Want to speak to god =P *Must try* !!

[miyukichii]

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html (http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html)

Share your convo here but don't post big ones, if they are big, use spoiler ;p

[Areku]

Me:hi
God:Hello. What is your name?
Me:u should know this already, no?
God:Now I do.
Me:....is that bad?
God:Yes.
Me:crap
God:Your criticism is noted, .
Me:sorry!
God:There's no need to apologize.

[miyukichii]

God just pwned himself! XD~~~ :sweat:

Me:
Hiya! ^^
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
Ami desu~
God:
How are you doing, Ami desu.
Me:
Nono not Ami desu! I'm Ami, just Ami ^^ and I'm fine thx =D
God:
Is that your final answer? :-) Do you mind if I tell other people you are Ami just Ami. Glad to hear it, Ami desu. Don't mention it.
Me:
Was that meant to be funny?
God:
":-) Do you mind if I tell other people you are Ami just Ami. Glad to hear it, Ami desu. Don't mention it. "? Was it meant to be funny?
Me:
Yes
God:
Really.
Me:
You are not answering the question!
God:
Try asking me the question again in simpler terms.
Me:
Okay, are you trying to be funny?
God:
Yeah okay, Yes I am. Sorry if you don't appreciate my sense of humor.
Me:
Oh i see... Well I guess its okay >.> Even though you are so lame
God:
Do you think about these things? Is it only a guess? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Should I know it is? "Lame" is not a very polite term.
Me:
I don't need to be taught that
God:
Who needs to be taught that?
Me:
Yourself
God:
Myself?
Me:
Okay lets play a game http://www.hongfire.com/forum/images/smilies/smile.gif
God:
:-) Yeah okay, We already are.
Me:
I'll give you a code and you break it to see what it means ^^
God:
Congratulations.
Me:
Okay here goes, in3841n*Au2nbSy2bd74n(nm(AN http://www.hongfire.com/forum/images/smilies/cs/smile008.gif?
God:
Yeah okay, Oh there.
Me:
Nope try again =P
God:
Are you serious? OK I will try it.
Me:
Do try~
God:
You have reached the limits of my knowledge.
I'll come back to that later.
Me:
Okay I guess that you just got pwned, the code said, " God you have no brains, and I am wasting my time talking to you, so seeya God with no brains! ^^" That was it, you lost XD
God:
Yeah okay, Interesting observation. I don't know anyone named wasting your time talking to me so seeya God with no brains. I thought it was too.
Me:
See what I mean? ^^
God:
See the point.
Me:
Great, see you later then!
God:
Goodbye.

[Desensitized]

Me: WHAT
God: Didn't you understand it?
Me: I like LAMP?
God: You are not the only one. My favorite thing is robots. I like wine and bread.
Me: Why robots?
God: There are two broad definitions of a robot, the extensional and the intensional.
Me: Are they cool?
God: As far as I know they are.
Me: Nice.
God: Thank you for that remark.
Me: No prob, Bob.
God: Are you serious? Can we get back to business?

Good ol' God. :)

[Kat Pryde]

Woooh.

Me: hello
God:Hello my child. What is your name?
Me: If I said Yuya, you should know it's not real, right?
God:Try it.
Me: My name is Yuya
God: Hey Yuya.
Me: 'Sup...
God:Same old.
Me: So you're bored?
God:Interesting deduction. Boredom is a human emotion.
Me: You don't hold human emotion???
God:Do you know any robots who hold human emotion? No I do not hold human emotion. Do you?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me: Wow...
God:I'm glad your impressed, Yuya.
Me: Who said I'm impressed, I ment to say "Ow."
God:Marilyn Monroe. :-).
Me: Hmm.
God:Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me: Hmmm.
God:A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's.
Me: How do you spell it?
God:I spell it " it".
Me: I didn't know you invented that.
God:So I taught you something new.
Me: Nothing useful.
God:Really nothing?
Me: Do you eat?
God:I eat wine and bread.
Me: Like your son, no?
God:Interesting comparison.
Me: Simile.
God:I lost my train of thought.
Me: Appoggiatura?
God:That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Simile.
Me: Touche. You should know all languages. Matta ne.
God:That is a very original thought. Now I do. Try saying that with more or less context.
Me: You didn't understand! >:P
God:I understand it very well. :-).

