View Full Version : clean/rated version of horror movies?
ifthismeansevos
09-11-2007, 10:48 AM
Do they release clean/edited version of horror movies?I want to see movies without sexual content and graphic nudity.So many good movies have been released today but sadly all are R rated!Why do horror movies are having so much nudity anyways?I cant even watch them with my friends/relatives anymore....:sad: :(
What are some good pg-13 or R rated horror movies that dont have nudity?
I like WHEN A STRANGER CALLS-PG 13 and VACANCY-R rated ( no nudity).
Any movies like these?
Matt Hazuda
09-11-2007, 11:12 AM
Do they release clean/edited version of horror movies?I want to see movies without sexual content and graphic nudity.So many good movies have been released today but sadly all are R rated!Why do horror movies are having so much nudity anyways?I cant even watch them with my friends/relatives anymore....:sad: :(
What are some good pg-13 or R rated horror movies that dont have nudity?
I like WHEN A STRANGER CALLS-PG 13 and VACANCY-R rated ( no nudity).
Any movies like these?It's called watch it on TV with a ton of awful cuts for time and more commercials than you can shake a stick at.
Also, what kind of stick is up the collective rear of your friends and relatives that they can't handle a little nudity? Who will the monster know who to kill if no one is nude? :p
Robin2099
09-11-2007, 12:13 PM
Either watch it on TV, or just rent PG-13 movies. If you want to avoid nudity those would be your best bets.
Shawn Hopkins
09-11-2007, 02:53 PM
Matt is right. In horror movies, if you have sex, then you have to die. It's the rule. If people in horror movies didn't have sex then the slashers would have no one to kill.
Also, you have disturbing standards, my friend. You want to see movies where people get brutally killed, but God forbid they get naked. I'm telling you from real world experience that naked people are a whole lot more pleasant to be around than violent death, so I'm not sure why American culture is so screwed up in this regard.
Remember Joe Bob Briggs, the drive-in film critic? He used to rate movies, in part, based on how many naked breasts they had. I bet you could use his reviews to find what you are looking for. You could also use his ratings to find movies that have "lawnmower fu," but that's just a nice bonus.
Here's a link. Maybe I was an insulting jerk to you in this thread, but I hope you'll take away that I was a -helpful- insulting jerk.
http://www.joebobbriggs.com/review.asp
Punisher
09-11-2007, 03:25 PM
Hostel outta be what you're looking for.
HG Revolution
09-11-2007, 03:33 PM
Hostel outta be what you're looking for.
Women being brutally tortured and a guy getting his penus cut off? Sounds about as R-rated as you can get.
Punisher
09-11-2007, 03:35 PM
Women being brutally tortured and a guy getting his penus cut off? Sounds about as R-rated as you can get.I don't recall anybody getting their manhood cut off. Sure you seen the movie?
Either way, my previous post was sarcastic...
HG Revolution
09-11-2007, 03:49 PM
I don't recall anybody getting their manhood cut off. Sure you seen the movie?
I heard it was in the second one.
Punisher
09-11-2007, 04:15 PM
I heard it was in the second one.*Makes note to check out Hostel 2*
Seriously though, the first two Saw movies are good, clean, no-nudity family fun if you haven't seen those already, and The Thing can be considered horror and has no nudity at all either. But judging by your tastes in horror, I'd take a step down the ladder and recommend The Boogeyman. It's right up your alley with no nudity(though there is implied sexuality, that might be a problem) and a PG-13 rating.
Tobias
09-11-2007, 06:27 PM
The first three Child's Play movies before it turned to dark comedy has no nudity or sexual content. Just old fashioned R-rated slasher fun.
Zorak Masaki
09-12-2007, 12:02 AM
The first friday the 13th (and for that matter, the 3rd and 6th ones as well) are nudity-free, and so are the first 2 nightmare on elm st. films, and those films (well, at least the NOTS films) are classics in the horror genre.
ifthismeansevos
09-12-2007, 09:30 AM
Oh my gosh...I saw this movie HOSTEL 2...ewwww yuck yuck yuckk . The movie is sick!:o
I appreciate you guys helping me out but Ive found a great website with clear ratings! www.kids-in-mind.com (http://www.kids-in-mind.com)
Also,I dont understand this rule " If u have sex,u die in a horror movie "...I mean,what?It makes no sense to me.:shrug:
Tobias
09-12-2007, 12:25 PM
Oh my gosh...I saw this movie HOSTEL 2...ewwww yuck yuck yuckk . The movie is sick!:o
I appreciate you guys helping me out but Ive found a great website with clear ratings! www.kids-in-mind.com (http://www.kids-in-mind.com)
Also,I dont understand this rule " If u have sex,u die in a horror movie "...I mean,what?It makes no sense to me.:shrug:
Because slashers are pro-abstinence. It's the job of Freddy, Jason, Micheal Meyers, etc., to protect the youth of America from themselves and say 'Hey, kids, don't have sex or you'll die!'. They're actually sending a pretty positive message.
Matt Hazuda
09-12-2007, 01:18 PM
Oh my gosh...I saw this movie HOSTEL 2...ewwww yuck yuck yuckk . The movie is sick!:o
I appreciate you guys helping me out but Ive found a great website with clear ratings! www.kids-in-mind.com (http://www.kids-in-mind.com)
Also,I dont understand this rule " If u have sex,u die in a horror movie "...I mean,what?It makes no sense to me.:shrug:So care to explain your issue with nudity, but no qualms with violence? I'd really love to hear what makes one perfectly acceptable but the other bad.
Tobias
09-12-2007, 03:28 PM
Oh my gosh...I saw this movie HOSTEL 2...ewwww yuck yuck yuckk . The movie is sick!:o
I appreciate you guys helping me out but Ive found a great website with clear ratings! www.kids-in-mind.com (http://www.kids-in-mind.com)
Also,I dont understand this rule " If u have sex,u die in a horror movie "...I mean,what?It makes no sense to me.:shrug:
http://www.screenit.com/search_movies.html
This site is much more detailed with it's reviews on nudity/sex.
ifthismeansevos
09-13-2007, 10:30 AM
http://www.screenit.com/search_movies.html
This site is much more detailed with it's reviews on nudity/sex.
thanks!
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