Who'd win in a fight, Shigeru Miyamoto or John K.?

[Pc-Famicom64]

If you remeber the Mayazaki V.S Svankmajer fight, then you will get the topic's name.

My bet is Shigeru Miyamoto. :anime:

[Nin-Nin69]

who Will Wins?!?

[Jave]

Mario will fry Ren with his fireballs while Link will slash Stimpy with the Master Sword.

So there.

[Daizaburo Estes]

The answer is simple: John K. will try some dirty tactics and trash talk to make up for his lack of skill, and then, Miyamoto will trip up John with his fancy footwork and lay down a vicious punch combo. Then, Miyamoto will catch John in a Camel Clutch and rip him in two. Then the world will smile forever, and everything on Earth(including the Earth itself) will become edible cotton candy. THE ENDS.

[TheMecca]

Miyamoto would've finished the fight while John K was complaining about how the ref wouldn't let him fight "his way".
See, that's the truth.

[I.R Joey]

Well anyone who payed attention to Spaceworld around five years ago knows that Miyamoto has a secret Air Guitar attack he could pull out. :p

[straw_hat]

I'm all for Shiggy ripping John K. a new one with the Master Sword he toted back at E3 2004.

[Daizaburo Estes]

I still say Miyamoto would break out a Ramenman-style Camel Clutch on the guy. But that's just me... :sad:

[Peter Paltridge]

"Hell-lo, this-is Howard Co-sell speaking to you live from what prom-i-ses to be the match of the dec-ade. In this cor-ner weighing in at 94 pounds is the mar-ve-lous, the ego-tis-tical, John Kricfalusi! Say a word for us, John."

"You're all idiots. Every last one of you. I am the greatest thing to happen to the age of drawing since the cave painting. Disney was GARBAGE! Jones was GARBAGE! NOBODY had a clue until I hit the scene! The only good cartoons are mine, and ancient cave drawings. Nothing can match the comic simplicity of a scrawled scribbled animal. I only learn from the MASTERS--the ORIGINALS!!"

"Well, that was en-lighten-ing. In the o-ther corner sporting is le-gen-dary game de-sign-er Shi-ger-u Mi-ya-mo-to. Tell us what's rac-ing through your head at this mo-ment, Mo-to!"

"I am encouraging my team to approach my new project like a baby you can hold. I have found that not many like a baby that bites you, yet many games today are made like biting babies. If we can approach the tranquility of a beautiful sunset, then why can we not explore a gentler world? The ferocity of babies must be addressed in interactivity."

"Al-so en-lighten-ing. May we hear the ring-ing of the bell?"

DING DING DIIING

"That announcer was terrible. I could do his job way better. But they won't let me, because they're stupid!" griped Kricfalusi, charging toward the other end.

"I find incredible beauty in simple things," replies Miyamoto as he bends over to look closely at a gum wrapper somehow left in the ring.

John K trips over Miyamoto and collapses upside-down onto the mat. Then a shadow creeps over him. It looks like the referee.

"Hi, I'm a TZ Moderator™. Is this topic appropriate for this kind of board?"

"What do YOU know?" retorts John K. "If people didn't censor my work it would have been so glorious you would have died from looking at three seconds of it. In a perfect world, all of Nickelodeon would be like Adult Party Cartoon!"

"I see. Topic closed," said the moderator, and clapped his hands in the air twice. The Clapper shut off the lights in the auditorium, and everybody left. Except for Miyamoto, who became inspired by the simplicity of the darkness and later made a Wii title where you are a blind black bear in a cave. Only he knew the difference between it and a shut-off TV.

[Golgo13]

If they actually physically fought, I think John K would win. Have you seen him lately? He's freakin' ripped!

[Draven]

Let's look at things from a sheer career perspective.

John Kricfalusi - A legend in his field, and pioneer, but a one hit wonder. Yes, that's what I said.

Shigeru Miyamoto - A legendary icon in his field, the creator of the most recongnizable and beloved characters in the video game industry. Been setting industry standards for TWO decades. Unquestionable quality and inspiration is stamped into everything the man has ever done.

Miyamoto, winner and still undisputed champion.

Take that, Ripping Friends.

[J. B. Warner]

I think Martianinvader wins the thread.

[Neo Yi]

Dude, remember one E3 (I think in 2004), Miyamoto came out with the Master Sword and Hyrulian shield. He SO owned there (Yes, I don't care, I thought that was freakin' awesome). I vote for him.

[Frank]

John K all the way!:D

[Ickis]

Characters: John K's wouldn't die, but they'd be hurt and K.O'd.

Actual people: Myamoto probably knows martial arts. So it'd be skill over muscle.

[peacebyanymeans]

Miyamoto would stare directly into John K.'s eyes (and unknown to him, his very soul too), then slowly lift his arm, and with palm out flat, take aim directly at him.

Miyamoto continues to stare for a few more seconds. Then suddenly, but surely, John would fall to his knees. He would then cough up some blood, and collapse to his death.

Miyamoto would then lower his arm and look at the corpse for a second or two, then walk away.

[Golden Darkness]

Miyamoto FTW. He'll kick the other guy's butt like the DS is kicking the PSP's butt in Japan.

And considering much the PSP is being outsold over there... sucks to be the other guy.

[Agent S7]

Miyamoto would stare directly into John K.'s eyes (and unknown to him, his very soul too), then slowly lift his arm, and with palm out flat, take aim directly at him.

Miyamoto continues to stare for a few more seconds. Then suddenly, but surely, John would fall to his knees. He would then cough up some blood, and collapse to his death.

Miyamoto would then lower his arm and look at the corpse for a second or two, then walk away.

Correction to J.B. Warner--I think peacebyanymeans turns it into a tie.

~s7

[Golgo13]

Am I the first one to ask this?

Who the F came up with this idea to pair these two together?

[Frank]

Who the F came up with this idea to pair these two together?

Someone who hates John K obviously.

[Pc-Famicom64]

Someone who hates John K obviously.Hey, I like Ren & Stimpy, but Shigeru Miyamoto (As well as the rest of Nintendo) is much better then John K..