NEW FANFIC STORY: "The Wrath of Stewie"

[Anthonynotes]

Figured I'd make said announcement.... "The Wrath of Stewie"'s been archived on the Story Board. See the tale of monsters, mayhem, a parody of the Miracles' one post-Smokey Robinson, disco-era hit "I'm Just A Love Machine", "Scooby Doo" references, what sort of foodstuffs Batman favors, *and* the "final fate" (for *now* anyway) of Stewie Griffin...

-B.

[Dee]

Originally posted by Brainatra
Figured I'd make said announcement.... "The Wrath of Stewie"'s been archived on the Story Board. See the tale of monsters, mayhem, a parody of the Miracles' one post-Smokey Robinson, disco-era hit "I'm Just A Love Machine", "Scooby Doo" references, what sort of foodstuffs Batman favors, *and* the "final fate" (for *now* anyway) of Stewie Griffin...

-B.

I LOVE Family Guy!

I have a knack for missing episodes because theyre like on at some odd time in the week. Stewie rules--- hes just so EVIL! I wonder if Stewie could ever make a mind-control device and use his older brother Chris to do his bidding.

Did anyone see the episode they had a few weeks ago where they visited the house of these nudists and on the way home, Chris couldn't get the visit out of his mind so they all put sunglasses on and Neuralyze Chris a-la-MIB style? I never laughed harder.


oh yes--- Does batman like cheezepuffs?

[Sharklady]

I think we're all agreed that Stewie was the best thing on 'Family Guy', & Brian was second.

The disagreement would be whether the show possessed any other redeeming features...

[Dee]

I adored it for it's bold randomness. It would go along and BAM! a random thing would pop up. Theyd mention anything and something related would happen, or a spoof would be made.

I.e. the MIB thing.

I also highly enjoyed the Dog-truck-driving incident.

When Stephen King up here was hit by a truck and the man driving claimed the dog did it (distraction), Family Guy had Brian driving a truck and hit a man in the woods. Brian got out and was like "omigod! are you Stephen King!?"


awesome stuff!

I always enjoy the fresh (and sometimes trashy) jokes this show gets. It just seems to get weirder and weirder---

---as we get off the subject of the fan fic.... LOL.

[Anthonynotes]

>>>I adored it for it's bold randomness. It would go along and BAM! a random thing would pop up. Theyd mention anything and something related would happen, or a spoof would be made.

I.e. the MIB thing.
<<<

Which is probably one of its biggest faults for me (among the other criticisms)---all those bizarre-and-mostly-unfunny "asides" feels like it was written by some attention-span-deprived person who drank a gallon of coffee.

I think most of the others on here probably feel that "Family Guy" was not much more than a really lame ripoff of "The Simpsons" (and a few other shows, such as Stewie's character)... will concur with Sharklady that the baby and the dog are its sole redeeming assets (even if Stewie's a ripoff of other characters). Thus, Stewie seemed an apt villain to use in at least the past several fan fiction stories (where he's done everything from trying to thwart a congressional election via various political-and-otherwise trickery, to briefly conquering Chicago and renaming everything after himself and Rupert Murdoch, to yanking Superboy out of the past in order to brainwash him with the personality of a "typical" WB teen-drama character, thereby rendering the Boy of Steel partially-insane/under Stewie's control...).

As for what snack food Batman liked, well, it helps if you've seen the "Scooby Doo at the Movies" episode where Bats and Robin appeared for the reference I threw into this story...

-B.

[Dee]

Those random scenes are what made Family Guy absurdly halarious. I don't know why no one else liked em. The MIB thing was a main scene joke, not a sidetrack.

I just like it when they make a reference or mention something absurd, and then back it up with a short little animated quip. I'm just a random absurd fun lovin kinda gal I guess LOL. The simpsons is very different. Every little thing is part of a main scene. The whole show will link and the weird stuff will pop up in the background. Sometimes they utalize quickie descriptive scene pop-ins like with Moleman and such. They don't do most the show around it. Thats the Family Guy's style.

Also--- Family guy goes farther than the simpsons will along the lines of jokes--- and it's not made to really be a kids show. I know the simpsons has some edgier stuff in it too but it's not as 'bad' as Family guy is.

I guess its all how the show hits off for people. It's kinda like Pokemon hitting it off for some people-- while I'd rather claw my own eyes out than watch it.

Just the way things are I guess lol.

[Dee]

As for what snack food Batman liked, well, it helps if you've seen the "Scooby Doo at the Movies" episode where Bats and Robin appeared for the reference I threw into this story...

