livingfruitvirus
02-14-2002, 08:34 PM
What if the cartoon cartoons and Toonami cartoons and such just happened to stumble onto the Adult Swim pool? Here's a couple of my own:
Mojo Jojo (in giant robo mojo): Ha ha! I have come here to take over your precious pool! Then Mojo Jojo can be on Adult Swim and be able to "kill" those Powerpuff Girls. Not destroy! KIIILLLLL!!!
(giant 0083 Gundam crushes Mojo)
Spike: So, what do you call that?
Gene: A......(mumbles)
Spike: Say that again? I can't hear.
Gene: (sigh) A blaster.
Spike: Heh. That's classic. Hey, can you do this?
(Spike shoots himself and loses gallons of blood)
Gene: Of course I can! (attempts to point the gun to his chest, but is cutaway to another position) Darn! It keeps getting cut!
Spike: Ha! (voice lowers) Ugh......I think I need a few pints.
Gene: Of........soda?
Spike: Haha! You can't even say beer........oh boy....feeling woozie....(faints).
Blossom: Bet you can't do this (starts flying around)
Shake: Oh I can do that ya pink little.....
Blossom: Ok. Then do this (pats head and rubs stomach)
Shake: The hell I can do that! In fact, I can do it even better if you turn around.
Blossom: Fine (turns around)
Shake: Ok then......(tries to do it, but his low budget animation prevents it)........there I did it!
Blossom: No you didn't.
Shake: Oh yeah?
Blossom: See these eyes I have. They're so big I have 360 degree peripheral vision.
Shake: Fine *****. I'll just shuffle in this direction.
Mojo Jojo (in giant robo mojo): Ha ha! I have come here to take over your precious pool! Then Mojo Jojo can be on Adult Swim and be able to "kill" those Powerpuff Girls. Not destroy! KIIILLLLL!!!
(giant 0083 Gundam crushes Mojo)
Spike: So, what do you call that?
Gene: A......(mumbles)
Spike: Say that again? I can't hear.
Gene: (sigh) A blaster.
Spike: Heh. That's classic. Hey, can you do this?
(Spike shoots himself and loses gallons of blood)
Gene: Of course I can! (attempts to point the gun to his chest, but is cutaway to another position) Darn! It keeps getting cut!
Spike: Ha! (voice lowers) Ugh......I think I need a few pints.
Gene: Of........soda?
Spike: Haha! You can't even say beer........oh boy....feeling woozie....(faints).
Blossom: Bet you can't do this (starts flying around)
Shake: Oh I can do that ya pink little.....
Blossom: Ok. Then do this (pats head and rubs stomach)
Shake: The hell I can do that! In fact, I can do it even better if you turn around.
Blossom: Fine (turns around)
Shake: Ok then......(tries to do it, but his low budget animation prevents it)........there I did it!
Blossom: No you didn't.
Shake: Oh yeah?
Blossom: See these eyes I have. They're so big I have 360 degree peripheral vision.
Shake: Fine *****. I'll just shuffle in this direction.