Funny Quotes: Special "DCAU Firsts" Edition!

[James Harvey]

In honor of the arrival of Justice League Unlimited: Season Two and Batman Beyond: Season Three onto DVD, two DVD sets which will possibly be the final DCAU series released onto DVD (at least for now), it seemed like a great opportunity to bring back “Funny Quotes” to mark this occasion.

The theme of this special “Funny Quotes” will be DCAU Firsts. Images from the first episodes of all the main DCAU programs labeled under the “DC Comics Classics Collection” DVD Series (Batman: The Animated Series, Superman: The Animated Series. Batman Beyond, Justice League, and Justice League Unlimited) will be used.

We all know the rules. Look at the pictures below, think of a Funny Quote for it, then post it up. If that’s not your idea of fun, then just read other people’s quotes. You can put up quotes for all five series, or just pick one. It's up to you, really. So, let the fun begin!


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Batman: The Animated Series #1 “On Leather Wings”

http://worldsfinestonline.com/WF/superman/reviews/lastsonofkrypton/08.jpg
Superman: The Animated Series #1 “The Last Son of Krypton, Part 1”

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Batman Beyond #1 “Rebirth, Part 1”

http://worldsfinestonline.com/WF/jl/episodes/secretorigins/p1/27.jpg
Justice League #1 “Secret Origins, Part 1”

http://worldsfinestonline.com/WF/jlu/episodes/initiation/26.jpg
Justice League Unlimited #1 “Initiation

Note: Wondering about the series selections for the images? Please note that Batman: The Animated Series and The New Batman Adventures are considered one series, since the production numbers for The New Batman Adventures pick up (#86) right where Batman: The Animated Series left off (#85). Justice League and Justice League Unlimited, however, are considered two separate series since their production numbers are unique from each other. Also, no spin-off series were included, just the series that fell under the “DC Comics Classics Collections” DVD label within DCAU continuity.

Rules: All quotes must be clean, and at or below the PG bracket. If your Funny Quote goes too far above this, your post will either be edited or deleted.Warnings will be issued, if deemed necessary.

[Cortez2301]

Alright for "on Leather wings":

Batman:Shhhh! We can do this quick but don't make any noise.

For LSOK part 1:

Kal-El:Alright they're not looking.Go bite Dad in the butt!

For Rebirth part 1:

Batman:Aggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! OH GOD! OHHHHH GOD! OHHHHHH MYYYYYYY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! ( Breaks wind) ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.I'll never eat a Double Whopper before I go out at night again.

For "secret origins" part 1:

Superman: Jonn I wouldn't offer my hand out if I were you.Batman gets extremely enranged when fungus is in his presence.

For "Initiation" :

Supergirl:Ok guys calm down.Just kiss and make up so we can get on with the mission.

[Anthonynotes]

Batman:TAS:

BATMAN: OK, I'll make this quick as possible: How much for the "Gray Ghost" variant action figure with the kung-fu grip?!

Superman:TAS:

Krypto: (Thought-balloon) Gee, I hope nothing forcibly separates me from lil' Kal for years and years, with me winding up in some weird new environment... say, why's Kal babbling about "Daddy's new doggy-sized rocket"?!

Batman Beyond:

Terry: My "real" father's *who*?! Ewwww....who *writes* this slop?!

Justice League:

J'onn: (In an annoying TV salesman/announcer voice) Yes, you too can go from a peak human specimen wearing a bat-costume to a superpowered alien in need of Kryptonian botox!

Justice League Unlimited:
Supergirl: Look, I don't care how much you two argue---there's room for both free-market capitalism *and* government-funded social programs in a democratic republic like the United States... OK?! Sheesh...

-B.

[Temple Fugate]

BTAS
"If I hear one 'Surprise' out of you before Jim Gordon walks through that door, I'm going to make sure you never live to see your own birthday."

STAS
"Mr. and Mrs. El, I have terrible news. Your endorsement deal with Red Stripe has fallen through. I'm afraid we have to repossess your Earthbound rocket ship."

