Everyday things you hate...

[Kal-el]

What are some of the everyday things you hate? Just stuff that happens that really chaps your arse...
Some of mine:
-when white t-shirts get the yellow stains under the arms
-when you're at work, school, etc. and you go to the bathroom and your zipper decides to stop working
-bad hair days
-when you're late for something and diarrhea strikes
-having to put $.75 worth of gas in your car just to get where you're going
-needing clean clothes right away and realizing I forgot to put the clothes I washed the night before in the dryer
-talking to a good looking girl and just happen to be standing under a hot light or something and sweating like I'm in a sauna

anyone have others?

[killercroc]

Rude people and bad drivers.

[kiddiesunshine]

-morning wood
-loud people
-when i turn on the tv and nothing good's on
-when i get ready to do something and the phone rings
-when i'm about to sneeze and nothing happens

[Supernovametalstar]

---having to walk through a cloud of cigarette smoke every day to get into my campus.

---listening to a three year old scream at the top of his lungs when he doesn't get what he wants immediately. And he's not even my kid (my nephew).

---paying $450 worth of books for a class, ending up not needing half of them, and only getting $70 back on them when the semester's over.

---when someone leaves their half spilled containers of pop on a bus seat, and it's the only one left, and you have a fifty minute ride ahead of you.

---extremely slow bus drivers that crawl at 10 mph even though the street is deserted.

[Evil Dr. Reef]

Jackasses at school who think they're the funniest thing on God's Green Earth because they can make the lobby smell like an outhouse. I'm not kidding! It seems like every damn week, somebody sets a stink bomb off at the end of school. Zorakfan and The Polisher can attest to this.

[The Polisher]

Originally posted by Evil Dr. Reef
Jackasses at school who think they're the funniest thing on God's Green Earth because they can make the lobby smell like an outhouse. I'm not kidding! It seems like every damn week, somebody sets a stink bomb off at the end of school. Zorakfan and The Polisher can attest to this.

It's true! I abslolutely detest whoever does that. It positively steams my clams! Those bastard-children are just begging for destruction!

[Kal-el]

Some others for me:
-walking in a crowded place (let's say, the mall) and people do not move or even try to get out of your way...why do I always have to be the one to move?
-merging on to the expressway and NO ONE will let you over
-putting on my favorite pair of socks only to realize they no have a huge hole in them
-getting my car washed and having the so-called "spot free rinse" leave my car covered in spots
-paying for anything with nickles, dimes, and/or quarters because that's all I have
-visiting my parents and watching their satellite system and realize out of all those channels, not a thing is on
-when every radio station has a commercial playing
-drinking a drop of coffee and peeing all day, and then drinking countless cups the next day and not peeing at all
-going to work when it's dark and coming home when it's dark
-having beautiful weather during the work week and then crappy weather on the weekend

[SilverKnight]

What pisses me off...hm...haven't I done this before? :D

1. Stupid people. (Meaning, ignorant people, and/or jackasses. Not like mentally deficiant people or anything like that. They at least have excuses.)
2. Waking up three hours before I'm supposed to and not being able to get back to sleep, but when I have to get up, I want to go back to bed.
3. That damn bratty kid downstairs who always is crying for no apparent reason.
4. The dog downstairs who is always crying for no apparent reason.
5. People crying for no apparent reason.
6. Crying in general. >shrugs< It's probably why I hate chick-flicks. >shudders<
7. When someone acts like a jackass to get laughs. Carrot Top comes to mind.
8. When my computer decides to crap out on me as I'm replying to something.
9. When my computer decides to crap out on me as I'm writing a story.
10. When my computer decides to crap out on me. >kicks computer<
11. Stupid people trying to sell me porn in emails.
12. Stupid people trying to convert me in emails.
13. Stupid emails. (Ya notice a pattern? >grins<)
14. Getting everything ready for something, only to realize I a) forgot something b) added something I wasn't supposed to.
15. When I mistake a ham for a pork roast. (Don't ask, it's a long story.)
16. When my nephew decides to use my hair as his tissue paper.
17. When my nephew decides to use my hair as his little horse reigns.
18. When my nephew decides to use my shoulder/arm as a chew toy.

