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Jacob T. Paschal
01-06-2007, 10:50 AM
Just recently saw Hereafter parts I and II and I was actually diggin' the new look on ol' Blue. Should he have not shaved?

Simon Trent
01-06-2007, 02:02 PM
Lois doesn't like beards.

Jacob T. Paschal
01-06-2007, 02:48 PM
I see I sorely lack proper knowledge on the subject of Superman and breaking the mold...

oldmanwinters
01-06-2007, 03:40 PM
A friend pointed this out to me and I have to agree it begs the question...

How does a razor work on Superman? Is he invulnerable except for his hair? Would that mean he never needs a haircut either?

Livy1213
01-06-2007, 04:10 PM
A friend pointed this out to me and I have to agree it begs the question...

How does a razor work on Superman? Is he invulnerable except for his hair? Would that mean he never needs a haircut either?They answered this in Superman TAS's episode Mxyzptlk when Clark uses his heat vision with a mirror to shave.

Magmafire2374
01-06-2007, 04:13 PM
Superman with a beard = Kent with a beard

Would be kind of a suspcious thing to do

Master Moron
01-06-2007, 10:42 PM
They answered this in Superman TAS's episode Mxyzptlk when Clark uses his heat vision with a mirror to shave.

That never made sense to me. I mean, how can he shoot his chin with his heat rays? I mean, try to look at your chin. You can't do it.

Chris Wood
01-06-2007, 10:46 PM
Superheroes should never have beards. Stubble's OK.

Simon Trent
01-06-2007, 10:47 PM
That never made sense to me. I mean, how can he shoot his chin with his heat rays? I mean, try to look at your chin. You can't do it.

If I recall correctly, Superman used his heat vision against the mirror and reflected it onto his chin. I can't remember why the mirror didn't melt though.

Jacob T. Paschal
01-06-2007, 10:51 PM
Superheroes should never have beards. Stubble's OK.

Aquaman had a beard, I think...

oldmanwinters
01-06-2007, 11:50 PM
That's right! I remember that scene now about the heat vision and the mirror. I haven't seen that episode in a long time but it's good the creators were meticulous enough to give us a little glimpse of small things like that.

worstoffender844
01-07-2007, 01:20 AM
Superman with a beard!? LOL no way!:p

Yarharhar
01-07-2007, 05:38 PM
Yeah, it would be extremely suspicious if superman and kent both showed up with beards at the same time. The only way he could really pull it off was if he wore a fake beard for awhile (like a few months), and then had Kent gradually grow one in after that. Then they would have changed hairstyles at different points. But that's a whole lot of hassle to go through to try out a different hairstyle.

Dens Maris
01-07-2007, 05:51 PM
It'd be neat for a while, but I imagine the novelty would fade eventually. Remember how well the SuperMullet went over? ;)

Livy1213
01-07-2007, 05:55 PM
Superman shaving in Mxyzpixilated

http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/superman/reviews/mxyzpixilated/10.jpg

Harvey Two Face
01-07-2007, 06:04 PM
That has got to be one of the coolest picture ive ever seen and also that explains why Superman never has grazes on his skin from shaving.

Yarharhar
01-07-2007, 06:10 PM
Superman shaving in Mxyzpixilated

http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/superman/reviews/mxyzpixilated/10.jpg

Lois: I gotta tell ya Superman, I just can't get over the fact your face always smells like burnt hair...

Simon Trent
01-08-2007, 05:01 PM
I can't imagine what he spends on mirrors...

adoptedBatpuppy
01-08-2007, 11:46 PM
I think he should have stuck with a moustache. :yawn:

John Cage
01-11-2007, 05:14 PM
It worked for the episode, but it wasn't a good look for Superman. Plus there's the whole issue of Superman and Clark suddenly deciding to have beards at the same time that opens all sorts of problems for the secret ID thing.

Have a good day.
John Cage

BigFatHairyDeal
01-11-2007, 07:22 PM
Wonder Woman liked the beard, so you weren't the only one, sort of. :)

I think in the Byrne Man of Steel run, Superman used a piece of metal from his Kryptonian ship to reflect his heat vision onto his face. What I want to know, though, is how does he trim his hair and cut his nails.

Anthonynotes
01-12-2007, 11:46 AM
In the pre-Crisis comics, Superman's hair and nails didn't grow at all while under a yellow sun, thus he usually didn't need to shave or trim his nails at all. (One occasion had red kryptonite make his nails and beard grow heavily, requiring Supergirl and Krypto's combined heat vision to cut it off when his own wouldn't suffice).

Post-Crisis (and S:TAS), Supes' hair and nails do grow, requiring him to shave via using his heat vision. The comics had him use a piece of the rocket that brought him to Earth to bounce the heat vision off of; presumably in the "Mxyzpixillated" episode, Supes could've installed some special heat-resistant mirror in his bathroom (or has tons of them in a closet somewhere).

(Imagine the requirement to shave was part of Byrne's "make Supes more vulnerable" makeover.... which apparently came with his showing Supes as looking hairy chested vs. smooth-chested in earlier comics; never liked the hairy-chest look on Supes...).

>>A friend pointed this out to me and I have to agree it begs the question...

How does a razor work on Superman? Is he invulnerable except for his hair? Would that mean he never needs a haircut either?
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Superman's hair is invulnerable as is the rest of him, thus ordinary razor blades won't work on him---there's various scenes over the years of Lois or someone trying to cut Superman or Clark's hair with scissors only to see them break in two.

-B.
Who won't be answering how *Batman* grooms himself...

karasu
01-13-2007, 10:44 PM
The beard was definitely cool. I like when it showed up in old comics as well.

oldmanwinters
01-13-2007, 10:55 PM
Thanks, Brainatra, that was a very helpful summary of the different takes on Superman's hair. I guess the old Supes was kinda like a Dragonball Z Saiyen, whose hair "supposedly" never changes since birth.

Sorry, if DBZ is taboo for these forums, BTW.:D