BB
"I gotta get Bruce to install some kind of dog-poop-scraper in this suit's feet. That's the third time this month."

JL
Superman: Okay, let's everybody show off our right arms. Oh, that's right Batman, I forgot you lost yours to Darkseid because you thought you could take him all by yourself. I certainly hope we've learned our lesson.
Batman: I hate you all.

JLU
"Stupid expanded roster! In the old days I could at least get an entire scene to myself without having to share the frame with two stinky old men."

[pixellj]

BTAS:
"Be vewy quiet. I'm hunting Wabbits."

STAS:
Before meeting his destiny, Kal El was the only one able to give Krypto his vitamin.

BB:
"Ugh....If Bruce designed this belt better, I wouldn't need to keep the Batarangs up there..."

JL:
"You silly aliens, it's 'Pull my finger', not your entire hand."

JLU:
"Guys chill! Atom, apologize for saying green makes his butt look fat."

[SuperBat]

BTAS
Batman: "No shouting in the library."

STAS
Lara: "Nobody loves me."

BB
Batman (Bruce): "If one more person in this thread mistakes me for Terry, I'll go postal!"

JL
Superman: "I don't think Batman wants to play the hokey-pokey."

JLU
Supergirl: "You can both have a turn when I beat King Koopa."

[Old Batfart]

BB
Batman (Bruce): "If one more person in this thread mistakes me for Terry, I'll go postal!"

I was about to post the same thing. :anime:

[pharmmajor]

Justice League Unlimited:
Supergirl: Look, I don't care how much you two argue---there's room for both free-market capitalism *and* government-funded social programs in a democratic republic like the United States... OK?! Sheesh...

That is brilliant. Nice one.

[Elderly Bruce Wayne]

BTAS: (can't top the Fudd line)

STAS: Our puppy has the boy trained well!

BB: Must! Reach! Universal Drug Antidote!

JL: (J'onn mind-reading...) Batman wins! He's got scissors. We have paper!

JLU: This man is too soft! This man is too hard! Where's Mr. Just Right?

[warmachine04]

BTAS
Batman: Who were you expecting? The Tooth Fairy.
STAS
Kryptonian Rugrats Opens.
BB
Batman: Forgot my heart medication in my other utility belt.
JL
Superman: Bats, the joy buzzer gag is too much.
JLU
Supergirl: I'll rather take the teleporter. Boys!.

[Elderly Bruce Wayne]

http://worldsfinestonline.com/WF/jlu/episodes/initiation/26.jpg
Justice League Unlimited #1 “Initiation



"Boys. Boys. You can BOTH take me to the square dance!"

[Yojimbo]

Batman: The Animated Series #1 “On Leather Wings”

Batman-"So when's the next new episode?"

Superman: The Animated Series #1 “The Last Son of Krypton, Part 1”

Sul-Van-"I admit. Krypton is going to implode but I just saved a lot of money by switching my car insurance..."

Jor-El-"Raal, help us."

Batman Beyond #1 “Rebirth, Part 1”

Batman-"Ugh!! I'm being retired in the opening sequence!!!

Justice League #1 “Secret Origins, Part 1”

Superman-"He hasn't had his shots this month."

Justice League Unlimited #1 “Initiation

Supergirl-"This isn't about you two, this is about saving Daytona!"

[DisneyBoy]

Square dance...ha! Okay, let me try...

Batman: The Animated Series #1 “On Leather Wings”

So how does LOST end? WAIT! Don't tell me! I don't want to know!

Superman: The Animated Series #1 “The Last Son of Krypton, Part 1”

Jor-El, you have to face facts - my grandson has no whites in his eyes!

Batman Beyond #1 “Rebirth, Part 1”

Get me out of this BLEEPING unitard! I hate this logo!

Justice League #1 “Secret Origins, Part 1”

Actually, Batman is only just a hologram. See?

Justice League Unlimited #1 “Initiation

Captain, how many times will we have to go over this? Arrow leads with his left, and you follow with your right!