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Jack
02-11-2002, 07:08 PM
Read the telegraph!
http://imagehost.auctionwatch.com/preview/su/superrabbit/gaspgaspgasp.jpg
I'm really scared, who knows what Fun and Games board regulars are going to get slashed by the Shopshire Slasher. This is not something I made real quick in a paint program. It's a real live telegraph, I swear on my crossed fingers it is.


Jack :eek:

Danielle
02-11-2002, 07:38 PM
http://www.3dpcgame.com/cwm/s/contrib/duckman/scurd.gif

It wasn't me! I swear! :eek:

Joe Tully
02-11-2002, 08:37 PM
Fortunately, I'm not a Shropshire...whew! :cool:

Singin' Stray Cat
02-12-2002, 10:05 AM
:eek: eep! I'd better finish forging my frying pan of doom, and fast!

Jon Cooke
02-12-2002, 05:01 PM
Things look worse than we thought. Check out today's newspaper!! :eek:

http://looney.toonzone.net/picts/misc1917.jpg


-Jon

Danielle
02-12-2002, 05:20 PM
Originally posted by Jon Cooke
Things look worse than we thought. Check out today's newspaper!! :eek:

http://looney.toonzone.net/picts/misc1917.jpg




Figures......Dragnet misses everything. ;)

Am I Shropshire? I dunno that much about my family history.....maybe..... :eek:

Jack
02-12-2002, 11:08 PM
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: Oh my, TWO dangerous criminals are hiding out here!
:eek:
Whatever SHALL we DO! :eek:
:eek:

Jack :eek: :eek: :eek:

Joe Tully
02-13-2002, 08:29 AM
Call Duck Twacy, the famous detcuhtive!

The Dork Knight
02-13-2002, 12:28 PM
I like this board.... It's silly....

- Foley Is Good

Pietro
02-13-2002, 01:01 PM
Oh no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:eek:

Two of the world's most dangerous criminals are after us here at ToonZone!:eek:

-Pietro:D

Thad Komorowski
02-13-2002, 03:41 PM
Good think Bin Laden's not one of them...;)


-Thad

Danielle
02-13-2002, 05:22 PM
Originally posted by Thad K
Good think Bin Laden's not one of them...;)




And how do you know that, Thad? Or should I say, SLUGGY! :p

Brandon Pierce
02-13-2002, 06:35 PM
What if ted Turner was out to get us?! I'd start packin' your bags, Folks!

Do-Do
02-13-2002, 06:55 PM
THEY AIN'T CATHIN' ME!!!! (runs like a scared bunny and locks himself in his house)

Danielle
02-13-2002, 08:35 PM
Here's a thought: Who thinks this is gonna turn into another "Caption This with Yakko and Mr. Gobbles"? :p


Oh, yeah....it wasn't me! :D ( just in case any of you are thinkin' that the Phantom Anviller was comin' back to roost.... ;) )

Jack
02-13-2002, 08:48 PM
Thigs just got worse, read this brief letter:
http://imagehost.auctionwatch.com/preview/su/superrabbit/evil.jpg


Jack :eek:

Jon Cooke
02-13-2002, 09:20 PM
Ted Turner has teamed up with Slug McSlug and the Shopshire Slasher? That *is* scary!!

Hang on... I just got a Private Message. GASP! It's from that coward, bully, cad, and theif DAN BACKSLIDE :eek:

Here, I'll share it with you:



Re: Legion of Doom

I have also joined Ted's "Legion of Doom". The FUN & GAMES FORUM is DOOMED! :mad: :mad:

P.S. How do I get a little picture beside my name? Those are cool. Thanx. Here's the one I had in mind:

http://looney.toonzone.net/picts/danbackslide.gif

Oh yeah, you're still doomed.

Sincerely,

Dan Backslide
dan@backslide.com
Coward, Bully, Cad, and Theif






-Jon

Thad Komorowski
02-13-2002, 09:35 PM
Oh no! Shopshire Slasher, Slug McSlug, Ted Turner, and Dan Backslide on the SAME TEAM! WE DOOMED I TELLZ YA! DOOMED!


Hey, Jon, how come YOU have Dan's avatar on your webspace?! :eek:


-Thad

Jon Cooke
02-13-2002, 09:40 PM
Originally posted by Thad K
Hey, Jon, how come YOU have Dan's avatar on your webspace?! :eek:

Hey, I didn't notice that!!

UNHAND MY WEB SPACE, DAN BACKSLIDE!
UNHAND MY WEB SPACE, DAN BACKSLIDE!
UNHAND MY WEB SPACE, DAN BACKSLIDE!

Hey, I'm getting in a rut.


-Jon

Jack
02-13-2002, 09:47 PM
[girlish scream] aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhh[/girlish scream]



Jack :eek:
though, that is a nifty Dan Backslide avatar, maybe I'll steal it for next week, NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW.

Red
02-13-2002, 09:57 PM
the The The The evil guy I saw someone else It's ahh!!!!

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20 minutes later


Killer Kangaroo! AhHh he hops and he's a good boxer. He has a knife to.
Your all Doomed



~Killer Kangaroo

Jon Cooke
02-13-2002, 11:09 PM
Originally posted by Jack
[girlish scream] aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhh[/girlish scream]

Dan said they had their first super top secret "Legion of Doom" staff meeting tonight. He attached this picture:

http://looney.toonzone.net/picts/Ted_Turner.jpg

:eek: :eek:


-Jon

Jack
02-13-2002, 11:14 PM
Slug looks pretty photogenic, IMO.

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

I'm guessing the "Killer Kangaroo" is the invisible one, right?

Jack :eek:
...Hyme (sp?) has gone evil!

Pietro
02-13-2002, 11:21 PM
Well, I just got an e-mail from two other bad guys......ROCKY and MUGSY! They said that they just joined the legion too!:eek:

Hopefully, "Super Rabbit" or "Duck Twacy" will save us!;)
Little do the ToonZone "Fun and Games" members realize, that I'm really "Duck Twacy!"

-Pietro:D

Brandon Pierce
02-14-2002, 03:11 PM
Hey! I found a ransom note on the Toon Zone hallway near the woman's bathroom! Well, next you're asking me what I was doing near the woman's bathroom, but that's irrelevent. Look at what the note says!

"My name is Arlen Klasky, the creator of the number 1 best shows on Nickelodeon. Such as Rugrats, The Wild Thornberries, and Rocket Power. I also know here at Toon Zone there's a big-headed freak named Brandon Pierce who likes The Angry Beavers and hates my shows. I am now forced to kill him. I have 100% permission from Nickelodeon's president Herb Scannell, and the police have approved my the rights to kill Angry Beavers' fans. Even John Walsh said I could. So, tie Brandon up, and send him to my place: 2034 North Hitch-hiker St. Apt. R02 D0Y07. None of you will be harmed, but if you refuse to hand over Brandon, I will shed doom all over the rest of you. I am a dangerous woman, and can decipline cartoon fans with all my strength and dignity. Now if you excuse me, my mother's calling. She found out I broke her vase.
-Arlene Klasky"

WHATTARE WE GONNA DO!!!! KLASKY WANTS TO KILL ME!!! AND WHAT'S WORSE IS SHE HAS PERMISSION!!! WHATTAWE DO?! YOU GUYS GOTTA HIDE ME!!! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *faints*

Jack
02-14-2002, 03:28 PM
Quick Brandon! Hide in this stove!
http://imagehost.auctionwatch.com/preview/su/superrabbit/00000000000000000000stove1.jpg


Jack ;)

Thad Komorowski
02-14-2002, 03:40 PM
Oh brother, not that again! :p


-Thad

Brandon Pierce
02-14-2002, 04:12 PM
(brandon jumps into the stove, arlene klasky comes in)
Klasky: Alright! Where's Brandon? Where's he hiding?!
Jack: He's not in this stove!
Klasky: Oh... he's hiding in the stove!
Thad K: Would we turn the gas on if our pal Brandon was in there (turns on gas)
Klasky: Hmm... you might.
Jack: Well... would we throw a lighted match in if Brandon was in there? (throws match in the stove. inside of the stove blows up)
Klasky: Alright. You convinced my. I'll go look for Brandon at the Satellite news website.
Jack: Alright, Brandon she's gone. (brandon comes out burnt up and crispy)
Brandon: Thanks guys..... I guess.....

