The Ion
01-16-2002, 07:23 AM
I found this over at the official DC message boards, its hilarious. It is Lex Luthor doing the Stone Cold, "WHAT!?" catchphrase!
(Superman flies into Lex's office, as per the usual)
S: I'm taking you in, Luthor.
L: What!?
S: I said I'm taking you...
L: What?
S: Would you just...
L: No, you listen.
(Lex pushes a button and a group of rabid fans behind a glass panel is shown.)
L: Lex Luthor is gonna keep being your pain in the butt.
Crowd: What?!
L: Lex Luthor is gonna keep making your life miserable.
Crowd: What!?
L: He's gonna go after your family...
Crowd: What?!
L: Your friends...
(What!?)
L: Your dog...
(What!?)
L: Your fortress...
(What?!)
L: Expose your identiy to the Metropolis...
(What!?)
L: The world...
(What!?)
L: The universe...
(What!?)
L: Earth 2...
(What!?)
L: Then I'm gonna put ya through a nervous breakdown...
(What!?)
L: Hit you with kryptonite.
(What!?)
L: Red kryptonite!
(What?!)
L: Purple kryptonite!
(What?!)
L: Then I'm gonna sit back and smoke a cigar...
(What!?)
L: Drink a beer...
(What?!)
(Superman flies into Lex's office, as per the usual)
S: I'm taking you in, Luthor.
L: What!?
S: I said I'm taking you...
L: What?
S: Would you just...
L: No, you listen.
(Lex pushes a button and a group of rabid fans behind a glass panel is shown.)
L: Lex Luthor is gonna keep being your pain in the butt.
Crowd: What?!
L: Lex Luthor is gonna keep making your life miserable.
Crowd: What!?
L: He's gonna go after your family...
Crowd: What?!
L: Your friends...
(What!?)
L: Your dog...
(What!?)
L: Your fortress...
(What?!)
L: Expose your identiy to the Metropolis...
(What!?)
L: The world...
(What!?)
L: The universe...
(What!?)
L: Earth 2...
(What!?)
L: Then I'm gonna put ya through a nervous breakdown...
(What!?)
L: Hit you with kryptonite.
(What!?)
L: Red kryptonite!
(What?!)
L: Purple kryptonite!
(What?!)
L: Then I'm gonna sit back and smoke a cigar...
(What!?)
L: Drink a beer...
(What?!)