Final Fantasy XXXVIII Announced

[Agent S7]

We just felt like skipping XIII-XXXVII. Anyways, isn't XXXVIII a cool number? We think so. FFXXXVII will revolutionize gaming as we know it, featuring real-time battles, Advent Children graphics, an in-game clock, an M-rating, a Puzzle League mini-game, a trading card system, fifty-seven hours of cutscenes and a character made from a shard of Chuck Norris's soul.

Discuss!

[Harlan_Phoenix]

That Chuck Norris better be from a side quest.

A normal party member would be too damn broken.

[Mynd Hed]

Silly Squeenix... Chuck Norris' soul cannot be shattered or disassembled. I'm sure that the twist ending will reveal that it was merely Jean-Claude Van Damme's soul.