Thad Komorowski
02-14-2002, 04:37 PM
Hmmm, Ted looks a little Chinese in that photo, doesn't he? The racist...


-Thad

Jon Cooke
02-14-2002, 05:20 PM
Well, it doesn't look like The Fun and Games Forum's problems are over with yet. Dan Backslide sent this picture of Ted unveiling the brand new "Legion of Doom Top Secret Headquarters" earlier today.

http://looney.toonzone.net/picts/secret-lab.jpg

Dan said the "Hang in there, baby" poster was the Slasher's idea.


-Jon

Brandon Pierce
02-14-2002, 05:34 PM
Who took the picture if it's supposed to be top secret? Let me guess.... Arlene Klasky! It figures she'd go and run off with Turn since they're both evil and would make a great couple, but first off all, both Klasky and Turner are already married! That's just sickening...

Jon Cooke
02-14-2002, 05:41 PM
Originally posted by Brandon Pierce
Who took the picture if it's supposed to be top secret? Let me guess.... Arlene Klasky!

Nope. Dan said it was Hymie the Killer 6-foot, invisable, boxing Kangaroo (see above). He is quite handy with a camera.


-Jon

Brandon Pierce
02-14-2002, 05:49 PM
Nope. Dan said it was Hymie the Killer 6-foot, invisable, boxing Kangaroo (see above). He is quite handy with a camera.
Well, I don't buy that for a second! It still doesn't explain why the picture was taken if it's top secret. Man, bad guys stupid aren't they?

Ricochet
02-14-2002, 05:49 PM
Um guys.. we have a problem! The new Legion of Doom has infected the site with the new "Witch Hazel Hates Bugs Bunny" virus! I've got to get word around before-

Witch Hazel Hates Bugs Bunny
Witch Hazel Hates Bugs Bunny
Witch Hazel Hates Bugs Bunny
Witch Hazel Hates Bugs Bunny
Witch Hazel Hates Bugs Bunny
Witch Hazel Hates Bugs Bunny
Witch Hazel Hates Bugs Bunny
Witch Hazel Hates Bugs Bunny
Witch Hazel Hates Bugs Bunny
Witch Hazel Hates Bugs Bunny
Witch Hazel Hates Bugs Bunny
Witch Hazel Hates Bugs Bunny
Witch Hazel Hates Bugs Bunny
Witch Hazel Hates Bugs Bunny
Witch Hazel Hates Bugs Bunny
Witch Hazel Hates Bugs Bunny

Do-Do
02-14-2002, 07:07 PM
(quickly sticks his head out his window) Uh-oh!! (quickly goes back inside where none of those meanies can get me)

Danielle
02-14-2002, 08:01 PM
{shakes her head} This is silly! What are we doing just sitting here? We gotta fight back! Those guys made a HUGE mistake; one that we're gonna regret!

Um, wait........one that YOU'RE gonna regret! No, that's still wrong.....

So, who's with me?

{sound of crickets chirping}

*sigh* Come on, guys! Wouldn't you rather fight back than pay off that second ransom note?

Brandon Pierce
02-14-2002, 08:15 PM
I'll fight. But, only if you give me copies of every single Angry Beavers episode ever made. That includes the UK episodes.

Pietro
02-14-2002, 08:31 PM
Have no fear citizens of ToonZone!
For I am, DUCK TWACY, the famous detective!
I'll teach that "Legion of Doom" ta mess with my pals!
Yes sir, I'll show 'em, Ted Turner, Arlene Klasky, Rocky & Mugsy, Hymie the Killer 6-foot, invisable, boxing Kangaroo, Slug McSlug, Witch Hazel, and Dan Backslide! I don't fear for them! Come on, put up your dukes! Nothing's impossible ta "Duck Twacy!"

-Pietro (a.k.a. "Duck Twacy"):D

Red
02-14-2002, 08:48 PM
I crept into the Headquaters and i overheard the secret plans
There gonna use a solar powered ray gun That turns who ever they hit into villians and they obey the Legion of Doom


AHHH

I'm scared Duck Twacy Help!

Brandon Pierce
02-14-2002, 09:15 PM
Originally posted by Pietro Shakarian
Have no fear citizens of ToonZone!
For I am, DUCK TWACY, the famous detective!
I'll teach that "Legion of Doom" ta mess with my pals!
Yes sir, I'll show 'em, Ted Turner, Arlene Klasky, Rocky & Mugsy, Hymie the Killer 6-foot, invisable, boxing Kangaroo, Slug McSlug, Witch Hazel, and Dan Backslide! I don't fear for them! Come on put up your dukes! Noting's impossible ta "Duck Twacy!"

-Pietro (a.k.a. "Duck Twacy"):D
Aww... good, Duck Twacy, you're here. Do you mind pausing for a min-yoot and help me find my missing piggy bank? It's been missing for 2, maybe 3 years now.

Red
02-14-2002, 09:27 PM
Originally posted by Brandon Pierce

Aww... good, Duck Twacy, you're here. Do you mind pausing for a min-yoot and help me find my missing piggy bank? It's been missing for 2, maybe 3 years now.
We don't have time for piggy banks we need to capture the Legion of Doom and there horrible plan to change everybody into villians!

Danielle
02-15-2002, 06:20 AM
Originally posted by Squirtle

We don't have time for piggy banks we need to capture the Legion of Doom and there horrible plan to change everybody into villians!


That can wait.....we're talking about a piggy bank here, man! We can't just drop it! *sighs* Oh, that poor, poor piggy bank....... *sniff*

Pietro
02-15-2002, 08:09 AM
Don't worry! I, Duck Twacy, shall slove this case!
Besides I just recently found a clue. It's a note from Slug McSlug of "The Legion of Doom!" Here's what it says:

Dear Duck,
We know yer on ta us. We already have plans for Brandon, but what we didn't tell you is that we also stole ALL the piggy banks of the ToonZone members. Mwa Ha Ha! By the way, in that one picture of us, well, it was The Slasher's idea for that "Hang in there, baby" poster. Anyway, with piggy banks in hand we shall take over ToonZone! Mwa Ha Ha! Have a terrible day!
Signed,
Slug McSlug of "The Legion of Doom."

So, I'd be taking both cases at once!
NOW TO FIND THE GANGSTERS HIDE OUT!

-"Duck Twacy":D

Danielle
02-15-2002, 10:48 AM
*All* the ToonZone members? That's preposterous! I mean, how can they take all the piggy banks?!

Luckily, *I* always keep my piggy bank in a safe place, where no one can find it. (looks around, then lifts a framed needlework of the Marx Brothers [which I actually have, BTW] to reveal a combination lock) Ya see? (turning the combination lock) *No* when can get in here! No one! (laughs maniacally, then peeks inside)

http://www.theunholytrinity.org/cracks_smileys/cwm/cwm/eek2.gif

My.....my piggy bank! Where is it? WHERE IS IT??!! {starts bawling}

Red
02-15-2002, 12:11 PM
My Money is Safe of course wait oh no!

It's gone

Joe Tully
02-15-2002, 01:43 PM
Well, yet again, I prove to be smarter than everyone else, for I, like all responsible adults, keep my money in a wallet, not a piggy bank. So no problem for me. My wallet's safe and sound, right where I left it this morning, inside my piggy ba---

Oh crud.

