AniGen Funny Quote #7

[James Harvey]

Welcome to the seventh installment of the Anigen Board Funny Quotes! Remember to keep the quotes in the PG or they will be deleted! Well - here we go:

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ENJOY!

[redDragon]

Spidey: Here ma'am you left your favorite blankie in the oven.

[Jedigreedo]

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"One dollar one dollar one dollar one dollar, do I hear two dollar?"

[Zorakfan]

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*Yoink*
Sorry Mam', but us spiders gotta eat too ya know.

*man, this is nice. No wings...no stuggling...I just wish it wouldn't keep calling me Mama all the time. It's creeping me out.*

[Eraserhead]

*No Ma'am, this is'nt the child you're looking for....Its the rest of my laundry, as you can see"

[Brainiac]

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SPIDEY: Please...leave me alone! Why have you been following me? Here...maybe this sweater will appease your stalking hunger!
WOMAN: Never!
FIREMAN: Okay, okay...break it up...

[Auggie Doggie]

Director: CUT! Okay? Who is the buffoon at the porps department who gave us the props for the survival film in Studio 5?

[Karkull]

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Spider-Man: "What? My baby? But we've barely met in the movie continuity! Talk to the comic book version of me."

[Evil Dr. Reef]

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AAAH!!! Blanket-Eating Zombies!
Narrator: How will Spider-Man escape from these blanket-eating fiends? FIND OUT NEXT WEEK!!!!

[The Dork Knight]

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Lady: Thank you for saving my baby Superman!
Spiderman: *Sigh* I'm not Superman....... I'm Spiderman.....
Lady: Okay Superman!
Spiderman: *Sigh*

- Foley Is Good

[Manhunter]

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Spiderman:Will you just change the damn diaper,already?!

[Calico]

Spiderman: Here's your baby Ma'am.
Woman: That's not mine.
Spiderman: But you were screaming 'Save my baby!'
Woman: Right. My cat, Scruffy, is up that tree over there.
Spiderman: Then whose is this...?
Off screen: That's him officer! That's the wierdo that kidnapped my child!

[Sir Gatts]

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Spiderman goes Evil Spiderman.
Spiderman: This is a gun under here I tell you! Get back now or the fireman gets it! ...It's not fair! *crying* I should be the most popular with the kids! ...Dam you Al Qaeda! *cries*
Background fireman radio: Requested 10-33 on 10-18 at 10-20 MLK and Grant rd. *Static* 10-13...

[The Polisher]

Spiderman: Don't make me use this!!!!

[DanniB]

Spiderman: hey listen lady I'm only gonna do your laundry this one time. Next time you have an emergency, let it be a real one.

[Carnage]

Uncle Ben always told me, "With great power comes great responsibility." Is rescuing blankets a great responsibility?

[Barb Gordon]

Spidey: aww, it's such a cute little baby....*pulls away blanket* ahhhhhh! take it take it take it!!!!!!

or

Spidey: my spidey sense is telling me that this kid really needs a new diaper....yuck


Barb^-^

[atf487]

Spidey: Here's your kid. Sorry I stepped on him
Woman:Well I never! (slap)
Spidey: You little firetruck.

[Alaskanbullworm]

Spiderman : "I'm not cleaning up your dog's dirty business again, use a Pooper Scooper from now on."

[Vinnie]

::all:: Silence....

[Cyclops]

Spider-man: Here you go lady, I saved your baby chimp.
Woman: That's my child you sicko!!!!!
Spider-man: Damn, he sure was ugly! I guess he won't this banna now.
Woman: This is a girl!!!!!
Spider-man: Then there was something seriously wrong when I changed her diaper.