JL Hoax Thread

[Naraht]

Starro's Revenge -
JL will have to face off against Starro..the evil mind control Starfish from another planet...
Things will look grim as Starro wreaks havock, and turns the League against each other...but fear not, as Misty from Pokemon will show up & will the help os Staryu, will defeat & capture Starro!

[Karkull]

Crap. I was beaten to it.

:(

Oh well. Here's mine: in an upcoming episode, Green Lantern and the Flash become roommates when their savings dwindle. The transition is difficult, but gets worse when they find out that the Tattooed Man and the Trickster are their neighbors across the hall!

A fight ensues, and after everything is said and done both parties are kicked out without their security deposit.

[Batman 80]

In another episode Diana and Hawkgirl are on a case and Batman,Superman,Flash, Green Lantern,and J'onn are left to take care of the Watchtower. A baby is transported to the Watchtower and the five guys are forced to babysit. Flash gets peed on, Green Lantern is forced to change diapers, Superman has to buy baby food,J'onn has to feed it,and Batman reads the baby bedtime stories. Its called 5 Leaguers and a baby. Nothing HAS CONFIRMED this episode.

[Terminatah]

In this very special episode, we take a trip through the space-time continuum into the future, where each member of the Justice League is doing their best to raise the offspring that will one day take over as the new Leaguers.

14-year-olds Chris Kent and Tommy Wayne are your average schoolgoing teenagers by day, but after school and before bedtime, they are the scourge vigilante lawtykes known as Superboy and Batboy. Much to the dismay of Superman and Batman, they are both constantly trying to show each other up in their efforts to impress the sexy Aquagirl.

The Flash is father to 17-year-old Skip West, who isn't very fast, but fights crime with his lightning-quick wit. Burglars carrying large expensive merchandise often injure themselves once he really launches into his act. His weakness lies in that subtle dry humor that some criminals just find amusing, but not ha-ha funny.

John Stewart has been blessed with twin boys, 15-year-olds Dexter and Sinecio. The boys spend their days fighting over who gets to wear the ring, and John has his hands full trying to figure out which twin is the evil one.

Hawkgirl has two kids. Her first born, now 18-year-old Jenara Hol, is a boy-crazy prom queen who would rather go to the mall and talk on the phone than engage in combat with evildoers and communicate with birds. It was always evident to Hawkgirl that Jenara, who prefers to be called Jen, would never be willing or fit to take the Hawk mantle, so she decided a younger sibling might be more dedicated. She gave birth to Hawkboy, a.k.a. Thraxor Hol. Thraxor, who is now 6, is a super genius who detests barbaric physical displays. Opting to fight crime with science and good manners, little Thraxor is heavily considering abandoning the power scepter and going into law.

Wonder Woman is having a tough time coming to terms with her gay son, Wonder Lad, who has taken to wearing her uniform on missions.

And lastly, after trying hard for many years to reproduce asexually, J'onn J'onzz finally succeeded and gave birth to little J'onn J'onzz J'r. They both suffer from a severe lack of personality, and just like his pop, J'onn J'r spends most of his time in the Justice League Watchtower, where he is home schooled and feels distressed that he will not receive a valentine on Valentine's Day.

-Terminatah

[Ricochet]

Ooooo, scary! :eek:

[peterparker05]

In a very special time travel episode, Batmite wreaks revenge on Batman and his Justice League friends by transporting Max from the future and into our present day world. While here, she learns the identities of all of the JLers and begins tagging along on their adventures. Within days, she becomes one of the fouding members of the Wonder Twins.

[Themysciran]

Originally posted by Terminatah
Wonder Woman is having a tough time coming to terms with her gay son, Wonder Lad, who has taken to wearing her uniform on missions. -Terminatah

I almost peed in my pants when I read that! Being gay myself, I'll admit to wanting a costume at one point of my life.

Aegis

[Zoe J'Onzz]

Invasion of the Body Switchers!!!

In a freak accident with a trans-porter thingie-ma-jig, all the JL gets switched.

Superman is GL

GL is Batman

Batman is Wonder Woman

Wonder Woman is J'Onn

J'Onn is Hawkgirl

Hawkgirl is Flash

Flash is Batman

And the insanity insues as J'Onn comes to terms with being a woman, Superman discovers ethnic scrutiney, and Flash makes Batman look like an idiot. Eventualy the fix the transporter-gizzer blinkie, and get back to normal, but J'Onn suddenly starts getting weord pain in his stomach.

[The Flash]

Hey, please try to refrain from bumping up old threads. They can be VERY confusing. If you're looking at old threads, and would like to carry on the topic, create a new thread about it! Don't be bashful! Thanks!

[Green Guardsman]

Originally posted by The Flash
Hey, please try to refrain from bumping up old threads. They can be VERY confusing. If you're looking at old threads, and would like to carry on the topic, create a new thread about it! Don't be bashful! Thanks!

ah but than i would've never read about the JL'ers transporting Max from Batman Beyond into the present and having her create the Wonder Twins!

Just Kidding, yeah, it would be better to create a new topic.

[The Green Hornet]

Hey, please try to refrain from bumping up old threads. They can be VERY confusing.


well said-- esp. when the poster was banned long ago