Jack
02-15-2002, 02:31 PM
Well, nothing has happenned to MY money because.... I'm broke!


Jack :D

Do-Do
02-15-2002, 03:23 PM
Nothing's happening to my money because I ate it to make sure nobody would steal it!! Ugh...pardon me for a mome---(throws up money)---OH NO!!!! I GOTTA HIDE THIS QUICK!

Red
02-15-2002, 03:54 PM
Duck Twacy help!

Pietro
02-15-2002, 04:42 PM
Why don't people keep their piggy banks in a safe place, like I do!
(Unlocks safe and finds piggy bank missing)
It's gone! My piggy bank's been stolen! Oh, agony! Agony! What'll I do? What'll I do? I know I called "Duck Twacy" the famous dectective! That's it! (Picks up phone and starts talking) Gimme "Duck Twacy," hello "Duck Twacy," well listen Duck....HEY! What's the matter with me, I'M "DUCK TWACY!"

-"Duck Twacy":D

Do-Do
02-15-2002, 04:56 PM
Look, I'd get a piggy bank if I could afford one, but I can't because somebody stole all my money!!!!!
I hope Duck Twacy catches that doity criminal! I'm shakin' in my boots----hey wait, those are stolen too!!! :eek: :eek:

Ricochet
02-15-2002, 05:13 PM
Hey! houldn't we organize a new group of Superfriends to combat the Legion of Doom? Who will take on the mantle of the Dover Boys??!?!?!

Jon Cooke
02-15-2002, 05:19 PM
I got another picture today. Dan wanted all of us to see this picture of Ted congratulating "the boys" on the big Toon Zone piggy bank heist!!

http://looney.toonzone.net/picts/secret-lounge.jpg


Pretty shocking, huh???

(It also turns out that the Slasher is a big "Full House" fan. Who would have guessed it?)


-Jon

Red
02-15-2002, 05:38 PM
Let's Organize Superfriends we need 11 Superfriends

Duck Twacy should be Superman

We need a

Wonder Woman

Aquaman

Batman

Robin

The Flash

Green Lantern

Samuri

Black Volten

Apache Cheif

Hawkman

I'll be Apache Chief Ignecha

Singin' Stray Cat
02-15-2002, 05:56 PM
Hey! I think I see MY piggy bank in that picture!! :eek: It IS there! The little white one with the flowers! :mad: Mugsy better not touch it, otherwise he'll feel the wrath of my...

(dramatic chord)

Frying Pan of DOOM!

Pietro
02-15-2002, 07:23 PM
Just recently, I got a photograph of the TOP SECRET "Legion of Doom" hideout from a local yokel:

http://imagem.webphotos.iwon.com/1000013845/1000013845_215200271513PM0.477749.jpg

-"Duck Twacy":D

Red
02-15-2002, 07:43 PM
Originally posted by Squirtle
Let's Organize Superfriends we need 11 Superfriends

Duck Twacy should be Superman

We need a

Wonder Woman

Aquaman

Batman

Robin

The Flash

Green Lantern

Samuri

Black Volten

Apache Cheif

Hawkman

I'll be Apache Chief Ignecha

Come on let's do this!

Jack
02-15-2002, 08:03 PM
Well, we already have Duck Twacy. After that we have Super Rabbit and Batman (Wile E. Coyote from "Gee Whizzz").

So that makes three.


Jack, The Rabbit Of Tomorrow! :D

Alaskanbullworm
02-15-2002, 08:14 PM
:eek: LATE BREAKING NEWS :eek:

After Duck Twacy's enimies found out that he was working on this case, they have now decided to join the Legion of Doom. This includes Pickle Puss, Neon Noodle, Jukebox Jaw, 88 Teeth, Double Header, Hammerhead, Pussycat Puss, Wolfman, Rubberhead, Pumpkinhead, The Human Fly, and Mouseman.

With this news I have decided to join the Superfriends as "Star of Wonder"(something like Aquaman).

Red
02-15-2002, 09:05 PM
instead of Apache Chief I'll be


The Red Giant

I am just like Apache Chief but I'm in a red constume kinda like Flash's execpt no yellow. And he's not Indian

Joe Tully
02-15-2002, 09:38 PM
Originally posted by Patrick Star
:eek: LATE BREAKING NEWS :eek:

After Duck Twacy's enimies found out that he was working on this case, they have now decided to join the Legion of Doom. This includes Pickle Puss, Neon Noodle

NOT NEON NOODLE!!! :eek:

It's time to do something... :mad:

*Joe picks up his red hotline phone and makes a mysterious call...*

Jack
02-15-2002, 10:57 PM
I sat outside their hideout for about five hours earlier today. Eventually, something began to stir, they all left the building and piled into a multicolored bus. From what I could overhear, they were re-locating their secret hideout so it would be secret again. I folowed them and saw them all go into this house out in the country:
http://imagehost.auctionwatch.com/preview/su/superrabbit/hideoutdos.jpg
As you can see, I took some panoramic snapshots. A woman with bluish skin was outside gardening and I asked her what was going on. Turns out their new hideout is the basement of Dan Backslide's mother's house. She said "Little Danny and his friends went to his playroom to watch 'Full House' reruns." She doesn't seem to know they are hardened criminals. Poor woman.

She also told me a cutest story about how "little Danny" refused to use the potty when he was six years old.


Jack :(
...and I scolded the man at the One Hour Photo developement place for doing such a crappy job too, it doesn't even look like a photo!

Pietro
02-16-2002, 06:34 AM
NEON NOODLE!:eek: AHHHHHH!:eek:

BTW, Thanks Jack (er, I mean "Super Rabbit") for the news about their hideout!

-"Duck Twacy":D

Ricochet
02-16-2002, 11:41 AM
Uh oh, guys... news is Hymie is not evil, just being brainwashed by Ted Turner! Oh, agony!

Joe Tully
02-16-2002, 11:57 AM
The cavalry has arrived!

I managed to get this super-secret photo of Sgt. McPoodle encountering one of their henchmen during the first attack.

http://www.ziplink.net/~chait/droopy1.gif

And he brought other members of the Cartoon Canadian Mounted Police with him!

http://imagehost.auctionwatch.com/preview/jo/joetully/dudley.jpg

http://www.toontracker.com/totaltv/klondik2.jpg

http://imagehost.auctionwatch.com/preview/jo/joetully/freshare.gif

Pietro
02-16-2002, 12:22 PM
Ah ha, so that's why they moved their very first "Top Secret" base out of Canada. Interesting. But, let's get down to business!

-"Duck Twacy":D

Red
02-16-2002, 12:47 PM
We need a plan and make a group of people to capture the LOD

Joe Tully
02-16-2002, 02:35 PM
We are down to business! We do have a plan of attack! We're moving in now! Move in all forces from land, sea and air now! This is Code:Red everybody! Get crackin', it's now or never, hoist the misenmast and scrub the poopdeck, all ashore that's goin' ashore!


http://ens.lycos.com/ens/pics7/battleship.jpg

http://www.metrolink.com/images/tank%20-%20m1kuwait_1.jpg

http://www.historyplace.com/unitedstates/pacificwar/2157.jpg

Jon Cooke
02-16-2002, 05:24 PM
I got some more REALLY BAD NEWS here. It was recently revealed here that Hymie the Invisible Kangaroo, isn't really evil but brainwashed by Ted Turner and gang. Apparently, this is true. And this photo Dan attached today shows their next victim..... :eek: :eek:

In the Legion of Doom's new top secret basement hideout, Ted and Dan are seen here celebrating their capture of SUPER RABBIT. They are enjoying some milk and fresh-baked cookies made by Mama Backslide.

http://looney.toonzone.net/picts/secret-basement.jpg



-Jon

Pietro
02-16-2002, 06:33 PM
Ah ha, another clue!
I think I'm getting closer and closer to solving this case
every minute!:D

-"Duck Twacy":D

Thad Komorowski
02-16-2002, 07:18 PM
Hey don't forget about Capt. Herman of the Northwest Mousies! He can help out too! Capt. Herman himself caught that dreaded Pierre Katnip!

