John Henson

[Terminatah]

Whatever happened to this guy? He used to host Talk Soup on E!, which was a sub-par show without him, but an unmissable gem with him. He had enormous comedic talent, and it felt like him and the show were as one. It was a tragedy when he left, but as I understood it, he would soon have a similar show on ABC. I never saw or heard a word about it, until I later searched the Net and discovered they aired the pilot in 1999 and cancelled it in the blink of an eye (as far as I can figure). So where is he?

What has this genius been doing since then? Laying low? Touring the standup circuit? Living on a mountaintop answering questions about life to those brave enough to climb it? I want everyone to drop what they're doing and find out now.

-Terminatah

[Terminatah]

I followed my own advice and looked him up on his representation's website. It says:

Originally from Connecticut and now living in Los Angeles, Henson is currently writing a screenplay in collaboration with Kevin Nealon on a project for Adam Sandler and Revolution Studios.

Why didn't I look this up before asking everyone else to? Because my mind works logically within an illogical set of wiring. Don't think for a minute this means you are to stop interrogating suspicious figures and going through the man's garbage. Let's get into his life.

You're still here? GO FIND MORE INFORMATION.

-Terminatah