Funniest DVD Reviews?

[Ragebot]

If a DVD reviewer is trying to steer you away from a product, they might as well make their reviews funny.

Here's some of my favourites:

http://www.dvdtalk.com/reviews/read.php?ID=22713
Joshua Zyber's review of Ultraviolet.

http://www.dvdtalk.com/reviews/read.php?ID=16750
Joshua Zyber's review of Immortel: ad vitam

http://www.dvdtalk.com/reviews/read.php?ID=17745
Scott Wienberg's review of Bolero.

(http://www.mindspring.com/%7Elaserdisc-forever/showgirls.html)http://www.mindspring.com/~laserdisc-forever/showgirls.html (http://www.mindspring.com/%7Elaserdisc-forever/showgirls.html)
Joshua Zyber's (well, it's Laserdisc, but he's great either way) review of Showgirls.

What are yours?

[John Pannozzi]

DVD verdict's review of Batman & RObin: SE:

http://www.dvdverdict.com/reviews/batmanrobinse.php

[Lord Dalek]

IGN's...

for all the wrong reasons.

[Hanshotfirst113]

IGN's...

for all the wrong reasons.

I take it that you're implying that reliability is not their strong point?

[Lord Dalek]

I take it that you're implying that reliability is not their strong point?You bet your bippy.