"A Northwest Mousie always gets his cat!"


-Thad

Pietro
02-16-2002, 07:44 PM
While we're on the subject, does anyone care to sing a few lines of "'O Canada?"

-"Duck Twacy":D

Danielle
02-16-2002, 08:39 PM
Originally posted by Pietro Shakarian
While we're on the subject, does anyone care to sing a few lines of "'O Canada?"



"O Canada".......THAT'S IT!!!

Don't you see??!! Don't you see???!!

Brandon Pierce
02-16-2002, 08:52 PM
I know what super hero that can help us! MUSCULAR BEAVER! The beaver hero from THE A-A-ANGRY BEAVERS!!!

MUSCULAR BEAVER! WHOOSH!

Pietro
02-16-2002, 09:09 PM
Uh.....anybody got a plan on how we can capture "The Legion of Doom?" After all we have, an entire force of super heroes here:

Me, "Duck Twacy"

Muscular Beaver (of "The Angry Beavers")

Star of Wonder (something like Aquaman)

The entire Canadian Mountie Force?

Super Rabbit (well, I'm not sure, he's a bit tied up at the moment)

Batman (Wile E. Coyote from "Gee Whizzz")

and

The Red Giant

(Did I forget anyone?)

-"Duck Twacy":D

Danielle
02-16-2002, 09:29 PM
Perhaps we should get 007 on our side.....

Hey, I know! We can get a really big net, and...!

Nah, too complicated.....

Joe Tully
02-16-2002, 09:39 PM
Pietro,

Mighty Mouse and the Mighty Heroes are both in touch with me and are already flying towards the Legion of Doom H.Q. as we speak! Hopefully they will be able to help out the Cartoon Canadian Mounted Police! Send any more help you can gather up!

-General Tully

Pietro
02-16-2002, 09:46 PM
Yes Sir, Private "Duck Twacy" reporting for duty!
So lemme get this straight, I, "Duck Twacy," a whole mess of super heroes and the Canadian Mounties are gonna attack on "The Legion of Doom?" Works for me!:D

-"Duck Twacy":D

Alaskanbullworm
02-16-2002, 09:47 PM
What if we get Austin Powers on our side and make him go into the past and stop these guys before they started the Legion of Doom.

Red
02-16-2002, 09:51 PM
Instead of ignecha I say Giant Away!
Giant Away!

Grows


I'm ready to get the Legion Of Doom

Pietro
02-16-2002, 09:52 PM
Originally posted by Patrick Star
What if we get Austin Powers on our side and make him go into the past and stop these guys before they started the Legion of Doom.

Nah, again, that's too complicated. Besides we already have a full scale plan on our hands here!:p And don't forget Joe, that we have to save Jack (a.k.a. "Super Rabbit"). Who's tied up in "The Legion of Doom" top secret hideout.

BTW, Jon (er, I mean Private Jon) be sure to get more of those top secret photos!:D

Also, are Rocky and Bullwinkle or Super Chicken on our side?

-"Duck Twacy":D

Red
02-16-2002, 09:57 PM
Originally posted by Pietro Shakarian
Nah, again, that's too complicated.
Besides we already have a full scale plan on our hands here!:p And don't forget Joe, that we have to save Jack (a.k.a. "Super Rabbit"). Who's tied up in "The Legion of Doom" top secret hideout.

BTW, Jon (er, I mean Private Jon) be sure to get more of those top secret photos!:D

-"Duck Twacy":D
What's to Complicated?

Pietro
02-16-2002, 09:59 PM
Originally posted by Squirtle
What's to Complicated?

That whole "Austin Powers" idea that Patrick Star thought up.
Hope that clears everything up.:)

-"Duck Twacy":D

Red
02-16-2002, 10:04 PM
Originally posted by Patrick Star
What if we get Austin Powers on our side and make him go into the past and stop these guys before they started the Legion of Doom.
O this Yea it is I don't think any of us know Austin Powers

Joe Tully
02-16-2002, 10:13 PM
Rocky and Bullwinkle are busy in Pottsylvania right now, but we do have Super Chicken and Fred. :D

Brandon Pierce
02-16-2002, 11:49 PM
Man! I am TRYING to get a hold of Muscular Beaver on the phone, and I keep getting the answering machine! I know super heros get busy, but they couldn't be THAT busy! What's Muscular Beaver doing anyway? Hangin' out with his bro, eating jalapenos and watching B-movies is what I'm guessing...

*cut to Muscular Beaver's hideout*
http://thebeaverdam.net/graphics/peppers.gif

Jon Cooke
02-17-2002, 01:18 AM
Originally posted by Pietro Shakarian
BTW, Jon (er, I mean Private Jon) be sure to get more of those top secret photos!:D

Also, are Rocky and Bullwinkle or Super Chicken on our side?


I will keep you updated with all the latest photos. I hope you guys can save Super Rabbit!

Also, you should be glad to know that the one and only El Kabong is on your side. He even let me use his picture as an avatar this week.


-Jon

Pietro
02-17-2002, 09:14 AM
Now, we're ready to finally capture "The Legion of Doom."
But only one little flaw, exactly how do we catch them. Do we just bust into the hide out? And I also hear that detective, Fauntleroy Fox is going to join us, as soon as he's done chasin' that Crow! (Crawford Crow).

-"Duck Twacy":D

Brandon Pierce
02-17-2002, 09:56 AM
Muscular Beavers seems to be temporarily unavailable, so I got two other beaver detectives to help us:
http://thebeaverdam.net/graphics/moviepics/DagNNorbPart2.jpg
IT'S DAGSKI & NORB! SING IT AGAIN! Dagski's a fast-rider from Texas, who naver slows down. YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH! Norb's workin' for the maid, but he still gets around!

Pietro
02-17-2002, 10:06 AM
That is one blury picture.

-"Duck Twacy":D

Brandon Pierce
02-17-2002, 10:48 AM
Why um... yes! It's supposed to be blurry. It's from Dagski & Norb's secret wapon called BlurryCam 2.0
It is to blurr up the true identities of Dagski and Norb to make it harder to figure out who they really are (hmmm... they look like Dagget and Norbert Beaver to me, but it could be jist a coincidence). Dasgski & Norb also use it to blur out the faces of innocent citizens, so bad guys don't get any ideas. There, I hope that CLEARS up everything for you.

Brandon Pierce
02-17-2002, 11:09 AM
BTW, I talked another super hero to help us. His name is TURKY VOLUME GUESSING MAN!!!
http://www.scifi.com/mst3000/experiments/814/814-2.jpgAnd just in case anyone was wondering, TVGM states that 376,345,099,100 turkeys could fit in this message board. See how amazing Turkey Volume Guessing Man is?!

Pietro
02-17-2002, 11:14 AM
Yeah, I think that "Turkey Volume Guessing Man" should be part of the plan.

BTW, Nice avatar Brandon!;)

-"Duck Twacy":D

Pietro
02-17-2002, 11:31 AM
I also found a *TOP SECRET* image of another super hero, Commando Cody:
http://imagem.webphotos.iwon.com/1000013845/1000013845_2172002112530AM0.7969171.jpg

-Pietro:D

Danielle
02-17-2002, 11:42 AM
Woo-hoo! With all these people on TZ's side, we'll win for sure!

Unless, of course, there may be a........ah, skip it, it's nothing to worry about. ;)

Red
02-17-2002, 12:17 PM
Sience I'm Giant I can help break through the HQ or I can Hold Them.

I'm ready!

Pietro
02-17-2002, 01:00 PM
OK, NOW everybody's here? Right?