Wow...I DO have issues...

[Zorakfan]

Jackasses at school who think they're the funniest thing on God's Green Earth because they can make the lobby smell like an outhouse

yeah, Let's find these Bob-forsaken little morons and intorduce them to our little friend named H2SO4.

[Calico]

Monday Mornings
Rude drivers
Being expected to fix all the office equipment because no one wants to make the effort to learn how
Driving in the snow
Nothing but commercials on the radio (I know someone else already mentioned, but I heartily agree)
Grocery shopping when the store is packed
Telemarketers
Slow internet connections
The freakin' internet filter system on the computers at work (Die Watchdog, Die!)
Constant complaints that I'm on the computer too much (like he doesn't spend hours on end on it!)

[Jowy Blight]

Uh, those really late bus drivers, who also manage to drive super slow. :mad:

[killercroc]

Originally posted by Zorakfan


yeah, Let's find these Bob-forsaken little morons and intorduce them to our little friend named H2SO4.

Hey, is that a subgenius reference?

[Zorakfan]

Mayyyyyyybe. If by subgenius you meant I ironically spelled introduce wrong, yes.

[Chibi Kageboshi]

-Anything related to school

-Work

-Waking up early in the morning on weekdays

[joker]

being touched

this couple i see walking around each mourning, gaa i want to smack both of them

when i over examane stuff to make it worse than it seems

thinking

[Barb Gordon]

Traffic definetly! If I want to get to school at 8 for parking, I need to leave at about 7.20 just in case there's in accident or something. The line to get on the freeway is the worst part actually.

Rude people. Augh!

Kids in class who make loads of noise when we're supposed to be reading, but all they can do is talk about dances and hair and soap operas.

The people who, when you're trying to change lanes, speed up so you can't.

When you're trying to follow a friend somewhere...and the light turns red right after they go across the intersection, so you lose them.

And the biggest...when I'm right in the middle of something great, like an awesome conversation with loads of people, or updating my page, or posting...and my computer freezes and I have to shut it off, or AOL kicks me off.

Barb^-^

[Nightflower]

A good deal of people in general.

Driving in the winter.

Computer problems.

The Chinese version of Weakest Link.

(Wait, no, that's funny!)

Exhibitionists.

Exhibitionists who want my boyfriend. Burn.

[Trent Lane]

Originally posted by Supernovametalstar
---having to walk through a cloud of cigarette smoke every day to get into my campus.

---paying $450 worth of books for a class, ending up not needing half of them, and only getting $70 back on them when the semester's over.

AMEN BROTHER!!! I know your pain ;)

I also hate 90% of the drivers in Charlotte. Monkeys could drive cars better*

*No offense to any monkeys participating in this or any other thread on the World's Finest Message Boards :p

[The Mad Hatter]

Exhibitionists who want my boyfriend. Burn.

Er... nope, not going to ask. :rolleyes:

[kiddiesunshine]

exhibitionists?! are they single?

[NewMaxFranklin]

Originally posted by Kal-el
What are some of the everyday things you hate? Just stuff that happens that really chaps your arse...
-bad hair days
-needing clean clothes right away and realizing I forgot to put the clothes I washed the night before in the dryer


Those two go for me too:

Living in Hawaii I'd been used to keeping my hair really short. But, since I moved I let it grow out and have been combing it in a psudo-Wolverine from Ultimate X-Men way. Well, my hair's very thick and it likes to stick strait out. A lot of mornings I wake up and my hair is in this weird mowhawk from rolling over from side to side while I sleep. It forms point at the top. It takes a lot of gel and elbow grease to get my hair to do anything. I'm kinda looking forward to warmer weather so I can give it the ol' buzz.

Ah, the ol' nuthin' clean but damp clothes calamity; that's a pisser isn't it. No change for the washer or dryer is even worse, though. That hasn't happened in awhile though since I make sure to have a LOT of quarters at all times, now.

A lot of my problems are laundry related: Taking a shower and discovering you have no clean towels, is another one.

[NewMaxFranklin]

How could I forget...#1 with a bullet...People who talk to much/ can't mind their own business.