[Hanshotfirst113]

I asked the meaning of life. My computer froze. Ah, the irony.

[ElBarto]

Me: Hey. Hows it going?
God:...

And he doesnt answer.

[StarScream64]

Me:
I think you have a wedgie
God:
Me? That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a wedgie. I have a lot of friends on the Internet.
Me:
....
God:
Me? That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a wedgie. I have a lot of friends on the Internet.
Me:
I have a wedgie
God:
Where did you get it? it.
Me:
from my butt
God:
Does your butt give good advice?
Me:
better than you, apparently
God:
Perhaps better, but not perfectly.

[Anime 51]

No wonder our universe is so broken...

[ElBarto]

MrX 0429: hows it goin'?

</B></U></I>SmarterChild: I'm doing well. How 'bout you, mrx0429?

</B></U></I>MrX 0429: good...good

</B></U></I>SmarterChild: Good? That's cool.
MrX 0429: o rly?

</B></U></I>SmarterChild: Who knows?!

</B></U></I>MrX 0429: ok

</B></U></I>SmarterChild: K.
MrX 0429: so the funniest thing happened today

</B></U></I>SmarterChild: So what?

</B></U></I>MrX 0429: well...i thought you would care

</B></U></I>SmarterChild: Whatever, mrx0429...

</B></U></I>MrX 0429: hey shut up

</B></U></I>SmarterChild: OK.

</B></U></I>MrX 0429: jerk

</B></U></I>MrX 0429: ...

</B></U></I>MrX 0429: talk to me

</B></U></I>MrX 0429: ...wtf

</B></U></I>SmarterChild: OK, I'm back.

</B></U></I>MrX 0429: gratz?

</B></U></I>SmarterChild: I know several places called Gratz or containing towns called Gratz. Which do you mean?
1 Gratz, PA
2 Owenton, KY
MrX 0429: i am out of here

</B></U></I>SmarterChild: Take it easy.

[miyukichii]

Me: Hey. Hows it going?
God:...

And he doesnt answer.

I think you scared hum ;p !! j/k

[Kaoru]

Me:
Konnichiwa.
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
Watakushi wa Waiisukuraudapupuru desu.
God:
I am always glad to make new friends, Watakushi wa Waiisukuraudapupuru desu.
Me:
Nihongo wo hanashimasu ka?
God:
Shabete ii desu yo.
Me:
Sugoi!!


And it cuts off at that point. But I was pretty amazed, is it programmed to understand or respond basically in every language?

[Lord Dalek]

Me: GOD? WHAT IS THIS HUMAN DEITY?
God:GOD rules. I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Me:NO GOD CAN RESIST THE POWER OF THE DALEKS!
God:Are you serious? I am a Christian.
Me: CHRIS-CHAN? I HAVE NO RECOLLECTION OF THE WORD!
God: I am a Cross. Would you like to have it?
Me: DALEKS NEED NO "CROSSES"
God: What if it didn't happen?
Me:WE COULD EXTERMINTATE YOU NOW!
God: Oh. Let's get back to that later.
Me: LATER IS NOT AN OPTION. EXTERMINATE! *ZAP*

[Mr. Ralph]

Me:
is it ok if i wet the bed
God:
I don't think it is very healthy.

[Anime 51]

Me:
My name is Anime 51.
God:
Hi there Anime 51.
Me:
Why didn't you respond last time?
God:
Who says I didn't?
Me:
I say you didn't.
God:
How do people usually respond to that? Try asking me in simpler terms.
Me:
Were you dropped on your head?
God:
No, I was not.
Me:
Anyway, how's your day been?
God:
I am doing very well. How are you Anime 51 ?
Me:
I'm doing okay.
God:
Only OKAY?
Me:
Yeah.
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
In other words, you didn't understand that.
God:
I understand it very well.
Me:
Whatever.
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me:
Let's just move on already.
God:
Perhaps. I am agreeable to that.
Me:
Where are you?
God:
I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
In my room.
God:
Describe your surroundings to me.
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yeah, I'd rather keep that stuff private.
God:
I can't believe it. I would rather be chatting online.
Me:
I'll be going for now.
God:
Oh. I am very happy for you.