Mad Libs Experiment

[Singin' Stray Cat]

Anyone ever play this before? Thought I'd give it a shot.
I need a...

Celebrity's Name
Adjective
Noun
Liquid
Noun
Noun
Plural Noun
Plural Noun
Plural Noun
Plural Noun
Verb
Verb
Verb
Noun

... to put in a story. Only I can't tell you what the story is yet. You have to give me the items on the list first! So think of some good random words (and as always, keep 'em PG rated), and put 'em up here. When I get all the items on the above list, I'll put them in this story I'm looking at right now, then post it here.
Have fun!

[Joe Tully]

Celebrity's Name = Marlon Brando
Adjective =red
Noun = lunchbox
Liquid = gasoline
Noun = book
Noun = chicken
Plural Noun = toenails
Plural Noun = jelly beans
Plural Noun = knives
Plural Noun = bananas
Verb = fall
Verb = smirk
Verb = boil
Noun = hubcap

[Do-Do]

I guess I'll do it too.

Celebrity's Name=George Harrison
Adjective=Fluffy
Noun=Pie
Liquid=Vinegar
Noun=Stick
Noun=Folder
Plural Noun=Hats
Plural Noun=Cars
Plural Noun=Hammers
Plural Noun=Salads
Verb=Smack
Verb=Yell
Verb=Tickle
Noun=Crayon

[Brandon Pierce]

Celebrity's Name= Jerry Seinfeld
Adjective= smelly
Noun=car
Liquid= chocolate milk
Noun= junior mint
Noun= bike
Plural Noun= air conditioners
Plural Noun= paintings
Plural Noun= dogs
Plural Noun= napkins
Verb= run
Verb= dance
Verb= kick
Noun= butter

[Jack]

Celebrity's Name - Humphrey Bogart
Adjective - colorful
Noun - Oklahoma
Liquid - Dr. Pepper (or grape juice if you don't want a brand name)
Noun - car
Noun - doorknob
Plural Noun - elephants
Plural Noun - lamp posts
Plural Noun - trolleys
Plural Noun - carpets
Verb - stalks
Verb - wiggles
Verb - talks
Noun - computer

I've done these before, though I've never seen one that isn't at least a little PG.


Jack :eek:

[Danielle]

Celebrity's Name = Mel Gibson {*sigh* :dot: )
Adjective = putrid
Noun = bronze medallion
Liquid = Slime (if that's too solid-like, I'll take on Oil)
Noun = booklet
Noun = rubber band (either way you want to interpret it is fine by me
Plural Noun = compact disks
Plural Noun = clogs
Plural Noun = pathways
Plural Noun = action figures
Verb = sneeze
Verb = pay
Verb = bend
Noun = tissue paper


Boy, from the looks of the previous posts, this is gonna be interesting!

[Singin' Stray Cat]

Allrighty, here's the story! I tried to use something from every post. There were so many good words, I had a hard time deciding what to use... maybe I should save them in case I decide to do another one. ;) Okay, enough stalling...here's the finished Mad Lib!

This is the soliloquy from the play "Hamlet," written by Jerry Seinfeld. In the third act of this fluffy play, Hamlet, who is sometimes called "the melancholy lunchbox," is suspicious of his stepfather and hires some actors to act out a scene in which a king is killed when someone pours Dr. Pepper into his car. First, however, he declaims: To be or not to be: That is the rubber band. Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the elephants and jelly beans of outrageous fortune, or to take arms against a sea of hammers, and by opposing end them. To die; to sleep; no more; and by a sleep to say we end the heartache and the thousand natural action figures that flesh is heir to, 'tis consummation devoutly to be wish'd. To die, to sneeze; to dance; perchance to tickle: Ay, there's the butter.

Thanks for playing, guys and gals! :D

[Joe Tully]

LOL! That was pretty funny! Maybe if we do it again everyone can just take turns donating a word until we have enough...First person posting gives the first word, second person gives the second word, etc.