out takes {Please read!}

[austin norsworthy]

this is gonna be funny.

on the south island forum, which is a site for the sonic the hedgehog games, there was this thread called out takes. in it, they thought of outtakes for the games. it was really funny. how about we do something like that? I can't remember exsactly how they posted but let's try.

"return of the joker"

bruce: it's not you that makes the batman worth while, it's the other way around, never tell yourshelf anything diffrent... wait a minute what was i supposed to say?

{joker throws the tool at terry, it beans him in the head}
terry: uh! {passes out}
joker: opps.
diractor: Nurse!

{ghoul throws the ball. nothing happens}
ghoul: Darn it! dang things jamed!

" a touch of curare"


bruce: barbara gordens not the target.
babara: her husband is.
terry: {silent} hello... comissoner, {loudly} How dare you enter the batman's lair! The im-pu-dence! The a-dazz-a-lent! The a-not-ted-got-ted gall! You called down the thunder, now get ready for the boom! gaze into the face of fear. booga, booga!

{sorry about the spelling}

"batman and robin"

batman: pull back!
robin: I can make it!
batman: pull back!
robin: i can make it!
batman: computer, disable redbirds engen. {nothing happens} Computer!
{ robin goes off the finger and the motercycle crases into the bulding.}
robin: AHHHHHHHH!

[Bruce Wayne]

This sounds fun.. hmm this came from the commercial:

Batman: I am vengeance, I am the knight, I am *hears loud thunder in background then falls off of*

From Sub Zero:

Batman: That's the medical term for the procedure of going up the rectum..... opps...

Ah well i aint good.

[austin norsworthy]

thanks for trying.

[austin norsworthy]

I know i'm going to get a warning from this but I would just like to say:

Dang it, What the heck is wroung with you people? this is the perfect place to blast episodes you didn't like. GEEZ! uncreative hicks. {p.s. I didn't mean the last part... actully I did :D}


forgive me maxie.

[peterparker05]

Originally posted by austin norsworthy
I know i'm going to get a warning from this but I would just like to say:

Dang it, What the heck is wroung with you people? this is the perfect place to blast episodes you didn't like. GEEZ! uncreative hicks. {p.s. I didn't mean the last part... actully I did :D}


forgive me maxie.

calm down buddy

[Maxie Zeus]

Originally posted by austin norsworthy
I know i'm going to get a warning from this but I would just like to say:

Dang it, What the heck is wroung with you people? this is the perfect place to blast episodes you didn't like. GEEZ! uncreative hicks. {p.s. I didn't mean the last part... actully I did :D}


Well, sometimes they float and sometimes they don't. Don't take it personally. ;)

[austin norsworthy]

Originally posted by peterparker05


calm down buddy



seen "rush hour 2"?


I ain't calming down! I'm sick of you people trying to calm me down! :D

[Cassandra]

Knight Time-

Superman- "precise muscle control."In Batman's voice. A pause, as Tim starts to snicker.
Tim- "Say 'I'm a little pansy'."
Superman-(In Batman's voice) "I'm a little pansy" (Soundmen and crew start smothering laughter. Tim doesn't bother.)
Tim- "Ha, Ha! Say, say-"
Soundman-"Say 'I like to be spanked'!"
The real batman, waiting for his Bruce Wayne Scene-"Hey, enough's enough!!"
Superman-(in Batman's voice)"Yeah, I prefer to do the spanking, thank you."

[Alexander]

OK, i've got one:

Terry: So, you and Dick Grayson dated?

Barbara: In College, Puppy love. Later on we just never talked about it...

Terry: Really??

Barb: Yes.

Terry: Really??

Babs: Yeah kid, really, it was Puppy love.

Terry: Really really???

Babs: Yes... now go home and dream about Dana.

Terry: You seem a little irritated, are you really absolutely positively sure??

Barb: Well yeah, really honestly I don't have any feelings for Dicky anymore.

Terry: Commissioner, might i ask why your hands are shaking???? Hmmmmmmm?????

Babs: I uh...... i love my husband, and my hands shake when i'm not with him.

Terry: Didn't happen before we started talking about Dick Grayson!