Scooby Doo is like pokemon to me. I tend not to watch it... at all.

Just from a guess, Batman looks like the kind who'd enjoy cheetos and a coca cola lol.

[Anthonynotes]

Originally posted by Delia97
As for what snack food Batman liked, well, it helps if you've seen the "Scooby Doo at the Movies" episode where Bats and Robin appeared for the reference I threw into this story...

Scooby Doo is like pokemon to me. I tend not to watch it... at all.

Just from a guess, Batman looks like the kind who'd enjoy cheetos and a coca cola lol.

Well, I haven't seen the episode in question since I was a kid, but in the "Batman-and-Robin (the early 70's animated Adam West-ish versions) meets the Scooby gang" episode (after taking care of the Penguin and the Joker), Batman tells Scooby he doesn't have any "Scooby Snacks", but *does* have "Bat-Snacks" (little bat-shaped cookies) in a pouch in his utility belt...must be seen to be believed...

-B.

[Dee]

Originally posted by Brainatra


Well, I haven't seen the episode in question since I was a kid, but in the "Batman-and-Robin (the early 70's animated Adam West-ish versions) meets the Scooby gang" episode (after taking care of the Penguin and the Joker), Batman tells Scooby he doesn't have any "Scooby Snacks", but *does* have "Bat-Snacks" (little bat-shaped cookies) in a pouch in his utility belt...must be seen to be believed...

-B.

HOLY MARTHA-STEWART, BATMAN! YOU MADE COOKIES??

or did Alfred make em (he can do anything!)

[Danielle]

Originally posted by Delia97


HOLY MARTHA-STEWART, BATMAN! YOU MADE COOKIES??

or did Alfred make em (he can do anything!)


Nah, I think it was Batman.....who else could make such highly-defined bat-ears?

[Dee]

OOKKAAYYY--- mental image popped up: Batman in frilly apron with a plate of freshly baked bat-cookies


AHHH! GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD!! lol

[Danielle]

Originally posted by Delia97
OOKKAAYYY--- mental image popped up: Batman in frilly apron with a plate of freshly baked bat-cookies


AHHH! GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD!! lol

Hee hee.....I love doin' that to people. :D

[Dee]

"I used the Easy Bat Bake Oven!"



OHHH MAN MORE MENTAL IMAGE: MARTHA STEWART BATMAN

(curls up in corner of room rocking back and forth) GET IT OUT OF MY MIND!!

[Danielle]

{holds mallet aloft [aloft?!]} Okkay, hold still.......









{*WHACK!*}








Are the images gone? :D

[Dee]

OWWWW! GIMME THAT! (takes mallet away)

Now all i see are stupid little stars!

[Danielle]

{blinks} That's funny....you were supposed to see birds, not stars.

{blinks again, then looks down and realizes....} HEY! {sniff} That's my lucky mallet.....
{pause}
WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!

[DR. BELCH]

Delia97:
Now all I see are stupid little stars!
Like in the end of "Daffy Duck in Hollywood"? There's Greta Garbo! And Heddy Lamarr! And Dorothy Lamour! And--gasp--it's Don Knotts! :p

[Danielle]

Don Knotts????!!!! {darts around madly} WHERE, WHERE???!!!!

[Anthonynotes]

Well, we *are* talking about a man who takes the time to make his various weapons/gear bat-shaped.... and name various stuff "Bat-whatever" (Bat-computer, Batmobile, Bat-ropes, "Batarang", Bat-Portable Foreman Grill....OK, I made that last one up ;-) And keep various trophies like a giant penny, giant dinosaur model, etc. in the Bat-cave (or are they "bat-trophies"?).

Then again, he probably just had Alfred bake them.... or just bought some pre-made cookie dough at the supermarket and used a bat-shaped cookie cutter from Halloween on them ;-)

-B.
Hmm....or maybe that should be "bat-cookie dough".... or "his bat-butler"....or the "bat-giant dinosaur model"....or---- (gets slapped upside the head) OK, OK! *Sorry*....

[Dee]

yeah if batman dont keep up with his bat-bills, the bat repo man will come and that would be a bat-astrophe!

[Danielle]

Originally posted by Delia97
yeah if batman dont keep up with his bat-bills, the bat repo man will come and that would be a bat-astrophe!

I oughta mallet you just for that.... ;)

[Anthonynotes]

*What* bat-bills?! He's rich, remember? He probably *owns* the repo company. (Pauses) Erm, make that "bat-rich"... and owning a "bat-repo company"... no doubt with lots of low-paid bat-minimum-wage bat-repo-men employees ready to form a bat-union and go on bat-strike at any bat-minute--- (breathes) Erm, sorry. ;-p

-B.