-"Duck Twacy":D

Red
02-17-2002, 01:02 PM
I think I'm here

Oh wait I'm over there
ok now I'm here

Pietro
02-17-2002, 01:12 PM
OK, here's a list of everybody on our side,

Me, "Duck Twacy"

Muscular Beavers (of "The Angry Beavers"/aka Dagski and Norb)

Star of Wonder (something like Aquaman)

The entire Cartoon Canadian Mountie Force

Super Rabbit (again, I'm not sure, he's a bit tied up at the moment, WE GOTTA SAVE HIM!)

Batman (Wile E. Coyote from "Gee Whizzz")

The Red Giant

Mighty Mouse

The Mighty Heroes

Super Chicken and Fred

El Kabong

Private Eye Fox

Turkey Volume Guessing Man (aka Crow T. Robot)

Commando Cody (aka Tom Servo)

and

Super Pink (aka The Pink Panther/almost forgot about him)

Whew! Long list wasn't it?

-"Duck Twacy":D

Thad Komorowski
02-17-2002, 01:17 PM
Private Eye Fox here, reporting for duty! I had to get my $2 from that dirty crow, that highway robber, that chisler, that criminal, that--- Oh sorry, got carried away there... But I am ready, and we shall defeat the evil Ted Turner, and rescue Super Rabbit!


-Thad

Pietro
02-17-2002, 02:49 PM
Ah yes, Private Eye Fox. You're finally here! Now as I was saying we need a plan. Anybody got any ideas?

-"Duck Twacy":D

The Dork Knight
02-17-2002, 04:24 PM
Citizens of TZ Fun and Games, I am Hurricane Helms. I'm here to solve your problem with "The Legion Of Doom". By the time I'm done with the LOD, they'll never want to come to the TZ Fun & Games Forum! Now why are they doing this to you? 'Whassup with that?

http://www.wwfsuperstars.com/hurricane/images/35829

- Hurricane Helms

Red
02-17-2002, 05:18 PM
I can pick up there HQ and put it in Jail

Pietro
02-17-2002, 05:25 PM
THE PLAN, PLEASE????

-"Duck Twacy":D

Red
02-17-2002, 05:34 PM
I want my Piggy Bank!

Giant Away!

I see the HQ

It's address is 66639 in phone code that's money!

so

66639 Doggy Lane
Indianapolis, Indiana

Yay! Let's get them!

Pietro
02-17-2002, 06:28 PM
PLAN?

-"Duck Twacy":D

Red
02-17-2002, 06:31 PM
All I have to do is pick up the HQ and put it in Jail

Pietro
02-17-2002, 07:02 PM
I figured the plan out!
OK, here's the idea,

Star of Wonder, Super Pink, The Mighty Heroes, Batman (Wile E. Coyote from "Gee Whizzz"), and Super Chicken and Fred cause as much distraction and confusion as possible. Me, Private Eye Fox, El Kabong, Hurricane Helms, Mighty Mouse and the Cartoon Canadian Mountie Force sneak up on Ted Turner, The Slasher, Dan Backslide, Slug McSlug, Pickle Puss, Jukebox Jaw, 88 Teeth, Double Header, Hammerhead, Pussycat Puss, Wolfman, Rubberhead, Pumpkinhead, The Human Fly, and Mouseman and knock 'em out cold. Singin' Stray Cat comes in with her "Frying Pan of Doom" and wacks Rocky and Mugsy on the head. Turkey Volume Guessing Man and Commando Cody try to seduce Hymie the Invisible 6-Foot Kangaroo back to the good side. Dagski and Norb fight Arlene Klasky. The rest of the TZ members in this thread untie and save "Super Rabbit." Then, I, "Duck Twacy" shall fight "Neon Noodle" and turn him into an "Eat at Joe's" sign. Then, General Tully commands The Red Giant to put all of "The Legion of Doom" members into jail.

Well, what do ya think? Sounds like a plan? Everybody ready to go through with this? Any corrections?

-"Duck Twacy":D

Brandon Pierce
02-17-2002, 07:08 PM
Originally posted by Pietro Shakarian
PLAN?

-"Duck Twacy":D
The plan is to live without stealing, of coarse. Oh, wait. That's the wrong plan. Okayy. We have TVGM disguise as a turkey seller trying to get the doorman to buy 6 boxes of turkeys. Meanwhile everyone else sneaks in through the walls. Mighty Mous drills a moushole and breaks the wires cutting off the electricity. All of our super heros put on glow-in-the-dark goggles to see in the dark. They can see badguys, so they beat them up, blow up Ted Turner's head. Then we write a fake will about the rules of Cartoon Network. "All cartoons are created equal", is what it shall say. Then we take Ted remaining hand, and sign the will, then we all sign it to make it official. We bury Ted's body along with Arlene Klasky, and put a gun to his head forcing him to release the TAB TV movie, and the UK episodes to America, and then let's watch him wet his pants.

Ricochet
02-17-2002, 07:37 PM
Uh oh, guys! Dan Backslide sent me this letter!




Superfriends,

You cannot possibly stop the new corporately financed LEGION OF DOOM! To begin with, we are far more powerful and cunning than you. But on top of that, we have relocated to a new, ultrasecret hideout! It's exactly like that episode of Full House when DJ was jealous of Stephanie because she was more shallow, but Joey and Jesse gave DJ a makeover, and, and, uh, NEVERMIND!

Dan Backslide


We're in trouble now! I think that our group is to cumbersome to work effectively, because these guys are fast and slick!

Jon Cooke
02-17-2002, 07:50 PM
While Duck Twacy was explaining that really long and confusing plan I took all the heroes out for ice cream. When we came back Duck Twacy was gone. I hope he didn't leave without us.

Ah well, I'm sure he'll be okay without us...

MEANWHILE....

http://looney.toonzone.net/picts/criminals0008.jpg


-Jon

Brandon Pierce
02-17-2002, 07:51 PM
Well, we've made our plan folks. Now watch it unfold. At The Story Board is a chainlink story entitled, "The Legion of Doom". Read it, won't you?

Pietro
02-17-2002, 10:10 PM
Originally posted by Jon Cooke
http://looney.toonzone.net/picts/criminals0008.jpg

Snake Eyes! Ah! 88 Teeth! Hammerhead! Oh no! Pussycat! Pussycat Puss! Batman! Double-Header! P-p-p-pickle Puss! P-p-p-pumpkin Head! Neon Noodle! Oooh! Jukebox Jaw! Wolf Man!

-"Duck Twacy":D

Thad Komorowski
02-17-2002, 11:21 PM
Why Kabong, you didn't take ME out for any ice cream! Where did you go? Dairy Queen? Anderson's? Actually, I was snooping around DQ and saw, *GASP*, the Legion of Doom having a birthday party for Ted in there! :eek:


-Thad

Pietro
02-18-2002, 06:47 AM
Originally posted by Thad K
I was snooping around DQ and saw, *GASP*, the Legion of Doom having a birthday party for Ted in there! :eek:

ANOTHER CLUE!

-"Duck Twacy":D

Red
02-18-2002, 12:02 PM
Originally posted by The Red Giant
I want my Piggy Bank!

Giant Away!

I see the HQ

It's address is 66639 in phone code that's money!

so

66639 Doggy Lane
Indianapolis, Indiana

Yay! Let's get them!

This is me Squirtle (new Name you can tell it's me The Red Giant) here was my clue.

I like Duck Twacy's Plan

Jon Cooke
02-18-2002, 12:45 PM
Originally posted by Thad K
Why Kabong, you didn't take ME out for any ice cream! Where did you go? Dairy Queen? Anderson's? Actually, I was snooping around DQ and saw, *GASP*, the Legion of Doom having a birthday party for Ted in there! :eek:

Well, we must have gone to another Dairy Queen. Anyway, it looks like Duck Twacy avoided those thugs (who weren't invited to Ted's birthday party).

Anyway, it seems the Legion of Doom has moved out of their basement hideout and have moved to yet another super secret hideout. It's a motel room somewhere.

Dan Backslide sent an angry e-mail this morning. The villains had left their hostage, Super Rabbit, in the motel room with the Slasher while they went out to Dairy Queen for the party.

Slasher started watching an episode of "Full House". It was the episode where Danny is scheduled to do the 10pm sports at the TV station, Joey is scheduled to perform his comedy routine at the Laugh Machine at 10pm, and Jesse is scheduled to hold rehearsals with his band, Jesse and the Rippers, at 10pm, but one of the guys must sacrifice what he is scheduled to do and stay home with the girls.... well, anyway...

When the villains returned... SUPER RABBIT WAS GONE!!!! HE HAD ESCAPED!! The Slasher didn't even notice. He was chuckling at Uncle Joey doing that Bullwinkle impression!

http://looney.toonzone.net/picts/room1.jpg

The villains were furious. But did enjoy the ice cream.

Super Rabbit... how did you manage to make such a daring escape??? :eek:



-Jon

Pietro
02-18-2002, 02:38 PM
Yeah, what's your secret "Super Rabbit?"

BTW, I hope Slasher's enjoying those "Full House" episodes, because once we're through with him, he'll be watchin' them in jail!

-"Duck Twacy":D

Danielle
02-18-2002, 03:01 PM
There are TVs in jail? I thought the only ones that had TVs were ones that played reruns of Pokemon..... {shudder}

Don't tell me he likes Pokemon, too! :eek: This man must be stopped!!!

Pietro
02-18-2002, 03:16 PM
Originally posted by Danielle
Don't tell me he likes Pokemon, too! :eek:

Well actually, I just got this letter today from Slug McSlug,


Originally sent to "Duck Twacy" by Slug McSlug
Hello, Legion of Toons,

It's me, Slug McSlug, we were very upset that "Super Rabbit" escaped. What's more, we heard a question from one of you saying that if "The Slasher" likes "Pokemon." Well, he does and his favorite character is Pikachu! Mwa Ha Ha! Have a Terrible Day!

-Slug Mc Slug

I hope this clears things up.

-"Duck Twacy":D

Thad Komorowski
02-18-2002, 03:25 PM
Geez, is the Slasher some sort of mental retard? :eek: :confused:



-Thad

Pietro
02-18-2002, 03:34 PM
Well, his mom dropped him on his head, by accident, one too many times so that explains everything.

-"Duck Twacy":D

Jack
02-18-2002, 03:37 PM
Actually, he doesn't like Pokemon. The others just spread that nasty rumor to make him feel bad. The others sort of look down on him and pick on him. The fantasy world of Full House is his only escape from the cold, cruel, real world. He gets so involved watching it that he doesn't pay attention to anything else (in case you are wondering how I, Super Rabbit, escaped).


Super Rabbit :D

Pietro
02-18-2002, 03:41 PM
Ah, so that's your technique, ya don't say.

-"Duck Twacy":D

Danielle
02-18-2002, 03:43 PM
Originally posted by Pietro Shakarian
Well, his mom dropped him on his head, by accident, one too many times so that explains everything.



"By accident"? Hmmm......perhaps this thing goes father back than we thought.... ;)

The Dork Knight
02-18-2002, 03:51 PM
Duck Twacy

Muscular Beavers (of "The Angry Beavers"/aka Dagski and Norb)

Star of Wonder (something like Aquaman)

The entire Cartoon Canadian Mountie Force

Super Rabbit

Batman (Wile E. Coyote from "Gee Whizzz")

The Red Giant

Mighty Mouse

The Mighty Heroes

Super Chicken and Fred

El Kabong

Private Eye Fox

Turkey Volume Guessing Man (aka Crow T. Robot)

Commando Cody (aka Tom Servo)

Super Pink

and me! Hurricane Helms!

- Hurricane Helms

Pietro
02-18-2002, 03:57 PM
OK, everyone's here now, right?

-"Duck Twacy":D

Red
02-18-2002, 06:26 PM
i'm here

Alaskanbullworm
02-18-2002, 10:42 PM
Let's roll!-SoW

The Dork Knight
02-19-2002, 12:34 AM
I here citizen Twacy!

- Hurricane Helms

Pietro
02-19-2002, 07:33 AM
OK, then, (as "Star of Wonder" just said) let's roll!
But, uh, anybody got a plan?

BTW, Incase you guys would like to know, I invited another crime fighter to our "Legion of Toons." He is non-other than UNDERDOG!

-"Duck Twacy":D

Jon Cooke
02-19-2002, 11:23 AM
Originally posted by Pietro Shakarian
OK, then, (as "Star of Wonder" just said) let's roll!
But, uh, anybody got a plan?

Okay, I think it's not a good idea to go all at once. Too risky. We'll split into groups.

Group number one will be Hurricane Helms, Super Chicken, Underdog, Mighty Mouse, and....

http://looney.toonzone.net/picts/legion-of-toons.jpg

Hey, wait a second... who's that other guy in the picture? He's not on our side is he? :eek:

I just asked him who he was. He said: "Ron't rorry, R'm rot a rpy ror ra Region Rof Room!" I dunno... I don't remember giving him a membership card...


-Jon

Pietro
02-19-2002, 12:51 PM
Ah, listen, Scooby-Doo, ol' pal, he he, there's only TWO detectives in this service and me and Private Eye Fox already have the jobs! You, on the other hand, don't have a super hero license AND you get too much air time on Cartoon Network! SO BEAT IT!

And also, Mr. Scooby-Doo, I think you ARE a spy for "The Legion of Doom." So, wipe that stupid smile off your face and get out!

-"Duck Twacy":D

Pietro
02-19-2002, 12:58 PM
Never send a dog to do a duck's job.

-"Duck Twacy":D

Brandon Pierce
02-19-2002, 01:18 PM
We could also have Super Pink, Dagski & Norb, Turkey Volume Guessing Man, and Commando Cody in the next room.

Jon Cooke
02-19-2002, 01:57 PM
Duck Twacy, you may want to keep an eye on Scooby-Doo. Private Eye Fox just told me he saw Mr. Doo snooping through our "Top Secret Plans" file cabinet. Private Eye Fox also said Scooby drank the last Mountain Dew out of our refrigerator, even though it was clearly marked with a Post-It note that read: "Property of Duck Twacy. Please, do not drink!" Can you believe this guy?


-Jon

Jack
02-19-2002, 02:33 PM
A sheet rigged to a pully and some nifly projector tricks should rid of that dirty mutt of a spy.


Jack :D

Pietro
02-19-2002, 02:36 PM
Originally posted by Jon Cooke
Private Eye Fox also said Scooby drank the last Mountain Dew out of our refrigerator, even though it was clearly marked with a Post-It note that read: "Property of Duck Twacy. Please, do not drink!" Can you believe this guy?

WHAT? THAT, CROOKED, TOW-TIMIN', BENEDICT ARNOLD, DOG! That's it! Mr. Scooby-Doo you're outta here!

(Duck Twacy kicks Scooby-Doo out sky high!)

There! Mission accomplished!

Now, Jon, continue tellin' us about the plan.

-"Duck Twacy":D

Thad Komorowski
02-19-2002, 02:45 PM
Yes, that crooked mutt drank all of my Dr. Pepper too! I also saw the dog carrying a bag of crack, and he said it was for a "friend". Scooby and his "friend" are now in Sing-Song Prison, thanks to Private Eye Fox. I also happened to catch that chisling crow, and I tied him to a rock, and had a toll bridge smack his behind.


-Thad

Joe Tully
02-19-2002, 03:24 PM
I have managed to get Scooby to confess to both being a spy and drinking everyone's soda (he poured the soda into a toilet bowl first before drinking it...he said it was out of habit). I am using the harshest (muahahaha) interrogation methods to pry Legion of Doom secrets out of him! We will see if we can get him to crack, but for now let's plan our attack! We need to get going on this! I think that an announcement of a Full House Festival in Underdog's basement could lure them into a trap! (Don't worry...they're the only people that would show up to a Full House Festival!) Sound good everyone?

Pietro
02-19-2002, 03:31 PM
Originally posted by Joe Tully
I think that an announcement of a Full House Festival in Underdog's basement could lure them into a trap! (Don't worry...they're the only people that would show up to a Full House Festival!) Sound good everyone?

Sounds like a pretty good plan, General Tully!

-"Duck Twacy":D

DR. BELCH
02-19-2002, 03:46 PM
Jon Cooke:
Dan said it was Hymie the Killer 6-foot, invisible, boxing Kangaroo (see above). He is quite handy with a camera.

I thought Hymie was the former KAOS robot reprogrammed by Control, who now works for the foces of good and niceness.



Oh. Sorry about that, Chief. Missed it by that much.

And don't worry about the Shropshire Slasher. All he ever did was go about slashing prices in retail stores ten percent with a red marker. Some reign of terror! What a wussy.

The one you really have to watch out for is that feller Black Jacques Shellac....

Jon Cooke
02-19-2002, 06:33 PM
Originally posted by Joe Tully
I think that an announcement of a Full House Festival in Underdog's basement could lure them into a trap! (Don't worry...they're the only people that would show up to a Full House Festival!) Sound good everyone?


That sounds like a good plan to me!


-Jon

Thad Komorowski
02-19-2002, 07:19 PM
To lure the Legion of Doom even more, we could say there'll be milk and cookies there... :p


-Thad

Jon Cooke
02-19-2002, 07:46 PM
Well, I got the announcement out about our little "Full House Film Festival". It's posted on every telephone pole I could find. Super Chicken, Fred, Super Pink, and the Beavers are still around the town putting them up, too.

Here's what it said:
----

ANNOUNCING THE FIRST EVER "FULL HOUSE" FILM FESTIVAL
Come and enjoy an evening of "Full House" hi-jinks as we screen the 13 best episodes of the series!! Plus...
* A rare screening of the "LOST" Olsen Twins screen test!
* Super special door prizes: Copies of the "Full House" soundtrack CD --- featuring over an hour of that famous reoccurring background forgiveness music!
* Special celebrity guest: the janitor who used to sweep the set of "Full House"
* Free milk and cookies for all!

PLACE: The house of humble, loveable Shoeshine Boy
TIME: Feb. 20, 2002 (all day!)

DON'T FAIL TO MISS IT!!

---

Okay, the trap is set!


-Jon

Pietro
02-19-2002, 07:50 PM
Originally posted by Jon Cooke
Okay, the trap is set!

Excellent work Jon! We should have 'em caught in no time!:D

-"Duck Twacy":D

The Dork Knight
02-19-2002, 08:03 PM
Hello citizens!
I have just gotten word that the Legion of Doom has welcomed a new member! His name is.....

Monty Burns!
http://www.orion27.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/images/M_BURNS.GIF

This is horrible! Can it get any worse? I'll report more as it develops!

- Hurricane Helms

Red
02-19-2002, 08:53 PM
Another new member to The Legion Of Doom!

http://www.classicgaming.com/tmk/images/sm64_bowser.gif
Bowser!

Alaskanbullworm
02-19-2002, 09:03 PM
Uh-oh, Monty Burns never watches the glowing box, so he may not want to see Full House. But Monty also brought two of his closest pals: DR. EVIL and MINI-ME
Here they are arriving at the Legion of Doom:
http://www.badastronomy.com/pix/drevil.jpg

Red
02-19-2002, 09:06 PM
we need a list of all the heros and all the villians

Pietro
02-19-2002, 09:30 PM
I hate ta bust your bubble guys, but, I got this letter from Rocky,


Hey, Duck,

It's me Rocky, see. Me and da boys have ta yell ya somethin', see. Ya see, we gotta keeps youse guys in formed see? So We have ta yell ya dat we kicked Bowser, Dr. Evil, and Mini Me out of da "The Legion of Doom" see? Of course, dis was decided by our newst member Monty Burns, see. He said dat he had trouble wit' dem before, see. So now, Dr. Evil, Mini Me, and Bower are out of da club, see?

Signed,
Rocky

It looks like Dr. Evil, Mini Me, and Bowser are pretty much out of it, I hated to disappoint you guys.:(

-"Duck Twacy":D

Alaskanbullworm
02-19-2002, 09:37 PM
I just got news that Bowser, Dr. Evil, and Mini-Me are now on our side. Here's an interview:

SoW :"So you guys are mad at the Legion of Doom?"
Dr.E :"Yea, I wanted them to throw me a freakin bone, but they wouldn't. I'm as mad as a.....a.....a mad doctor. Isn't that right Mini-Me?"
M-M :"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
Dr.E :"RRRRRRIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTT"
Bowser :"ROWR ROWR ROWR. *sob, sob* RRRROOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWRRRRRR!"

Red
02-19-2002, 09:38 PM
We should make each hero battle a villian

And each villian battle a hero

Red
02-19-2002, 09:41 PM
Originally posted by Patrick Star
I just got news that Bowser, Dr. Evil, and Mini-Me are now on our side. Here's an interview:

SoW :"So you guys are mad at the Legion of Doom?"
Dr.E :"Yea, I wanted them to throw me a freakin bone, but they wouldn't. I'm as mad as a.....a.....a mad doctor. Isn't that right Mini-Me?"
M-M :"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
Dr.E :"RRRRRRIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTT"
Bowser :"ROWR ROWR ROWR. *sob, sob* RRRROOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWRRRRRR!"

We'll have to keep an I on Them

Pietro
02-19-2002, 09:44 PM
Well, I don't know if we should let 'em in or not, what if "The Legion of Doom" hired them as spies, like Scooby-Doo, who was kicked, questioned, and sent to jail. Just like, "The Red Giant" said we better keep an eye on them. But, seriously, how can they help us? We have at least a truck load of super heroes (and detectives, and wrestlers, and robots, and beavers, and Canadian Mounties.......).

-"Duck Twacy":D

Singin' Stray Cat
02-19-2002, 10:00 PM
Originally posted by Pietro Shakarian
Well, I don't know if we should let 'em in or not, what if "The Legion of Doom" hired them as spies, like Scooby-Doo, who was kicked, questioned, and sent to jail. Just like, "The Red Giant" said we better keep an eye on them. But, seriously, how can they help us?

Ummm... perhaps they could help me bake the cookies for the trap? ... serve 'em, maybe? :p

(Someone come up with a better idea, quick!)

Alaskanbullworm
02-19-2002, 10:01 PM
They saw their future plans. I have them. They look authentic. Now they're our spies.

Pietro
02-19-2002, 10:05 PM
I still don't rust 'em.

-"Duck Twacy":D

Jon Cooke
02-19-2002, 10:13 PM
Originally posted by Pietro Shakarian
I still don't rust 'em.

Don't worry, the Legion's days are numbered --- we'll get 'em tomorrow at our little "film festival".

The villains have fallen for our bait. Dan Backslide said in his latest e-mail:



Well, we are taking a break from the whole "super villain" / "Legion of Doom" thing tomorrow. The Slasher really wants to attend this "Full House" Film Festival. Personally, I can't stand that show. I hate it more than I do those confounded Dover Boys (uh, just don't tell Slasher I said that). At least there will be cookies there.

It's the least we can do for the big lug. His feelings were hurt when Slug started that nasty rumor about him liking Pokemon the other day.



