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The Ion
01-16-2002, 07:23 AM
I found this over at the official DC message boards, its hilarious. It is Lex Luthor doing the Stone Cold, "WHAT!?" catchphrase!

(Superman flies into Lex's office, as per the usual)

S: I'm taking you in, Luthor.
L: What!?
S: I said I'm taking you...
L: What?
S: Would you just...
L: No, you listen.
(Lex pushes a button and a group of rabid fans behind a glass panel is shown.)

L: Lex Luthor is gonna keep being your pain in the butt.
Crowd: What?!
L: Lex Luthor is gonna keep making your life miserable.
Crowd: What!?
L: He's gonna go after your family...
Crowd: What?!
L: Your friends...
(What!?)
L: Your dog...
(What!?)
L: Your fortress...
(What?!)
L: Expose your identiy to the Metropolis...
(What!?)
L: The world...
(What!?)
L: The universe...
(What!?)
L: Earth 2...
(What!?)
L: Then I'm gonna put ya through a nervous breakdown...
(What!?)
L: Hit you with kryptonite.
(What!?)
L: Red kryptonite!
(What?!)
L: Purple kryptonite!
(What?!)
L: Then I'm gonna sit back and smoke a cigar...
(What!?)
L: Drink a beer...
(What?!)

The Penguin
01-16-2002, 04:14 PM
Welcome to the board, Ion.
(What?)
We're glad you're here.
(What?)
I hope you like it here.
(What?)

I'm a huge wrestling fan.
(What?)
I really like the WWF.
(What?)

Anyway I thought it was funny. Thanks for bringing it up.

What?

The Ion
01-17-2002, 09:58 AM
Thanx Penguin! I'm happy to be here! :)

Barb Gordon
01-17-2002, 07:31 PM
hehe, that was pretty cool! Glad to have another new face, I know you'll love it here. It's great to have ya, have fun!!

Barb^-^
your friendly neighborhood welcome wagon

The Guitar Slayer
01-18-2002, 09:28 AM
How ya doin', Ion? Pleased to meet you. I now know what you're talking about; I watched Smackdown for the first time last night. I wish all soap operas were like that :D (can't tolerate those things).

Peace and Rock 'n' Roll
The Guitar Slayer :cool:

The Game
01-18-2002, 06:54 PM
WOW. I have to say, I'm surprised that there are people like me out there- Batfans and Wrestling fans. Sweet.

Sugar Daddy
01-19-2002, 12:22 AM
Originally posted by thegame8866
WOW. I have to say, I'm surprised that there are people like me out there- Batfans and Wrestling fans. Sweet.

those 2 things rule

peterparker05
01-19-2002, 06:35 PM
that lex luthor bit was hilarious, oh, and welcome to the boards.

they're tons of fun