JEBUS SAVE ME!!! You know how some people just never close their mouths; Like they're in love with the sound of their own voices? They don't have anything important or interesting to say, they're just spouting anything that pops into what passes for their mind.

What's just as bad is that they NEVER listen. If you or anyone talks to them, they don't listen. You can see it in their faces. They're just waiting for you to finish what you're saying so that THEY can talk some more! I take that back. They don't even wait for you to finish. They interupt you. It's like it's painful for them to not be talking. You can see them growing uncomfortable with each passing second.

The most graiting of this group are the ones that tell YOU who YOU ARE or how to behave. "You're so serious today." "You look mad. Are you mad?" "You should lighten up." "You're so quiet today."

I'm not quiet, I'm just not an babbling idiot!!!

[DR. BELCH]

*phone calls while I'm much too busy to answer it, esp. if I'm washing dishes or making dinner.
*on the same note, telephone solicitors.
*going to the fridge for something and discovering somebody else got there and ate it first
*my idiot brother using a whole pound of meat for two personal burgers, which both cuts into the family's meat supply and leaves me stuck washing the griddle and plates he filths up
*trying to flatulate quietly in church or other public places and ending up producing a noise like a sonic boom

[Nightflower]

Originally posted by kiddiesunshine
exhibitionists?! are they single?

Just one, yes, but I never said she was good-looking. (And this is not said out of spite. Honestly!)

[pencilsharp]

originally posted by flhero311
*No offense to any monkeys participating in this or any other thread on the World's Finest Message Boards Awwww... none taken, brother. :)
And yes, that was an indirect slam... :D

My hate list (sung to the tune of "I Love...")
by PencilSharp (whose singing is out of tune)

I hate...
Guys who drive big trucks...
Man, they sure are shmucks...
They blow me off the road.

I hate...
Daytime talk show hosts...
Annoying? They're the most...
Oprah looks like a toad.

I hate...
Folks who won't shut up...
Uhhhhhhs overflow their cup...
Smack them in the head.

I hate...
Every programmer alive...
"Freakazoid!" at FIVE?!
May they all drop dead.

And... I...... hate..... you!!!!! :D

No I don't. I loooove you kids. :rolleyes:

[Failure]

Originally posted by Nightflower


Just one, yes, but I never said she was good-looking. (And this is not said out of spite. Honestly!)

What exactly is an exhibitionist?

[Nightflower]

Originally posted by Failure


What exactly is an exhibitionist?

Either

"Look how big my boobies are!"

or

"Look how cute my underwear is!"

seems to sum it up.

[Failure]

Ah, ok. Thanks.

[Danielle]

Originally posted by pencilsharp

No I don't. I loooove you kids. :rolleyes:


Uh-oh. I'm under the impression that you meant it sarcastically......


For some reason, I'm reminded of Baloney. {shrugs}


I hate boys. I also hate girls. Hermaphrodites rule! :D

[Evil Dr. Reef]

Originally posted by Danielle
Hermaphrodites rule!
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

But anyway, I thought of something else. People who think that since you don't know everything about a band, you have no right to listen to their music. A prime example: I've listened to Blink-182 for a couple of years, even before they were popular. Back in the day (circa 1999) after they became mega-popular, and sold their souls to the pop charts (but I really don't wanna get into that here, it's just MY opinion), I found a Blink shirt that I really liked, and bought it. The first day I wore it to school, six people called me a poser. I told them all that I had listened for a year or so before "Enema of the State" came out, and all six of them asked me some obscure question, like where Travis went to high school, or what Mark's dog's name was. I didn't know, and whaddya know, I was met with a "Get out of here, you ****** poser". Ugh.

Well, that was my rant for the day.

[Zero Yuy]

Hates:

-Slow Walkers (especially in the hallways in school)
-Pop Music in General
-Boy Bands
-Creed, Godsmack, Kid Rock, etc.
-Exams

And the list goes on.....:p

[Zorakfan]

You, Dr. Reef, a poser?

Lol, our kind hunts posers and mounts their bloodied jean-vests on the wall.