[Dee]

bat on the brain tonight!!!

[Anthonynotes]

Originally posted by Delia97
bat on the brain tonight!!!

You mean "bat-brain", don't you? (Ducks) ;-)

-B.

[DR. BELCH]

Bats in the belfry! *hiccup*

This is the guy, after all, who in the 1966 movie carried Bat-shark repellent on his belt....though I seriously doubt the coastal waters of the upper Atlantic are warm enough to harbor sharks....

As for the cookies...I thought crumpets were more Alfred's style (as Babs and Bruce noted in aBeyond ep)...though Robin says in "Lion and the Unicorn" he conceded to making peanut butter and jelly sandwiches (or something to that effect), so maybe he didn't mind preparing more American dishes for his young charges. But I bet he drew the line at prepackaged dough.

[Danielle]

Stone jokes, space jokes, bat jokes.......oy gevalt, you guys are straaaaaaange. ;)

Here's an unexpected question: What was this topic originally about again? :confused:

[Sharklady]

> ...though I seriously doubt the coastal waters of the upper Atlantic are warm enough to harbor sharks.... <

I know when I'm being paged.

Actually, sharks occur in every part of the ocean, even the abysmal depts and under the polar ice cap (the big 'greenland shark' is named in reference to it's cold-water habitat.) While it's true that the northern Atlantic seaboard is not the most likely place to encounter a shark large enough to menace a human, sharks like that *can* show up anyplace where there's a substancial marine-mammal population. New Jersey was the site of a notorious case; three people were killed by sharks within one week (at the time a Great White was the suspected culprit, but now it's considered more likely to've been a bull shark. Two of the deaths happened in fresh water, and bull sharks are far and away the most likely species to venture up rivers. Some even make their home in Lake Nicaragua.)

[Anthonynotes]

Originally posted by Sharklady
> ...though I seriously doubt the coastal waters of the upper Atlantic are warm enough to harbor sharks.... <

I know when I'm being paged.

Actually, sharks occur in every part of the ocean, even the abysmal depts and under the polar ice cap (the big 'greenland shark' is named in reference to it's cold-water habitat.) While it's true that the northern Atlantic seaboard is not the most likely place to encounter a shark large enough to menace a human, sharks like that *can* show up anyplace where there's a substancial marine-mammal population. New Jersey was the site of a notorious case; three people were killed by sharks within one week (at the time a Great White was the suspected culprit, but now it's considered more likely to've been a bull shark. Two of the deaths happened in fresh water, and bull sharks are far and away the most likely species to venture up rivers. Some even make their home in Lake Nicaragua.)

Cool. Have seen unofficial inferrences at Gotham City's location supposedly being in New Jersey (along with Metropolis as possibly in Delaware, with both cities possibly on opposite sides of some huge bay seperating the two states...).

As for the original topic: it was to announce the archiving of the "Wrath of Stewie" story...with a description of one of the features of said story being Batman carrying "Bat-snacks" with him...and thus leading to, um, whatever we're talking about now...

-B.

[Danielle]

Originally posted by Brainatra


As for the original topic: it was to announce the archiving of the "Wrath of Stewie" story...with a description of one of the features of said story being Batman carrying "Bat-snacks" with him...and thus leading to, um, whatever we're talking about now...




Erm, sharks, I think. Hey, anyone want to hear about the eating habits of the hexanchiformes? :D

Okkay, okkay, original topic. Uh.....oh, yeah, STEWIE GIVES A BAD NAME TO ALL RHODE-ISLANDERS!!!!

Not that I care. I'm not a very big supporter of my state. {ooooohhhhhhh, it's a *state*? I always thought of it as a city, or perhaps a small county.... :rolleyes: }

[Anthonynotes]

Originally posted by Danielle



Erm, sharks, I think. Hey, anyone want to hear about the eating habits of the hexanchiformes? :D

Okkay, okkay, original topic. Uh.....oh, yeah, STEWIE GIVES A BAD NAME TO ALL RHODE-ISLANDERS!!!!

Not that I care. I'm not a very big supporter of my state. {ooooohhhhhhh, it's a *state*? I always thought of it as a city, or perhaps a small county.... :rolleyes: }

I'd figure Stewie's *father* (out of the rest of the generally wretched supporting cast) gives Rhode Island/Rhode Islanders a bad name ;-)

As for Stewie:
STEWIE: Oooooh, I'm a "bad influence", am I?! Well, I could care less about being some bloody "role model" for you and the rest of my fellow clam-chowder-eating, New England Patriot-supporting losers.... (pauses) Wait, what am I saying? The Patriots rose to victorious triumph... OK, scratch that part out, but leave in the rest of my oh-so-clever retort...

