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Reliable Source
01-16-2002, 09:00 PM
Hello, everyone, this is Reliable Source checking back in. It's been awhile, but I think you'll agree that this latest scoop is worth the wait.

Since my last post, I have been trying in vain to get some dirt on Cartoon Network's breakaway hit, Justice League, the latest incarnation of Bruce Timm's animated version of the DCU. Unfortunately, the execs at CTN have much tighter lips than the WB folk did. It took every trick in the book, but I finally managed to get the scoop on some episodes involving the much anticipated Injustice Gang.

It seems there was some confusion about the actual Injustice Gang roster, due to conflicting reports from different websites as to who actually made the cut. That's because more than one version of the Gang will appear on the show. The first version is a rag tag bunch that features Lex Luthor, The Joker, The Shade, Star Sapphire, Felix Faust, Calendar Girl, Luminus, Josiah Wormwood, and Farmer Brown.

"This original version of the Gang gets their collective (expletive deleted) handed to them by the League pretty quickly," explained my source. "It's almost laughable. We decided to bring in a lot of second stringers to emphasize the point."

The first Injustice Gang is the brainchild of Lex Luthor, who sets out to destroy Superman once and for all after he gets cancer from a chunk of kryptonite that he has taken to carrying around with him.

"The Gang is reformed down the road. We already have the script written, but it probably won't see production until the second season," my source explained. The second arc sees Darkseid forging a partnership with Ra's Al Ghul, as Darkseid is convinced that the Lazarus Pits somehow hold the key to the Anti-Life Equation.

"Ra's and Darkseid know that you can't (expletive deleted) around when it comes to the Justice League, so they pull in the heavy hitters."

The second Gang features Luthor, Brainiac, Talia, Clayface, Gorilla Grodd, Sinestro, Cheetah, Bane, and The Riddler.

"There's one in-joke in the second arc that the fans should really watch for," advised my source. "Although everyone that considers Batman Beyond to be an 'Elseworlds' type deal will probably get pretty pissed." Apparently, the flashback sequence of Return of the Joker takes place sometime between the first and second Injustice Gang arcs.

"Everyone is speculating as to why the Joker wasn't called back to be in the new Gang. And Clayface goes, 'Crazy clown tried to kill Robin or something. I heard he slipped in a puddle and got electrocuted.' Then Riddler says, 'No, no, that's not what happened at all! I heard Robin shot the poor guy!' And everyone else is like, 'No way!' It's just kind of a funny reference to the whole ROTJ debacle."

Sounds like some good natured ribbing to me, and with the upcoming release of the uncut ROTJ on DVD, soon everyone will be in on the joke. That's all for now, and of course, more as I hear it.

Batman 80
01-16-2002, 09:16 PM
This is odd info.

Joe Tully
01-16-2002, 09:19 PM
Uh...yeah. I wonder if there is an invisible "Un" at the beginning of the thread starter's name.

cysurf
01-16-2002, 09:24 PM
Where's my grain of salt?

Joe Tully
01-16-2002, 09:28 PM
I just finished looking through the old posts...Reliable Source is just a member who pops up sometimes to post these joke posts, not meant to be taken seriously at all. Just take the above as a piece of satire, folks. :)

Batman 80
01-16-2002, 09:41 PM
Every board seems to have atleast one person like this.

Blade1225
01-16-2002, 09:54 PM
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Holy Cow!! This is incredible. After seeing "Injustice For All" I'm left wondering how did I miss these characters. I probably got my hands on a pre-release not final version.



So "injustice for all" has already aired?? :confused: :confused:

Maxie Zeus
01-16-2002, 10:51 PM
"Reliable Source" is a kind of Mr. Mxyzsptlk. There is no regulating his comings and goings, and he's always posting joke rumors. He was once a regular contributor to The Animated Newsletter.

Don't take it too seriously. :)

Karkull
01-17-2002, 10:34 AM
Cute. Very Cute.

:yawn:

The Guitar Slayer
01-17-2002, 01:58 PM
Newbies and people who have never encountered this character before:

He posts ridiculous 'rumors' (they ain't even that credible) from his 'sources' just to rile you up. Fortunately, he isn't here much. No info in the profile.

I think this guy was even on the original WB board, but then again, as Maxie Zeus said, there's at least one for every board; it's hard to tell which is which.

Example: I think the last time he was around (I read all the old stuff before I posted), he told the board members that the Batman: Year One movie was going to be done in the seventies, Alfred would be black, and a lot of mad weird stuff.

I personally think, after this one, we should just ignore Reliable Source completely. Don't view it unless you want to laugh and definitely don't respond to it.

I should really go make a "Beware of Reliable Source" sign.

Peace and Rock 'n' Roll
The Guitar Slayer :rolleyes:

Maxie Zeus
01-17-2002, 04:03 PM
My only complaint about "Reliable Source" is that his stories aren't outrageous enough.

But then, WB has done such whacked things in the past that it's hard for even a professional satirist to compete. :rolleyes:

The Flash
01-17-2002, 06:31 PM
Ya know, this is really getting annoying. We've had a lot of BSers pop up around here lately who claim to either work for the WB or know someone that does. It even happened with a Hasbro thing, Mattloaf I think his s/n was....

The Flash
01-17-2002, 06:44 PM
>snaps finger< YEP! Here is the link to the stupid DVD bull s- err ......crap he made out to be true:
http://forums.toonzone.net/showthread.php?s=&postid=105984#post105984

SupergirlJenM
01-17-2002, 06:48 PM
heh

The Mad Hatter
01-17-2002, 07:11 PM
Oy.

kid_flash
01-17-2002, 08:22 PM
You guys are WAY too serious about this. Lighten up and have some fun! Every board needs a prankster, it gives it class and style. Me, I get a kick outta this stuff. Thanks for the laugh, RS.

Karkull
01-17-2002, 08:39 PM
Originally posted by kid_flash
You guys are WAY too serious about this. Lighten up and have some fun! Every board needs a prankster, it gives it class and style. Me, I get a kick outta this stuff. Thanks for the laugh, RS.

Well, maybe we should start an "Official Justice League Hoax Thread" so we can get it out of our system, :p. Who knows, maybe the creative team will read something they like and use it on the show.