheese monster and was about to beat him up when....

[SSJ_Gogeta]

The WB told Jackie to make more cartoons. So Jackie broke the fusion with Pac Man & left. Now it was Pac Man vs. the radioactive cheese monster. Pac man died. The world was doomed, and all was lost for it...

Anyway, on another planet far away, Jimbo, the banjo playing Jedi was playing his favorite tune on his banjo when all of a sudden...

[Ricochet]

...Daffy Duck's spaceship crash landed. Daffy told the Jedi that Earth was in great danger. "You're my only hope Dobie-Wan," he said to the Jedi who looked remarkably like Dobie Gillis. The two got on their flying cans of Spam and headed towards Earth. Suddenly Darth...

[SSJ_Gogeta]

Johnson, a powerful immortal being, who controls all the realities of all universes, got bored with this universe & destroyed it. He created a new reality where...

[Ricochet]

...there were no superheroes or comic books! A young test pilot named Harold Jordan thought this was wrong, and donned a green baseball cap to become the hero..

[Naraht]

Green baseball cap man...Hal wasn't that creative. With his green baseball cap he got a bat...

[SSJ_Gogeta]

And beat the crap out of his arch nemesis...

[Watagashi]

The Prince of Evil Ham, who was planning on going through a thing called a pizza portal so he could....

[Singin' Stray Cat]

...annoy people all across America by stealing every single pizza topping but anchovies and jalapeños. But before he could go through the portal and proceed with his plan, Green Baseball Cap Man surprised him by...

[Naraht]

wearing a blue baseball cap! That green baseball cap man...always three steps sideways of the game...

[Billy]

...In fact he had already thought out the whole rest of the plan as the Prince of Evil Ham suddenly got up again! The Baseball Cap Man knew this wasn't going to be pretty, oh no. He thought about wearing another different colored baseball cap for a while, but then he thought of a better plan, a plan that will only leave one of them still alert and ready at the end of it. Oh yes, no more Mr. nice Green Baseball Cap Man. He turned to the ham prince and chuckled "Well, Prince of Evil SPAM, <ho ho ho> you..evil ham. My powers are beyond your comprehension. I can't help it, but I bet it's times like this you would rather......."

[Pietro]

sit at home eating Whoppers from Burger King while watching the "Star Trek" marathon on TV. Suddenly Homer Simpson came in and found out that he was in a 3-D world. He saw giant chickens and Pikachus and the 50 ft tall Foregien animators, who ate all the "Land Before Time" tapes from K-Mart. Homer looked around and saw Flanders who said........

-Pietro:cool:

[Dark Vicious]

...Hi diddly ho Homer whacha doin here then Homer said...

[Jack]

absolutely nothing, he was speechless because the giant Pikachu was about stomp on him! The creature let out a mighty "PIKAAAAAAAAAA!!!!" Just then, out of the blue, a new super hero came onto the scene. Who is this masked marvel? Could it be....

[Allen's Nickname.]

...Scott McCloud's Zot?

[Dark Vicious]

but as it turnsout the hero is not Marvel related he's Spawn and he decides to......

[Samoht]

blow up pikachu...

[Dark Vicious]

...and NOT sve Flanders and Homer and everybody died



THE END

[Pietro]

or is it?

The Super Rabbit (Bugs Bunny) found a secret Pikachu storage. He took a large bomb an exploded all the Pikachus! There were no more Pikachus (or for that matter ANY Pokemon characters)! The Warners, Alex and Beverly, Freakaziod, Super Chicken, Rocky and Bullwinkle, the Foregien animators, the MST3k characters, the Fox and the Crow, the Looney Tunes characters, Homer, and Batman all lived happliy ever after!

THE
(Real)
END!:D

-Pietro:cool: