"WWE RAW" Talkback (Spoilers)

[The Penguin]

Who has Vince for a daddy? "Things are looking up." Tonight, all is revealed!


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September 10, 2007

This week, the wait is over. Mr. McMahon and the rest of the world will finally learn the identity of the Chairman’s illegitimate son.

Last week, a lawyer for the woman who has filed a paternity suit against Mr. McMahon revealed only one clue about his illegitimate son: “Things are looking up.” Will Mr. McMahon beam with pride when his offspring’s identity is revealed? Or will he find himself cursing his considerable “grapefruits”? And will Mr. Kennedy, who claimed to be the Chairman’s bastard son last week, have anything to say as this mystery unfolds?

Raw General Manager William Regal felt WWE Champion John Cena’s wrath after he announced a title rematch at Unforgiven between Cena and his tormentor Randy Orton, who attacked The Champ’s father the previous week. Will Cena feel any ramifications for his attack? And will his rage over his father’s plight manifest itself again this week?

Triple H proved last week that his Game hasn’t lost a step, apparently putting Umaga on the shelf after bludgeoning him with a sledgehammer during a Handicap Match with the Samoan Bulldozer and Carlito. With Carlito anxious to exact revenge against Triple H for ruining his Cabana with Mr. McMahon, what measures will the Caribbean Bad Apple take against the King of Kings?

In an impressive show of aerial artistry, Jeff Hardy was able to snatch the Intercontinental Championship from between the teeth of Umaga. What awaits "The Rainbow-haired Warrior” next week on Raw? Will the high-flyer face a challenge to his title?

Find out all the answers to these questions and more when Raw airs on USA Network at 9/8 CT.

[Rolling Cloud]

Jeff Hardy's happy! ^_^

"Praise the lord, Yeah!" :lol:

[SirLemming]

So, any bets as to how long it'll be before John Cena shows up?

[RedNinja84]

Just read London and Kendrick won the tag titles over seas but lost it back to Cade and Murdoch three days later.

[SirLemming]

So naturally the banned guy showed up, and still wearing that horrible shirt. I hate the design of it. The fence goes up way too high on the chest. It just makes him look like he's wearing a... tarp or something.

[VCXZX]

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[RedNinja84]

I thought it was going to turn into an Ultimate Warrior promo there for a minute.

[SirLemming]

Interesting. Santino's clean? He must be, because they had a perfect exit strategy for him. He was injured and Sandman beat him up. I wonder if they didn't know whether or not he was okay last week.

EDIT: And I'm LOLing already. I love this guy.

[VCXZX]

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I also liked him talking over the entrance of his competitor again. I like that part of his gimmick.

I'm glad he didn't get suspended.

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[SirLemming]

A-DAMN! Santino is awesome, man. Never thought I'd be saying that.


Ah, so even though the Diva search is thankfully not taking place on air, they still have to show recaps, of course. Well, at least Naomi is SUPER HOT.

[Rolling Cloud]

You know I'm not happy seeing Kahli try to pop Mysterio's head open like a grape. >_> There's a chance he could get brain damage or skull damage.

Yes, I know it's "fake" but, come on now! D:

[RedNinja84]

Wow, so Vince fathered a Leperchan, I am loving this lol

[SirLemming]

Well, I'm not sure what would've made me happy, but all I know is that was a pretty big waste of 5 weeks.

[Anthony C.]

You know I'm not happy seeing Kahli try to pop Mysterio's head open like a grape. >_> There's a chance he could get brain damage or skull damage.

Yes, I know it's "fake" but, come on now! D:

I'm not happy seeing that big Lummox being Smackdown Champion in the first place, let alone trying to fake pop somebody's eyes out of a man's head.

BTW, Thank GOD HHH was not McMahon's kid. It would be A) Nepotism at its highest and B) Incess seeing that in storyline HHH was married to Stephanie for 2 years. I honestly thought it was Triple H at first and I was getting ready to throw up as a result and swear off WWE. But now its all good :D. (BTW Orton defeats Cena on Sunday and Orton is going to drop the belt to HHH in October).

[VCXZX]

I guess the suspensions changed plans again as Hornswaggle was the son. Makes sense since he's "Little Bastard". I'll give them that. But I'm still a bit disappointed.

They could've also set this up as the return of a certain former RAW champ with fair hair. That's right, RAW is Jericho.

Overall, aside from Santino, not a good RAW.

[PTurkey]

They totally had me going. Triple H would've been horrible. I was so disappointed, until they said Hornswaggle. Horrible in a different way, but freaking hilarious too. I can't believe they went with the leprechaun. I'm laughing myself to tears because of this.

This, and Santino's DAMN-A. Putting cheese on french fries isn't culture.

[Nygma]

You just know Vince McMahon is going to turn Hornswoggle into his own personal mini me, hell I'm surprised Vince didn't do this years ago.:p

[hobbyfan]

Vince's "bastard" son?! We should've suspected this all along! Why else did they change Hornswoggle's name from "Little Bastard" in the first place?