DANIELLE: Uh-huh. *Sooo clever*. This from someone who got accidentially exiled at the end of the story this whole topic's "allegedly" about... *and* whose show is all but cancelled by now...

STEWIE: Well, I....um, that is...to say----(lacks a clever retort; makes a scowling face) BLAST!

:-)

Pointless comics trivia: the JLA's original headquarters (in the 60's comics) was in a cave located near the fictional town of Happy Harbor, Rhode Island...

-B.

[DR. BELCH]

Perchance have you ever seen Me, Myself, and Irene? Irene has a few very similar remarks about RI's diminutiveness upon her arrest ("It doesn't even deserve to be called a state!...and will you stop staring at my [butt]?").
Then there's New Jersey. I've mentioned before a T-shirt I saw once that said "Hell is a city much like Newark", and native Jerseyians have told me that's pretty much spot-on.... :p

[Danielle]

Originally posted by DR. BELCH
Perchance have you ever seen Me, Myself, and Irene?


Nope. But now that you've told me.... {calls up Blockbuster}


Oh. And I don't eat clam chowder. Heh...so much for a semi-witty retort..... :p

[Anthonynotes]

Originally posted by Danielle



Nope. But now that you've told me.... {calls up Blockbuster}


Oh. And I don't eat clam chowder. Heh...so much for a semi-witty retort..... :p

STEWIE: (Snidely) Ooooh, that's *such* a clever comeback--- someone call "Hollywood Squares" we've got next week's special new square.... (realizes something) "Square"...and she's "square". HA! I made a funny!

;-)

-B.
Doesn't want to see "Me, Myself, and Irene"...

[Danielle]

Square? I've always thought of myself rather triangle-shaped......

[Anthonynotes]

Originally posted by Danielle
Square? I've always thought of myself rather triangle-shaped......

STEWIE: Oh, is that the *best* you can do?! Looks like I win *this* battle of wits, missy...and too bad you didn't have any ammo. (Laughs at this lame joke, but is suddenly grabbed by his father, Peter)

PETER: Hey, Stewie--if you're finished makin' your moves on that "groovy" chick, I've gotta teach you all I know about being a good human being. (Pauses) No, wait---I was gonna teach you how to belch in three different keys.

STEWIE: (Making a face) Oh, for the *love of---* Listen, you---she was not a (makes finger-quotes) "groovy chick"---but a *wretched "chick"*! She apparently has nothing better to do than to sit in front of her underpowered excuse for a computer and throw at me meritless insults about my person, and---(Off-screen belch noise) Good *LORD*---get away from me you wretched excuse for a patriarch! (Tries moving away, but gets grabbed and is pulled slowly off-screen) No! Stop it! GAAAAAH! BLAST!!!

:-)

-B.

[Lonestarr]

I want to say that I loved the story, even if it gave into temptation at the end: Pesto beating the tar out of Squit over a malaprop, a gag that was funny the first time on the show, then never again.

Rating: 9.999/10

[Danielle]

Originally posted by Lonestarr

Rating: 9.999/10

That 0.001 was taken away because of all the time/space distortion gags. :D


----Signed, the "Wretched Chick". B-GAWK!

[Anthonynotes]

Originally posted by Danielle


That 0.001 was taken away because of all the time/space distortion gags. :D


----Signed, the "Wretched Chick". B-GAWK!

No way---I only used that bit all of once (IIRC)! :-)

-B.

[Lonestarr]

Originally posted by Danielle


That 0.001 was taken away because of all the time/space distortion gags. :D


No offense, but weren't you paying attention; beating a dead horse, i.e. that Goodfeathers gag.

[Danielle]

Originally posted by Lonestarr


No offense, but weren't you paying attention; beating a dead horse, i.e. that Goodfeathers gag.

I don't pay attention to anything. :p

Did it mention something about beating a dead horse in there? Er........then no, I wasn't paying attention.

[Anthonynotes]

Originally posted by Lonestarr


No offense, but weren't you paying attention; beating a dead horse, i.e. that Goodfeathers gag.

I think she was just making a joke--- since in past stories, the Warners' "two places at once" gag (and other space-time distortion) had gotten, erm, *very* heavily used. :-)

-B.