Okay, all you robots and chickens and heroes and wrestlers and beavers and dogs and mice and mounties and whatever --- everyone head to Underdog's house!


-Jon

Alaskanbullworm
02-19-2002, 10:17 PM
Finally we can kick some booty. (Starts theme from Mermaidman and Barnacleboy)

Come on Dr.E, M-M, and Bowser. Get everyone round up.

Pietro
02-19-2002, 10:20 PM
Originally posted by Jon Cooke
Okay, all you robots and chickens and heroes and wrestlers and beavers and dogs and mice and mounties and whatever --- everyone head to Underdog's house!

OK, then, everybody, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE!
Except for you, Dr. Evil, Mini Me, and Bowser, you're not goin'
anywhere. And just to make sure I'm setting up my ACME Cam Corder to keep an eye on you! Plus, what's more, it's hidden!

-"Duck Twacy":D

Pietro
02-19-2002, 10:21 PM
I'm also lockin' the door too!

-"Duck Twacy":D

Joe Tully
02-20-2002, 12:22 AM
I put supplies in my little red wagon and am headed over there right now. (I have plenty of TNT, rope and Animal Crackers) I radioed everyone and they are all headed over.

Pietro
02-20-2002, 07:00 AM
OK, here's the idea, we'll go in groups, just like Jon said earlier,

Group #1: Hurricane Helms, Super Chicken & Fred, Underdog, and Mighty Mouse.

Group #2: Super Pink, Dagski & Norb, Turkey Volume Guessing Man, and Commando Cody.

Group #3: Star of Wonder, The Red Giant, El Kabong, and Batman (Wile E. Coyote from "Gee Whizzz").

Group #4: Brandon Pierce, Singin' Stray Cat, General Tully, and Danielle.

Group #5: The Cartoon Canadian Mountie Force

Group #6: The Mighty Heros

Group #7: Duck Twacy, Super Rabbit, Private Eye Fox, and Jon Cooke.

OK? Now's let's go!

-"Duck Twacy":D

Red
02-20-2002, 04:20 PM
Group #3!

I have a plan

Ok

Star of Wonder you distract the villian

Batman you fly in carrying a giant boulder and throw it on top of the villian

When The villian gets up El Kabong fly in and hit it with your kanbong

I'll grow and pick up the villian and throw it to the ground

Then I'll pick the villian up again and take it to jail or wherever we keep The Legion Of Doom

Jon Cooke
02-20-2002, 04:33 PM
I HAVE GOOD NEWS!

Our plan worked perfectly!! The Legion of Doom has been captured and brought to justice.

The moral of this thread: Crime doesn't pay.


STAY TUNED FOR PICTURES AND MORE INFORMATION LATER TONIGHT.


-Jon

Jack
02-20-2002, 05:45 PM
Hooray! They'll be a "Full House" tonite!- JAIL House, that is.


Jack :D
Now we just need to find out whatever happened to predictability, the milkman, the paperboy, and evening TV...

Jon Cooke
02-20-2002, 06:12 PM
THE END OF THE LEGION OF DOOM - PART 1

The members of the Legion of Doom arrived at humble, lovable Shoeshine Boy's (Underdog's) house around 12:30pm.

Ted, Dan Backslide, Slug, the Slasher, Rocky and Mugsy entered the house.

The Mighty Heroes and the Mounties managed to catch all the thugs (Pickle Puss, Rubberhead, 88 Teeth, etc.) before they even entered the house.

After a few moments of confusion inside the house. Singin' Stray Cat hit Dan over the head with a frying pan. Underdog, Mighty Mouse, the Beavers, and Wile E. Coyote took care of Slug McSlug. Dan yelled "It's a trap!". The rest of the Legion scattered around the house ---

http://looney.toonzone.net/picts/legion-end01.jpg

Fozzie Bear showed up, because he heard there would be free cookies. He seemed a bit startled by what was going on around him (as seen in the above picture).

What happened to Ted, Slasher, Rocky, and Mugsy!?! STAY TUNED!


-Jon

Pietro
02-20-2002, 06:28 PM
Wow! Good pictures so far! I remember when you took those....
And, yes, I also remember Fozzie. He was really funny with all his jokes about "rubber chickens!":p

-"Duck Twacy":D

Jon Cooke
02-20-2002, 06:48 PM
THE END OF THE LEGION OF DOOM - PART 2

Rocky and Mugsy were in a panic. They didn't know where to hide. Danielle (who was cleverly disguised as ... uh, Danielle) told them "Quick! Quick! Hide in the bathroom! There aren't any super-powered chickens, their dopey lion sidekicks, guitar-wielding masked horses, or creepy looking wrestlers in there!!".

Rocky and Mugsy ran inside the bathroom and were "ka-bonged" by El Kabong, attacked by Super Chicken, tied up by Fred, and thrown into the shower by Hurricane Helms.

http://looney.toonzone.net/picts/legion-end02.jpg

STAY TUNED FOR MORE EXCITING DETAILS TONIGHT!!!



-Jon

Red
02-20-2002, 07:00 PM
Yea The Legion of Doom was Doomed

If you make a picture of me make it a flash or an Apachi cheif Picture

Thanks

Ricochet
02-20-2002, 08:02 PM
Hmm, puzzling! I found the following note on my doorstep, tied to a brick!

Dear ToonZone-ers,

You think you are safe because you defeated the Legion of Doom? Ha! I, along with Cobra Queen, Cave Guy, Loghorn, Deadpan, Candle Jack, Herb Scanell, and Emmet Nervend have organized a brand new Injustice Gang! Our goal, you ask? TO rid the world of quality animation! All our years on that really good Freakazoid show (minus Herb) have made us sick! Ha ha ha! Don't look now, but there just went a couple Bugs Bunny shorts!

The Lobe
Evil Scientist, Leader of the Injustice Gang

Well, here we go again!

Jon Cooke
02-20-2002, 08:41 PM
THE END OF THE LEGION OF DOOM - PART 3 OF 3!!!

The Slasher was pretty mad that there wasn't going to be any "Full House" Festival. It took Super Pink, Turkey Volume Guessing Man, Commando Cody, Star of Wonder, *and* The Red Giant to take care of him. In all the ruckus, I wasn't able to take a picture. But, justice prevailed!

Private Eye Fox and Duck Twacy chased Ted Turner into the bedroom. Super Rabbit came up with a brilliant idea to catch Ted.

http://looney.toonzone.net/picts/legion-end03.jpg
"Oooooh, Mr. Turner!! Steve Case and Gerald Levin just aren't in it!! You're my AOL Time-Warner executive, dreamboat lover-boy! Will you sign my autograph book? Ooooooh, thank-yooooou, Mr. Turner!"


Well, I'll let Private Eye Fox and Gen. Joe Tully fill you in on the what punishment the villains will face. A job well done, everyone!

What's this?


Evil Scientist, Leader of the Injustice Gang
Well, here we go again!


Oh, brother! Not again!! I say after some closing comments, we close this thread! In the name of humanity! :p


-Jon

Joe Tully
02-20-2002, 09:03 PM
I just got back from making sure that the criminals were safely incarcerated in Sing-Song Prison. They are part of a special program for extra-evil types where they have to make toys for Santa Claus to hand out to good little girls & boys. If there's anything that bad guys hate, it's helping out nice little kids!

Meanwhile, the Injustice Gang all turned themselves in when threatened by our new recruit Captain Caveman, who told them that if they didn't give up, he would show them pictures of himself completely shaved & naked. They are also working at Sing-Song Prison, on the Make-Big-Rocks-Into-Lots-of-Smaller-Rocks Division.

I know some people will be mad at me over this...particularly Private Eye Fox, to whom I apologize...but I think that for the sake of this board's sanity, it is necessary to close this thread along with the case.

GOOD JOB EVERYONE!!! WE DID IT!!!