Man alive, I was ROTFLMAO right along with Hunter when it was announced that 'Swoggle was the "son". Kennedy gets a face pop in the hometown and can't be there to take it, but Wisconsin's other native son is a good 2nd choice. 'Swoggle also gets a face pop, but now the idea is to try to keep him face and break him away from Finlay.

Memo to Shelton Benjamin: Lose the bleach. You're on a losing streak.

Mark it down. There will be 2 title changes on the Raw brand on Sunday. You know which ones.

The correct booking in re.: Cena-Orton would've been to suspend Orton for misconduct last week, and do the same for Cena this week, leaving them to do a dual-satellite face-2-face interview. That's the best way to protect your Raw main event at Unforgiven, but let's remember that the head writer is an idiot, and doesn't understand logic. Clean up on aisle common sense, please!:D

Vince could do better than Coach as an assistant/interim GM, but then, if Goofwitz is also a Simpsons fan, I can understand. Vince is Mr. Burns, and Coach would be Smithers, without the gay overtones.

Then again, wouldn't that make 'Swoggle an adult Bart?:D ;) :p

Regardless of the (illegal) stip, Carlito is SO dead on Sunday.

Khali is the most incoherent heel champion of any division since Andre. Period.

[PhatMan]

I have a feeling this is a Huge Swerve job. And Kennedy will still be Vince's Son when it's all said and done.

[The Penguin]

The opening with Vince & Coach, The Great Khali, JBL, Jeff Hardy and Mr. Johnson (couldn’t we have written a more interesting name?) was a good start to the night of the ‘big news’ and JBL showing up played very well into the end of the show and was just awesome in general with all the comments about Khali Bradshaw pulled out.

Good to see London & Kendrick aren’t letting Cade & Murdoch lure them in like they did the Hardys. The cruiserweights striking first should help them gain the advantage and hold the Tag belts for more than a few days.

I really enjoyed watching H3 writing us a note to promote his new shirt. :lol:

I love Vince meeting Stevie. This part of the show was a good comedy period.

It was a nice piece of continuity to have Carlito bring Shelton Benjamin out to face Triple H. When the Golden Gopher moved to RAW he did quite well against the Game. Not so tonight however.

With McMahon they have not been the sole focus, but Randy Orton and John Cena have been doing a great job building up their match. Orton is sadistic and uncaring and Cena has lost all control. I’m looking forward to this.

I don’t care much techno remixes the way it is and Candice Michelle’s new theme is worse than most. Why they think they need to give her this up-tempo theme makes little sense to me.

Well Mickie beat Jillian and then Beth just beat on everybody!! Candice will at least be dressed to fight at Unforgiven, but that may not be enough.

“At least he passed away before having to watch Stone Cold Steve Austin in The Condemned on DVD.” Well I guess Santino isn’t among those going anywhere. Sandman must have legit hurt his ankle because he was selling it too much at the end for it to be part of the show. All I can say about Marella attacking Simmons is… DAMN!

If they are hiding the Diva Search on WWE.com, why doesn’t WWE just get rid of it?! If the rumors are to be believed, Vince likes it because it blends reality TV with the WWE and if it’s not even on TV, it seems even more pointless than it is usually regarded.

No surprise to see that Jeff Hardy wasn’t much of a match for The Great Khali. Interesting change to see the claw lead to a pin. At least they didn’t have him start spitting blood. Jeff could have Batista out there a little earlier though.

The build during the final segment was very well done. I laughed at the slightly inappropriate “You mean my son is Caucasian? :D” from Vince followed by a more subdued version. As Mr. Johnson narrowed things down more and more, it got more interesting. The fair-haired one messed with things a little bit, Kenny stills seems blonde to me. He Val Venis kind of just wandered off. It almost seemed like they weren’t supposed to have lasted that long, but they were both champions, although I’d say Val’s hair is darker.

:lol: Hornswoggle is Vince’s son?!! Oh God, I could not stop laughing. Triple H was so upset and then he was just in the ring mocking his would-be dad. :lol: It reeks of a throw away (just like the death of McMahon) because of changing circumstance, but dammit if it’s not hilarious. :lol:

[RAINMAN]

So vince son is a midget? I have a feeling that won`t stick too long.

[Tapout]

Ugh, between the rumors flooding the internet this week and the clues given to Vince, I had set myself up to believe Chris Jericho would be returning tonight. Not only was it not Y2J, but they decided to drop the ball completely. Someone on another board had said they'll make it be Hornswaggle because after the Kennedy suspension they've got no backup plan, and he was dead on.

Santino Marella rules. Who would've thought that just turning into a complete ****** would be great for the guy's career.

[Boy Wonder]

Where I come from, this wins a "Gooker". Just as bad as the Gooker at Survivor Series 1991. Horrible payoff there.