Brandon Pierce
02-14-2002, 03:56 PM
DAY 7
Norb: Well, folks. Eliza Thornberry has been given the boot.
(cut to a different scene, eliza's room)
Eliza: How nice. They gave me a boot! (tries on boot. cut back to island)
Norb: Now, then. The remaining survivors don't know that we've brought a vicious blood-thristy lion in the jungle. The humidity challenge is to see who can keep there composure for 3 days with a lion running loose through the jungle. Let's watch shall we?
(survivors' camp)
Angelica: So anyway, I was evesdropping on Norb as he was telling the audience about a lion he's letting loose on the island.
Filbert: Oh, fishsticks. A lion?
Helga: What, are you scared?
Filbert: No. I'm just allergic to cats. And lion's a re a member of the cat fam--
Helga:Sorry, Quasimodo, boring time is over.
(puts a paper bag over Filbert's head)
Filbert: Hey! I can't breathe! (faints)
Gerald: So.... what's the deal with the lions?
Angelica: Norb said that anyone who does not freak out on the lion win the humidity challenge. All we hafta do is not get scared, and we'll all be safe.
DAY 8
(the survivors are hiding in the trees with birnoculars, looking for the lion)
Stimpy: I don't see it anywhere!
Dib: I 'd say this is a stupid test. And, we know the lion's hiding. Waiting for meat to be thrown at him!
Gaz: Hmmmm.... (gaz pushes her brother out of the tree. you hear the lion growling. dib screaming and the lion tearing dib up)
Helga: Well... that was the highlight of the week, wouldn't you say?
Angelica: I wish I had brought my camera!
(dib crawls back up the tree. glasses broken, clothes torn and tattered. scars all over his face.)
Dib: hy id you do hat?
Gaz: Wha--? You're missing some teeth. I can't understand you.
Dib: leth throw you in!
Gaz: Uhhh.... Angelica called first!
Angelica: What?
(gaz picks up angelica and throws her to the lion)
Gerald: That was good. But.... uhh.... how do we get down from these trees with the lion attacking us?
DAY 9
Norb: You guys owe me for risking my life to save you. And we're taking the lion back to the zoo. Meet me at Nicktoon council.
(nicktoon council)
Norb: The 3rd poor, unfortunate, soul to be kicked out of the tribe is.........................
......... HELGA!
Helga: But... but... there must be some mistake! I was the glue that held this tribe together! These guys couldn't survive without my help!
(norb beckons two police officers to grab helga)
I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS! WHOEVER IT IS THAT VOTED FOR ME! I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!
Norb: You guys better go back to camp. See you tomorrow. (tribe leaves. Norb turns to audience) Just between you and me.... I'm the one that voted for Helga! Ssssh! Don't tell anyone! Bye!
Norb: Well, folks. Eliza Thornberry has been given the boot.
(cut to a different scene, eliza's room)
Eliza: How nice. They gave me a boot! (tries on boot. cut back to island)
Norb: Now, then. The remaining survivors don't know that we've brought a vicious blood-thristy lion in the jungle. The humidity challenge is to see who can keep there composure for 3 days with a lion running loose through the jungle. Let's watch shall we?
(survivors' camp)
Angelica: So anyway, I was evesdropping on Norb as he was telling the audience about a lion he's letting loose on the island.
Filbert: Oh, fishsticks. A lion?
Helga: What, are you scared?
Filbert: No. I'm just allergic to cats. And lion's a re a member of the cat fam--
Helga:Sorry, Quasimodo, boring time is over.
(puts a paper bag over Filbert's head)
Filbert: Hey! I can't breathe! (faints)
Gerald: So.... what's the deal with the lions?
Angelica: Norb said that anyone who does not freak out on the lion win the humidity challenge. All we hafta do is not get scared, and we'll all be safe.
DAY 8
(the survivors are hiding in the trees with birnoculars, looking for the lion)
Stimpy: I don't see it anywhere!
Dib: I 'd say this is a stupid test. And, we know the lion's hiding. Waiting for meat to be thrown at him!
Gaz: Hmmmm.... (gaz pushes her brother out of the tree. you hear the lion growling. dib screaming and the lion tearing dib up)
Helga: Well... that was the highlight of the week, wouldn't you say?
Angelica: I wish I had brought my camera!
(dib crawls back up the tree. glasses broken, clothes torn and tattered. scars all over his face.)
Dib: hy id you do hat?
Gaz: Wha--? You're missing some teeth. I can't understand you.
Dib: leth throw you in!
Gaz: Uhhh.... Angelica called first!
Angelica: What?
(gaz picks up angelica and throws her to the lion)
Gerald: That was good. But.... uhh.... how do we get down from these trees with the lion attacking us?
DAY 9
Norb: You guys owe me for risking my life to save you. And we're taking the lion back to the zoo. Meet me at Nicktoon council.
(nicktoon council)
Norb: The 3rd poor, unfortunate, soul to be kicked out of the tribe is.........................
......... HELGA!
Helga: But... but... there must be some mistake! I was the glue that held this tribe together! These guys couldn't survive without my help!
(norb beckons two police officers to grab helga)
I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS! WHOEVER IT IS THAT VOTED FOR ME! I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!
Norb: You guys better go back to camp. See you tomorrow. (tribe leaves. Norb turns to audience) Just between you and me.... I'm the one that voted for Helga! Ssssh! Don't tell anyone! Bye!