Barb: OOOOOOKKKKKKK HE WAS THE LOVE OF MY LIFE, AND I MISS HIM EVERY SECOND OF THE DAY!!!!! AND I CARE MORE ABOUT DICKY THEN ANYONE ELSE!!!!! NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT KID!!!

Terry: Take it easy commish, you've just made a big confession, and...

Barb: I Really always loved him, Terry.

Terry: Yeah Ok, But what i'm trying to say is...

Barbara: I Love Dick more then my husband, Terry

Terry: Yeah OK, but...

Barbara: I meen, i don't care about Sam at all!
(Terry secretly walks out, while Barbara talks)
You know what? I'm going to Bludhaven right now and ask Dick if he wants to settle down after all! You tell Sam i won't be home for dinner!

.... Uhh, Terry??

[Bobby Boy 101]

there she goes again. . . :rolleyes:

[Alexander]

Originally posted by Bobby Boy 1
there she goes again. . . :rolleyes:


Yeah, that was just sorta my vision of what would happen if Terry would keep on asking about her feelings about Dick.
I meen, she said it all in such a cold and heartless tone, that it makes me think she secretly feels she made a few mistakes in her love-life, and she doesn't want to think about her relationship with Dick anymore.

[Bobby Boy 101]

ya ur prolly right sass

she did seem very 'hush hush no big deal' about it all :(

[austin norsworthy]

Sassy, I have decied I DO like you :D


and thank you people for responding to my thread.


heh, heh, "dicky" {giggles like a school girl}

[austin norsworthy]

Okay, here is some stuff for the people who hate batman beyond.

"Rebirth"

batman: wayne, thier gonna kill me!
{Bruce presses the button, nothing happens}
Bruce: hey! this button isn't working.
{as the repair team go over to the batcave, the solders wonder what to do}
solder 1: let's go get a cup of coffie.
solder 2: or we could...
{they pound terry into the ground.}
Terry: you do realize that this is gonna came back and bite you in the butt.

"Spellbound"
{terry is diving toward the cars.
bruce: terry! snap out of it!
{terry does snap out of it, but a second too late..
Terry: AHHHHHHHH!
Bruce: ooh, it's going to take weeks to repiar that suit. oh, and the boy too.

"Shirek"
{in the psyche ward}
Bruce: strip the walls!
terry: okay. {does so} nope, nothing there.

{at the end}
bruce: the voice kept calling me bruce, in my mind, that's not what I call myself.
terry: then what do you... oh, i guess you would, but thats MY name now.
bruce: tell that to my subconses. { and the people who hate the show}
terry: hmm...
{the next day.}
bruce: Terry, there's trouble at the...
{terry, wearing the batsuit, menchanly advances bruce} terry?
Terry: tell that to your subconses, huh? well too do that I'll have to get into your head...
bruce: Terry! wait! stop! don't! you are batman, you are... {Terry complety shredds bruce}

"black out"
{in the classic moment, inque is trying to to poor herself down terrys throt, bruce tries to spray her but nothing happens}
bruce: Terry!

If I think of more, i'll post.

remeber people, this can be for superman too.

[JusticeLeagueLegion]

Okay I got one!!

LOBO: The name's Lobo! That's "L" as in Lillies, "O" as in Ostriches, "B" as in Butterflies and "O" as in...wait a sec...hey Mr. Timm, are you sure that describes my personality?

[austin norsworthy]

Originally posted by JusticeLeagueLegion
Okay I got one!!

LOBO: The name's Lobo! That's "L" as in Lillies, "O" as in Ostriches, "B" as in Butterflies and "O" as in...wait a sec...hey Mr. Timm, are you sure that describes my personality? and O as in.... well i can't think of it. lol.

[austin norsworthy]

"rats"

terry: I'm on my way to meet dana, Can't it wait?
bruce: no, mad stan's out again.
terry: **** on you! I'm not gonna ruin my chance with dana, just because of a mad bomber! tell it to your girlfriend, maybe some cops will get there before it blows up, and if not, T.S.!

rebirth:

Mary: we have company!
terry: mr. wayne?
bruce: terrence, Sorry to get you... {Terry kicks him in the gut.}
terry: that's for nearly letting me get killed! bung-hole.