Caption this! Featuring Ted Turner and the fastest mouse in all of Mexico!

[Brandon Pierce]

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[Thad Komorowski]

Speedy: Hello Senor Turner! I chop your head off....




-Thad

[Tintin]

Speedy: M'a tla coupé ton scalpe bonhomme!!! :D

[Cartman]

Turner: Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen! I really accept this award for "best corporation leader!" What do ya' think of that, Eisner?

[a mysterious shadow creeps by Turner's neck. It's revealed that the shadow is Speedy Gonzales with an axe in his hands.]

Speedy: Hola, Turner! I come to get revenge on you for banning my cartoons from the general publeek! [chops off Turner's head]

[Pilmedium]

Turner: I think it is good that "we" removed the Speedy Gonzales cartoons from television. We don't need Mexican stereotypes...

Speedy: (says inside mind) My cartoons are as good as anyone else's. (walks up to Turner with an axe) -starts chopping Turner to pieces faster than he can do anything.

[Crickett]

Billionare Ted: No Speedy, I don't think we can split AOL and Time Warner with that.


Speedy Gonzalez: Who said anything about AOL and Time Warner, I brought this to slice cheese.



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Billionare Ted: No Speedy, I don't need a haircut......

[Joe Tully]

Speedy: Usually, Mr. Turner likes to chop up the cartoons. Let's see how he likes it when we chop him up, eh, amigos? :D



Ah, these Ted Turner ones are too easy...fun, yeah, but really easy. ;)

[Pietro]

Turner: I think we made a great step in banning Speedy Gonzales.

(Speedy appears)

Speedy: You're a funny guy, Turner, I kill you last!

(chops Turner's head off)

-Pietro:D

[apple head]

Speedy: Me thinks you are now Seniorita Turner!

[Jerry Mouse]

Hey Senor Turner I wanna axe you a question.